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Title: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: PieParadox on December 02, 2011, 04:34:38 am
Would someone mind telling me what the alliances are and who make them up? (FCC? thats the only one i know lol)

Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on December 02, 2011, 04:55:07 am
Well...

*Pauses to consider what is public information*

The FCC consists of Unicorns (Previously known as Corns), BRD (Bridge Burners), Narwhales, Cavalieres. They are closely allied with TKoV and TKoH (Who are both entwined in a diplomatic merge via marriage).

The Fallen Brigade are close allies with The Holy Roman Empire (Bunch of super swell guys those guys are!) and also have the allegiance of The Great Khans. We consider ourselves friendly with the FCC, TKoV, and numerous others that I am not sure if I am cleared to say.

The remnants of the Northern Empire are mildly fond of each other still, Occitan and Hospitaller are admirably still sticking together, and are on neutral to good relations with ATS last I checked. LL is last i checked also allied with Occitan and Hospitaller.

Due to a desire for conservation of resources (forced by the Great Calradian Plague AKA Skyrim), USA, LLJK and BIRD are all using the same Strategus "Faction" for the purposes of working together.

Those are the relations of NA that I find myself most caring about as they directly involves me in some capacity or another. As for others, i know of them but consider myself far too important to post about them (or more likely only know shaky details and don't want to get the specifics wrong.)
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Earthdforce on December 02, 2011, 05:51:35 am
The FCC consists of Unicorns (Previously known as Corns), BRD (Bridge Burners), Narwhales, Cavaliers. They are closely allied with TKoV and TKoH (Who are both entwined in a diplomatic merge via marriage).
It's spelled Cavalieres sir.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Syls on December 02, 2011, 06:22:17 am
Well...

*Pauses to consider what is public information*

The FCC consists of Unicorns (Previously known as Corns), BRD (Bridge Burners), Narwhales, Cavalieres. They are closely allied with TKoV and TKoH (Who are both entwined in a diplomatic merge via marriage).

The Fallen Brigade are close allies with The Holy Roman Empire (Bunch of super swell guys those guys are!) and also have the allegiance of The Great Khans. We consider ourselves friendly with the FCC, TKoV, and numerous others that I am not sure if I am cleared to say.

The remnants of the Northern Empire are mildly fond of each other still, Occitan and Hospitaller are admirably still sticking together, and are on neutral to good relations with ATS last I checked. LL is last i checked also allied with Occitan and Hospitaller.

Due to a desire for conservation of resources (forced by the Great Calradian Plague AKA Skyrim), USA, LLJK and BIRD are all using the same Strategus "Faction" for the purposes of working together.

Those are the relations of NA that I find myself most caring about as they directly involves me in some capacity or another. As for others, i know of them but consider myself far too important to post about them (or more likely only know shaky details and don't want to get the specifics wrong.)

Unknown also joined the UKC and MB are closely allied with us.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Dehitay on December 02, 2011, 07:48:11 am
There's also the HATE coalition that seems to be at war with TKoV and TKoH. Invicti is the biggest clan in HATE, and I'm not sure which other are part of it.

CHAOS is trying to play it neutral this round so they're currently avoiding allies.

There's also a lot of EU clans now working with Hospitaller and Occitan against HRE and Fallen.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: PhantomZero on December 02, 2011, 08:17:17 am
Due to a desire for conservation of resources (forced by the Great Calradian Plague AKA Skyrim), USA, LLJK and BIRD are all using the same Strategus "Faction" for the purposes of working together.

Still painfully unawares of the inner workings of LLJK. It is okay, you are not meant to know.

LLJK doesn't really have anyone to fight after being ousted from the desert by the great wall of chadz, our natural enemies (Weeaboos and Ecko) not being present in our new habitat, we don't have much to do. We occupy the center of the former Northern Empire.

LLJK is LLJK, LLJK is not USA, LLJK is not BIRD, we do not use the same Strategus "Faction" to "work together". All players in LLJK are LLJK, all LLJK not in LLJK are also LLJK. LLJK does not have naming restrictions or much restrictions of any kind. You may see LLJK fight on both sides of the same battle, please do not be alarmed. LLJK is currently at war with LLJK and has no allies.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: SuperNewb on December 02, 2011, 09:30:47 am
LLJK is LLJK, LLJK is not USA, LLJK is not BIRD, we do not use the same Strategus "Faction" to "work together". All players in LLJK are LLJK, all LLJK not in LLJK are also LLJK. LLJK does not have naming restrictions or much restrictions of any kind. You may see LLJK fight on both sides of the same battle, please do not be alarmed. LLJK is currently at war with LLJK and has no allies.

Please read carefully as there lies an answer to the plans of LLJK in this statement. Find it.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Zaharist on December 02, 2011, 09:42:35 am
Please read carefully as there lies an answer to the plans of LLJK in this statement. Find it.
LLJK is going to form an alliance with LLJK and call it LLJK to fight against LLJK?
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: SeQuel on December 02, 2011, 10:02:01 am
Then a MASS ban on LLJK for attacking their own fiefs.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on December 02, 2011, 10:02:42 am
Still painfully unawares of the inner workings of LLJK. It is okay, you are not meant to know.

