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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: okiN on November 03, 2011, 11:36:57 am

Title: Mijayet defense
Post by: okiN on November 03, 2011, 11:36:57 am

All defenders are ecouraged to visit the Nordmen TeamSpeak for better coordination during the battle.

Teamspeak Details:
88.198.5.120 (password: fu)

Let's make it a good'un! :)

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Nessaj on November 03, 2011, 06:17:10 pm

Mijayet (aka the Coconut Village) gallery:
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Average living quarters:
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Xant picking coconuts:
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okiN is happy with his coconut farming:
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..

This is what will happen if the might of the mercenary French Legions takes over this peaceful coconut village:
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:(

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Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Tristan on November 03, 2011, 08:29:49 pm

You persuaded me Cooties. C ya on da battlefield.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Tor! on November 03, 2011, 10:59:51 pm

Epic defense? 8-)

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: cmp on November 03, 2011, 11:00:42 pm

Epic defense! 8-)

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Ujin on November 03, 2011, 11:02:08 pm

Le defense epic ?

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Xant on November 03, 2011, 11:02:43 pm

La French Connection a:1001 no survivors Mijayet a:500 s:46 k:454

COCONUT FARMERS PREVAIL

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Mendro on November 03, 2011, 11:07:59 pm

Nice def

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: okiN on November 03, 2011, 11:09:08 pm

Very good job, big thank you to everyone who made this perfect out come possible! :D

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Serfonz on November 03, 2011, 11:24:25 pm

As the battle in Mijayet raged on the local psychiatrist that deals with post traumatic distress line grew longer and longer.

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Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: okiN on November 03, 2011, 11:26:49 pm

Ahahaha, that line was hilarious. Healing tent was fun while it lasted. :lol:

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Cosmos_Shielder on November 03, 2011, 11:28:01 pm

Nice to see that main crpg dev particapting to the battle didn't give me any help about the bug that made impossible for us to reassign the roster before the battle. Here a nice irc copy

