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Title: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:10:36 am
LLJK CIVIL WAR AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF SMOOTHRICH

For too long have our freedoms been oppressed, and our rights been abused by the tyrant known as Smoothrich. For too long has he laughed at us and spit on us as he abused his admin powers upon the North American server against us, this two-faced tyrant of tyrannical tyranny will be brought to the justice of his people!

Smoothrich has formally expressed the idea of war upon his own people for simply angering him by expressing themselves in a variety of well-known Jolly Knight customs, such as trolling, debauchery, homosexuality, and of course being mildly self-appeasing.

This is a preemptive war declaration against his tyranny following the evidence provided below!

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This is the mad ravings of a man with syphilis or some kind of brain altering virus! He has also demoted our glorious commander-and-chief PhantomZero, due to Smoothrich craving the insatiable urge of video game power and control.

As you can see from the above logs, in order to protect our opinions and those of Tears_of_Destiny who undoubtedly angered the tyrant to the point of tears, we must go to war in the defense of our freedoms and fight our own brothers.

Professor Milhouse BearIRL offered his opinions below..
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Obviously Smoothrich interprets your fief as a Ventrilo he is not welcome in, therefore he must eliminate it, like the chocolate chip cookie's eliminated the Jews.

An insightful observation towards the climax of this war bear_irl, now for another look was have Doctor Crutchkov Zorato..
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You need to keep the inactive LLJK members known as Zealot and damug on a leesh and make sure they don't anger our god Smoothrich.

Another very insightful comment, if I might offer my insight to the brilliant minds of bear and Zorato is that maybe this was brought on by my own mating call towards Smoothrich? Located here (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,27280.msg398453.html#msg398453).

Further homosexuality inducing chat logs incriminate the tyrant even further, than the furthest further can even fathom to be pushed this farther in terms of evidence of the further, take a look below comma.

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This super serious mad man must be stopped, and this is war!

Also here is a paste bin for first (http://pastebin.com/aA1NnwRc) rage, and here is the second (http://pastebin.com/ibMwriXh), I can print a PDF off of each one and mail them to you for a service charge of $49.99, and of course those rates only apply to North Americans, sorry Europeans, unless you're willing to pay the shipping expenses. I can also frame it for an additional $119.99 on top of the original expense.

Thanks, and have a nice civil war!

Oh, and they also kicked out Kreczor for no good reason.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:12:20 am
BREAKING NEWS

We took Lord Humongous's advice and walked away, the civil war is over.

We won the civil war, Smoothrich the tyrant has been defeated and flees to Chaos!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:14:27 am
two chat logs, really?  what is some peoples obsessions with chat logs.  like you, and ecko.  no one really cares and they definitely aren't interesting enough reading for anyone to get worked up over. furthermore..
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:19:43 am
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:14:27 am
two chat logs, really?  what is some peoples obsessions with chat logs.  like you, and ecko.  no one really cares and they definitely aren't interesting enough reading for anyone to get worked up over. furthermore..

So..

Framed or PDF print out?
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: nilstryfe on March 08, 2012, 08:28:47 am
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:14:27 am
two chat logs, really?  what is some peoples obsessions with chat logs.  like you, and ecko.  no one really cares and they definitely aren't interesting enough reading for anyone to get worked up over. furthermore..


That is a lot of words!

I'll tldr it for everyone:

Smooth, you are:
1. a whiney babby who got trolled, then lashed out, much like a babby, at whoever you could reach
2. the outstanding combo of being both delusional and mad IRL at video game people
3. bad the worst at singing.

I think that covers it!   :D

edit: oh I see we've been smashed! defeated! in the space of 3 minutes none the less! we did our best... *cough*-*hack*t wasn't enough *sputter*  i'm done for, my days as a noble knight at an end *cough* my vision is dimming...
tell my wife I said...
hello
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: BADPLAYERold on March 08, 2012, 08:42:26 am
and phantom said this wouldn't troll you guys..
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:45:08 am
yeah i look like a mad bundle of sticks in the logs, because i was trying to keep things organized like i did for nearly a year for LLJK in strat for the dozens, at one time over a hundred, people who enjoyed playing

then it turned into months of shit flinging and undermining stuff, i decided to quit strat a few days ago and take out the scrub fief fisdnar of all the star wars mmo sperg goons who quit the game and half of them are very unpleasant to deal with on a personal level

organizing shit in this game can end up being a bit stressful, there's an unfortunate amount of effort that has to go into it to get fun battles and stuff for a clan.  this is what happens when no one is even bothering with the fun, and i'm left with soon to be severed ties with a bunch of shit heads that i told them i was sick of dealing with

yah, and you guys did get p. freakin mad when i said it was GG for fisdnar, deal with the approaching LLJK army bros
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:52:37 am
Quote from: BADPLAYER on March 08, 2012, 08:42:26 am
and phantom said this wouldn't troll you guys..

Let's be honest for a second, this is just a cop out so I can recap all this gay drama and just link people one thread rather than list off like fifty chat logs and explain to them a bunch of crap I give no shits about (Also it's kind of funny).

Also I just finished watching the movie Becket with Peter O'Toole (God was he good in his youth) and then skimmed through nilly's chat log with you, and this is one of the funniest, popcorn eating scenes of drama I've ever read.

Man you must have been mad, can you take a picture of your head and show the world how much hair just fell out over this?

Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: goresaw on March 08, 2012, 09:04:12 am
remember that time zealot spent hundreds of dollars renting servers for internet games


lol

Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 09:07:18 am
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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: goresaw on March 08, 2012, 09:10:32 am
Quote from: goresaw on March 08, 2012, 09:04:12 am
remember that time zealot spent hundreds of dollars renting servers for internet games


lol
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 09:20:46 am
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Tanreall on March 08, 2012, 09:33:28 am
I blame Goate. Also please ban Goate.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Lockt on March 08, 2012, 09:39:00 am
Quote from: Tanreall on March 08, 2012, 09:33:28 am
I blame Goate. Also please ban Goate.

Tanreall came back and I thought "LLJK lives again!"

I may have been slightly off on this.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Tanreall on March 08, 2012, 09:55:35 am
I don't see an abused cat in any of those chat logs Zealot. Are you sure he's a badmin and a tyrant or is cat abuse just a hospergler thing?
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Muki on March 08, 2012, 09:56:08 am
Sad to see the clan fall apart like this oh well
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: goresaw on March 08, 2012, 09:58:51 am
Quote from: Muki on March 08, 2012, 09:56:08 am
Sad to see the clan fall apart like this oh well


Lol, this clan hasn't fallen apart.


It's just some dumb kid with a lack of social skills acting out.

We're waiting for the next strat. Gonna boot out all the bad players like Damug and we'll be just fine.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 10:00:47 am
Quote from: goresaw on March 08, 2012, 09:58:51 am

Lol, this clan hasn't fallen apart.


It's just some dumb kid with a lack of social skills acting out.

We're waiting for the next strat. Gonna boot out all the bad players like Damug and we'll be just fine.

Smoothrich and BADPLAYER just quit and joined Chaos.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 08, 2012, 10:04:04 am
WARS BACK ON! WOO HOO!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: goresaw on March 08, 2012, 10:04:31 am
Quote from: Classical on March 08, 2012, 10:00:47 am
Smoothrich and BADPLAYER just quit and joined Chaos.


smoothrich is in _BIgplayz and badplayer has always been kinda half in chaos


if you weren't such an awful child you could come into troll's ts and ask him yourself.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 10:10:42 am
Quote from: goresaw on March 08, 2012, 10:04:31 am

smoothrich is in _BIgplayz and badplayer has always been kinda half in chaos


if you weren't such an awful child you could come into troll's ts and ask him yourself.

Too busy being a useless piece of shit employee and watching Netflix instead of breaking rocks.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Wookimonsta on March 08, 2012, 10:14:52 am
ugh, boring. taking a boring situation and trying to make it sound interesting.
I expected better drama from LLJK
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: goresaw on March 08, 2012, 10:18:11 am
Quote from: Wookimonsta on March 08, 2012, 10:14:52 am
ugh, boring. taking a boring situation and trying to make it sound interesting.
I expected better drama from LLJK


They're all join for guild retards.


They're not really LLJK bro. Don't you worry.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Jacko on March 08, 2012, 10:24:27 am
Such a promising thread name. I'm disappointed.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Gildiss on March 08, 2012, 10:27:29 am
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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Vibe on March 08, 2012, 10:59:34 am
battuhurto-san
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Casimir on March 08, 2012, 11:10:40 am
BIRD CLAN ?
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: SamuraiXxGokuxX420 on March 08, 2012, 11:15:35 am
No one in LLJK is really LLJK, everyone here is a dirty pubbie spy. All goons stopped playing the game a year ago and are playing dwarf fortress right now or playing out their Shepard X Garrus fantasies out in Mass Effect 3. Anderson dies and the Illusive man is your grandpa. Both or neither of these are actual spoilers.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Darkkarma on March 08, 2012, 11:16:20 am
Quote from: Malaclypse on June 20, 2011, 02:23:50 am
You goons are silly as peanut butter.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: EyeBeat on March 08, 2012, 11:37:46 am
for real

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,955.msg399782.html#msg399782

Any new clans looking for a teamspeak let me know.  I will give you admin rights and everything.  I have it for like the next 9 months.  It is a 50 slot.

Also I am looking to join a new clan.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 08, 2012, 11:51:56 am
Oh Fisdnar....

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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Lordark on March 08, 2012, 12:05:18 pm
DONT WORRY FISDNAR WILL BE OK!

IL2.LeetTS.com:10040

Were always looking for new squires to fill out our Fraternal order!

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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: bredeus on March 08, 2012, 12:30:47 pm
do not retire guys, you are still young!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: EyeBeat on March 08, 2012, 02:18:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR-Ckj5M-jU
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Mike_of_Kingswell on March 08, 2012, 02:37:08 pm
Quote from: EyeBeat on March 08, 2012, 02:18:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR-Ckj5M-jU
nice one :D

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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 03:44:53 pm
This isn't a very good thread, don't get too excited.  Its just Zealot trolling, who has no interest in Strategus or in the clan, just wants to piss me off.  I said what I had to say to people in private and he posted chat logs of it, not really much else to it.

RIP LLJK, I fully expect our territory in Strategus to turn into tribal warlord goons vying over each other for their chance at purple text.  I also invite all of the UIF to claim LLJK fiefs for free in order to destroy NA with them.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: dynamike on March 08, 2012, 03:58:16 pm
Oh my, this sure looks chaotic... how will we ever cope?

