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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Smoothrich on October 24, 2011, 11:18:58 pm
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Was just thinking about the reactions to USA clan, the current state of balance and the community, and strategus.
So I made a rap about it.
Sums up how I feel pretty well, tell me what you all think!
Words:
try to pander your nationalism by slandering the great state i live in USA bitch just look
at a map every EU nation in comparison looks like crap smeared on a wall united we stand
divided you fall beg us for a bailout i hear the laments and shouts our socalism has failed
dont worry the check is in the mail postage paid by the USA too big to fall but i mean it all
cuz we lift others up thats what we do when youre the best of the best the cream of the crop
with the red white and blue
fucking scrubs go on and on posting about glorious nippon buff the katana swing around your shitty weeaboo bananas
come on urist your sense of balance is prob even worse than this thats why you always fall down when you step
up like this to take off my crown code yourself a ride right out of town duel me once and i slapped your ass around
i know you wanna crutch on agility backpedal with the s key these devs aint shit ya heard me
i think chadz even quit his own game cuz of mediocrity, maybe he respecced with a new name
heh thats a laugh hey urist post a graph about it so we can all laugh about it
dont try to tell me about balance cuz ill lay you out with my heavy lance
represent the 1 percent, everyone else is insiginicant, irrelevent
representing the 1 percent, suck it haters my raps are permanent
you talk like the rap is done but scrubs best realize i just begun
got my lines slung second ammendment yeah im down
the right to spit rhymes i got an agenda and realize ill make
it pass i aint no obama stuck like snail in the grass so hey what about strategus that shit
is real fun hey i digress let me just go make another trading run wait no fuck it i quit
this game sucks aint no fun remember when we used to have strat battles me neither so i
reminisce with rap battles while chadz is off shaking his babys rattle
how about you go buff ranged until no one with melee skills remain another thing that brings
this game down is the autobalancer fucking up every round heh, heh, 20 cav on one team cuz i
dont know what the fuck balance means
yeah you can mute me or ban me from irc thats ok censorship is the EU way
i understand what means to take a stand proud twice as tall as all you trolls
i'm dropping lines likes bombs over germany, total war on your industry,
leavin you with the seeds of democracy, born again out the womb of lady liberty,
EU was a shit stain until the marshal plan fed you with grain, now all we got left is a
bunch of arrogant nationalists who try to devise ways to revise the way their lives were
shaped by us in america you can trust god bless the usa god bless the usa
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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chadz iz badz
but I like statville social eel farming sim.
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free canada
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smooth you think you are a pro
posting scoreboard dot j pegs but we all know
you are a crutcher on your cataphract
without that horse you are fuckin whack
compare you to me and it's really sad
considering my name starts with bad
i'm anything but that in comparison to you
if you are on the other team i say phew
cause i don't wanna carry scrubs to a multiplier
when i go to couch you scream ceasefire
but i kill you anyway it's just too easy
when i'm against you you must feel queasy
i have one hundred more ping than you on N A one
yet i still own your scores just for fun
i got in chaos you got in l l j k
i hope you enjoy goons screaming i'm gay
cause thats all you gonna get until you go to the big league
but i bet if you were there you just couldn't succeed
can't take the pressure of having pro skills
only thing you got is alot of teamkills
even i r l i'm much better than you
you have one girlfriend i've got two
you pathetic fat nerd singing on your chair
i don't have a mic i just don't care
text to speech is where it's at
cause not all of us need to chat
to spergs in a medieval simulator
you just got burned i'm like a fuckin incinerator
~PEACE~
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speaking like you preachin prophecy but everything you know u stole from me
pretty easy to grind crpg when you subside on socialist salary
talking big but you aint even got a mic you got no voice and you expect people to like,
what you do or what you got your lucky youre english or by now youd get shot
but chavs are like rats they die and come back a dozen a day ill pad my stats with you anyway
all you know about america you learned from mel gibson,
and we all know hes been tippin, back drinks and hating jews
and so should you go wreck a car oh wait you dont drive how do you even survive?
thats right you live in a welfare state getting rich quick off me runnin the marketplace
get carried some more when you post your score
board.jpegs trying to impress but maybe you should give it a rest
you bought your lance off a handout
u a dependent that was never in doubt
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Warning NA thread! low lvl intelligence detected, might be contageous, keep away!