LLJK doesn't really have anyone to fight after being ousted from the desert by the great wall of chadz, our natural enemies (Weeaboos and Ecko) not being present in our new habitat, we don't have much to do. We occupy the center of the former Northern Empire.

LLJK is LLJK, LLJK is not USA, LLJK is not BIRD, we do not use the same Strategus "Faction" to "work together". All players in LLJK are LLJK, all LLJK not in LLJK are also LLJK. LLJK does not have naming restrictions or much restrictions of any kind. You may see LLJK fight on both sides of the same battle, please do not be alarmed. LLJK is currently at war with LLJK and has no allies.

Good to know I am imagining BIRD members with your glorious green. To the standard laymen, you are all the same, and my post pretty much deals with that rather well. In all honesty I don't think anyone understands how LLJK work, nor is anyone so gloriously stupid enough to ask and expect to be fed a useable and truthful answer. *shrugs*
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Gristle on December 02, 2011, 10:50:13 am
LLJK is your best friend AND your worst enemy.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Goretooth on December 02, 2011, 11:09:03 am
I like em
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Taser on December 02, 2011, 11:18:19 am
LLJK you can call on me to fight any of your LLJK enemies. I'll be there.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 02, 2011, 12:20:26 pm
Don't forget the Free Peasants of Fisdnar, who are now on the rise, since it is known that FCC, TKoV and their new playtoy MB is on the move toward it.

It is known. -Irri
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: 9fingerMB on December 02, 2011, 02:46:41 pm
On the move with great fury ARYS. As you may have witnessed last night we are an unrelenting force. Free peasants can remain that way for only so long....
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: dynamike on December 02, 2011, 05:22:21 pm
Chaos is currently allied with everyone in NA and EU and therefore bound to stay neutral. Every diplomatic move for one of our allies would automatically mean a move against our allies on the other hand. This does not apply to LLJK because they are their own enemies and any move against them would therefore support their agenda. Which on the other hand means we cannot attack them ever since this would mean giving them as our allies an unfair advantage over them as their allies enemies allies.

Anyone in NA and EU attacking anyone else in NA and EU automatically forfeits any rights to discontinue our alliance with them, as this would provide advantages to our allies and hypothetical former allies versus their new allies they are bound to ally with at some point.

Any clan has the right to ally with any clan as long as their alliance does not compromise the alliance with us, unless the new ally is allied with us already, which applies to all of our allies and therefore all of NA and EU.

tl/dr: Big hug?
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: snipercapt on December 02, 2011, 07:27:24 pm
TKoH died, so it's only TKoV now against HATE (probably will still win lol)
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 02, 2011, 09:08:21 pm
It's spelled Cavalieres sir.

extra vowels are what is ruining the planet.  wasting paper and killing more trees than necessary, making data sizes larger.  stop killing the planet you fucking brits.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Matey on December 02, 2011, 09:17:58 pm
 :rolleyes:
Il Cavalieres...
Italian.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Bobthehero on December 02, 2011, 09:21:18 pm
Cavalières, female horse rider.

FRENCH!
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Smoothrich on December 02, 2011, 11:57:57 pm
USA holds its alliances to be self-evident, that all factions are created equal and they have been endowed by chadz with certain unalienable rights, among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Archer Nerfs.  To secure these rights, Factions are instituted amongst Players, deriving their just powers from the consent of the peasants they banner stack farm for 5x. 

All factions are hereby expected to swear allegiance to our banner, as faction-rights have led Calradia to new low of  players participating in what could be a thriving democracy.  Through strong central leadership we will steer Calradria into a new era of peace, prosperity, and success for one and all players.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Matey on December 03, 2011, 12:02:56 am
Cavalières, female horse rider.

FRENCH!
english to italian
horseman = cavaliere

english to french
horseman = cavalier

obviously the random internet translator thingy i found knows a LITTLE BITE MORE about french than you do pal, because it invented it!
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Bobthehero on December 03, 2011, 01:31:46 am
Cavalier and cavalière are the same thing, one is a woman, the other a man...















Sratch that, you're right
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Edmond_The_Red on December 03, 2011, 03:50:02 am
Soooo....Im not a trannie? This is disappointing...
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Slantedfloors on December 04, 2011, 10:33:11 am
LLJK is currently at war with LLJK and has no allies.
DEATH TO THE TRAITOR PHANTOMZERO!
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Valdian on December 05, 2011, 10:27:25 pm
It isnt just Hospitaller and Occitan there is also LL and shieldbruders who are in NA with us  we also have  powerfull EU allies who all hate Fallen and HRE and FCC,

Hate Consists of invictus and DL now, HOC betrayed them and joined the Reddit brigade which is slowly gaining in numbers though the players are new and unskilled
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on December 05, 2011, 10:46:24 pm
we also have  powerfull EU allies who all hate Fallen and HRE and FCC,

Insinuating that there are any powerful EU clans who don't hate us?  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Goretooth on December 06, 2011, 08:17:51 am
Insinuating that there are any powerful EU clans who don't hate us?  :lol: :lol: :lol:
there were?
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on December 15, 2011, 04:13:34 am
HATE is consisted of Invicti, DL, and Ironfox, btw.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Sphinxer on December 15, 2011, 09:38:13 am
So ...

