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Title: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Kalam on October 28, 2011, 08:12:33 am
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Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 28, 2011, 08:17:36 am
tl;dr: Stay out of our fucking forest
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Dan lol on October 28, 2011, 08:19:20 am
Yeah
Motherfuckers better know... huh, huh
Lock your windows, close your doors
Biggie Smalls, huh... yeah
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")

My man Inf left a Tec and a nine at my crib
Turned himself in, he had to do a bid
A one-to-three, he be home the end of '93
I'm ready to get this paper, G, you with me?
Motherfucking right, my pocket's looking kind of tight
and I'm stressed, yo Biggie let me get the vest
No need for that, just grab the fucking gat
The first pocket that's fat the Tec is to his back
Word is bond, I'm a smoke him yo don't fake no moves (what?)
Treat it like boxing: stick and move, stick and move
Nigga, you ain't got to explain shit
I've been robbin motherfuckers since the slave ships
with the same clip and the same four-five
Two point-blank, a motherfucker's sure to die
That's my word, nigga even try to bogart
have his mother singing "It's so hard..."
Yes Love, love your fucking attitude
because the nigga play pussy that's the nigga that's getting screwed
and bruised up from the pistol whipping
welts on the neck from the necklace stripping
Then I'm dipping up the block and I'm robbing bitches too
up the herring bones and bamboos
I wouldn't give fuck if you're pregnant
Give me the baby rings and a #1 MOM pendant
I'm slamming niggaz like Shaquille, shit is real
When it's time to eat a meal I rob and steal
cause Mom Duke ain't giving me shit
so for the bread and butter I leave niggaz in the gutter
Huh, word to mother, I'm dangerous
Crazier than a bag of fucking Angel Dust
When I bust my gat motherfuckers take dirt naps
I'm all that and a dime sack, where the paper at?
("But he's sticking you, and taking all of your money..")

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")

Big up, big up, it's a stick up, stick up
and I'm shooting niggaz quick if you hiccup
Don't let me fill my clip up in your back and head piece
The opposite of peace sending Mom Duke a wreath
You're talking to the robbery expert
Stepping to your wake with your blood on my shirt
Don't be a jerk and get smoked over being resistant
cause when I lick shots the shits is persistent
Huh, goodness gracious the papers
Where the cash at? Where the stash at?
Nigga, pass that before you get your grave dug
from the main thug, .357 slug
And my nigga Biggie got an itchy one grip
One in the chamber, 32 in the clip
Motherfuckers better strip, yeah nigga peel
before you find out how blue steel feel
from the Beretta, putting all the holes in your sweater
The money getter motherfuckers don't have better
Rolex watches and colourful Swatches
I'm digging in pockets, motherfuckers can't stop it
Man, niggaz come through I'm taking high school rings too
Bitches get strangled for they earrings and bangles
and when I rock her and drop her I'm taking her door knockers
And if she's resistant "baka! baka! baka!"
So go get your man bitch he can get robbed too
Tell him Biggie took it, what the fuck he gonna do?
I hope apologetic or I'm a have to set it
and if I set it the cocksucker won't forget it
("But he's sticking you, and taking all of your money..")

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")

Man, listen all this walking is hurting my feet
But money looks sweet (where at?) in the Isuzu jeep
Man, I throw him in the Beem, you grab the fucking C.R.E.A.M
and if he start to scream "bam! bam!", have a nice dream
Hold up, he got a fucking bitch in the car
Fur coats and diamonds, she thinks she a superstar
Ooh Biggie, let me jack her, I kick her in the back
Hit her with the gat...
Yo chill, Shorty, let me do that
Just get the fucking car keys and cruise up the block
The bitch act shocked, gettin shot on the spot
(Oh shit! The cops!) Be cool, fool
They ain't gonna roll up, all they want is fucking doughnuts
(So why the fuck he keep lookin?) I guess to get his life tooken
I just came home, ain't trying to see Central Booking
Oh shit, now he lookin in my face
You better haul ass cause I ain't with no fucking chase
So lace up your boots, cause I'm about to shoot
A true motherfucker going out for the loot
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Wiawins_ATS on October 28, 2011, 08:35:52 am
They mad.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Blondin on October 28, 2011, 08:39:25 am
Lie!!

