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Title: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Wojtek_the_Kurwa_Great on December 31, 2011, 11:00:03 am
I don't think I need to mention that option 3 is by far, the greatest form of bundle of sticks.


Disclaimer:  I'm obviously annoyed (dont worry bout the obligatory umadbro comments), but at the same time I feel sorry for anyone that will be attending the battle - So i'll have a drink for you.



Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Thovex on December 31, 2011, 12:07:17 pm
I don't get it, did you get attacked or something?
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: [ptx] on December 31, 2011, 12:30:44 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming&battleid=1030
This, i guess.

Though, i guess http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming&battleid=1026 is even worse :D
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: SquishMitten on December 31, 2011, 02:00:16 pm
oh no tiny armies are attacking each other
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Lizard_man on December 31, 2011, 04:14:09 pm
Real men get into real fights on new years... :D
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Ufthak on December 31, 2011, 07:55:27 pm
You forgot the ATS attack on FCC, and Dead horses attack on CHAOS!
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on December 31, 2011, 08:55:26 pm
*cough* *cough*
60 crates (of whatever the hell it is, im thinking its trade goods) is hard for a self-proclaimed bandit to pass by.

You chaos people should be able to gang-bang me after im done with the caravan.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Wojtek_the_Kurwa_Great on December 31, 2011, 08:56:17 pm
You forgot the ATS attack on FCC, and Dead horses attack on CHAOS!

eh.. army vs 1 is just a gank, some random will be on and will be able to attend.

Where decent sized armies where fun could be had (both well armed) is ruined.  I mean recently ATS fought 240ish or something army with 70 and won.

*edit - not trying to sound like a douche, just saying that regardless of army size and odds, its fun.

THAT BEING SAID, ANYONE WELCOME TO BE A NEW YEARS WARRIOR - SIGN UP FOR ATS ;D






Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Lordark on December 31, 2011, 08:59:58 pm
Happy New Years myg0ts!
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Ufthak on December 31, 2011, 09:40:26 pm
Yeah, understandable Horse, just make sure you show up for it. it's actually going to be really bad for both of us if you lose it. The guy you're attacking is Ober's friend that doesn't actually play, so if we want to get the stuff off of him we'd have to attack him ourselves.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on December 31, 2011, 11:14:27 pm
Besides im kinda looking forward to another battle afterwards.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on December 31, 2011, 11:24:01 pm
I fail to understand what the original poster hoped to accomplish with this thread.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: AntiBlitz on January 01, 2012, 01:26:25 am
rage tears, pure rage, thats what.  You ever strike a wall or door out of just shear rage, wojtek, smashed a door, drank a beer, and then posted this. 

if it were I, it woulda been lots of cursing, killing a puppy, and then thread posting.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Wojtek_the_Kurwa_Great on January 01, 2012, 08:51:18 pm
In honesty it was just disappointed, I already stated that I was annoyed as well.   It was an underhanded attack to get all my good strat gear when they obviously knew no one would be on.

Also, pointing out that Chaos are bundle of stickss (most of them anyways)

Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Gristle on January 01, 2012, 09:07:33 pm
You forgot the ATS attack on FCC

We were attacked? Did we win or lose?
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Canary on January 01, 2012, 10:00:56 pm
In honesty it was just disappointed, I already stated that I was annoyed as well.   It was an underhanded attack to get all my good strat gear when they obviously knew no one would be on.

Also, pointing out that Chaos are bundle of stickss (most of them anyways)

We didn't "obviously" know no one would be on. Your side even had about ten people signed up several hours before the actual battle happened, that you couldn't be as gigantic of no-lifer nerds as we are isn't something you should be blaming us for.

In other news: setting your nighttime would have avoided this problem.

Learn to play.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: dynamike on January 02, 2012, 01:20:12 am
Voted 3, preparing a follow up attack for Easter.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Wojtek_the_Kurwa_Great on January 02, 2012, 06:43:42 pm
We didn't "obviously" know no one would be on. Your side even had about ten people signed up several hours before the actual battle happened, that you couldn't be as gigantic of no-lifer nerds as we are isn't something you should be blaming us for.