Quote from: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:10:36 am
Words

Who are you again?
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Kreczor on March 08, 2012, 04:04:23 pm
Hello everyone. Since LLJK is dead now, I'm looking to join a new clan. What you can expect of me:


If you can help me out to get Sumbuja, I'll play with you. Until then my relentless battle for Sumbuja will begin.

YOU WILL BE MINE!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: bravesquirrel on March 08, 2012, 04:47:35 pm
Join 420!  We feature:

-fuck strat
-we aint down with that
-no infighting
-no voice comms
-crpg raps
-diggers maps

Send us all ur gold today! (Not strat gold, i dont want that shit)
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: naruto_goku_sephiroth_420 on March 08, 2012, 06:00:53 pm
Quote from: Kreczor on March 08, 2012, 04:04:23 pm
Hello everyone. Since LLJK is dead now, I'm looking to join a new clan. What you can expect of me:

  • I'm on a lot
  • I shit talk in-game but like everyone (mostly)
  • I will want one of LLJK's old fiefs (Sumbuja please)
  • I'll be harassed constantly, but take it and not lash out at you for months
  • I'm a hoplite 24-15
  • I'm active in strat everyday twice a day
  • I talk about showing a gay guy my penis everyday twice a day

If you can help me out to get Sumbuja, I'll play with you. Until then my relentless battle for Sumbuja will begin.

YOU WILL BE MINE!

fixed
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Goretooth on March 08, 2012, 06:20:36 pm
Join Goretooth
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Kreczor on March 08, 2012, 06:22:05 pm
Quote from: Goretooth on March 08, 2012, 06:20:36 pm
Join Goretooth
Gimme details. I'm listening.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: nilstryfe on March 08, 2012, 06:22:26 pm
Quote from: Goretooth on March 08, 2012, 06:20:36 pm
Join Goretooth

christ are you back yet what the heck
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Rikthor on March 08, 2012, 07:12:29 pm
As the grand, censored, historian of the now defunct LLJK clan, I feel it is my duty to inform the crpg and strategus community as to the events that occured that caused this subsequent civil war and split.

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This accurately sums it up.

Also, a formal apology to Hosperglor_Peppovitch: I was wrong to call you an angry nerd. I had no idea you were normal compared to the angry nerds in the now defunct LLJK clan.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 07:16:04 pm
You know all I did was say I didn't want to handle leading Strat anymore, and anyone else is welcome to do it.  I just wanted to attack Fisdnar with my army before I gave it away, sent it at Fallen, or sold it to enemies for cRPG gold as a troll.  Zealot and co have nothing to do with my decision to stop managing Strategus duties. Funny that as soon as I said I wasn't gonna sperg out over spreadsheets and steam chats, everyone pronounces the clan dead.  Err.. it's still around ya know, just back to the nomadic barbarian tribe state it belongs, until the next superior sperg decides to lead the horde.

Could it be.. you? 
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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Slantedfloors on March 08, 2012, 07:31:55 pm
In the end, it wasn't hordes of Slavs or the armies of Hospergallers who destroyed LLJK. It didn't take planning or dedicated players. All it took was just the egos of hellowrold and a drug-dealing statutory rapist.

Honestly, I didn't see it coming.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Damug on March 08, 2012, 07:32:25 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 07:16:04 pm
my army before I gave it away, sent it at Fallen, or sold it to enemies for cRPG gold as a troll.

Herein lies the problem and what I've been preaching this entire time.  It wasn't your army.  It was LLJK's army.  Did you craft all of the goods to pay the upkeep and buy/craft the gear for the troops, did you craft all the gear yourself or was it a community effort to outfit them, did you tirelessly slave away in a castle recruiting all the troops?  The answer is most assuredly no.  You are a conceited self-centered twat, and this is time you unbashedly showed that to everyone who can see.

In addition, how are we supposed to do anything since you promoted someone who hasn't logged into the game for months to rank 10, and demoted everyone else to rank 1 on your way out.  We're an empty shell waiting for your bros in Chaos to come up and take every last fief away without any opposition unless some other clan gets to it first.

However, I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavors.  Maybe you'll enjoy yourself more in the clan you always should have been in since you liked them more than us anyways.   I recall the time you told the LLJK in the teamspeak to retract their applications from the battle because we're bad and you didn't want to feel obligated to hire us over your Chaos bros.  Now that will never be a problem for you any more!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Lockt on March 08, 2012, 07:41:54 pm
Someone link the recording of us all singing Solidarity Forever together so many months ago?  For posterity's sake.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: nilstryfe on March 08, 2012, 07:42:55 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 07:16:04 pm
You know all I did was say I didn't want to handle leading Strat anymore, and anyone else is welcome to do it.  I just wanted to attack Fisdnar with my army before I gave it away, sent it at Fallen, or sold it to enemies for cRPG gold as a troll.  Zealot and co have nothing to do with my decision to stop managing Strategus duties. Funny that as soon as I said I wasn't gonna sperg out over spreadsheets and steam chats, everyone pronounces the clan dead.  Err.. it's still around ya know, just back to the nomadic barbarian tribe state it belongs, until the next superior sperg decides to lead the horde.