BaleOhay_BRD vs Blondin

- Battle time: 28.10., 05:09
- Battle duration: 01m00s
- Army size: 75 vs 49
- Battle result: 75 vs 0

You are the bandits, and you are attacking randomers and honest merchant on your so-caled land.

You will pay for this bandits scum!!
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Wiawins_ATS on October 28, 2011, 08:41:43 am
Lie!!

BaleOhay_BRD vs Blondin

- Battle time: 28.10., 05:09
- Battle duration: 01m00s
- Army size: 75 vs 49
- Battle result: 75 vs 0

You are the bandits, and you are attacking randomers and honest merchant on your so-caled land.

You will pay for this bandits scum!!
Owned
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: SeQuel on October 28, 2011, 08:52:16 am
We mad.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Kalam on October 28, 2011, 08:54:33 am
Lie!!

BaleOhay_BRD vs Blondin

- Battle time: 28.10., 05:09
- Battle duration: 01m00s
- Army size: 75 vs 49
- Battle result: 75 vs 0

You are the bandits, and you are attacking randomers and honest merchant on your so-caled land.

You will pay for this bandits scum!!

You did not register with our Department of Trade, and could have been a bandit, a spy, an unlicensed prostitute, or gods know what else. In order to trade in our villages, you must register yourself as a trader by notifying us of your desire to engage in honest work or trade.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: AntiBlitz on October 28, 2011, 09:00:22 am
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Hello my name is AntiBlitz, supreme Fuhrer of the Mechin forest, and the Blitz triangle.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Gristle on October 28, 2011, 09:03:47 am
randomers and honest merchant

These are not the same thing. If you tell us you are honest and coming through, there won't be a problem.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Blondin on October 28, 2011, 09:26:36 am
For sure I will have registered if I had the time, I was in Vareyeg, you took it, kicked me and attacked me, and all this shit 24h ago.

Don't try to make you look like you are cool, you are not cool, you are weak liar who's attacking poor randomer.
Nothing is easier than attacking randomer for big clans, you showed your all cowardness.

Am I mad?
Not really, i didn't lose anything valuable, 17 hobs that I crafted for 3 gold, 49 troops that i will have back in 48 hours in the good fief.
You didn't loot my gold...


Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Gristle on October 28, 2011, 09:47:06 am
You saw that we were attacking Vayejeg. You had 24 hours to take action. You did nothing. This was not a smart choice. We have had plenty of traders come through our lands who gave us prior warning of their intentions. Maybe we were a bit hasty. Just give us warning and you will be safe in the future.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: SeQuel on October 28, 2011, 09:57:44 am
For sure I will have registered if I had the time, I was in Vareyeg, you took it, kicked me and attacked me, and all this shit 24h ago.

Don't try to make you look like you are cool, you are not cool, you are weak liar who's attacking poor randomer.
Nothing is easier than attacking randomer for big clans, you showed your all cowardness.

Am I mad?
Not really, i didn't lose anything valuable, 17 hobs that I crafted for 3 gold, 49 troops that i will have back in 48 hours in the good fief.
You didn't loot my gold...




If you HONESTLY expect to sit in a clans claim (that they soon claim) while crafting and not making contact of any sort to that clan that you'd like to STAY there and continue to trade etc, and expect to not get attacked your insane. Your a nobody, all you were gonna do is decrease our crafting rate and for what? Hell for all we know you coulda sat there for a week or 2 and got 200+ hops then go somewhere else and sold them, giving us no profit while giving you a fief to craft in.

Think about it.

