This is a Rap diss song against the Green team. This is loosely based off of Tupacs we hit em up. This is just for fun not meant to be a troll Thread or anything. I wrote it when i was bored in class for 2 hours. Hope you like it.
We Hit em Up (Green Side Diss)
[Verse 1]
First off fuck you greens and the Name you claim
Red Side when we ride see us on the plain
you claim to be leet but we fucked you up
we bust on Green boys and you know whats s'up
I don't have time to dissect every wrong paragraph in this "song" (Hint: Every paragraph has something wrong in it) so I'll summarize your entire "song" with one sentence.its a game dude calm down and he made a rap which was something not many crpg people do.
You are really bad at this game, and I love hospitallers.
[Verse 1]
First off fuck you greens and the Name you claim
Red Side when we ride see us on the plain
you claim to be leet but we fucked you up
we bust on Green boys and you know whats s'up
I don't have time to dissect every wrong paragraph in this "song" (Hint: Every paragraph has something wrong in it) so I'll summarize your entire "song" with one sentence.
You are really bad at this game, and I love hospitallers.
I can think of alot of things to call this copy paste freestyle, but "clever" isn't one of those things.
Where to begin... you know what, I won't. A fine effort on the rapping...I would have preferred a well-written poem though.QQ
I just can't really respect Hospitaller when they won't admit that every clan they coerce into joining their alliance is just going to exist in their shadow and solely work to benefit Hospitaller's name and never make a name for themselves. Not going to name any names, but we know who I'm talking about. At least I can say LLJK and Chaos don't need the clans in their alliance to hold their hand on the battlefield or craft for them deep in their territory, they're a group a players who genuinely care about benefiting everyone in the alliance whom supports them.
We hadn't chose a side, but after you guys raided us, to take nothing but 5% of our gear and wasted 600+ troops and easily 100k gold worth of items on lil ole Uslum, you can bet we're with the Mean Greens now. Enjoy Uslum, it's a blast to defend, it serves little strategic purpose, and I shit in the water-supply before leaving. Those efforts and all that wasted equipment could have gone towards your war efforts, not your easy-win moral boost that the Red Faction desperately needed after getting walloped the last few matches.
Okay okay I'm done, had to get it off my chest. Phew.
just enjoy having a war in strat and look forward to wins and loses on both sides. Atleast both sides haven't pulled an ecko and given up after one fief lose.
We won 2 big battles tonight and were 50 tickets away from winnign a battle that we had no gear for, had to kil the enmey get weapons and start killing them, guess u werent there.
Also what about the LLJK part is wrong? Didnt goretooth, who at the time was a member and officer of your clan, take out the gear from your village we recently took, and then participated in an attack against it?
http://soundcloud.com/mostlikelyme/smoothrich-man-up-peep-the-kd
here i recorded my rap. are you ready to man up? or did you just get dumped on
http://soundcloud.com/mostlikelyme/smoothrich-man-up-peep-the-kd
here i recorded my rap. are you ready to man up? or did you just get dumped on
Great, you took a fief, now shut the fuck up about it and go take another one.
This is my final post in this subsection as no matter what anyone says, someone will always think of some smart ass rebuttal that derails the thread and commences the trash talking.
I'm seriously getting sick and tired of these threads popping up saying OH NOES THEY TOOK OUR FIEF THOSE DIRTY LITTLE BASTARDS, or HA WE TOOK THIS FIEF EAT SHIT.
This is a Rap diss song against the Green team. This is loosely based off of Tupacs we hit em up. This is just for fun not meant to be a troll Thread or anything. I wrote it when i was bored in class for 2 hours. Hope you like it.
EDIT: Smooth went and recorded his song so i decided to take a little time to record mine too, its not quite as good as his but here it is:
My Song: http://soundcloud.com/lemmy-winks/take2
Rap battle trash talking is best battle of all
Ya its much more fun than random trash talk spam.
Goretooth respecced archer?it's been awhile. Next month il go 2h or something else.
bwahahaha
Realized I shot myself in the foot with my previous comment.
http://soundcloud.com/whythefakkshoulditellu/viking01-incomplete/s-slozy
This is the "morning" version, proper coming later :!:
Realized I shot myself in the foot with my previous comment.Best so far.
http://soundcloud.com/whythefakkshoulditellu/viking01-incomplete/s-slozy
This is the "morning" version, proper coming later :!:
This is the worst "rap" racist spewing shit I have ever heard. Way to represent your clan.
Huehuehuehuehue, I don't need screenshots to prove anything. Since everyone already knows that I'm the best player that has ever lived in this game, my e-peen is permanetly 10 inches long, brother.
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shittalking can only be conducted through the medium of rap battles from this point on.
Props to lemmy and smooth for attempting to put together a rap.
However one clarification mr rich, the red side has superior cavalry. Good luck getting to our archers with me running interference.
Props to lemmy and smooth for attempting to put together a rap.
However one clarification mr rich, the red side has superior cavalry. Good luck getting to our archers with me running interference.
It wasn't enough tonight! Good show, lads.
1052 defender deaths to 1564 attacker deaths.
What? I was looking forward to another rap song after last nights battle. What's the matter red army...got the wind knocked outta ya so you can't spit any lyrics?
Thread needs moar rap songs.
Lmfao its a sad fucking day when people actually begin bragging about being the best lancer cav in the game.
#easymode
...still laughing...best lancer cav?!?! WTF?!
At least both sides haven't pulled an ecko and given up after one fief lose.
pulled an ecko and given up after one fief lose.
given up after one fief lose.
one fief lose.
lose.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginGoretooth doesn't do well with grammer, but he could write a doctrinal thesis on the Precambrian Extinction if Bec de Corbin's produced a language when they hit a face.(click to show/hide)
Goretooth doesn't do well with grammer, but he could write a doctrinal thesis on the Precambrian Extinction if Bec de Corbin's produced a language when they hit a face.and Muppet quotes
Goretooth doesn't do well with grammer, but he could write a doctrinal thesis on the Precambrian Extinction if Bec de Corbin's produced a language when they hit a face.
http://soundcloud.com/whythefakkshoulditellu/viking01-incomplete/s-slozyThis is so shitty it doesn't deserve to be mentioned. Monotone and doesn't start until the second half.
I do not approve. That mic is so shitty it's like when someone calls into a Radio show and they have to talk via their crappy flip-phone.
I am slightly angry this even made the list.
This is so shitty it doesn't deserve to be mentioned. Monotone and doesn't start until the second half.It's not his fault. Europeans aren't fully intellectually developed - they can't be expected to produce music or understand pitch and tone. The biology just isn't there yet. We're just lucky he was able to sing* something that wasn't in his native guttural ape grunts.
Man I should try to talk Blackzilla into leaking the uber hot strength build devotion rap Huey made earlier in teamspeak.
It is now officially on...
http://soundcloud.com/booms_sifu/comin-back-to-crpg
This is what happens when you don't put Booms on a track.
http://soundcloud.com/mostlikelyme/smoothrich-gg