FCC = USA ; they like war and get involved in stuff that don't concern them (Fallen vs Occitan/Hosp).

Chaos = Switzerland ; Bunch of Neutral people with white flags

Occitan = Québec ; well obviously, but not because they are all from there, but because they don't care about losing or winning, they drink a lot and have fun playing Tradingus.

who else ? :P
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: PhantomZero on December 15, 2011, 10:00:02 am
LLJK = Chippendale Dancers

Oh, also we made an alliance with the knights of new (reddit+hoc)
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: okiN on December 15, 2011, 11:42:24 am
So when are all these alliances actually going to have a proper war? Let's see some action!
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Jarlek on December 15, 2011, 02:44:04 pm
So when are all these alliances actually going to have a proper war? Let's see some action!
Lawl. You are just stupid okiN. The NA carebear alliances will never have a proper war. FCC and their circle-jerk alliance consisting of 80% of the NA playerbas (and 15% of the EU) will never attack each other and just do long range caravans with no one attacking them because they are all friends and ruining strat.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Keshian on December 15, 2011, 03:10:52 pm
Lawl. You are just stupid okiN. The NA carebear alliances will never have a proper war. FCC and their circle-jerk alliance consisting of 80% of the NA playerbas (and 15% of the EU) will never attack each other and just do long range caravans with no one attacking them because they are all friends and ruining strat.

When did TKoV, NH, and FCC become 80% of NA players and 15% of EU players???
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: BaleOhay on December 15, 2011, 03:43:26 pm
I am all for a war on NA side. Have a feeling soon as we get into a proper scrum all those EU people threatening will suddenly start their attacks.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Paul on December 15, 2011, 03:49:10 pm
Tbh Grey, DRZ, Merc, HRE, etc. are only faking their wars while actually being secretly allied. They just wait until NA let their guard down and then they will strike as one, liberating NE Calradia.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Jarlek on December 15, 2011, 03:55:39 pm
When did TKoV, NH, and FCC become 80% of NA players and 15% of EU players???
When was DRZ, Grey and Bashi 80% of EU and 20% of NA players?
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Sphinxer on December 15, 2011, 07:28:17 pm
Lawl. You are just stupid okiN. The NA carebear alliances will never have a proper war. FCC and their circle-jerk alliance consisting of 80% of the NA playerbas (and 15% of the EU) will never attack each other and just do long range caravans with no one attacking them because they are all friends and ruining strat.

You sir made me laugh, good job. When I think stupidity has a limit, there's akways some random idiot that comes around to prove me wrong lol. Chaos and lljk together already represent a good portion of NA, and afaik The NA wars never really stopped. I thought ir was EU who were farmibg very, very long undisrupted caravans ?
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Jarlek on December 15, 2011, 11:58:28 pm
You sir made me laugh, good job. When I think stupidity has a limit, there's akways some random idiot that comes around to prove me wrong lol. Chaos and lljk together already represent a good portion of NA, and afaik The NA wars never really stopped. I thought ir was EU who were farmibg very, very long undisrupted caravans ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody

You might find that link enlightening.


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PS: A bit unrelated but, what's up with Americans being so shitty at spelling?
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Harafat on December 16, 2011, 12:01:20 am
PS: A bit unrelated but, what's up with Americans being so shitty at spelling?

RLY? How about the biggest economy in the world and the lowest spending budget on education compared to any other "civilized" country.
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: PhantomZero on December 16, 2011, 12:15:12 am
Why are people having wars at all when we could just be funneling all of our strat money into crpg in order to ride plated chargers everyday.

All hail the 1%
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: dynamike on December 16, 2011, 03:43:32 am
So ...

FCC = USA ; they like war and get involved in stuff that don't concern them (Fallen vs Occitan/Hosp).

Chaos = Switzerland ; Bunch of Neutral people with white flags

Occitan = Québec ; well obviously, but not because they are all from there, but because they don't care about losing or winning, they drink a lot and have fun playing Tradingus.

who else ? :P

You better buy our goddamn chocolate and you better like it, or else...
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Braeden on December 16, 2011, 04:03:12 am
RLY? How about the biggest economy in the world and the lowest spending budget on education compared to any other "civilized" country.

We can't all be as forward thinking as Cuba. (http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/edu_edu_spe-education-spending-of-gdp)  Them people are civilized! (https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2206rank.html)
Title: Re: What are the NA alliances?
Post by: Meow on December 16, 2011, 04:09:05 am
Why are people having wars at all when we could just be funneling all of our strat money into crpg in order to ride plated chargers everyday.

All hail the 1%

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