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[22:10] == Pecores_Roland [[email protected]] has joined #mount&blade-crpg
[22:10] <Shik> cba = crummy bad admin
[22:10] <Tydeus> remove what from crpg?
[22:10] <Pecores_Roland> Hello admin
[22:10] <Pecores_Roland> we are having a battle
[22:10] <Shik> Tydeus: he knows.
[22:10] <Tydeus> weaboo armor
[22:10] <Pecores_Roland> it has been delayed of one hour
[22:10] <@cmp> i know.
[22:10] <Pecores_Roland> but i can't change the roster
[22:10] <@cmp> Tydeus much more than that.
[22:10] <@cmp> moch more.
[22:10] <@cmp> *u
[22:10] <Tydeus> but I don't and am therefore curious.
[22:10] <Shik> müch
[22:10] <Pecores_Roland> the roster is more available in strategus action page
[22:11] <Pecores_Roland> Cmp?
[22:11] <Shik> chadz
[22:11] <Shik> is the only one
[22:11] <Shik> the one ring
[22:11] <@cmp> yeah
[22:11] <Shik> to bind them all
[22:11] <@cmp> i'm waiting too
[22:11] <Shik> and he is afk
[22:11] <xant> cmp dont just stand there
[22:11] <xant> do something
[22:11] <xant> anything
[22:11] <Urist> roland, most likely there are only a few ai village defenders left. the delay thingy hits harder on the def side
[22:11] <Shik> don't just stand there, remove you know what
[22:12] <Pecores_Roland> The problem is that i can't edit roster during the delayed time
[22:12] <Pecores_Roland> it's like we are having the battle now
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[22:12] <Pecores_Roland> whereas it didn't begin
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[22:12] <Oberyn> hm for some reason
[22:12] <Urist> we understand the problem but chadz lazy
[22:13] <Oberyn> I hear mongolia
[22:13] <Urist> also killing orcs
[22:13] <Oberyn> I picture more the mongolian desert
[22:13] <Oberyn> than the steppe
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[22:13] <Urist> controlling orc population number > crpg
[22:13] <Tydeus> shik, did you ever find a new place to craft at?
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[22:13] <Shik> Tydeus nope
[22:13] <Shik> I just stayed
[22:13] <Shik> since apparently they are too busy attacking
[22:13] <Tydeus> as I am now fracting wheat at 3g a piece
[22:13] <Shik> themselves
[22:13] <Tydeus> 100% chance
[22:13] <Shik> and also everyone else left
[22:13] <Tydeus> crafting*
[22:14] <Shik> so I have 100% now
[22:14] <Tydeus> ohnice
[22:14] <Shik> but query me where you are
[22:14] <Oberyn> Oue Roland. Avec un peu de chance, tout ceux qui se sont foutuent en défence en on eu ras le cul et se sont cassés :P
[22:14] <Shik> because it still sound sbetter
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[22:14] <Shik> l'okiN
[22:16] <Urist> village rehired me.
[22:16] <Urist> might not rage ban randoms then
[22:17] <Pecores_Roland> Cmp are you here?
[22:18] <Oberyn> fu Urist
[22:18] <Oberyn> ima hunt you down
[22:18] <Oberyn> and kill you
[22:18] <xant> they are here roland0s
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[22:25] <Tydeus> Why can I not siege enemy fiefs/outpost in TLD!
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[22:25] <jacko> you cant
[22:25] <jacko> only other lords can
[22:26] <Tydeus> "The might of isengard has diminished! Isengard is now unmatched" Fuck rohan, why you gettin rolled.
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[22:32] <Shik> Tydeus hahahaha
[22:33] <Shik> in my game currently the two factions are both "strong"
[22:33] <Shik> but rohan is getting rolled by isengard's innumerable hosts
[22:33] <Shik> so I expect it will change soon
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[22:34] <Tydeus> meanwhile, I leave the mirkwood to explore the rest of the territories, come back and Tharanduil's taken out every outpost except for 2 rhun ones.
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[22:37] <a_bear_irl> that ban on spook is shameful
[22:37] <a_bear_irl> canary should feel bad about that one
[22:39] <Serfonz> As the battle for Miyajet raged on the queue at the local psychiatrist increased. http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/7660/2011110300002e.jpg Post traumatic distress. :(
[22:39] <Shik> hahaha
[22:39] <Shik> wouldn't it be great if a bunch of people shot arrows into that queue
[22:40] <Shik> killing everyone
[22:40] <Shik> killing the wounded
[22:40] <Shik> occupying the hospital and bayoneting everything including the nurses and doctors
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[22:40] <Shik> also what is that texture mod serfonz
[22:40] <Shik> everything looks grey
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[22:40] <Shik> and dark
[22:40] <Shik> and dirty
[22:43] <RandomDude> u playing the M&B mod tydeus?
[22:45] <a_bear_irl> shik you should reverse spook's ban
[22:45] <a_bear_irl> that ban is p bad
[22:45] <Shik> cba
[22:46] <Shik> gonna play TLD
