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Title: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: MrShovelFace on March 01, 2011, 12:53:49 am
Im bored so make sentences that are neither grammatically correct or relatively sane

EX: Have you ever been so far as to not understand where it was have been
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Artyem on March 01, 2011, 12:56:02 am
should not this be somewhere in has been spam there folder?
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: MrShovelFace on March 01, 2011, 12:59:50 am
thread has to been followed up at topic, not like some understanding that spam because of randomly
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Artyem on March 01, 2011, 01:15:30 am
think can understand 100% not been sure
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Post by: Vibe on March 01, 2011, 09:50:36 am
I am very disappoint
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Post by: Casimir on March 01, 2011, 09:52:51 am
Final warn.
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Post by: [ptx] on March 01, 2011, 09:55:03 am
DAM CALVARY ONESHOOTED ME AGIN!! :@
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Post by: Opium.dk on March 01, 2011, 10:09:50 am
pick my penis
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Post by: Marblecake on March 02, 2011, 12:25:30 am
Going of the having make tiredness for the waking bursting among cheery doing energy. Many of work for typing of. Nights.
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Rextard on March 02, 2011, 12:41:32 am
not sane:
I trounced upon infinity, it ate my face off with a towel.
When I leapt the other way, it clawed out for my bowels.
I turned and caught it square, sounding off it a large dowel.
That did naught but rile it up, now I lie under the trowels.

not grammatical:
I running once upon a time.
Shall we started the procedure?

both:
Dubloons was friend, ticking or tocking, I have been tickle.
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Sharky on March 02, 2011, 02:23:45 am
I rape english every time i speak/write so i approve this :wink:
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Post by: Havoco on March 02, 2011, 02:26:57 am
Doubler the cracker made spunked these noodle
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Post by: The Silent C on March 02, 2011, 02:55:40 am
why seearrpeegeers write funny? don't know, starfish mind jumble.
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Trippin on March 02, 2011, 03:48:53 am
There
Their
They're

Where
Were
We're

Who
Who's
Whose

Only in English.
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Butan on March 02, 2011, 06:07:31 pm
You have not been the guy I especially think you was.
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Bobthehero on March 03, 2011, 09:22:47 pm
L'angalis c dla marde
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Philosiraptor on March 03, 2011, 11:14:18 pm
the sun smells too loud
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Post by: BlackMilk on March 04, 2011, 05:00:02 pm
christiano ronaldo isnt gay :shock:
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Post by: Matey on March 04, 2011, 05:03:49 pm
He ran.
She ran.
He/She ran.

no gender neutral word.
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Post by: Centurion on March 04, 2011, 05:55:19 pm
Wazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Deuuuuuuuuuuuuuds.
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Grey on March 04, 2011, 06:24:43 pm
Understanding hard to me get? What purpose the right write?


y r we here? r we part of a greater plan? or does our futile struggle to exert ourselves on the world around us prove beyond doubt that we all can see the pointlesness of our existance and the closeness of our innevitable death?
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Maira on March 04, 2011, 09:01:00 pm
Philosiraptor Dr. with agree do I must.
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Mannhammer on March 05, 2011, 07:01:37 am
I've always wondered, can people who've learned English as a second language read this paragraph?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, t he olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorant.

Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Maira on March 05, 2011, 08:41:14 am
Quote from: Mannhammer on March 05, 2011, 07:01:37 am
I've always wondered, can people who've learned English as a second language read this paragraph?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, t he olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorant.



Yep.

"I couldn't believe that I could actually understand... blah blah blah"

Oh, you also forgot a "t". That'd spell "imporant".
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Post by: FICO on March 05, 2011, 09:15:17 am
how yes no!
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Post by: tankmen on March 05, 2011, 09:39:28 am
ah shit man this threads hella gay.... :lol:
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Post by: Wiegraf_BRD on March 05, 2011, 02:05:44 pm
有一天， 我找到了一個很好玩的遊戲。 這個遊戲叫什麼名字呢？ 就是這裡的mount and blade。。。 m and b 中文怎麼說？ 騎馬砍人？ 我忘記了。。 那算了， 這個遊戲超好玩。
但是， 我也發現玩遊戲的人真好粗魯， 沒有風度的男生在這裡玩， 沒有禮貌的婊子在這裡玩。 他們真的好傻。  對我來說他們都應該把一個繩子掛在樹上， 然後他們可以去殺自己， 怎麼自殺呢？ 吊死吧! 吊死當然最好

謝謝

Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Maira on March 05, 2011, 03:08:11 pm
Quote from: Wiegraf_BRD on March 05, 2011, 02:05:44 pm
有一天， 我找到了一個很好玩的遊戲。 這個遊戲叫什麼名字呢？ 就是這裡的mount and blade。。。 m and b 中文怎麼說？ 騎馬砍人？ 我忘記了。。 那算了， 這個遊戲超好玩。
但是， 我也發現玩遊戲的人真好粗魯， 沒有風度的男生在這裡玩， 沒有禮貌的婊子在這裡玩。 他們真的好傻。  對我來說他們都應該把一個繩子掛在樹上， 然後他們可以去殺自己， 怎麼自殺呢？ 吊死吧! 吊死當然最好

謝謝



Eu falo portugues no server norte americano sem problema, chines nao deveria ser empecilio algum tambem, ou e algum tipo de discriminacao que eu nao estou ciente? Acho que ja vi pessoas falando russo ate...! =S
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Philosiraptor on March 05, 2011, 10:06:37 pm
I just bought a prius!
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: MrShovelFace on March 08, 2011, 11:01:28 pm
So bored as to be forever gone to play
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Bull on March 08, 2011, 11:30:13 pm
all your base are belong to us
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Butan on March 08, 2011, 11:58:52 pm
You can not makes us do the things you are none doing.
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Artyem on March 09, 2011, 12:16:00 am
we are has need some duck can be read that thread this cat can dramatic voice


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Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Havoco on August 20, 2012, 08:37:41 pm
Laughter of thread will goodly make good necro.
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Cicero on August 20, 2012, 09:24:50 pm
"I am leaving in turkey."
Kapikulu_Sultan_Ozan
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Oberyn on August 20, 2012, 10:11:11 pm
Quote from: Maira on March 05, 2011, 03:08:11 pm
Eu falo portugues no server norte americano sem problema, chines nao deveria ser empecilio algum tambem, ou e algum tipo de discriminacao que eu nao estou ciente? Acho que ja vi pessoas falando russo ate...! =S

I think chinese script isn't supported by Warband originally, only with some type of font mod. No discrimination that I know of...
Title: Re: The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread
Post by: Havoco on August 21, 2012, 12:31:36 am
Quote from: Oberyn on August 20, 2012, 10:11:11 pm
I think chinese script isn't supported by Warband originally, only with some type of font mod. No discrimination that I know of...

Lol, I doubt that person even plays anymore.

He does or?