Could it be.. you? 
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don't you dare try to "Dance, Puppets, Dance" with this. you can try play all this off as much as you want, but it comes down to the you are so easily trolled that you essentially lost your marbles because people were mean to you on this very internet horses forum. you are clearly so weak skinned about people talking about your thinning hair, nasally-awful singing voice, and two-faced nature, that you exploded in a impotent rage against bystanding people who were productive and moderately active in the strat part of LLJK, but whose only crime was talking to people who dislike you on the internet.


to people on the outside, this isn't about how LLJK was doing internally, after all, smooth has been saying "fuck those LLJK scrubs" loudly and often for months now, pretty much since he started the USA splinter clan thing. this is about him, and how out of no where he decided to go Fuck Goons because somebuddy huwt his widdel feewings.

and that is the real, disappointing, message we can all take from this, that smoothrich has become what goons have eternally both hated and adored: a care-mad, butt-hurt, pubbie, bursting into supernova or rage and drama. oh and that "that nutbar Arys" ends up getting Fisdnar because of the fallout from this.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: naruto_goku_sephiroth_420 on March 08, 2012, 07:44:35 pm
(( remember ppl this is a rp subforum so plz stay in char ))

The mighty Smoothrich, or Wormtongue, has oppressed the people of LLJK, or Rohan, as he manipulated King PhantomZero, or Theoden, and driven this kingdom into the ground. As he flees to CHAOS, or Mordor, we must unite under the Splinter Cell group to reunite LLJK and throw the ring into the fire, or something like that.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: dynamike on March 08, 2012, 07:55:19 pm
Quote from: Damug on March 08, 2012, 07:32:25 pm
Herein lies the problem and what I've been preaching this entire time.  It wasn't your army.  It was LLJK's army.  Did you craft all of the goods to pay the upkeep and buy/craft the gear for the troops, did you craft all the gear yourself or was it a community effort to outfit them, did you tirelessly slave away in a castle recruiting all the troops?  The answer is most assuredly no.  You are a conceited self-centered twat, and this is time you unbashedly showed that to everyone who can see.

In addition, how are we supposed to do anything since you promoted someone who hasn't logged into the game for months to rank 10, and demoted everyone else to rank 1 on your way out.  We're an empty shell waiting for your bros in Chaos to come up and take every last fief away without any opposition unless some other clan gets to it first.

However, I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavors.  Maybe you'll enjoy yourself more in the clan you always should have been in since you liked them more than us anyways.   I recall the time you told the LLJK in the teamspeak to retract their applications from the battle because we're bad and you didn't want to feel obligated to hire us over your Chaos bros.  Now that will never be a problem for you any more!

I can see the resentment over how you guys feel treated, but please do not drag Chaos into this. We are as affected by the falling apart of LLJK as anyone in the "Green Team" and honestly I would be sad to see all of you guys go. We have been treating everyone fighting with us in this war equally and have appreciated all the help we received from LLJK and the other clans.

I wish before this falling out there would have been the option for LLJK to revise leadership or appoint additional "officers". Honestly I can see how for one person leading a clan can be equally as frustrating as for all other members to not have a say in the leadership (not judging internal politics here, just going by what I read).

As far as LLJK territory goes, I hope you guys can organize yourself somehow - maybe not as one clan since it seems there is too much anger at the moment - but at least in a form where we can continue to work together.

This is a tough day for green, mother earth weeps for us.


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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 07:58:46 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 03:44:53 pm
This isn't a very good thread, don't get too excited.  Its just Zealot trolling, who has no interest in Strategus or in the clan, just wants to piss me off.  I said what I had to say to people in private and he posted chat logs of it, not really much else to it.

It's pretty much true, this is just me throwing gas on the fire because I'm bored and going up to everyone and saying "I told you so". Still funny none the less, and lets be honest my previous attempts at pissing you off were also hilarious and worked several times over.

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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: MrShine on March 08, 2012, 08:12:47 pm
"hey guys, I really don't care about internet games"

"I don't think you understand, I like REALLY don't care about internet games. Also you're a dick."

"I could care less about what you care or don't care about"

"Oh wait do you think I care about that?  Because I don't."

the TL;DR version of this thread.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:17:06 pm
Hey Smooth,

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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Darkkarma on March 08, 2012, 08:20:56 pm
For the sake of clarity, is sparque phantom zero? These goon aliases are kind of confusing.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:21:58 pm
Quote from: Darkkarma on March 08, 2012, 08:20:56 pm
For the sake of clarity, is sparque phantom zero? These goon aliases are kind of confusing.

Sparque is Sparque, PhantomZero is Theoden, and so fourth.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: ManOfWar on March 08, 2012, 08:24:51 pm
What the fuck man
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Goretooth on March 08, 2012, 08:39:59 pm
Lol nil calling arys a nutbar and to answer your question a few hours. Couldnt be a better time for me to return with all the pms about joining and crushing the traitor.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:41:15 pm
Quote from: Slantedfloors on March 08, 2012, 07:31:55 pm
egos of hellowrold and a drug-dealing statutory rapist.

Now you see..