[22:46] <a_bear_irl> do you admit it's a bad ban at least
[22:46] <Shik> didn't even look at it
[22:46] <Tydeus> randomdude, yes
[22:46] <Tydeus> TLD
[22:47] <RandomDude> i played it a few times yesterday
[22:47] <RandomDude> kept restarting my chars
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[22:56] <Urist> rage incoming
[22:56] <@cmp> got final tk
[22:56] <@cmp> like a boss
[22:57] <xant> lol cmp
[22:57] <xant> you killed me
[22:57] <xant> and ruined my KDR
[22:57] <xant> FUCK YOU
[22:57] <@cmp> wut
[22:57] <@cmp> i didn't kill you
[22:57] <xant> you tk;d me
[22:57] <xant> yes you did
[22:57] <@cmp> when
[22:57] <xant> right before the end
[22:57] <Urist> i feel bad cause we won
[22:57] <@cmp> i thought it was a byzantium
[22:57] <Urist> they will whine cause they couldnt reassign
[22:57] <xant> cmp, i wasnt your last tk
[22:57] <xant> you killed me 30 secs before that
[22:57] <Fallen_Mortai> haha, that def right now was epic :)
[22:58] <xant> you were on a tk spree
[22:58] <@cmp> xant fake
[22:58] <Urist> to be fair, defenders had a lot more players
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[22:58] <Fallen_Mortai> very funny too watch nonetheless
[22:58] <Fallen_Mortai> -o
[22:58] <xant> it was 35v55 or so i think
[22:58] <@cmp> Urist, you plan for that
[22:58] <@cmp> if you're attacker
[22:58] <xant> yeah
[22:58] <@cmp> it's not like it's a secret
[22:58] <@cmp> or a one-time thing
[22:58] <Urist> well, i think there problem was the delay
[22:59] <Urist> *their
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[23:00] <Oberyn> kicked my fucking modem in rage
[23:00] <Oberyn> cunts
[23:00] <Oberyn> cunts everywhere
[23:00] <a_bear_irl> how much trolling can i get away with on EU
[23:00] <a_bear_irl> if i get a good kd ratio
[23:00] <Oberyn> what server are you o
[23:00] <Oberyn> ill make it my personal mission to slaughter you
[23:00] <Oberyn> constantly
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[23:00] <Urist> troll or not, you getz banned for being NA
[23:00] <a_bear_irl> eu_crpg_1
[23:00] <a_bear_irl> urist no joke
[23:01] <a_bear_irl> i went into an EU server one time
[23:01] <@cmp> Oberyn who
[23:01] <a_bear_irl> with USA_AMERICA tags
[23:01] <a_bear_irl> and was immediatley muted
[23:01] <Oberyn> well first of all
[23:01] <Oberyn> all Nords are now my enemies
[23:01] <a_bear_irl> after sayign some terrible nationalist troll
[23:01] <@cmp> Oberyn umad
[23:01] <a_bear_irl> and then kicked after complaining in ichat
[23:01] <Urist> sounds fair
[23:01] <Oberyn> where the fuck were you fucks in the Bashi battle
[23:01] <Oberyn> where attackers outnumbered like 2 to 1
[23:01] <Urist> a week ban would have been more fitting
[23:01] <Oberyn> or the Legio batte
[23:01] <Oberyn> where teams were even
[23:02] <Balton> Fiefs don't pay
[23:02] <Fallen_Mortai> hehe well, cool down, with so much more defenders than attackers its not a shame to loose ,)
[23:02] <Balton> Defending is a waste of time
[23:02] <Oberyn> shut up Balton
[23:02] <Oberyn> no one asked for your opinion
[23:02] <@okiN> Awesome defence was awesome
[23:02] <Balton> You know it's true
[23:02] <Urist> the tent was an epic fail though. worst k/d on def side as long the tent was up
[23:02] <Balton> When Fallen attacked on NA, it was literally 42 to 16
[23:02] <Balton> 42 attackers to 16 defenders
[23:03] <Urist> because noone was fighting
[23:03] <Fallen_Mortai> defending ai villages is quite funny...you can have nice strat battles without any real consequences for your faction...
[23:03] <Oberyn> eh right
[23:03] <xant> hahah urist
[23:03] <xant> 50% of the people
[23:03] <Oberyn> cause getting your entire clan to defend a village has no consequences
[23:03] <xant> were standing in a line
[23:03] <Oberyn> at all :P
[23:03] <Urist> need some kind of ticket system for the tent. draw a lucky number and you can use it
[23:04] <Fallen_Mortai> yeah well, maybe in the "larger picture" ;D
[23:04] <Oberyn> I needed to go to sleep but fuck it
[23:04] <Oberyn> I had to go punch ma punching bag and do push ups I was so fucking angry
[23:04] <a_bear_irl> i got bites on a "im eating a baconator right now you jealous"
[23:04] <Oberyn> gnaaah
[23:04] <a_bear_irl> on crpg 1
[23:05] <Urist> also, noone loses against france, not even in crpg
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[23:05] <a_bear_irl> im 3-1 too
[23:05] <a_bear_irl> only died because of a scum archer
[23:06] <@Meow> ah he is back
[23:06] <Oberyn> fu Urist, go bake some jews in an oven
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[23:06] <@Meow> and i was already enjoying not having someone whine in here all fucking day
[23:07] <Urist> imo, making healing tent indestructable and only usable by devs
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Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: okiN on November 03, 2011, 11:29:27 pm