EDIT - We have had many traders ask for permission to come and trade without us attacking them or getting hassled.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: AntiBlitz on October 28, 2011, 10:33:25 am
Blondin, please come to the Mechin area, we provide a safe haven from the tyrannical behavior of these mega conglomerate clans
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Blondin on October 28, 2011, 11:33:15 am
Again lies, profit is in the tax you set for your fief, it's not a randomer like me that will teach you how to manage a fief?

Why don't you tell the truth, as i said i don't care i didn't loose valuable things, but i don't like lies.
You have jumped on the occasion, attacking a randomer to loot his goods, to make fast profit.
There was another battle next to mine, same thing a randomer attacked by Brd.

Anyway, that change nothing, you have the right to attack me, you don't have to give reason for that, this is the game, just don't say you are good guys.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Gristle on October 28, 2011, 11:57:34 am
Blondin, it's pretty simple. You ask to be put on our "honest trader, do not attack" list. If you're not on that list, that means we don't know you, so you get attacked. Yes, we will attack you if you're not recognized by us. It is your responsibility to make your intentions known to us.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Vovka on October 28, 2011, 12:07:06 pm
looks like you want to rob caravans and still be "good guys". Not yet happened  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: naduril on October 28, 2011, 12:47:30 pm
And as I can see, your reputation keep falling. Good luck, but remember that between two stools you fall to the ground.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Zaharist on October 28, 2011, 01:50:40 pm
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,70.0.html
Quote
we offer only one thing: war

You are welcome to trade in Kwynn and other FCC fiefs. Good luck %)
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Wallace on October 28, 2011, 02:24:54 pm
I choked on a horse wanger last night and had to go to the hospital... Michael Jacksons ghost visited me there and I choked on him too

I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Nebun on October 28, 2011, 02:43:12 pm
Again lies, profit is in the tax you set for your fief, it's not a randomer like me that will teach you how to manage a fief?

Why don't you tell the truth, as i said i don't care i didn't loose valuable things, but i don't like lies.
You have jumped on the occasion, attacking a randomer to loot his goods, to make fast profit.
There was another battle next to mine, same thing a randomer attacked by Brd.

Anyway, that change nothing, you have the right to attack me, you don't have to give reason for that, this is the game, just don't say you are good guys.


You will never get thuth here :))) I guess they decide for you that you was a bandit :)
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: BaleOhay on October 28, 2011, 03:10:45 pm
oh no Euro and NA clans we battled with in last strat (and were saved by the wipe... Well ATS was not saved since they were dead) do not like us and continue the smear campaign. The horror.

Imagine that we already posted basic terms for being in our territory.
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,19369.0.html

State your name and purpose, in PMs or thread if you wish to remain and do business. All others considered potential bandits. I am pretty sure it is the exact same policy everyone else in a faction is using for their territory.

also for fun it is pretty easy measure of how much you are liked/hated. Look at the fief defenses if you have 90 people sign up against and all show, people think you are D-bags.

Ohay
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Erasmas on October 28, 2011, 03:35:54 pm
@BLONDIN!!!

Grey Order will gladly host you on so-called "our land" to recover from that terrible loss. We'll ensure you safety, and sweet spot in one of the fiefs in decent distance to good trading areas.

You are most warmly welcome!

E.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: dynamike on October 28, 2011, 03:39:38 pm
O hai, I am Chaos and a friendly trader. Please do not keel me  :D

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Darkkarma on October 28, 2011, 03:44:56 pm
So i'm not allowed to sell my body in the mechin area?
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Keshian on October 28, 2011, 05:01:03 pm
You did not register with our Department of Trade, and could have been a bandit, a spy, an unlicensed prostitute, or gods know what else. In order to trade in our villages, you must register yourself as a trader by notifying us of your desire to engage in honest work or trade.

hey, hey, hey, slow down now........... unlicensed prostitutes are okay to stay.  Darkkarma come join us.