He means BADPLAYER who is hellowrold, and Smoothrich who deals drug and raped a fourteen year old and described his story over TS.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Damug on March 08, 2012, 08:41:41 pm
Quote from: Goretooth on March 08, 2012, 08:39:59 pm
Lol nil calling arys a nutbar and to answer your question a few hours. Couldnt be a better time for me to return with all the pms about joining and crushing the traitor.
Just to be clear, which traitor are we talking about here?  There's a few alleged traitors being thrown around, and 2 very clear ones.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Goretooth on March 08, 2012, 08:44:16 pm
The one that just gave away the hard work lljk did crafting and trading.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:45:38 pm
Meh, I don't really mind Zealot and the typical trolls too much, I guess I was trolled easier then usual this week due to other concerns, but I've had the urge to attack Fisdnar for months though, and decided to get around to it as a last hurrah.  I told other clan leaders last week I was gonna step down, after waning interest for the past couple months.  I just wanted to make sure we didn't let our allies down too hard and got some good battles in and used up most of our troops.  Troops we probably wouldn't be able to replace because of our gross inefficiency and dysfunctionalism as a clan. 

Damug, just because you seem to be the only person who actually believes any of the shit they are saying, you do realize that whenever I asked you for help in crafting your valuable weapons, you told me you would prefer I died because Zealot didn't like me, and wouldn't craft gear for LLJK because I asked?  You are some infantile beta male who is having a permanent temper tantrum.  50 percent of our gear was looted at the start of the strat, all the high quality weapons were obtained by me or badplayer through trade with other clans, all of our armor was crafted by me and BADPLAYER, and goons provided at most 2 percent of weapons, probably less.  Badplayer and I have been micromanaging trade runs by ourselves for at least 4 months, literally going ourselves to fiefs to pickup and sell goods, because no one else could or would.

I asked if anyone wanted to assume Strategus leadership.  The only likely candidates said no.  So the random luck generator decided on Equity as being the new overlord (who is active you idiot, you just haven't seen him on because you stopped playing in the cRPG teamspeak, as did all the other traitors).  I would prefer Goate, but you all still have a chance to  fight to the death and decide on who will become the new leader.  Or you know, organize it yourself.  Cuz it's easy, right? :D
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Slantedfloors on March 08, 2012, 08:48:31 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:45:38 pm
(who is active you idiot, you just haven't seen him on because you stopped playing in the cRPG teamspeak, as did all the other traitors).
Literally everyone in the other ventrilo was almost always in the Teamspeak, with the exception of Damug and Zealot who you and Badplayer banned whenever they tried to get in.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Lockt on March 08, 2012, 08:48:51 pm
Quote from: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:21:58 pm
Sparque is Sparque, PhantomZero is Theoden, and so fourth.

Who can I be in this convoluted metaphor?
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Damug on March 08, 2012, 08:49:44 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:45:38 pm
and wouldn't craft gear for LLJK because I asked?
I crafted gear for LLJK any time someone other than you gave me money to craft with, I just never gave it to you.  I passed it all to Phantom, Slanted, or Nilstryfe.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:51:39 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:45:38 pm
Cuz it's easy, right? :D

You're so full of yourself, have you taken a step away from your keyboard yet and counted to ten yet? This is extremely funny, I love you Smoothy-pops (Not really).

Quote from: Lockt on March 08, 2012, 08:48:51 pm
Who can I be in this convoluted metaphor?

Gimli because you're always shaving.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:52:03 pm
Quote from: Slantedfloors on March 08, 2012, 08:48:31 pm
Literally everyone in the other ventrilo was almost always in the Teamspeak, with the exception of Damug and Zealot who you and Badplayer banned whenever they tried to get in.

?  I don't recall banning Damug or Zealot, ever.  I don't mind people thinking I am a pompous rapist, but there are a bizarre amount of flagrant lies.  At least use real material against me.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 08:53:41 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:52:03 pm
?  I don't recall banning Damug or Zealot, ever.  I don't mind people thinking I am a pompous rapist, but there are a bizarre amount of flagrant lies.  At least use real material against me.

Okay: Your voice sounds literally like the worst thing anyone has ever heard, and anyone who tells you different is lying to you. Also you look like a mix of Gollum and Wormtongue in real life, and your balding and have almost no hair left which is hilarious at your age. You also raped a fourteen year old, and probably have close to two thousand hours in cRPG alone, also you're a hipster.

I would be eating popcorn now, but I'm fat and grotesque and need to count my calories in order to lose weight.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Kreczor on March 08, 2012, 08:58:28 pm
Can I be part of this roleplaying?

I'd consider rebuilding lljk myself but so many people have the urge to disrespect me for being a j4g it's not even worth it. Smooth you can't exactly say you were running strat for months on end all alone. I offered my services to you and completely disregarded them. I still like you but you're being a little bit self centered here.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 09:08:23 pm
meh, you guys are shit, i don't mind bullshitting about the direction the clan went in, but just saying i'm ugly is pretty boring and no one is gonna be too entertained by it, or any of this really.  i'll probably ditch this thread now unless something makes me laugh, but geeze guys if someone wants to run the faction go ahead, i just said i don't want to anymore, i'm sure equity will fix the ranks.  i've always enjoyed strat and getting goons to have fun, but does it sound like any of these people are interested in having fun with crpg and strat?  welcome to goon clans folks.  or at least, this shitty one.  cyall later bundle of stickss
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: nilstryfe on March 08, 2012, 09:10:14 pm
Quote from: Lockt on March 08, 2012, 08:48:51 pm
Who can I be in this convoluted metaphor?

To clarify, I'm Karl Urban

Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 08:45:38 pm
Meh, I don't really mind Zealot and the typical trolls too much, I guess I was trolled easier then usual this week due to other concerns, but I've had the urge to attack Fisdnar for months though, and decided to get around to it as a last hurrah.  I told other clan leaders last week I was gonna step down, after waning interest for the past couple months.

