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Title: how u no rage
Post by: beniliusbob on November 22, 2011, 05:03:06 pm
I started playing a few weeks ago and my main character is now level 28. I still get ruined nearly every game.

HOW DOES ONE NOT RAGE QUIT THIS GAME ALL THE TIME?
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: polkafranzi on November 22, 2011, 05:04:01 pm
At fifteen, I had the will to  learn ; at thirty, I could stand ; at forty, I had no  doubts ; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding ;  at sixty, my ears were opened ; at seventy, I could  do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the  square.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Lange on November 22, 2011, 05:16:59 pm
You stop being a noob and learn being awesome. This will take some time. The not-GTXters are then found by natural selection.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Gorath on November 22, 2011, 05:18:28 pm
You stop being a noob and learn being awesome. This will take some time. The not-GTXters are then found by natural selection.

Or you roll archer and just bypass the whole learning, awesome and taking time parts.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Christo on November 22, 2011, 05:20:54 pm
Do I have to post the Warband learning curve pic again? Hmm..

Ah, there we go.

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Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Templar_Ratigan on November 22, 2011, 05:37:36 pm
Or you roll archer and just bypass the whole learning, awesome and taking time parts.

Or roll around in black/any other heavy/medium armour, a balanced build and a nice heirloomed bec de corbin/two handed sword/other polearm of choice.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Reinhardt on November 22, 2011, 05:53:07 pm
Or roll around in black/any other heavy/medium armour, a balanced build and a nice heirloomed bec de corbin.

That sounds familiar...
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Kalam on November 22, 2011, 05:58:10 pm
Do I have to post the Warband learning curve pic again? Hmm..

Ah, there we go.

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That is remarkably accurate.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: LordBerenger on November 22, 2011, 06:33:05 pm
Do I have to post the Warband learning curve pic again? Hmm..

Ah, there we go.

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Lol'd at shortcut.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Phazey on November 22, 2011, 06:35:06 pm
HOW DOES ONE NOT RAGE QUIT THIS GAME ALL THE TIME?

By sheer force of will. Mental discipline. By being zen.

That and a few hits of a certain herb.  :wink:
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Gurnisson on November 22, 2011, 06:38:34 pm
Archery wasn't really that much of a shortcut in native. Sure, the rate of fire is, and will always be gay. However, as the only class that rarely could spawn with a shield, the ones that started out as archers often became very competent melee fighters.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: SirProto on November 22, 2011, 06:56:50 pm
By sheer force of will. Mental discipline. By being zen.

That and a few hits of a certain herb.  :wink:

I always make sure to get some thyme before I play!
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Blondin on November 22, 2011, 07:35:24 pm
And you didn't play last year, was much harder for noobs...
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: LordBerenger on November 22, 2011, 07:40:20 pm
And you didn't play last year, was much harder for noobs...

Nah, back then, if you were cav just stay behind Finn. And if you were inf/archer just follow random shiny knight in Plate Armor.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: ThePoopy on November 22, 2011, 09:09:51 pm
Do I have to post the Warband learning curve pic again? Hmm..

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Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Keshian on November 22, 2011, 09:41:33 pm
Go pure strength, tin can it with a long hafted blade, glaive, awlpike, or othe rlong weapon that has broken animation with only 4 frames or less and spam left mouse button like hell.  Guaranteed will top the charts regularly.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Kafein on November 22, 2011, 09:43:28 pm
And you didn't play last year, was much harder for noobs...

Actually, when I started playing cRPG (I think retirement just was implemented but I'm not sure), the game felt pretty okay. I was doing ok in Native (sometimes first of the 22nd "noob" siege server, at that time it was totally dominated by OP 2handers and I was part of the LWA abusers). Sure when I was level 1 I had an hard time killing anything, but that was fun nonetheless. I accepted my peasant status. When you are hungry, food tastes better. So does the glory when you are a peasant scum. And I think this is a very important step that was removed from the mod in january.


Back then, skill was usually associated to being able to block. And by blocking, I mean blocking a straight attack. Nobody had ever heard about holded swings in a duel, and only the uber players were doing feints (mostly because it was ineffective against the average spammer). Nowadays, blocking is the very least you can expect from a player. Average people do basic footwork, feints, sometimes holds and block better. Good players are awesome blockers, have good footwork, feint swiftly, hold when it is appropriate, know their reach and most of the game's unintuitive "features" (or glitches if you prefer). Elite players always were exceptionnal and still are, but they didn't improved much. At some point, getting better is very slow because you lack opponents and people to emulate.