And blondin, yes, we had 4 merchants from that area notify us and we gave them free rein.  We dont make shit in avillage like that from a random person crafting and lowering our clans crafting percentage and then leaving to attack legitimate merchants.  You make a little bit of money in the villages where goodsa re sold not where produced because its absed on a  percentage of the selling price.

Im just really sad that Kalam didn t add the picture of the unicorn and horse raping 2 guys in the shadows holding huscarls, all ona  burning bridge.  Much better way to put it.

Also, how are you guys going to protect merchants in mechin, its not your territory - its USA and Arcani's turf and they are bigger and stronger than you and I think you are about to be a little bit busy dealing with us.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Oberyn on October 28, 2011, 05:04:25 pm
Posting somewhat up to date information about the prosperity of the fief (and why not, the type of good being produced there, if only for flavor) would be a big help to caravans. Is it a type of fief with high prosperity where you can go and sell faraway goods or a low prosperity fief where the cost of crafting is low, etc. This may have been posted somewhere but would be useful to have on OP.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Keshian on October 28, 2011, 05:05:06 pm
Kwynn: 25 gold selling price
+2 propserity (happy rich place)

Vayejeg: 5.5 gold selling price (i think)
-7 prosperity (dont ask me how, its where we have our slumlords)
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Oberyn on October 28, 2011, 05:10:53 pm
thats pretty nice, you could prob make a nice amount of cash just crafting in Vayejeg (depending on crafting percentage) then going to sell in Kwynn.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Flawless on October 28, 2011, 05:22:31 pm
It would be a traders paradise to come work in vagina town and them take the goods to a far off land and sell them for massive profit. I think you can craft the goods for 3 gold.

P.S. You must register as a trader or caravan before entering FCC lands.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: dynamike on October 28, 2011, 05:32:51 pm
thats pretty nice, you could prob make a nice amount of cash just crafting in Vayejeg (depending on crafting percentage) then going to sell in Kwynn.

Nuuuuuu, don't spill the secrets!  :shock:
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Keshian on October 28, 2011, 05:47:20 pm
It would be a traders paradise to come work in vagina town and them take the goods to a far off land and sell them for massive profit. I think you can craft the goods for 3 gold.

P.S. You must register as a trader or caravan before entering FCC lands.

yeah, i think this is going to have to be changed to 8 gold to stay there as we lose a lot of money from our guys crafting at lower percentages there that we can sell the goods for more somewhere else.  Basically its 7 gold more than other villages, but its safe if registered.  An independent trader could produce goods for the 8 gold an hour + cost of goods to make there is like 3 gold so stockpile 11 gold goods and move up to Kwynn where its at 25 and sell there and make a steady profit without ever having to go in an area where banditsa re located as this is a very easily controlled area between the rivers that is easy to prevent access to bandits.  Or go to Kwynn and produce goods for 12 gold + 3 gold staying rate and make an even safer way to steadily make money with a slightly lower profit.

Its only 1 fast march away from vayejeg to kwynn, so its a safe way to make a steady accumulation of gold.  And if for some unlikely reason you get attacked by bandits in that short run up to kwynn or back from vayejeg, we will immediately attack the bandits after the battle is done with you and give you all your goods back.

Wea re looking for a small trading clan to set up shop in our area and make steady profits, we would then move our guys out of the village to allow you to maximize crafting rates and profits.  PM me if interested.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Thax on October 28, 2011, 07:56:38 pm
This is unfortunate.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Plaksteris on October 28, 2011, 08:02:43 pm
So we need to say what we do to everyone everytime?!?! I cant even take a dump without saying it to you, and if I dont say you will attack me?!
THIS IS BULLSHIT... Lets march thru everything with thousands of chocolate chip cookie army :D
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Damatacus_ATS on October 28, 2011, 08:11:39 pm
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Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: BaleOhay on October 28, 2011, 08:13:40 pm
thought those woods belonged to USA and Arcani?
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 28, 2011, 08:15:59 pm
thought those woods belonged to USA and Arcani?

