I like Voso... the rest of you can fall off a cliff for all I care. <3
xD but veluca is a rhodok cityYa were like 2/3 years old and were a native clan. But for rp elements we be exciles =[
Ya were like 2/3 years old and were a native clan. But for rp elements we be exciles =[
Another Chaos-like thread in the making :rolleyes:
Rob continues to have the most epic facial hair ever.not true he cut it off i now clam the most epic facial hair!!!
not true he cut it off i now clam the most epic facial hair!!!lol yes my Hamulten is correct.
Voso left because he wanted to be a bandit
Another Chaos-like thread in the making :rolleyes:
Oh great Hobbertons, in my time sadness (Voso [na still love you and best of luck in your endeavors]) I have elected you as our great lame-o of our most beautiful nation of Veluca.
CLEVER POINTSIndeed
/queer.Imma queer.
Oh god no.....
So far im just confusadid
Stop adding to it D=You just hate me ...
Rob are udressing up as luigi for halloween? cuz that stash has got to go bro... the beard was much betterHater!
you guys are awful. "Recruiting US"... go fuck yourselves... you may as well disband and join USA clan. horrible people... all of you.lol canadians
p.s. your flag is stupid! :Dlol you're obviously trolling, I dont even want to get in to how your flag has just a leaf on it lol
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Lol silly tacobell ppl thoes are the only realz Mexicanz
I feel proud that I can somewhat understand what you two are saying without a translator :D
Why oh why must Malk be Malk.
id be better if some dick didnt keep leading me on with promises of saints row 2 co-op.
dick
dick
id be better if some dick didnt keep leading me on with promises of saints row 2 co-op.
what dicks. lets genocide them together phantom. but first you have to play an entire co-op game of saints row 2 with me.
voso you make me wet
voso you make me wet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-VX6p4hQ5UIdk i think it be leather with crotch zippers.
GROOVY DOGS THEME SONG
whoever can get me out of this depressive state i'm in wins my affection.
I got to hold Aaron Bruno's hand for 10 seconds and touched his bum when he was crowd surfing.
oh my GOD YOU BETTER NOT HAVE WASHED YOUR HANDS.
you just made me more sad, i wanted to touch his butt too :[
When he was holding his hand he looked right in my eyes. You should be mega jelly. I may put up some pictures when I get time.So you're saying you have pictures of you holding his butt, and him looking in your eyes?
So you're saying you have pictures of you holding his butt, and him looking in your eyes?
When he was holding his hand he looked right in my eyes. You should be mega jelly. I may put up some pictures when I get time.
Who is Aaron Bruno?????Click me! (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Aaron+Bruno)
Here's one of mine, you saw him in Arizona I'm assuming? Might see him again when he goes to Wisconsin(click to show/hide)
I was closer to the stage!!Just because no one in Arizona cares :P
I was closer to the stage!!
Just because no one in Arizona cares :P
god rob its bad that brit made you shave your grand beard but now you post a pic of your face :(lol na she liked it, had to shave it for a job
Greetings from Ulburban!Greetings back from Jayek!
Skyrim is crack ... anyone esle effected?Who isn't?
fuck Skyrim, I play Saints Row 3 Mutha Fucka!Matey ... give into it! YOU prove nothing being stubborn other than your a tool (buy it for me?)!
TKoV slumber party tonite at Hobb's house!!!
All our invited (plz no sandusI love you)
bring ur laptop n ur pillow cuz were waking up at the butt-crack of dawn to play crpg
TKoV slumber party tonite at Hobb's house!!!
All our invited (plz no sandusI love you)
bring ur laptop n ur pillow cuz were waking up at the butt-crack of dawn to play crpg
Will there be.... skyrim at this slumber party?.....SKYRIM!!!!
SKYRIM!!!!
So Rob (trebor) got a tatoo of the Veluca flag on his arm..... I demand he place the picture on the forums so we can gloat in his achievement and utter stupidity
pics pics pics!I WILL!