Btw, that learning curve still makes me laugh x) The only thing that isn't accurate for cRPG is considering riding as a shortcut. Archery also isn't a complete EZ mode, when you don't have the heirlooms.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Lizard_man on November 22, 2011, 09:58:13 pm
Avoiding rage in c-rpg, i don't think it's possible...
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 22, 2011, 11:38:05 pm
I was so happy when I got to Javilin cliff woo hoo I thought, look out the huge flailing mounds noobs at the bottom of this tiny little hill. muhahahahahhahaahha!

"Oh god its that kick slash guy! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY! *release arrows*"
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: hippy_with_a_scimi on November 23, 2011, 12:33:03 am
Avoiding rage in c-rpg, i don't think it's possible...

Definately not possible indeed  ,  poor balance system ( + banner madness ) give me so must rage i barely play anymore....

i had my little anti rage haven in Skyrim , but after i saw how ridiculously fast you get into god mode  ( Blacksmithing , Enchanting ) and a ebony OP draining blade , my lvl 25 char is not likeable anymore , i have to start a new char and not use any of the op perks to keep a decent challenge at master :(
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Patricia on November 23, 2011, 12:36:21 am
That is remarkably accurate.

It's missing the part after greener grass where you're good enough to know every broken game mechanics in the game and start hating the game and screaming unbalance because it's bullshit.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 23, 2011, 03:28:02 am
How can you rage at a game and still want to play it...

I have been dissapointed or irritated by something sure... But I almost never pick up a game again once I rage at it...
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: beniliusbob on November 23, 2011, 03:41:33 am
Solution found: bought German Poleaxe.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: rustyspoon on November 23, 2011, 04:01:04 am
My happy place is the Haven server. Which reminds me, you jerks need to start populating the Haven server!
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 23, 2011, 04:41:35 am
I would, but haven has no WSE last i checked thus lolstabbing the ground is still possible.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Gorath on November 23, 2011, 05:29:49 am
i had my little anti rage haven in Skyrim , but after i saw how ridiculously fast you get into god mode  ( Blacksmithing , Enchanting ) and a ebony OP draining blade , my lvl 25 char is not likeable anymore , i have to start a new char and not use any of the op perks to keep a decent challenge at master :(

Yeah, that's why once you identify broken exploits in RPG's you just avoid that shit like the plague.  If you've ever played any TES games you knew going into Skyrim that:
1)  Stealth is ez-mode and broken
2)  Archery is ez-mode and broken
3)  Enchanting is ez-mode and broken

4a)  Depending on which game, magic is also ez-mode and broken but mostly because of the ability to create custom spells.  The default spells aren't so bad.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Son Of Odin on November 23, 2011, 10:03:15 am
Btw, that learning curve still makes me laugh x) The only thing that isn't accurate for cRPG is considering riding as a shortcut. Archery also isn't a complete EZ mode, when you don't have the heirlooms.
+1. I welcome every player considering cav as ezi mode to come and try it. Topping the score board with cav is not as easy as you think and there is also maps which are not cav friendly at all. Of course we have some famous dedicated cavalry players (Torben (not playing anymore), Leed, Assarhaddon, TomMyY, Lalien and many more, sorry if I forgot to mention someone who clearly belongs to this list.) who top the board almost every time they are online, but that is because they are so good at it. 2 handers and almost any other pure class can get same kind of stats if they have the same skill level in their own class. I know that this post is going to piss the shit out of some infantry players, but I say come and play cavalry then and be owned by HA's, Archers, xbows, throwers or enemy cav while you try to be on EZI MODE killing poor peasants. Then secondly you must like paying the upkeep while you suck at cav :D.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Vibe on November 23, 2011, 10:13:38 am
Harvest the rage, kill with it.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tzar on November 23, 2011, 05:28:13 pm
+1. I welcome every player considering cav as ezi mode to come and try it. Topping the score board with cav is not as easy as you think and there is also maps which are not cav friendly at all. Of course we have some famous dedicated cavalry players (Torben (not playing anymore), Leed, Assarhaddon, TomMyY, Lalien and many more, sorry if I forgot to mention someone who clearly belongs to this list.) who top the board almost every time they are online, but that is because they are so good at it. 2 handers and almost any other pure class can get same kind of stats if they have the same skill level in their own class. I know that this post is going to piss the shit out of some infantry players, but I say come and play cavalry then and be owned by HA's, Archers, xbows, throwers or enemy cav while you try to be on EZI MODE killing poor peasants. Then secondly you must like paying the upkeep while you suck at cav :D.