Their name isn't written on it.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Huey Newton on October 28, 2011, 08:51:31 pm
Their name isn't written on it.

not yet
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Braeden on October 28, 2011, 09:11:35 pm
The map I have has "USA & ACRE COMBAT ZONE" written on it.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Gristle on October 28, 2011, 09:18:27 pm
Oh, how far this former leading NE clan has fallen. You once held so much land. You now settle for a simple forest?
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Flawless on October 28, 2011, 09:18:59 pm
:/
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 28, 2011, 10:37:58 pm
The map I have has "USA & ACRE COMBAT ZONE" written on it.
That's a dead give away right there.

oh no Euro and NA clans we battled with in last strat (and were saved by the wipe... Well ATS was not saved since they were dead) do not like us and continue the smear campaign. The horror.


also for fun it is pretty easy measure of how much you are liked/hated. Look at the fief defenses if you have 90 people sign up against and all show, people think you are D-bags.

Ohay
I didn't know you were ATS, too!

Oh, how far this former leading NE clan has fallen. You once held so much land. You now settle for a simple forest?
I wasn't around during the golden Strat days, so I can't say much on that. All I can say is that the current members of ATS, the majority at least, are more concerned with having fun than trying to roleplay politics with a bunch of spergies. If FCC wants to take it upon themselves to exterminate "bandits" (though, apparently they are doing the same thing we are), go ahead. If ATS doesn't have a home on the map, again, it won't change anything. We'll still continue doin' what we do, and you haters gonna keep hatin'. That's the way it goes, it seems. We'd rather grief the shit out of the lot of you holier-than-thou circle-jerking cunts. In my eyes, you're all just a bunch of Judas playing assholes anyways. Before, when ATS seemed to be on top, it was nothing but ass-kissing (expected, of course, from most of you). Then, after you all turned into backbiting chickens, everyone started hating ATS. Perhaps you've taken the torch from us. So, congratulations. Just know someone will take it from you, too. Then, after all is said in done, cRPG will still be here, regardless of anyone's strat standing, and ATS will still be there spankin' that ass like we do. Not me, though, because I kinda suck, but you bet that sweet ass I'll be there to horse bump the shit out of you as many times as I goddamn can.

Strategus has turned you all into a bunch of monkeys with hats on, and it's amusing watching all of you fling your shit around the room. No one is cleaning it up, either.


TL;DR

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Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Huey Newton on October 28, 2011, 10:49:27 pm
That's a dead give away right there.
I didn't know you were ATS, too!
I wasn't around during the golden Strat days, so I can't say much on that. All I can say is that the current members of ATS, the majority at least, are more concerned with having fun than trying to roleplay politics with a bunch of spergies. If FCC wants to take it upon themselves to exterminate "bandits" (though, apparently they are doing the same thing we are), go ahead. If ATS doesn't have a home on the map, again, it won't change anything. We'll still continue doin' what we do, and you haters gonna keep hatin'. That's the way it goes, it seems. We'd rather grief the shit out of the lot of you holier-than-thou circle-jerking cunts. In my eyes, you're all just a bunch of Judas playing assholes anyways. Before, when ATS seemed to be on top, it was nothing but ass-kissing (expected, of course, from most of you). Then, after you all turned into backbiting chickens, everyone started hating ATS. Perhaps you've taken the torch from us. So, congratulations. Just know someone will take it from you, too. Then, after all is said in done, cRPG will still be here, regardless of anyone's strat standing, and ATS will still be there spankin' that ass like we do. Not me, though, because I kinda suck, but you bet that sweet ass I'll be there to horse bump the shit out of you as many times as I goddamn can.

Strategus has turned you all into a bunch of monkeys with hats on, and it's amusing watching all of you fling your shit around the room. No one is cleaning it up, either.


