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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Corwin on December 27, 2011, 04:06:03 pm

Title: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Corwin on December 27, 2011, 04:06:03 pm
Chuck Norris once quit cRPG when he had x5.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: TurmoilTom on December 27, 2011, 04:26:50 pm
Quote from: Corwin on December 27, 2011, 04:06:03 pm
Chuck Norris once quit cRPG when he had x5.

Duh, x5 is the lowest multi Chuck can get.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: djavo on December 27, 2011, 05:53:50 pm
CHUCK NORRIS PERMABANNED CMP!
CHUCK NORRIS FREED P/-\NOS
!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: B3RS3RK on December 27, 2011, 06:28:52 pm
Chuck Norris is level 36 and he gets 1500 xp per tick.
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Post by: Ngnr on December 27, 2011, 06:47:00 pm
Chuck Norris is killing Al_Adin with punch  :!:
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Post by: Ujin on December 27, 2011, 07:30:41 pm
Сhuck Norris breaks arrows with his knees. And bolts. And horses.
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Post by: Tennenoth on December 27, 2011, 08:11:46 pm
Quote from: Ujin on December 27, 2011, 07:30:41 pm
Сhuck Norris breaks arrows with his knees. And bolts. And horses.

He breaks arrows with horses? Dear god that man is a monster.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Ujin on December 27, 2011, 08:14:49 pm
Let me rephrase that - Chuck Norris breaks everything with everything.
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Post by: Tennenoth on December 27, 2011, 08:17:23 pm
Quote from: Ujin on December 27, 2011, 08:14:49 pm
Let me rephrase that - Chuck Norris breaks everything with everything.

He breaks puppies with kittens? This Chuck Norris guy you're all talking about seems like a real bastard...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Corwin on December 27, 2011, 08:19:56 pm
Quote from: Tennenoth on December 27, 2011, 08:17:23 pm
He breaks puppies with kittens? This Chuck Norris guy you're all talking about seems like a real bastard...

Tenne, I hope for your sake that he will not find out about your post.

Chuck Norris once made Tears of Destiny shut up.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Gnjus on December 27, 2011, 08:27:53 pm
Quote from: Corwin on December 27, 2011, 08:19:56 pm
Chuck Norris once made Tears of Destiny shut up.

A worthy accomplishment indeed but can he make the Greys play fair ?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Christo on December 27, 2011, 08:32:38 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on December 27, 2011, 08:27:53 pm
A worthy accomplishment indeed but can he make the Greys play fair ?

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Cepeshi on December 27, 2011, 08:48:51 pm
I believe even the Grey Order can take a fief from Chuck  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Ujin on December 27, 2011, 09:18:34 pm
Chuck Norris once made the DRZ celebrate catholic christmas.
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Post by: Dezilagel on December 27, 2011, 09:43:26 pm
Chuck Norris spawnrapes GK

Chuck Norris once made the templars win a strat battle

Chuck Norris once made the Turkish subforum a nice place

Chuck Norris once scammed Heaven

Archers don't run from Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris runs from archers! And... and... and, then they DIE because of top score irony!

...oh and Chuck Norris once had sex with a member of the 22nd.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Astinus on December 27, 2011, 09:49:07 pm
Meh actually Chuck Norris quitted crpg way before there were multiplier
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Post by: Olwen on December 27, 2011, 09:50:27 pm
Quote from: Ujin on December 27, 2011, 09:18:34 pm
Chuck Norris once made the DRZ celebrate catholic christmas.

 :lol:
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Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: B3RS3RK on December 27, 2011, 10:02:25 pm
Who is this Chuck Norris guy everybody is talking about, if he is soo cool why doesnt he come over here to me and smash my face into my keyadxnqwfuewgfdas
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Franke on December 31, 2011, 01:25:43 am
Quote from: Astinus on December 27, 2011, 09:49:07 pm
Meh actually Chuck Norris quitted crpg way before there were multiplier

Nah, Chuck Norris killed the mod only to revive it.

Chuck Norris crafts beer and steaks in any damned fief he wants to.
Chuck Norris has a full roster every time.
Chuck Norris doesn't need flying carpets and fireball-throwing sticks, he kills his opponents solely by his epicness.
And finally...

...Chuck Norris can carry a Heavy Board Shield, an Arbalest, a Flamberge and four stacks of MW Steel Bolts!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Pewpew on January 01, 2012, 01:46:54 pm
Chuck noris has a special command in Q/M called [R]ound House Kick
and it kills all players on the enemy team.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Lysander on January 01, 2012, 02:39:16 pm
Chuck Norris doesnt play Strategus, Strategus is playing Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris doesnt need an autoblocker, cause hits dont hurt him!