In other news: setting your nighttime would have avoided this problem.

Learn to play.


Yeah, who would've known there would be less / no people on new years  :rolleyes:

Big of you to admit you have no life though... and it is definitely the issue - because regardless going out on new years or not, if you were proper big nerds you would have not attacked a neutral faction (at the time, broken honourlessly) on a holiday (even worse).  History has shown unofficial ceasefires and truce throughout holiday seasons, you'd think that would be extended if you were actual roleplaying nerds. 

So in essence, stop hiding behind poor excuses, and owe up to being honourless, dickless nerds. 

That being said, I am able to attend battles up to 4am EST time during the week, so my night time settings are correct, and cannot be changed on the fly (especially when attacked within a set time), as you should know, big bundle of sticks nerd.



Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Uumdi on January 02, 2012, 09:28:47 pm
Can I write my own name in the ballot?
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Canary on January 02, 2012, 10:06:36 pm

Yeah, who would've known there would be less / no people on new years  :rolleyes:

Big of you to admit you have no life though... and it is definitely the issue - because regardless going out on new years or not, if you were proper big nerds you would have not attacked a neutral faction (at the time, broken honourlessly) on a holiday (even worse).  History has shown unofficial ceasefires and truce throughout holiday seasons, you'd think that would be extended if you were actual roleplaying nerds. 

So in essence, stop hiding behind poor excuses, and owe up to being honourless, dickless nerds. 

That being said, I am able to attend battles up to 4am EST time during the week, so my night time settings are correct, and cannot be changed on the fly (especially when attacked within a set time), as you should know, big bundle of sticks nerd.

We had more than a dozen people on, we thought maybe you could get some kind of decent turnout as well (especially considering how many people you signed up). Our mistake?

But really, you took it on good faith that you could move around the map unhindered because it was a holiday. Well, you paid for your presumptions. You got no safe passage.

Don't tell us what proper big nerds will and won't do, I mean, you've been calling us "nerd" and "bundle of sticks" for weeks, you should've assumed by this point that we'd do whatever possible to be jerks whenever possible. You've been calling us out on it, how could you not have known? What excuse is there to hide behind, anyway, when you've spilled the beans on this one yourself so many times?

As for your being  "neutral faction", well... I seem to recall an instance where your faction was attempting to play ball with us, only to flagrantly go against the exact terms we put forth to you for traveling through our territory, attacking another unrelated person moving through right on our doorstep. As bandits you cannot cop a "neutral faction" stance or argument, get out.

I find it hard to believe how persistently you're trying to be childish and insulting about this.


Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Wojtek_the_Kurwa_Great on January 03, 2012, 06:25:33 am
We had more than a dozen people on, we thought maybe you could get some kind of decent turnout as well (especially considering how many people you signed up). Our mistake?

So wait - You base how many people we can get, off of how many people are on from your self proclaimed no life faction, by using the numbers of people that signed up for ATS after you attacked us? 
Shit. You are some kind of time traveling sorcerer,  or an idiot.

I've realized pretty quickly and am going to go ahead and state that discussing faction politics openly on boards is trivial and futile for pretty apparent reasons.

I have to say, you are a pretty fair and chill in game admin, however a stubborn mule that makes inane arguments to try to defend your underhanded dickless tactics.

In conclusion, the poll doesn't lie.

/optoutofthread


Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Canary on January 03, 2012, 08:47:26 am
Fair enough.

I'm not really trying to defend attacking you on New Year's Eve (we only did it then because you happened to be nearby and that was when Malaclypse caught up to you), I'm just being resistant to you repeatedly calling us names, which I guess is fine too, but the sinister tone behind your accusations was worthy of rebuttal. Anyway, like you say, triviality and forumborne politics follow each other around and account for why any argument I make (or you make, or anyone makes) is gonna wind up being pretty inane.