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when were we ass-kissing ATS?
could u give me a link?
or a reference
i've been playing this mod almost 16 months and I haven't seen any of this ass-kissing
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 28, 2011, 10:56:06 pm
Ass kissing is what kids call mugging these days?

Fascinating.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Gristle on October 28, 2011, 10:56:34 pm
I like this new ATS. They're hip, happening, and where it's at! Look at that use of fresh phrases like spergin'! Check out all those words detailing the fucks they don't give! There sure is a lot of them! Boy howdy, that sure put us nerds in our place.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Damatacus_ATS on October 28, 2011, 10:59:34 pm
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Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: dynamike on October 28, 2011, 11:00:52 pm
Can't we all just get along?

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Say that more often! It feels good!
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 28, 2011, 11:26:40 pm
FCC:Judge, Jury, and executioner
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Gash on October 28, 2011, 11:42:39 pm
Its time for a new approach. Owning land and defending it in Strat takes a little more interest and enthusiasm than what we're actually ready to give.

The singleplayer bandit patrols were left unrepresented by this mod! We're gonna make sure the free robin-hood's of these lands play their part!  :P

See you on the field...

-"Your money or your life!"

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Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Darkkarma on October 28, 2011, 11:44:15 pm
ATS is actually among the shadows now? I fucking love it. Here's to spicing things up, guys. I'm digging the new approach.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Gristle on October 28, 2011, 11:45:35 pm
I always preferred the raiders. "That's a nice head you've got on your shoulders!"
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 29, 2011, 12:07:15 am
when were we ass-kissing ATS?
could u give me a link?
or a reference
i've been playing this mod almost 16 months and I haven't seen any of this ass-kissing

Hmm. Probably couldn't see it cause your face was buried in our asses. It's dark down there.

Ass kissing is what kids call mugging these days?

Fascinating.

Pretentious slut harder, Tears.

I like this new ATS. They're hip, happening, and where it's at! Look at that use of fresh phrases like spergin'! Check out all those words detailing the fucks they don't give! There sure is a lot of them! Boy howdy, that sure put us nerds in our place.

The kind of response I expected from a downsie like you.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: SeQuel on October 29, 2011, 01:02:54 am
Its time for a new approach. Owning land and defending it in Strat takes a little more interest and enthusiasm than what we're actually ready to give.

The singleplayer bandit patrols were left unrepresented by this mod! We're gonna make sure the free robin-hood's of these lands play their part!  :P

See you on the field...

-"Your money or your life!"

http://mthec.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mbwsu-03.jpg

I'll give you nothing but cold steel, you scum.

The kind of response I expected from a downsie like you.

What do you have against down syndrome people? Unless making fun of a disability is funny to you, then your nothing more then a pathetic human being who really doesn't deserve to share my air. Please leave, you're an idiot.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 29, 2011, 01:09:50 am
I'll give you nothing but cold steel, you scum.

What do you have against down syndrome people? Unless making fun of a disability is funny to you, then your nothing more then a pathetic human being who really doesn't deserve to share my air. Please leave, you're an idiot.

I have nothing against them. This is the internet, and when you are insulting someone, you put morality aside and go all out. Welcome.

Also, you said that wrong.. You just said I'm nothing more than a pathetic human being if making fun of a disability isn't funny to me.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Flawless on October 29, 2011, 01:11:30 am
thats a low blow. even for the internets.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 29, 2011, 01:13:14 am
thats a low blow. even for the internets.

I've seen worse.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Huey Newton on October 29, 2011, 01:13:36 am
Hmm. Probably couldn't see it cause your face was buried in our asses. It's dark down there.

Pretentious slut harder, Tears.