TBH cav does not take skill to top the score boards anyone who have play cav or used to know this for a fact  :D only sour thing about playing cav is the upkeep...

How to top score board as cav.

1. Dont rush into the battle when it begins like your god this means 100% death most of the time or leaving your horse full of arrows...

2. wait for the battle to commence then get in and vulture kill while everyone is busy fighten

3. avoid HA´s and Roof monkeys

4. Profit
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 23, 2011, 05:30:32 pm
I would like to present Tzar, ladies and gentlemen, who half the player base and all of the devs think is crazy.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: a_bear_irl on November 23, 2011, 05:35:17 pm
tears the entire playerbase thinks you're crazy and retarded to boot
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: B3RS3RK on November 23, 2011, 05:36:14 pm
tears the entire playerbase thinks you're crazy and retarded to boot

True dat.But we still like him.

Just like alittle talking pet kitten who cant shut his mouth.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 23, 2011, 05:42:28 pm
tears the entire playerbase thinks you're crazy and retarded to boot

So what you are saying is that you are letting a crazy retarded poster outwit a bunch of people (read: SA forum posters) who keep trying to remove adminship on a continual basis? Tell Partyboy thanks again for last nights laughs. You are all just so gosh darn cute sometimes.
True dat.But we still like him.

Just like alittle talking pet kitten who cant shut his mouth.

<3
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tzar on November 23, 2011, 05:42:46 pm
Tears of gibberish will remain on my ignorelist for the time being until the guy starts playing the game instead of spamming the forums with hes random brain farts an empty bucket of wisdom.  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 23, 2011, 05:44:14 pm
Tears of gibberish will remain on my ignorelist for the time being until the guy starts playing the game instead of spamming the forums with hes random brain farts an empty bucket of wisdom.  :mrgreen:

So I guess I bought my multi-gen level 33 character from posting and not playing?  :lol:
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: LordBerenger on November 23, 2011, 05:47:08 pm
So what you are saying is that you are letting a crazy retarded poster outwit a bunch of people (read: SA forum posters) who keep trying to remove adminship on a continual basis? Tell Partyboy thanks again for last nights laughs. You are all just so gosh darn cute sometimes.
<3

Stop hating SA. What have they done to you? Soon you'll say that you hate Bronys and Christians.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 23, 2011, 05:50:24 pm
Stop hating SA. What have they done to you? Soon you'll say that you hate Bronys and Christians.

It is hard to take them seriously when so many of them (and only them, no others) regularly accuse me of things that I did not do, or more recently things that I literally can not do  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't hate them, they are far too amusing to hate. Besides, they are now talking about me and posting pictures of my posts in their forums... Amusing.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: LordBerenger on November 23, 2011, 05:53:35 pm
It is hard to take them seriously when so many of them (and only them, no others) regularly accuse me of things that I did not do, or more recently things that I literally can not do  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't hate them, they are far too amusing to hate. Besides, they are now talking about me and posting pictures of my posts in their forums... Amusing.

Hilarious. Yu nead to stoep haten on peaple though.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 23, 2011, 05:56:57 pm
Hilarious. Yu nead to stoep haten on peaple though.

Peaple are scum though.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: LordBerenger on November 23, 2011, 06:00:04 pm
Peaple are scum though.

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Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 23, 2011, 06:12:13 pm
Do I have to post the Warband learning curve pic again? Hmm..

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Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: a_bear_irl on November 23, 2011, 06:31:08 pm
So what you are saying is that you are letting a crazy retarded poster outwit a bunch of people (read: SA forum posters) who keep trying to remove adminship on a continual basis? Tell Partyboy thanks again for last nights laughs. You are all just so gosh darn cute sometimes.
<3

tears doesn't know what getting trolled is lmao
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 23, 2011, 06:41:59 pm
tears doesn't know what getting trolled is lmao

Oh I do know what getting trolled is, and it usually ends with warnings and mutes for those who do it!  :mrgreen:

Last night was good.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: BADPLAYERold on November 23, 2011, 11:50:13 pm
Even other admins think you do a terrible job, Tears. Take that as you will.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 23, 2011, 11:56:55 pm
This game isn't that bad.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 23, 2011, 11:59:30 pm
Even other admins think you do a terrible job, Tears. Take that as you will.

Yet other admins think that I do a great job too, take that as you will. Sorry Badplayer I just don't really mind that I don't please select few groups. I can live with that.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Vibe on November 24, 2011, 07:37:34 am
Lol, another Tears hate thread!