Also: I'm surprised that forever alone is beating us! ALL OF MINE HARD WORK HASN'T BEEN PAYING OFF.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Malaclypse on January 03, 2012, 10:04:56 am
Like I said man, it gets my dick so hard when the Earth completes another arbitrary revolution around the sun, I just have to celebrate; whenever a new kitten calendar comes out I drink myself into oblivion. Surely a different number on the wall is cause for celebration, it's not like every day is worthy of it!
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Darkkarma on January 03, 2012, 10:38:00 am
You shouldn't have been so busy running around being a bandit douchebag out in the open if you didn't want to get attacked, broski. Strat is a real time game, know and appreciate the risks if you're going to take the time to play it, or at least don't join a bandit faction if you're going to do so, they are generally not very well received in most areas. On a side note, if we could somehow take the "biggest bundle of stickss in NA" title that ATS had so graciously held for many revolutions of the sun, i'd personally be honored but honestly, you and antiblitz make LL_jesterer look like one of the most rational, easy going players in the NA community when compared to your little forum rants. As long as they keep accepting fine gentlemen like you into their ranks, i'm sure you guys will hold the crown for a good while.

In any case, take care and feel free to come visit our lands anytime you want in the future mr bandito. An occasional drop in the bucket  in the ol' pool of wealth is always nice.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: AntiBlitz on January 03, 2012, 12:56:04 pm
ATS is like the government, and unfortunately our lovely community at hand is like, eye liner wearing, anarchy wannabe, gothic basement dwelling children, whom all hate the government.  Unfortunately our supposed title just comes from the fact that we owned and ran the servers for so long.  If you would like the new title however, you seem to be fine on your way to the title,  and i wouldnt mind passing the reigns over to a lesser being.

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anyways, dont you guys have some pot to be smoking in the school bathrooms?  School is in session today..............run along children, the big boys are at play
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 03, 2012, 05:53:43 pm
Like I said man, it gets my dick so hard when the Earth completes another arbitrary revolution around the sun, I just have to celebrate; whenever a new kitten calendar comes out I drink myself into oblivion. Surely a different number on the wall is cause for celebration, it's not like every day is worthy of it!

I generally celebrate New Years Eve as more of a time to get together with friends and just have a good time.  Just an arbitrary excuse to have a good time with friends.  That being said, I agree with you though.  It's just another day, you should try and be happy and "the best you can be" every day, not just because it's a "new year". 

Hell we threw a birthday party for our cat just as an excuse to get people together and having a good time.

This is strategus, people play in all 24 time zones.  New Year's Eve to one person is New Years day in the evening to another. Deal with it.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Lordark on January 03, 2012, 09:37:35 pm
I always wondered who Chaos would declare war on first, wether it be LLJK, The Europans, or even Hosps. Funny its little ol' ATS. I just wanna say at this juncture that I Lordark declare war on the Timurids (whoever the fuck they are) for thier Banditry upon MY lands! TY>  8-)
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: dynamike on January 04, 2012, 12:47:15 am
I always wondered who Chaos would declare war on first, wether it be LLJK, The Europans, or even Hosps. Funny its little ol' ATS. I just wanna say at this juncture that I Lordark declare war on the Timurids (whoever the fuck they are) for thier Banditry upon MY lands! TY>  8-)

Hey, we love pans!
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: ManOfWar on January 04, 2012, 08:29:45 pm
Well lets lock this thread up then,


I do not know why we replied to this anyway but whatever
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Uumdi on January 04, 2012, 10:15:58 pm
I still can't vote for myself
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Thucydides on January 05, 2012, 06:05:08 am
Mod is once again alive and kicking (D E A D)
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: ShinySpoons on January 05, 2012, 09:06:02 am
I voted uumdi for king fargot. I'm told hes in chaos
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: dynamike on January 05, 2012, 11:34:10 pm
Need a new poll, something about honourless, dickless nerds and Valentine's Day.
Title: Re: Poll: What level of bundle of sticks do you achieve attacking someone on new years?
Post by: Noctivagant on January 05, 2012, 11:41:41 pm
Btw dear ATS, I thought we were on good terms with each other?