The kind of response I expected from a downsie like you.

oh sorry, I didn't notice you're just an idiot
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 29, 2011, 01:19:10 am
oh sorry, I didn't notice you're just an idiot
Ya. Me, you, and every other swinging dick that plays this game.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Keshian on October 29, 2011, 01:22:45 am
So to sum up:

The new ATS are bandits that only actually attack the FCC because they lost to us last strat, because they really don't give a fuck except they really really want to get us (while not giving a fuck), they make fun of people with down syndrome and actually enjoy other men kissing their assholes.


Damn, if I was a bitch in the shadows, I would sooooo leave that clan, they've fallen pretty low, this is just sad at this point.  Guys we should really stop, its like picking on a 12 yr old who shat his pants, its way too easy and cruel.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 29, 2011, 01:33:45 am
To be fair, we didn't target FCC. It just happened to be one of you that came nearby.

Again, it's not ATS. The rant above is MY rant. Rannepear. I make fun of people with down syndrome and enjoy other men kissing my asshole, not my clan mates.

ATS isn't just about Strat, mind you...
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Gash on October 29, 2011, 01:40:42 am
Actually, Tydeus fell into the ambush first. Oil_Can_Harry unfortunately carried nothing aside from a lot of troops and one wooden statue (that was worth the laugh) 

Then came a few FCC folks nearby.

Don't worry - we'll enjoy chasing after everyone. I'm sure you'll enjoy returning the favor =P

Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Blondin on October 29, 2011, 01:42:11 am
@BLONDIN!!!

Grey Order will gladly host you on so-called "our land" to recover from that terrible loss. We'll ensure you safety, and sweet spot in one of the fiefs in decent distance to good trading areas.

You are most warmly welcome!

E.

Thank you good sir!! I would certainly visit your friendly tavern  :D It would be a pleasure to pay taxes in your fief, it's so much more civilized (and smart).

What is funny in this story is that good guys and bad guys are not necessarily those that general public think...
Anyway thank you Brd, I've been teleported on a 4 gold crafting spot!

Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Flawless on October 29, 2011, 01:46:03 am
noted.
this thread is dead. please lock the thread
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Matey on October 29, 2011, 01:51:32 am
you wish your words didnt represent ATS rannepear... but they do. its the same us sometimes wishing some of our members words could be taken as their individual opinions... but it just doesnt work that way.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 29, 2011, 01:57:37 am
you wish your words didnt represent ATS rannepear... but they do. its the same us sometimes wishing some of our members words could be taken as their individual opinions... but it just doesnt work that way.

I don't "wish" anything, but if that's the case, so be it.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Edmond_The_Red on October 29, 2011, 02:04:18 am
I just wanna lance Raina....right in his mouth.  Is that ok?
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Darkkarma on October 29, 2011, 02:09:58 am
Does raina even still play?
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Earthdforce on October 29, 2011, 02:11:42 am
Does raina even still play?
Raina_ATS? I see her archery at night sometimes.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Goretooth on October 29, 2011, 02:16:11 am
too much crying and what ifs and this happened and i don't care talk just fight and be over with it.

and cause it's me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jspw0597t7Y
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Dan lol on October 29, 2011, 02:30:53 am
you are all missing the point we are robbing people so we can sell strat gold so I can get more heirlooms to crutch on
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: LordBerenger on October 29, 2011, 02:33:45 am
you are all missing the point we are robbing people so we can sell strat gold so I can get more heirlooms to crutch on

You aint GRIZZ GORETOOTH Baby
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 29, 2011, 03:08:46 am
Does raina even still play?

He's been gone for a while, but just recently got back on not too long ago.. Maybe a day..2 days ago.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Darkkarma on October 29, 2011, 04:05:46 am
Im gonna need to drop in vent and say hey to that loser then. I haven't bro'd out with the old boy in ages. Tell him I said hey!
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Rannepear on October 29, 2011, 04:28:15 am
Im gonna need to drop in vent and say hey to that loser then. I haven't bro'd out with the old boy in ages. Tell him I said hey!

He was on for the past two days, not today though. He plays a lot of LoL now, if you're into that.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 29, 2011, 05:44:01 am
Pretentious slut harder, Tears.