Tears is an awesome admin!









































nope nevermind you're terrible
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Earthdforce on November 24, 2011, 08:08:59 am
I like Tears, especially those of Destiny.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 24, 2011, 09:14:17 am
I console myself by hoping my death was a worthy sacrifice. But sometimes I get mad.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Oberyn on November 24, 2011, 04:54:28 pm
Rage and thirst for vengeance is the only reason I still play this game.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: SirProto on November 24, 2011, 05:12:36 pm
Rage and thirst for vengeance is the only reason I still play this game.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Dezilagel on November 24, 2011, 05:40:16 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4-U3ijVMo
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Oberyn on November 24, 2011, 05:57:20 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkAAvDkj9k&feature=related

better quality!
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Son Of Odin on November 24, 2011, 06:34:49 pm
Rage and thirst for vengeance is the only reason I still play this game.
+1'd
Forgot to mention you in my previous post, but it is because I havent seen you playing so much lately :).

For Tzar I would say (even if it obvious for every cav player) that avoiding HA and roofmonkeys while killing the shit out of the enemy team at the same time IS challenging and hard. You didn't even mention enemy cavalry (other than HA) which is another pain in the arse. There is as much if not more infantry players topping the score board as there is cavmen. The few individuals who can do it constantly even on the server's prime time are always going to be on the top because they are good, no matter what class they play.

The question is not "how u no rage?". From now on it is "HOW YOU GET SOMEONE TO RAGE AND MAKE YOUR DAY!"- thread. Post screen shots. No cheating and no rages gotten by writing insults in chat. Rages earned only by playing count. I'll start:
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Greetings to B3RS3RK. I'm sorry I killed you so many times. I didn't mean to target you but you were in so good positions that I just could not leave without killing. I love you too honey <3

And yes I was satisfied... I'm a sick bastard.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: dodnet on November 24, 2011, 06:51:20 pm
HOW DOES ONE NOT RAGE QUIT THIS GAME ALL THE TIME?

Accept that you stink at the game and be happy about the rare times you shine on it - thats how I do it :mrgreen:

PS: I still do GTX sometimes  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Thucydides on November 24, 2011, 07:50:11 pm
i just rerolled to a 36/3 build and now i rage a lot less
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on November 24, 2011, 08:30:08 pm
By being zen.
Yes! Phazey, my soulmate!

It's what I preach to ninjas all the time  :twisted:
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Thomek on November 24, 2011, 09:04:18 pm
I rage constantly while playing cRPG. I think it's why I'm addicted.

Fucking friendly archer headshots, some lame ass xbower on a roof that grinds valour and completely missed the point of this game, some other aboozer or backpeddling idiot.. Friendly cav..  Staying alive is hard. The game demands your attention if you are too succeed. IDK. It's also for some reason extremely satisfying to backstab archers.. Or throw a jarid at a couching cav, one-shotting the rider..  Patient shielders. High ping players making you go WTF..

IDK there's some many incredibly annoying and difficult situations every time I fire it up. Game is the only one that gives me adrenaline.. And when I quit, I always rage quit.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Kastu on November 24, 2011, 09:06:46 pm
But what about Massassin?
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: polkafranzi on November 24, 2011, 09:35:04 pm
Friendly cav..

So that's why you kick/ban me every-time i accidentally bump you  8-) it's the rage.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: SeQuel on November 24, 2011, 10:12:36 pm
Or you roll archer and just bypass the whole learning, awesome and taking time parts.

Archery takes skill. A good archer at least.
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Joker86 on November 24, 2011, 11:29:07 pm
how you no rage

You actually ask the wrong question. Currently it's more like "how you no ranged?"  :shock:
Title: Re: how u no rage
Post by: Leshma on November 24, 2011, 11:49:23 pm
I rage constantly while playing cRPG. I think it's why I'm addicted.

Fucking friendly archer headshots, some lame ass xbower on a roof that grinds valour and completely missed the point of this game, some other aboozer or backpeddling idiot.. Friendly cav..  Staying alive is hard. The game demands your attention if you are too succeed. IDK. It's also for some reason extremely satisfying to backstab archers.. Or throw a jarid at a couching cav, one-shotting the rider..  Patient shielders. High ping players making you go WTF..

IDK there's some many incredibly annoying and difficult situations every time I fire it up. Game is the only one that gives me adrenaline.. And when I quit, I always rage quit.

Actually, amount rage is connected with time you spend in game. Haven't played for two weeks, started game and didn't rage at all, even when gang bumped and then lolhammered.

Only thing that made me WTF was lag. I forgot how laggy EU1 can be :?