YOU GUYS MISS MEH? trololololNO!
mister would you please help my pony? he's chewin' bark and not the leaves. he's cryin like a baby won't you help him? I think it's his lungWhat would u have us doo?
So Rob (trebor) got a tatoo of the Veluca flag on his arm..... I demand he place the picture on the forums so we can gloat in his achievement and utter stupidity
Oh Robbie, you didn't?Oh I did oh great one.
Please tell me you didn't. :(
Oh Robbie, you did?
Because that's boss as fuck. :)
FIXED.Lol thank you baby!
FIXED.
That's a stack of fuck shit on top of itself nigga.
stack of fuck shit on top of itselfi was all, where duh hayl dis FOB learn that
nigga.
nigga.Where in the world did you learn such language.
bitch please, let's break this sentence down:
- When you said, i was all, where duh hayl dis FOB learn that
- and THEN when you said Where in the world did you learn such language.
From you. and the video you sent me of my little pony rapping.
I have done no such thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfZTr8zMsc&feature=relatedD=
Via Zoleta circa May 2011
D=
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MARK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
BEHOLD ALL FELLOW CALRADIANS!kight took a pic of it when we where in TC.........
I might take a pic tomorrow of the GRAND Velucan Flag on meh arm!
I managed to get a few screenies of your glorious King in the Castle siege the other day. This was his response to the constant retreats to lock the castle down.All's i have to say is WIN!(click to show/hide)
Btw hope you all like my pit pubes.(click to show/hide)
Robbie! You've ruined your handsome body?!Four years my love ... FOUR LONG FUCKING YEARS with thees ass holes, its like my Dog Tags lol
WHY?!!
oh and on a side note: http://youtu.be/LDAc8wOnoH0 Enjoy!
you're dead to meI dont care LOOK AT MY INK!
On a quick side note till i get to my main point.
Trist just told me bout it .. its pertty epic ...All's i have to say is WIN!Btw hope you all like my pit pubes.(click to show/hide)
THE SWORD IS CROOKED.
THE SWORD IS CROOKED.I know its when i flex, big muscles ;D
join this clan it's funHells ya!
we've got so many activities that we do with eachother
In other, news, spice is now illegal I'm pretty sure.THANK GOD! Its about frikin time.
hallelujah to the masses
In other, news, spice is now illegal I'm pretty sure.
hallelujah to the masses
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHRIS.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHRIS.
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Babies can't swim but they float, like a dead body.Not if you feed it rocks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI 8-)Oh no my childhood PE class relived!
installing dat swtor as we speak mah niggaswut
wut
Hamiler... where did you get that picture of Syls?!?!?!we where at one of thos canadian french wine bread things and he was like hamiler fast take a pic of me i cant rember the rest
Robert got no musclesleave my tubby lard out of this
Love you guys
Who should i message about joining?Me, and I LOVE YOU BONG!
don't join we suckShh cant tell ppl our secret!
don't join we sucki know my last k:d was 14/88 so
Sup Tkov! When you gonna add Knights to your name hmm?? Loki cant hurt u now! Neither can Tears! :mrgreen:hellz na nugglits. Weve been a Kingdom for way to long now =3
hellz na nugglits. Weve been a Kingdom for way to long now =3
wait what???Yes
Yes
ay bitch hold dis ear right quick idk what 2 do wid it
hellz na nugglits. Weve been a Kingdom for way to long now =3
Free bump for my friends at TKoV.lol well Strats just boring now were playing other thangs right now but ja were gona get back into crpg! =D
P.S. Quit playing Strategus so much, I miss your shield walls and tactics in NA1.
Tanken
you are all inferior=[
you are all inferior
The Kingdom of Veluca is now under the holy guidance of Pope Antonius LXIX. We are looking for soldiers of the Cross to become my newly created Papal Guards. If you love our Father, the Creator, then you may apply to become one of my guards.wut
- Pope Antonius LXIX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E5KC1E5NyR0This is basically how TKoV teaches its members just so you all know.
my quote kicks your quote's assno
we have a fail clan thread. Its just gay tkov bumpingare you sure?