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smooth you think you are a pro
posting scoreboard dot j pegs but we all know
you are a crutcher on your cataphract
without that horse you are fuckin whack
compare you to me and it's really sad
considering my name starts with bad
i'm anything but that in comparison to you
if you are on the other team i say phew
cause i don't wanna carry scrubs to a multiplier
when i go to couch you scream ceasefire
but i kill you anyway it's just too easy
when i'm against you you must feel queasy
i have one hundred more ping than you on N A one
yet i still own your scores just for fun
i got in chaos you got in l l j k
i hope you enjoy goons screaming i'm gay
cause thats all you gonna get until you go to the big league
but i bet if you were there you just couldn't succeed
can't take the pressure of having pro skills
only thing you got is alot of teamkills
even i r l i'm much better than you
you have one girlfriend i've got two
you pathetic fat nerd singing on your chair
i don't have a mic i just don't care
text to speech is where it's at
cause not all of us need to chat
to spergs in a medieval simulator
you just got burned i'm like a fuckin incinerator
~PEACE~
Fuckin beautiful bad, made me jizz my pants, and props to smooth too.
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troll troll spam spam
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Warning NA thread! low lvl intelligence detected, might be contageous, keep away!
Warning EU poster detected! Incoming old as shit American stereotype jokes that have been unfunny since their creation
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you spit too much...
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if anyone wants to step up now's your chance
i'm giving you more time than you'd get before my lance
comes couching you through your computer screen and
the only noise you hear is your girlish scream
cuz you got couched at spawn bro
better GTX and G T F O
this here is an american thread cuz its true better dead then red
downvote my posts and then boast about how you're so great
but then the server turns to flat plains and my screen is turning green
with all the names im lancing, all the dangerous runs im taking
to carry my team something you can only dream of
the american dream
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Warning EU poster detected! Incoming old as shit American stereotype jokes that have been unfunny since their creation
yes its quite easy isnt it, just have to call u fat, dumb or drop some retarded shit about 911 and you get pissed.
im just borred and trolling so ye bring on the EU jokes.
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Fuckin beautiful bad, made me jizz my pants, and props to smooth too.
You should hear it in text to chat. rofl.
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WORDS
you think youre american but youre really not
you are a socialist hippy smoking pot
im more of a patriot than you will ever be
i love america like it is my own country
your lyrics should be criminalized
cause reading them hurts my eyes
and my brain they are just so hard to understand
pretty funny considering you come from this land
your verses dont make any sense
you have no opinions of your own you just sit on the fence
i come from a communist 3rd would country
yet im more intelligent than you and everyone can see
im a lyrical mastermind
fight back and soon you will find
that im a genius with limitless ability
while all you can do is sing with futility
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you think youre american but youre really not
you are a socialist hippy smoking pot
im more of a patriot than you will ever be
i love america like it is my own country
your lyrics should be criminalized
cause reading them hurts my eyes
and my brain they are just so hard to understand
pretty funny considering you come from this land
your verses dont make any sense
you have no opinions of your own you just sit on the fence
i come from a communist 3rd would country
yet im more intelligent than you and everyone can see
im a lyrical mastermind
fight back and soon you will find
that im a genius with limitless ability
while all you can do is sing with futility
Badplayer thinking up some lines to try to make up for the UK's crimes
getting fat on steam sale noobs posting scoreboards cuz you got something to prove
but my lines are tightening the noose you gasp for air and i say 'owned, noob'
now your life is flashing before your eyes and you see each and every other guy
you slept with, too much to count, you've been molested inside and out
youre a chav and you got a knife but I got my HDTV my +3 gear and a life
here to steal all my thunder cuz he can't get any other
crediblity, except when he leeches off me in the melee
why don't you uninstall it'll be a favor to us all
nobody wants a cav crutcher cuz when i have a 2 hand im the butcher
and youre the beef a stupid cow i've squeezed more sense out of a sham wow
you and everyone i'll see you on duel gonna bloody your nose and make you a fool
got my mw german and i know how to thrust, even the best think damn that guy is tough
dont quit your day job as cav cuz when you respec you lose all respect
i'm a renaissance man i play all the classes
no matter what i do im kicking asses
step up man now's your chance
btw bitch you just got outlanced
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Badplayer thinking up some lines to try to make up for the UK's crimes
getting fat on steam sale noobs posting scoreboards cuz you got something to prove
but my lines are tightening the noose you gasp for air and i say 'owned, noob'
now your life is flashing before your eyes and you see each and every other guy
you slept with, too much to count, you've been molested inside and out
youre a chav and you got a knife but I got my HDTV my +3 gear and a life
