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Title: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: Garrus on January 04, 2012, 12:13:27 am

If you just don't know what the hell is this about, then go away, this is not for you.

What is Spoon Feeding ?
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 tr.v.  spoon-fed (-fvisitors can't see pics , please register or login
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), spoon-feed·ing, spoon-feeds
 1. To feed (another) with a spoon.
 2. To treat (another) in a way that discourages independent thought or action, as by overindulgence.
 3.
      a. To provide (another) with knowledge or information in an oversimplified way.
      b. To provide (knowledge or information) in an oversimplified way. 

 Most often in the game Mount&Blade-Warband, "spoon-fed" refers to a player who got hit by a teammate,
 and refuses to put any effort either into figuring out the purposefulness of the incident,
 or into understanding the meaning of the line just appeared on his screen.
 This player ,sadly, is not able to overcome the huge pressure, caused by parallel affairs in the heat of the battle.
 
  This is usually a characteristic of laziness, and not capability. Hence the saying, "I'm not handicapped, I'm just lazy."

 For those can't feel the difficulty of the task, I try to to make it clear through a few examples:
 1) presence of admins forbids them to revenge the teamwound by simply chopping off the teammate's head,
     therefore he has to find more sophisticated ways to bring up the justice to the surface.
 2) they have to sweep the chat for the "sorry" to appear, while starting a M-Pressing-Countdown from three seconds,
     which looks easy at first look, but if you are attacked by more than 3 teammates, it can be a quite
     hard job, I bow my head!
 3) they have to keep monitoring nearby suspicious-looking teammates, because
     teamwounders usually work in small squads, using TS, so when he is hit once,
     there is a high probability that the pack is just hunting, and he is going to be their next victim,
     except if he uses his well trained skills and timing to defend himself.. and presses M.
     

What is wrong with Spoon Feeding?

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Nothing, if you are unable to feed yourself.

Examples of individuals who are incapable of feeding themselves include

• babies (fig. A),
• quadriplegics,
• severly injured people (fig. B),
• comatose people,
• and sometimes senior citizens.

 
 Usually these people also require the use of bedpans and/or diapers.

fig. A
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fig. B
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How does this pertain to me?

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If you need to be spoon fed, you most likely fall into the category of the people above who cannot help themselves,
and should therefore not be installing a computer in their vehicle.

Since we fight shoulder-to-shoulder with each other on the battlefield,
I felt it as a duty to share with you all the facts I gathered across my exploration of this topic.

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Also, using a genetic prediction algorithm, developed by trustworthy scientists,
I have ran a successful simulation, which resulted in a sketch about the look of the specimens.
With it (and using an IRL mirror), you can match the external similarities between you and the
"putative spoon-fed subjects", and you can make the neccessary steps to make our world a better
place

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by using ALT+X to report teamwounds instead of M, because real men use more buttons!

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Don't sadden yourself, this is not your fault.. I blame the beastly cruelty of the mother nature.

About copyright stuffs: I stole a big part of these stuffs from other sites

Title: Re: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: Teeth on January 04, 2012, 12:32:50 am

dafuqisdishit

Title: Re: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: Christo on January 04, 2012, 12:35:12 am

Garrus, jól vagy?

Ilyen szanaszét, spoilerezett posztot tőled még nem láttam.

Ahogy látom nem csak számomra fura ez az M nyomogatásos hülyeség ebben az állapotában.

Title: Re: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: isatis on January 04, 2012, 01:06:54 am

Quote from: Christo on January 04, 2012, 12:35:12 am

Garrus, jól vagy?

Ilyen szanaszét, spoilerezett posztot tőled még nem láttam.

Ahogy látom nem csak számomra fura ez az M nyomogatásos hülyeség ebben az állapotában.

(terrified eye... forcing to smile like if understand)

exactly christo, was going to say the same!

Title: Re: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: Christo on January 04, 2012, 01:14:11 am

Haha, google translate it.

It's even more funny.

Title: Re: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: isatis on January 04, 2012, 01:19:37 am

Quote from: Christo on January 04, 2012, 01:14:11 am

Haha, google translate it.

It's even more funny.

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Garrus, right?

In such a scattered, spoilerezett have not seen you post.

As I see it is not just weird for me to M nyomogatásos stupidity in this state.

Learn to write so google can translate me cunt!

:D just kidding

it's even worst in french...

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Garrus, non?

Dans un tel dispersés, spoilerezett n'ont pas vu que vous postez.

Comme je vois que ce n'est pas juste bizarre pour moi de M nyomogatásos stupidité dans cet état.

and m is abused, yes. Even me got some warning (1/5 2/5 max) and i always say sorry if i tw someone... (I got a mw flamberge)

Title: Re: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: Christo on January 04, 2012, 01:20:50 am

Hah.

Hungarian is a complex language, I can make up new words by adding endings if I want, and -in a hilarious way- it would still make sense.

No E-Translator can track that.  :P

Title: Re: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: isatis on January 04, 2012, 01:32:43 am

Quote from: Christo on January 04, 2012, 01:20:50 am

Hah.

Hungarian is a complex language, I can make up new words by adding endings if I want, and -in a hilarious way- it would still make sense.

No E-Translator can track that.  :P

you evil one! you make me wanna learn hungarian now :(

you can't do those cool thing in french! (we won't speak of english... no cool thing unless you brag around in Shakespeare era )
but I admit i never saw one e-translator translate correctly in french: even corrector for french got it all wrong...
so i'll let you with a pretty french poem so me too i can brag around in strange language! (Charles Baudelaire, Paysage)

Je veux,pour composer chastement mes églogues,

Coucher auprès du ciel , comme les astrologues,

Et,voisin des clochers,écouter en rêvant

Leurs hymnes solennels emportés par le vent


translating it is soooo funny

Title: Re: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: Garrus on January 05, 2012, 01:28:12 am

You know, it's f***king pissed me off when I first met this feature..
I think the guy that reported me, started playing C-RPG one day before this happened,
but nevermind.. I just don't help teammates those having unknown nick.
Or anyway, if I accidentally hit him, I kill him right after, because the punishment is the same
for 2 hp or teamkill, so. Problem solved.
I saw a few rounds later some ppl just instapressed
M also on superbeast, but the worst is that these noobs are not kidding,
they are telling you: "Say sorry fucker, I died later because of your hit."
They don't even realize that you ran up to help him because he faced 3 enemies.. its a joke :)

Title: Re: [M-Presser FAQ] Punish teammates who saved, but wounded you 2 hp in a groupfight
Post by: Garrus on January 05, 2012, 01:31:06 am

Quote from: Christo on January 04, 2012, 12:35:12 am

Garrus, jól vagy?

Ilyen szanaszét, spoilerezett posztot tőled még nem láttam.

Ahogy látom nem csak számomra fura ez az M nyomogatásos hülyeség ebben az állapotában.

Ráadásul olyankor történt, amikor alig voltunk a szerveren, és elküldött a picsába jóformán.
Mondjuk én is úgy nyitottam, hogy "why did you report me, fucker?" :D