#FailClan
This is the worst clan thread ever.
This is the worst clan thread ever.
This is the worst clan thread ever.
voso still has his even gayer 1. let us laught at him
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Showin some love to Veluca!
Showin some love to Veluca!
I like ur saggy tits, now post mine!!!visitors can't see pics , please register or login
We dont need your charity bitch!!
Dont you have your own whore of a thread to spam ur ejaculate in??
Love u, long live the green
Nice pictures, Trebor.thx =]
thx =]
Welcome to all our new recruits:
Skor
TanukiTaco
Russo
COLT45
Thomas
Hope you guys enjoy our strange and fucked up clan!
We give give u 1 job.... And u wonder why rob doesnt make a pic
Welcome also
Phyar
Hamond
Jubzilla
Im srry tris doesnt know u
We give give u 1 job.... And u wonder why rob doesnt make a pic
Welcome also
Phyar
Hamond
Jubzilla
Im srry tris doesnt know u
Ya listen to coy tris, im pretty sure shes agreeing with me :p
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bluetherhood
Cant wait to do nothing but play crpg on spring break =/
fixedthank you hobb
Can't wait til I graduate more like it. forreal I'm goin on so many adventures after school endsDo it to it!
Lo there do I see my brethren. Lo there do I see my cav support and my spammers and my archers. Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the Halls of Spec, where the brave may watch...forever.13th warrior?
update the page or get a secretarylol i know i need one ... fucking classes and teaching are my life =[
I really like the hunger games movie adaptation. maybe more than the bookIm reading the book now, cuz a vag told me to =P
anyone going to be around 3:30 pm est who can sign up for my battle. Slanted and Muki said they will be retreating but I need 1-2 people to go so my side is not a no show (I will be working). Could any TKups help me out?Ima try my hubbie, but i doubt it ... i get out of class then =/
Thanks
Ohay
Im still waiting for rob to draw me like one of his french girls. :(Btw tonight you shall have it =], im finishing da rest of da drallingit right now. Just for you babe.
Im reading the book now, cuz a vag told me to =P
I heard the movie was total crap tho =S
My Days of Conquest and power are long over since my defeat! Luckily there still is a King left in the North worthy to serve! I WarChief BoneSaw, son of BoneCrusher and Lord to House HoC(Hounds of Chulainn) hereby bend my Knee to King Robert(TKoV), the last Lion of Veluca and true defender of the North. King Robert you have my Hounds if I have your protection.
Long live the North! Where men have frost on their beards and the women do too!
As Steward of our great kingdom, i accept your oath, as our king is to busy whoring, ensuring the line of Trebor I continues. We look forward to working with you guys.Ey, I be bedding and entering as many wonderful woman as possible. As my sharp Steward as mentioned I must keep on making as many heirs as possible. And, YES, welcome oh brother of war.
Ey, I be bedding and entering as many wonderful woman as possible. As my sharp Steward as mentioned I must keep on making as many heirs as possible. And, YES, welcome oh brother of war.
lies. Robert is a one woman man.
One woman, but many menNa one woman with the consent to bang, and squeeze my penis into many woman. And of course you mt Tristie Poo ;D
Na one woman with the consent to bang, and squeeze my penis into many woman. And of course you mt Tristie Poo ;D
Congratulations on your new castle!Why tank you, and just so yall know.
Remember what i said about the children rob...
Bless be the fool that reads naughty thoughts into this..
i'm 100% business.
i been busy working on new ones, i assure you.Thank you oh master of song Engurrand, you are always welcome to the Velucan halls
we're so poplarwe are?
i'm baaaaaaaaaak
rob i want my looms back=[ but .. but ...
what the hell is a tazer?