I'm pretty sure cmp doesn't handle any of that stuff, only chadz. You're complaining about someone who never actually had the ability to solve your problem. :|

Also, spoilered because that quote is looong.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Xant on November 03, 2011, 11:30:49 pm

Yes, and for those with reading comprehension skillz it becomes quite apparent that chadz is the only one who can do anything and he was and still is AFK.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Cosmos_Shielder on November 03, 2011, 11:32:09 pm

I'm complaining about someone who didn't even take the time to tell me "sorry i'm not in charge of that"

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Paul on November 03, 2011, 11:32:40 pm

I think if attackers had ignored the tent, they would have won.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: cmp on November 03, 2011, 11:33:30 pm

Quote from: Cosmos_Shielder on November 03, 2011, 11:32:09 pm

I'm complaining about someone who didn't even take the time to tell me "sorry i'm not in charge of that"

From your log:

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[22:11] <@cmp> yeah
[22:11] <@cmp> i'm waiting too

If you can't understand it, your problem.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Xant on November 03, 2011, 11:34:57 pm

Quote from: Cosmos_Shielder on November 03, 2011, 11:32:09 pm

I'm complaining about someone who didn't even take the time to tell me "sorry i'm not in charge of that"

[22:11] <Shik> chadz
[22:11] <Shik> is the only one

[22:12] <Urist> we understand the problem but chadz lazy

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Tor! on November 03, 2011, 11:35:27 pm

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Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Cosmos_Shielder on November 03, 2011, 11:44:30 pm

Okay i'm sorry if i'm to dumb to understand.
I just got in the middle of discussion with tydeus , i asked you a very clear question , and i had no one answering me by using my name. Was i supposed to understand to who you were speaking?
The only one who used my name to answer was urist

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[22:11] <Urist> roland, most likely there are only a few ai village defenders left. the delay thingy hits harder on the def side

So sorry if i'm not subtle enough to understand that you were taking time to answer me without using my name.

Anyway, it doesn't matter, since you weren't able to correct the bug , it would have changed nothing. It's just a matter of clarity in fact

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: BattalGazi on November 03, 2011, 11:49:01 pm

French fries

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Jarlek on November 04, 2011, 12:00:49 am

Quote from: Serfonz on November 03, 2011, 11:24:25 pm

As the battle in Mijayet raged on the local psychiatrist that deals with post traumatic distress line grew longer and longer.
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Bloody awesome line! I wanna make my character a strat doctor now! Introduce First Aid and Surgery in strat :D

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Matey on November 04, 2011, 12:06:12 am

Quote from: Xant on November 03, 2011, 11:02:43 pm

La French Connection a:1001 retreated: 1000

COCONUT FARMERS PREVAIL

sounds about right for france :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: arowaine on November 04, 2011, 11:24:18 am

Quote from: Matey on November 04, 2011, 12:06:12 am

sounds about right for france :mrgreen:

well in all history france did pretty well against the british and during the 100 years of war. We have been raping English ass with our awesome canons and guns powder. I remenber a couple status of battle during this war english were the poor loser :). Also for the Nouvelle France remenber what happen to the british when they try to land the first time on Quebec baie of beauport they came with 49 ships 1 944 canons and 13 500 crews with a army of 8500 british soldier. They try to land 4000 soldier on the north of the river at the front of Fall Montmorency east of Beauport, they lost :( ro bad !

La flotte comprend 49 navires de guerre armés de 1 944 canons et ayant à leur bord 13 500 membres d'équipage. La force de débarquement consiste en une armée de 8 500 soldats britanniques (7 030 réguliers britanniques, 1 280 réguliers des colonies) et plusieurs pièces d'artillerie.