Once Chuck Norris programmed cRPG. Than it starts to get boring, and he programmed chadz!

Chuck Norris doesnt need to loom weapons. He looms himself - cause he is a weapon by himself!

Chuck Norris doesnt need to delete his cookies when he wants to log in!

Chuck Norris is allowed to camp roofs if he is the last one - and he alsways is the last one!

Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Christo on January 01, 2012, 02:57:42 pm
Man, this Chuck guy is such an aboozer.

 :)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Franke on January 01, 2012, 05:41:38 pm
Quote from: Christo on January 01, 2012, 02:57:42 pm
Man, this Chuck guy is such an aboozer.

 :)

You wrote this almost 3h ago and didn't get permabanned/roundhousekicked!? You're either very lucky or Chuck left for holidays...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Christo on January 01, 2012, 05:42:57 pm
Looks like it.
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Post by: Cepeshi on January 04, 2012, 06:27:02 pm
Chuck did not read this thread or i would not be meeting you on battles
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Post by: B3RS3RK on January 05, 2012, 07:05:42 am
Chuck is just waiting for the perfect opportunity.
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Post by: Siiem on January 05, 2012, 06:35:04 pm
Chuck Norris once whined more than Bjord.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Teeth on January 05, 2012, 07:02:22 pm
When Chuck Norris throws a smoke bomb there is actually smoke.

Chuck Norris once hiltslashed with a great maul.

Chuck Norris looks good in Black Armor.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: ThePoopy on January 05, 2012, 07:27:38 pm
historically Chuck Norris doesn't wear armor
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Post by: Siiem on January 05, 2012, 10:09:14 pm
Chuck Norris's beard is loomed x4.
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Post by: Arrowblood on January 05, 2012, 10:53:58 pm
Chuck Norris has 5 weaponslots.   
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Post by: dynamike on January 05, 2012, 11:57:43 pm
Chuck Norris does not have ads in the crpg forums. No one dares to offer him a woman or penis enlargement.

Chuck Norris only paid 5 dollars to join SomethingAwful.

Tebandra remembers Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is a care bear alliance on his own.

Random plains maps are are random because Chuck Norris likes change.

Chuck Norris once scammed himself on the market place - and did not get permabanned.

Chuck Norris CAN cross rivers without bridges in Strat.

Chuck Norris once made Chaos declare war.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: 7000bc on January 06, 2012, 12:02:53 am
Chuck Norris has an op 12 foot longspear he can swing.
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Post by: Siiem on January 06, 2012, 01:49:38 am
Chuck Norris once killed Urist with a peasent knife in eu3.
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Post by: ThePoopy on January 06, 2012, 02:47:30 am
Chuck Norris earn gold in DTV
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: HarunYahya on January 06, 2012, 04:00:58 am
I found chuck norris's gmail account, so if you have any questions to him feel free to contact him !
here lies his address:
[email protected]
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Christo on January 06, 2012, 04:33:27 am
Haha, nice one.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: isatis on January 06, 2012, 05:00:54 am
once, chuck noris spawned with a shield and a scimitar. He got to 100-0 without using his shield, nor his scimitar...

Chuck norris beated Fasader with every weapon he nerfed, now fasader play Nord Invasion
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: ThePoopy on January 06, 2012, 05:10:54 pm
Once Chuck Norris took an arrow to the kne'e, but he didnt retire
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Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on January 08, 2012, 07:28:42 am
Chuck Norris uses both a pure strength and a pure agility build on the same character.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Herkkutatti on January 08, 2012, 08:47:32 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on December 27, 2011, 06:28:52 pm
Chuck Norris is level 36 and he gets 1500 xp per tick.
1500xp is not evn much , i get 1500 xp per tick on x1
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Gnjus on November 07, 2012, 08:24:50 pm
5 Rules in every Chuck Norris movie:






...and awesome top comments:

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Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Gomer on November 08, 2012, 04:51:42 am
An arrow once took a Chuck to the Knee
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Havoco on November 08, 2012, 08:19:01 am
The Big Bang happened because chuck Norris fought another chuck Norris.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on November 08, 2012, 08:29:25 am
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Game over.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: the real god emperor on November 08, 2012, 03:59:49 pm
No Odin, Chuck Norris can crushthrough with khyber knife.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris and cRPG
Post by: Latvian on November 08, 2012, 04:46:01 pm
chuck norris can unban panos whenever he wantsand he has 3 cdkeys and he can get more