Knight: ak, ryan, scrubbin, panda, habb, bongloader
my old friend: tazer, goat
Our national hymn:
O Veluca!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Veluca, we stand on guard for thee.
Armağan keep our land glorious and free!
O Veluca, we stand on guard for thee.
O Veluca, we stand on guard for thee.
Just when I asked Robert to add you to the Honorary heroes of Veluca :|... Im taking him off ...
I've saved Trebor's avatar and put it in my masturbation folder.Thank you ... I know I am now loved
I've saved Trebor's avatar and put it in my masturbation folder.
Just when I asked Robert to add you to the Honorary heroes of Veluca :|
gaynice job syls.
Wai yall hatin on meh =[BECAUSE YOUR SEXY IS TURNIN' THEM ON!!
Guise! We're on tv!So amazing ... i luld sooo hard at that point.
http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/%28video%29-and-the-ugliest-crpg-player-of-2012-goes-too/msg606421/#msg606421 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/%28video%29-and-the-ugliest-crpg-player-of-2012-goes-too/msg606421/#msg606421)
We all knew you had it in you warponeyz.
The morning gloom finally began to part, the dawning sun banishing the creeping mist to shadows cast by jutting, craggy ridges. The sound of horns and drums interrupted the normally serene silence of the hinterland morning. Men could be seen on either side of a long, flat expanse of grass and rock, struggling against the morning chill to assume some semblance of formation under colors and banner.
"It's fucking cold. Why the fuck are we up so early?"
The grumbling complaint was issued some distance from the masses of infantry, where two men sat upon steed, lances lazily rested across saddle pommel as they surveyed the slow procession of men from sleeping quarters to battle lines.
"Because the King wanted to catch them with their breeches down."
The simple response was given, though the blue-clad italian himself would've preferred a few more hours of sleep and a sun higher in the sky than the biting chill the two faced this morning.
"Fat fucking good it did, what with them thinking to do the same. Fucking civilized cunts, always trying to outsmart the other. It fucking stinks. To hell with this smelly countryside." the other mounted man at arms replied in his usual uncouth manner.
The two, despite being battle brothers, were at times opposites. The italian's mount a fleet, white courser of fine bloodlines, a noble steed bred for speed and stamina. The other man sat astride a behemoth of horse flesh, a thickly boned beast of belgian bloodlines, though little of the actual steed could be seen under the thickly scaled layer of cataphract armor the uncouth barbarian seemed to prefer.
Even in uniform, the two differed. The italian preferred his simple helmet, open save for nasal guard to allow for greater visibility at the gallop, easier to lance one's target he always argued. A blue tunic over simple chain mail was his standard adornment, the crest of kingdom Veluca ever present as well as a smaller patch displaying his family crest, the House Orsini.
The other man was encased in so much iron and steel, it was a miracle he could so much as turn in the saddle to face his comrade, heavy plate over chain over leather over padded cloth. He was too pretty to risk injury, was the sarcastic excuse the northern man often offered. For a helm, he wore an archaic Scandinavian helm with nasal and eye protection, an homage to his ancestors.
"It smells just fine. You drank too much, retched on yourself, and fell asleep with the hounds." Orsini countered, a wry grin offered to his companion.
The iron-clad man scowled for a moment before snorting deeply, conjuring a mass of mucous and spit to hock out onto the field, then replying, "Well. That would explain the fucking fleas." He grinned, picking lord knows what from the messy tuft of hair growing off his chin.
Just then, trumpets and horn blasted, interrupting the horsemen's banter. With a loud cry, men on either side of the field surged forward, eager to shed blood for king and country. The two horsemen held their ground, though both stallions pawed impatient furrows into the grey brown soil beneath them. The steeds knew their jobs, and the air was charged with adrenaline, both human and equine.
"Look, there goes his bearded majesty. Fucking asshole."