Why would you have wanted to attack a LLJK fief for months? Sparky and I did nothing but contribute, we ran our own goods, topped off towns, we even gave you a chunk of money so you could camp in the woods for a week in your failed attempt to leap out and shout boo at the Hospitalers. We have been loyal sons of Rohan, and you have been conspiring to attack us for months?

Quote
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I asked if anyone wanted to assume Strategus leadership.  The only likely candidates said no. 

You demoted Phantom Zero, the true spiritual heart of LLJK right before you demoted everyone else and left the clan, you two faced sack of crud.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 09:12:44 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 09:08:23 pm
cyall later bundle of stickss

Told you so.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: isatis on March 08, 2012, 09:55:41 pm
Hi can I be the new leader of LLJK?

I'm not two-faced, I'm slim like the wind, I'm not a hipster, I don,t have too much of hours of play, I have a lot of hair!  and I don't sing!

cheers!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Vibe on March 08, 2012, 10:07:29 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 09:08:23 pm
i'll probably ditch this thread now unless something makes me laugh

oh dun worry smooty boi u makin me laf (and a bunch of my pals as well)
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Darkkarma on March 08, 2012, 10:17:10 pm
This whole thread would make an excellent precursor to the second coming of Gaga.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: bravesquirrel on March 08, 2012, 10:30:50 pm
Quote from: isatis on March 08, 2012, 09:55:41 pm
Hi can I be the new leader of LLJK?

I'm not two-faced, I'm slim like the wind, I'm not a hipster, I don,t have too much of hours of play, I have a lot of hair!  and I don't sing!

cheers!

What you're saying is you're totally unqualified...

HIRED!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: MrShine on March 08, 2012, 10:32:41 pm
Quote from: Darkkarma on March 08, 2012, 10:17:10 pm
This whole thread would make an excellent precursor to the second coming of Gaga.

Let it be written; let it be done.

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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 08, 2012, 10:40:45 pm
Quote from: nilstryfe on March 08, 2012, 07:42:55 pm
oh and that "that nutbar Arys" ends up getting Fisdnar because of the fallout from this.

Yes! Spite Smooth like never before by giving me Fisdnar without a drop of blood shed.

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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: naruto_goku_sephiroth_420 on March 08, 2012, 10:57:06 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 08, 2012, 10:40:45 pm
Yes! Spite Smooth like never before by giving me Fisdnar without a drop of blood shed.

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did someone close to you die and whisper in your ear to take fisdnar as their dying wish? this obsession is unhealthy
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Darkkarma on March 08, 2012, 10:59:28 pm
"Arys..before I die you must promise me.. In any way you can..stay relevant.please...promise me, Arys."
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 08, 2012, 11:13:14 pm
Quote from: Darkkarma on March 08, 2012, 10:59:28 pm
"Arys..before I die you must promise me.. In any way you can..stay relevant.please...promise me, Arys."

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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 08, 2012, 11:13:31 pm
I'm gay.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Xant on March 08, 2012, 11:33:24 pm
LLJK is surprisingly boring for people who think they're funny :(
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Arn De Gothia on March 08, 2012, 11:35:09 pm
Whelp, if LLJK does dissolve or  the sideways tango with chaos, those that want to have a drama-free atmosphere are always welcome in HATE.

ALL HAIL CHAMPIONS OF NAMO!

P.S.

Who is excited for hospitaller/fallen/chaos/lljk/hate drama in C-RPG 2: The War of the Roses Strikes back!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 11:38:18 pm
I agree, most of the interesting and funny players want nothing to do with the clowns that are shit posting in this thread and left LLJK long ago, I feel bad for people expecting to get good drama and just seeing boring private chat logs of me yelling at people for being shit in the clan, and then a bunch of trolls shit posting for 6 more pages.  This is a clan I really want nothing to do with anymore, it stopped being funny and is more some generally angry/creepy/boring people trying to cause drama.  USA clan was 10000x better then LLJK ever was, because we had actual skill, swagger, and attitude, and that's when all the hating started,  even though we were still LLJK, just "only the cool ones."  Good luck in Strat, cRPG, and wholesome community building endeavours in all of your futures.   bundle of stickss.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 09, 2012, 12:13:18 am
Quote from: Smoothrich on March 08, 2012, 11:38:18 pm
I agree, most of the interesting and funny players want nothing to do with the clowns that are shit posting in this thread and left LLJK long ago, I feel bad for people expecting to get good drama and just seeing boring private chat logs of me yelling at people for being shit in the clan, and then a bunch of trolls shit posting for 6 more pages.  This is a clan I really want nothing to do with anymore, it stopped being funny and is more some generally angry/creepy/boring people trying to cause drama.  USA clan was 10000x better then LLJK ever was, because we had actual skill, swagger, and attitude, and that's when all the hating started,  even though we were still LLJK, just "only the cool ones."  Good luck in Strat, cRPG, and wholesome community building endeavours in all of your futures.   bundle of stickss.

Yeah, fuck nilstryfe, damug, Phantom, Sparque, Tromboner, Papi, EyeBeat, Goretooth, etc. Those fucking shit heads, go goresaw, and Gildiss, and BADPLAYER, and Smoothrich, truly a work of art created by Goons and for Goons.