Pretentious Slut is a role, like Doctor or Swimmer.

How am I supposed to Pretentious Slut harder? That is like saying Doctor Harder. Wat?

No, seriously, what? Not trying to be clever, I am honestly confused on what that insult was besides random words strung together.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Keshian on October 29, 2011, 05:52:24 am
Pretentious Slut is a role, like Doctor or Swimmer.

How am I supposed to Pretentious Slut harder? That is like saying Doctor Harder. Wat?

No, seriously, what? Not trying to be clever, I am honestly confused on what that insult was besides random words strung together.

Not cool to make fun of people with dyslexia.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: dynamike on October 29, 2011, 06:05:06 am
That is like saying Doctor Harder.

I knew a Dr. Harder once...
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Braeden on October 29, 2011, 06:10:37 am
I could see "Doctor harder" being a phrase.  See usage below.

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Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: BaleOhay on October 29, 2011, 06:24:07 am
I do not know how you doctor harder... but I am positive kesh knows how to get a harder Doctor.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Malaclypse on October 29, 2011, 03:59:34 pm
Yarr that scurvy dog Voso has been troubling me lot something fierce, I demand satisfaction.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: sWalker on October 29, 2011, 07:16:52 pm
The sWalker's cousin was inquiring if anyone needed a doctor...?
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Raina on October 30, 2011, 08:26:08 am
Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead.  I also dislike lances in my face, so don't do that Edmond.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Dach on October 30, 2011, 09:24:34 am
Arrows in the face instead!  :twisted:
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Darkkarma on October 30, 2011, 04:00:19 pm
Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead.  I also dislike lances in my face, so don't do that Edmond.

This is like seriously your first post in months!
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Raina on October 30, 2011, 09:38:46 pm
Yeah... I never pay attention to forums.  It's not like we're friends on steam or anything...  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Digglez on October 30, 2011, 10:58:29 pm
Yeah... I never pay attention to forums.  It's not like we're friends on steam or anything...  :rolleyes:

everyone knows forums is where the real pvp takes place, you must be some no-drama carebear
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Darkkarma on October 30, 2011, 11:23:22 pm
Steam only works when you're actually on it.  :mad:
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Raina on October 30, 2011, 11:41:29 pm
I'm allergic to drama.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Darkkarma on October 31, 2011, 06:31:37 am
This isn't the subforum for you then.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Huey Newton on October 31, 2011, 06:56:13 am
Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead.  I also dislike lances in my face, so don't do that Edmond.


what about me
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Voso on October 31, 2011, 08:22:20 am
Yarr that scurvy dog Voso has been troubling me lot something fierce, I demand satisfaction.

Ye poxed swab, Voso be just a humble sailor abidin' by all ye trade laws. It be Malaclypse who be the criminal. Malaclypse is a privateer for CHAOS huntin' down all me merchants as they be tryin' ta make as honest a livin' as ya can in Calradia.

I even have proof of this old salt's wrong doin':

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I say she should go straight ta the gallows.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Keshian on October 31, 2011, 02:22:39 pm
Ye poxed swab, Voso be just a humble sailor abidin' by all ye trade laws. It be Malaclypse who be the criminal. Malaclypse is a privateer for CHAOS huntin' down all me merchants as they be tryin' ta make as honest a livin' as ya can in Calradia.

I even have proof of this old salt's wrong doin':

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I say she should go straight ta the gallows.

The only solution: cut Malaclypse in half, if Voso objects and gives up his claim, then he is in the right, if malaclypse objects and gives up the goods to Voso, then she is in the right and then we cut her in half anyway or something like that.
Title: Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
Post by: Malaclypse on November 01, 2011, 07:35:22 am
Hahaha. Man Voso, what an eye for detail! I can't argue with hard evidence like that, I humbly accept what I gots coming to me and thank you for the awesome new forum avatar.