here to steal all my thunder cuz he can't get any other
crediblity, except when he leeches off me in the melee
why don't you uninstall it'll be a favor to us all
nobody wants a cav crutcher cuz when i have a 2 hand im the butcher
and youre the beef a stupid cow i've squeezed more sense out of a sham wow
you and everyone i'll see you on duel gonna bloody your nose and make you a fool
got my mw german and i know how to thrust, even the best think damn that guy is tough
dont quit your day job as cav cuz when you respec you lose all respect
i'm a renaissance man i play all the classes
no matter what i do im kicking asses
step up man now's your chance
btw bitch you just got outlanced
i try to take your raps seriously
but your lyrics sound like complete idiocy
i read them aloud with your nasally voice
and your insults just make me laugh and rejoice
youre just a white nerd pretending to be an MC
well i'm telling you now don't try fuck with me
ill own you in real life just like i own you in game
as a 2hander u should be called spammer it would be a fitting name
and as archer call yourself inaccurate cause thats what u are
cant hit a fucking thing no matter if its near or far
and worst of all as cataphract crutching cav
i see you try and lance and all i do is laugh
like i said before when you make these claims
try and back them up cause bitch this is where i reign
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chadz wins xD
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i try to take your raps seriously
but your lyrics sound like complete idiocy
i read them aloud with your nasally voice
and your insults just make me laugh and rejoice
youre just a white nerd pretending to be an MC
well i'm telling you now don't try fuck with me
ill own you in real life just like i own you in game
as a 2hander u should be called spammer it would be a fitting name
and as archer call yourself inaccurate cause thats what u are
cant hit a fucking thing no matter if its near or far
and worst of all as cataphract crutching cav
i see you try and lance and all i do is laugh
like i said before when you make these claims
try and back them up cause bitch this is where i reign
what is that a new round started? all it sounded like was a chav overseas that farted
well here I am bitch what do I start with? how about your lack of showmanship
contrived, air dried, stale and recycled
my flow is heavier then ur menstrual cycle
I got this far but I had to stop cuz I was told my topic got locked
moved to spam by the man what a god damned sham
this thread is protected by the freedom of speech
cuz i'm the one percent and you're all beneath
I wake up and salute the flag hop on EU_1 and couch some euromy old friends
nerf cav, ban NA! but i'm gonna keep going anyways
cuz every day is a new way to hear lines about how much americans weigh
and i laugh it off cuz those lines are trash it stings no more then my genital rash
hey at least i'm getting laid while you're making posts trying to see who can -1 me the most
suck it nerds this shit is legit I'm riding till I die or get bored and quit
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FUCKING FIRE, SMOOTH.
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what is that a new round started? all it sounded like was a chav overseas that farted
well here I am bitch what do I start with? how about your lack of showmanship
contrived, air dried, stale and recycled
my flow is heavier then ur menstrual cycle
I got this far but I had to stop cuz I was told my topic got locked
moved to spam by the man what a god damned sham
this thread is protected by the freedom of speech
cuz i'm the one percent and you're all beneath
I wake up and salute the flag hop on EU_1 and couch some euromy old friends
nerf cav, ban NA! but i'm gonna keep going anyways
cuz every day is a new way to hear lines about how much americans weigh
and i laugh it off cuz those lines are trash it stings no more then my genital rash
hey at least i'm getting laid while you're making posts trying to see who can -1 me the most
suck it nerds this shit is legit I'm riding till I die or get bored and quit
i would reply back and own you right here
but ive gotta go for a while so i'll just leave you with fear
fear of my rhymes that destroy your reality
cause everything you say is just a massive fallacy
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smooth you think you are a pro
posting scoreboard dot j pegs but we all know
you are a crutcher on your cataphract
without that horse you are fuckin whack
compare you to me and it's really sad
considering my name starts with bad
i'm anything but that in comparison to you
if you are on the other team i say phew
cause i don't wanna carry scrubs to a multiplier
when i go to couch you scream ceasefire
but i kill you anyway it's just too easy
when i'm against you you must feel queasy
i have one hundred more ping than you on N A one
yet i still own your scores just for fun
i got in chaos you got in l l j k
i hope you enjoy goons screaming i'm gay
cause thats all you gonna get until you go to the big league
but i bet if you were there you just couldn't succeed
can't take the pressure of having pro skills
only thing you got is alot of teamkills
even i r l i'm much better than you
you have one girlfriend i've got two
you pathetic fat nerd singing on your chair
i don't have a mic i just don't care
text to speech is where it's at
cause not all of us need to chat
to spergs in a medieval simulator
you just got burned i'm like a fuckin incinerator
~PEACE~
you think youre american but youre really not
you are a socialist hippy smoking pot
im more of a patriot than you will ever be
i love america like it is my own country
your lyrics should be criminalized
cause reading them hurts my eyes
and my brain they are just so hard to understand
pretty funny considering you come from this land