Also Smoothy-pops, what did I say about getting worked up about video games? Seriously man, you're going to lose the few hairs you have left, relax, you'll never make it onto Jersey Shore this way.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Arn De Gothia on March 09, 2012, 12:22:47 am
Classical  you are f@ckin hilarious. +1 cookie for you.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Slantedfloors on March 09, 2012, 12:23:29 am
Quote from: Classical on March 09, 2012, 12:13:18 am
Yeah, fuck nilstryfe, damug, Phantom, Sparque, Tromboner, Papi, EyeBeat, etc.
They're a little old for him.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Inequity on March 09, 2012, 12:23:49 am
Quote from: Classical on March 08, 2012, 11:13:31 pm
I'm gay.

Completely support this post as I, too, am gay.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 09, 2012, 12:30:04 am
Quote from: Classical on March 08, 2012, 11:13:31 pm
I'm gay.

I'm gay, too. Let's make out.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Tanreall on March 09, 2012, 12:31:05 am
Not gay but I do enjoy dicks in and around my mouth.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 09, 2012, 12:32:32 am
I heard that in ten years time we're going to start raping AI.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Tanreall on March 09, 2012, 12:35:24 am
I had this great conversation with a bum while tripping on acid and now I have vast knowledge of AI.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Classical on March 09, 2012, 12:40:59 am
Hey man, like, you know, it's argumentative research.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: LLJK_Goatee on March 09, 2012, 01:22:46 am
Smooth is has now goonfucked us and left to chaos I am giving a bounty of alll of lljks fiefs to whoever attacks and wins a battle against smoothrich
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Valdian on March 09, 2012, 02:17:46 am
Quote from: Kreczor on March 08, 2012, 04:04:23 pm
Hello everyone. Since LLJK is dead now, I'm looking to join a new clan. What you can expect of me:

  • I'm on a lot
  • I shit talk in-game but like everyone (mostly)
  • I will want one of LLJK's old fiefs (Sumbuja please)
  • I'll be harassed constantly, but take it and not lash out at you for months
  • I'm a hoplite 24-15
  • I'm active in strat everyday twice a day

If you can help me out to get Sumbuja, I'll play with you. Until then my relentless battle for Sumbuja will begin.

YOU WILL BE MINE!

You know you wanna join Hospitaller Kreczor We Dont Troll people exept like 3 of our members lol.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Kreczor on March 09, 2012, 02:19:53 am
Quote from: Hospitaller_Valdian on March 09, 2012, 02:17:46 am
You know you wanna join Hospitaller Kreczor We Dont Troll people exept like 3 of our members lol.
Valdy you're too late, I'm already applied for Chaos. Sorry buddy <3 I still love my hosp buddies though.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 09, 2012, 02:47:04 am
Don't even try to deny it guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudOFG5X6uA
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Darkkarma on March 09, 2012, 02:51:43 am
RIP zealot.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 09, 2012, 04:24:02 am
Quote from: Darkkarma on March 09, 2012, 02:51:43 am
RIP zealot.

Awww I hate banning behind closed doors. I wanted to at least read a thread about it.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: BaleOhay on March 09, 2012, 04:24:20 am
since I actually read all 7 pages does this mean BS clan can have Ismirala
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: isatis on March 09, 2012, 04:40:28 am
hey cool i'm now the leader of LLJK!!

reconquer Zagush for me please!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Cicero on March 09, 2012, 05:49:55 am
Quote from: isatis on March 09, 2012, 04:40:28 am
hey cool i'm now the leader of LLJK!!

reconquer Zagush for me please!
with pleasure.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Lordark on March 09, 2012, 07:51:02 am
U want respect? You gotta earn it in Hosp. Loyalty is KING!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: goresaw on March 09, 2012, 08:21:18 am
The only person worth a damn in your little ventrilo is Goretooth.


Shame.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Goretooth on March 09, 2012, 10:20:25 am
Quote from: goresaw on March 09, 2012, 08:21:18 am
The only person worth a damn in your little ventrilo is Goretooth.


Shame.
Isn't he crazy?
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Damug on March 09, 2012, 11:04:50 am
Quote from: goresaw on March 09, 2012, 08:21:18 am
The only person worth a damn in your little ventrilo is Goretooth.


Shame.
I wasn't aware "our little ventrilo" was about having the most elite c-rpg players.  Here I thought it was just enough to talk to some people on the internet that I get along with and that I like to talk to.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Damug on March 09, 2012, 11:09:38 am
I'm going to have to reassess my life goals now.  Since I don't associate with the best of the best in the c-rpg community obviously my life is no longer worth living.  I'm going to put some Peter Gabriel on, run a hot bath, slit my wrists, and wait for everything to fade to black.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: nilstryfe on March 09, 2012, 12:48:54 pm
Quote from: goresaw on March 09, 2012, 08:21:18 am
The only person worth a damn in your little ventrilo is Goretooth.


Shame.

You listen to metal and wear jorts!

Anytime I read anything you post, or hear you talk out loud, if it irritates me even in the slightest, I think about it for a minute, then I remember: "Goresaw probably was was listening to metal while wearing jorts when he posted that!" and then I smile and remember that things will never be that bad for me. I've got long pants on, and no matter what I'm listening to I know it has at least some musical merit.