Une tentative de mettre à terre 4 000 hommes sur la rive nord du fleuve vis-à-vis des Chutes Montmorency, à l'est de Beauport, échoue le 31 juillet. C'est la Bataille de Beauport. La bataille du 13 septembre survient suite à la réussite d'un débarquement massif des troupes britanniques à l'anse au Foulon.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Oberyn on November 04, 2011, 02:11:15 pm

Dude don't bother, they're just trolling you. Most of the people talking shit about France should be pitied really. Poor dumb fucks with no ability or inclination to find truth and knowledge beyond the stereotypes spoonfed them by pop media. Or they're trolls who think it's funny. Kind of like people trolling Americans about slavery or Germans about killing jews is funny i guess. Or any of a hundred other stupid stereotypes people have about other nationalities.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Nessaj on November 04, 2011, 04:38:46 pm

Quote from: Oberyn on November 04, 2011, 02:11:15 pm

Dude don't bother, they're just trolling you. Most of the people talking shit about France should be pitied really. Poor dumb fucks with no ability or inclination to find truth and knowledge beyond the stereotypes spoonfed them by pop media. Or they're trolls who think it's funny. Kind of like people trolling Americans about slavery or Germans about killing jews is funny i guess. Or any of a hundred other stupid stereotypes people have about other nationalities.

I always thought it was weird that people say the French are good at retreating - which they do due to Vietnam, American propaganda *pfft*, that's the thanks they get for helping liberating America from the Brits - especially since they're some of the few who actually DID NOT SURRENDER even in the face of peril back in the old days, plus they overthrew their 'government' in the French revolution. The French even had a lot of Vikings settlements!

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Jarlek on November 04, 2011, 04:43:04 pm

Quote from: Nessaj on November 04, 2011, 04:38:46 pm

I always thought it was weird that people say the French are good at retreating - which they do due to Vietnam, American propaganda *pfft*, that's the thanks they get for helping liberating America from the Brits - especially since they're some of the few who actually DID NOT SURRENDER even in the face of peril back in the old days, plus they overthrew their 'government' in the French revolution. The French even had a lot of Vikings settlements!

You mean a lot of France WAS viking settlements. The French wasn't vikings.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Astinus on November 04, 2011, 04:53:06 pm

it's a clear and obvious admin abooze, okiN, cmp and their friends had cheated since first strategus.
You were so noob to attack them lol

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Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Matey on November 04, 2011, 07:05:02 pm

yeah definitely from ww2. and trolling is funny. for example, all americans are fat mcdonald eating gun loving hicks.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Loar Avel on November 04, 2011, 08:25:02 pm

Quote from: Matey on November 04, 2011, 07:05:02 pm

yeah definitely from ww2. and trolling is funny. for example, all americans are fat mcdonald eating gun loving hicks.

But where the trool here? We all know it's true!

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Matey on November 04, 2011, 08:37:10 pm

yeah but they dont like it when you point it out.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: BaleOhay on November 04, 2011, 11:44:18 pm

Some of us get mad cuz we eat at Wendy's

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Keshian on November 05, 2011, 07:25:17 am

Quote from: Matey on November 04, 2011, 07:05:02 pm

yeah definitely from ww2. and trolling is funny. for example, all americans are fat mcdonald eating gun loving hicks.

Absolutely, and all Canadians are excessively obsequious and polite, who don't know how to speak English like "about" not "a-boot" and generally lack any sort of culture other than hockey, oh yeah and worst of all, they have French Canadians.

Title: Re: Mijayet defense
Post by: Kazak on November 05, 2011, 08:08:56 am

Quote from: BaleOhay on November 04, 2011, 11:44:18 pm

Some of us get mad cuz we eat at Wendy's

Wendy's is all over the europe, and it is not popular. Every european prefers "Subway". "Subway - eat flesh!"

cRPG

Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: okiN on November 03, 2011, 11:36:57 am