your verses dont make any sense
you have no opinions of your own you just sit on the fence
i come from a communist 3rd would country
yet im more intelligent than you and everyone can see
im a lyrical mastermind
fight back and soon you will find
that im a genius with limitless ability
while all you can do is sing with futility
i try to take your raps seriously
but your lyrics sound like complete idiocy
i read them aloud with your nasally voice
and your insults just make me laugh and rejoice
youre just a white nerd pretending to be an MC
well i'm telling you now don't try fuck with me
ill own you in real life just like i own you in game
as a 2hander u should be called spammer it would be a fitting name
and as archer call yourself inaccurate cause thats what u are
cant hit a fucking thing no matter if its near or far
and worst of all as cataphract crutching cav
i see you try and lance and all i do is laugh
like i said before when you make these claims
try and back them up cause bitch this is where i reign
i would reply back and own you right here
but ive gotta go for a while so i'll just leave you with fear
fear of my rhymes that destroy your reality
cause everything you say is just a massive fallacy
It's like badplayer going 42-0 on the battle server. Mad shit man! 8-)
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SUCH MAJESTY
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lets give this battle a break, call it intermission
cuz when i let loose its like nuclear fission
splitting the atom aint nothing like cutting a verse
if i kept up these lines i'd destroy the universe
so i'll give you some time to sleep off your despair
cuz you can't get a good score without all those repairs
its alright i was once like you
somewhere around the age of two
infantile in everything you do
babby needs his mommy? yeah i lanced her too
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Rannepear likes this.
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Now make a instrumental version of it!
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This is fucking funny as fuck, Smoothrich I love you.
Free Bradley Manning!
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http://youtu.be/egUDYu_qmL0
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Bad and Smooth you think you're witty
You're really not
I'll crush you all with a teeny pot
You think you can rep the US of A
but really you're both just a disgrace
I love you both, 'tis is true
but I just want to say fuck you
I dont have to try
You two are fools
I'll run circles around you screaming "ABDUL"
with a wicked rhyme
you'll both be dead
you'll wonder what just happened inside your head
but inside you both know the truth
that mechanix is better than you
and one day you'll think
this can't be real
but i'll punch you in the face
and show you the deal.
BITCH
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Mechanix you suck at rapping
You should go back to fapping
To fat sweaty naked men
SWAG
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So what if I fap
I'll slap you with my hat
and make you sit where you sat
cause really you're just fat
so shut your mouth
before i pillage your house
SWAG ME OUT BITCH
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don't quit your day job just yet mechanix
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/cry
I'm not really in the rapping mood. It's better when I'm drunk, I swear.
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http://tindeck.com/listen/hqcs
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http://tindeck.com/listen/hqcs
I'm thinking I like this new trend.
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And now make another rep which says that Europe is better than USA pigs :) :D
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applause
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Why did you remove the video Smooth!!! :?: :!: :?:
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/cry
I'm not really in the rapping mood. It's better when I'm drunk, I swear.
Well, it can't be worse.
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Fuck.
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Now Dezi's stepping on the stage to make you pathetic 'mericans rage
'Cause all I'm seeing when I'm reading is your clear lack of age
You should step outside for a while, and play a game of tags.
Just stop fapping to eachothers' rapping you str-crutching my old friends.
Your level of skill is so low, even with NA server ping
you get owned by me, like you got owned by Ho Chi Minh
Oh sorry, should I stop?
You gonna rage and troll and flame?
So what?
You couldn't even get that little bitch Assange to shut up.
About you never-ending failures.
Really? You can't stand up and debate?
Instead you shoot children
And then whine about Cablegate
You bring nothing to the table
And if you do, it's got a label:
"Made in China"
Are you just unable?
To get laid, yep that's what I said.
All you do is sit on a dong.
Oh I forgot.
At one time, you actually got fucked
By the Viet-Cong
I'm going to stop now, you little twats'll probably call in the fed's.
I understand you are jelly
Here in Sweden we got chicks with breasts the size of your heads
Rocking meatballs all day
IKEA and free healthcare all the way.
That's all I have to say.
PEACE!
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LOL'D HARD DEZI :D
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You removed the video? I'm so mad.
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He got embarrassed, and rightly so.
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http://tindeck.com/listen/hqcs
I think I would have rather listened to Stephen Hawking rap this. You sound like Robo-Cop, were he sitting on the toilet taking a shit and talking to his probation officer on the phone at the same time.