So thanks for that, ya jort wearing, metal loving, no tip deservin', highly irritating lunchtray of a human being!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: EyeBeat on March 09, 2012, 01:40:14 pm
Quote from: Damug on March 09, 2012, 11:09:38 am
I'm going to have to reassess my life goals now.  Since I don't associate with the best of the best in the c-rpg community obviously my life is no longer worth living.  I'm going to put some Peter Gabriel on, run a hot bath, slit my wrists, and wait for everything to fade to black.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY85bkZlJk4 even better
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Kreczor on March 09, 2012, 04:02:03 pm
Quote from: nilstryfe on March 09, 2012, 12:48:54 pm
You listen to metal and wear jorts!

Anytime I read anything you post, or hear you talk out loud, if it irritates me even in the slightest, I think about it for a minute, then I remember: "Goresaw probably was was listening to metal while wearing jorts when he posted that!" and then I smile and remember that things will never be that bad for me. I've got long pants on, and no matter what I'm listening to I know it has at least some musical merit.

So thanks for that, ya jort wearing, metal loving, no tip deservin', highly irritating lunchtray of a human being!
I thought I was the only one...

God I hate goresaw.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Jetsam on March 09, 2012, 07:07:04 pm
Well strat just went from fun to fuck again.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on March 09, 2012, 08:24:19 pm
Quote from: Jetsam on March 09, 2012, 07:07:04 pm
Well strat just went from fun to fuck again.

How is that, there is more fighting than ever now.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: goresaw on March 09, 2012, 09:40:07 pm
Quote from: Damug on March 09, 2012, 11:04:50 am
I wasn't aware "our little ventrilo" was about having the most elite c-rpg players.  Here I thought it was just enough to talk to some people on the internet that I get along with and that I like to talk to.


I'm speaking in terms of actual decent funny people to talk to.


Elite crpg players? pfft, who gives a fuck about that shit. Let's face it, your little ventrilo is not apart of LLJK and you are retards to even think that's true.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: nilstryfe on March 09, 2012, 09:43:56 pm
Quote from: goresaw on March 09, 2012, 09:40:07 pm

I'm speaking in terms of actual decent funny people to talk to.


Elite crpg players? pfft, who gives a fuck about that shit. Let's face it, your little ventrilo is not apart of LLJK and you are retards to even think that's true.

Jorts! And metal! At the same time! Argument demolished!
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: partyboy on March 09, 2012, 09:52:35 pm
this whole situation is weird and creepy
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Damug on March 09, 2012, 09:55:36 pm
Quote from: goresaw on March 09, 2012, 09:40:07 pm

I'm speaking in terms of actual decent funny people to talk to.


Elite crpg players? pfft, who gives a fuck about that shit. Let's face it, your little ventrilo is not apart of LLJK and you are retards to even think that's true.
Could it be that we like the company of different people, and maybe we enjoy talking to those people in 'our little ventrillo'?  That could explain why on any given day there are more of us laughing and having a good time than have collectively logged into any of the 3 teamspeaks the rest of LLJK has been crashing in for the last 4 months.

I don't know, just a thought I had, and it's probably wrong.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: EyeBeat on March 09, 2012, 10:07:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXtX9u7_6F8
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Slantedfloors on March 09, 2012, 10:53:46 pm
Quote from: goresaw on March 09, 2012, 09:40:07 pm
Let's face it, your little ventrilo is not apart of LLJK and you are retards to even think that's true.
Until Eyebeat's teamspeak was abandoned,  pretty much everyone in the ventrilo was also in the Teamspeak. Similarly, everyone in the ventrilo was contributing troops, gold, and goods to Smoothrich on a regular basis - I dropped off something like 30000 gold the week before he went crazy.  Nilstryfe even went as far as to kill his golden goose Fallen refugees as soon as Smoothrich declared war on them. We had no idea that Smoothrich had so big a problem with people watching movies together and playing SMNC in between trying to figure out what TS we were using that day. The extent of hostility between him and the ventrilo was Damug not talking to him and going into another channel when he popped in.

I understand that you've been abandoned by Smoothrich like a doubting Evangelical in a LEFT BEHIND movie, but you are going absolutely nuts over something we literally had no idea was happening.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: bravesquirrel on March 09, 2012, 11:10:18 pm
Every LLJK cRPG TS I've been in that had more than 3 people in it has been filled with spam, trolling, and bullshit about everything but cRPG.

That's why I'm rarely in them.
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Kreczor on March 10, 2012, 01:24:49 am
Quote from: bravesquirrel on March 09, 2012, 11:10:18 pm
Every LLJK cRPG TS I've been in that had more than 3 people in it has been filled with spam, trolling, and bullshit about everything but cRPG.

That's why I'm rarely in them.
I'll have you know I only troll people who are dumber then me.

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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: Lordark on March 10, 2012, 02:18:33 am
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Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 13, 2012, 05:52:58 am
Was Classic banned for posting that picture of the guy on the couch and saying it was smooth?

Thats the rumour at least...
Title: Re: LLJK Civil War
Post by: LLJK_Goatee on March 19, 2012, 01:12:15 am
Quote from: Damug on March 09, 2012, 11:09:38 am
I'm going to have to reassess my life goals now.  Since I don't associate with the best of the best in the c-rpg community obviously my life is no longer worth living.  I'm going to put some Peter Gabriel on, run a hot bath, slit my wrists, and wait for everything to fade to black.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4an5bT-vY8
ALSO TO ANY STRATERS I DECIDED LLJK NEEDED A WOMANS TOUCH SO NOW HAIL MAD BOTHER QUEEN OF LLJK