The northern brute nodded to the vanguard, a cadre of blue clad warriors, a frantic charge of sword and spearman led by an exceptionally bearded fellow, who wore no crown but stood apart regardless.
The two men nodded to each other, touching right hand to left forearm, where under armor were three simple but important letters were tattooed. S. M. C. An old knighthood, nay, a brotherhood, nearly gone and forgotten save for these two cavalrymen.
"Die well, brother." were the final words exchanged between the two before the Italian's swift mount exploded into a burst of speed, leaving torn grass and turf behind. The italian knight took his steed fast and around the main battle, using his lance to pick off stragglers and enemy crossbowmen as they attempted to harass and impede the oncoming wave of blue-clad warriors.
As he shook off the still groaning body of an impaled enemy from his lance, the knight Orsini took a moment to check upon his battle brother, whom often took a more straightforward route.
True enough, the iron clad brute had smashed his equally brutish mount directly into the main formation of the enemy charge, disrupting their lines for the benefit of the still oncoming friendly forces. The gigantic Belgian steed, clad in cataphract armor, crushed and knocked aside enemy footmen, barely even slowing in stride as it powered through men, a mad cackle could barely be heard above the crying and shrieking of crushed men.
The Italian knight shook his head as he watched his companion hold his lance brazenly in both hands, high above his head as if to taunt the enemy underfoot, and though he knew his companion was well beyond reach of reasoning or even hearing his words, he muttered them nonetheless.
"At least use your fucking weapon, fool."
damn it dynamike. Why is your profile pic so sexy? It's troubling.
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Can I come trade? :oops:
U can buy some goods, but u cant sell anything. I went over this with Tom cruise already as well. Dont blame me blame the strat mechanics
I like how the name of your TeamSpeak is "TKoV Vent."
I like how the name of your TeamSpeak is "TKoV Vent."
their TS is NOT work safe~, unless of course you work at a gay porn studio
No Diggles, it is not. As a wise man once said (i use the term wise lightly), we Velucans are not ashamed of our bodies, and robert loves to show his off, whether we want him to or not :lol:
What's going on guys? Just letting TKoV know that my app has been submitted. See you guys in vent and in the battlefieldTS yuh yuh!
I wait for proof of the full body shave tho
Fixedmmmmmm
Not only did he shave epicstash he refuses to abdicate the throne till it returns. Might need to assassinate the imposter. need to call the BS council for a vote
Robert does nothing but drink and pleasure himself on the fine selection of Serindier whores, the man can go weeks without leaving his private tavern.
Keeping him distracted is for the best, your people know good and what his majesty is capable of doing.
You're just jealous of my awesome shields Hobb. Plus I have the finest whores in all the lands VE holds. Not sure I have the best in all the lands since there's Remnants along with bird clan. I'm sure the God king has the best whores in all of existence to tend to his baser desires.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvALbLcelw&feature=youtu.be
You nerds gonna step or what?
TKoV is not racist. Martin made a mistake with using a racial slur. He did it because he was upset and most likely wanted to piss you off.
I see that as a mistake since other insults are readily available. He made a mistake in anger. People make mistakes.
Again my opinion and I'm never in TS so I have no idea what exactly happened but I'm assuming anger/frustration/etc. Anyway this is all my opinion and not a opinion of the overall TKoV community unless Hobb, Trebor, Trist and/or Syls say so.
This is more than a mistake, it's purely a disregard of how it affects people. Martin obviously doesn't care either, as you saw in the posts (look at general off topic).Apologize to you cuz he called you "that" or apologize to the community for being a racist fuck? 8-)
I'd be willing to let all this breeze over and delete my posts if he would directly apologize. But I believe his pride hinders him of doing that.
Thanks for showing up at the battle tonight guys, you did great and helped us take out as many tickets as we could despite the fact that all odds were against us.
Again my opinion and I'm never in TS so I have no idea what exactly happened but I'm assuming anger/frustration/etc. Anyway this is all my opinion and not a opinion of the overall TKoV community unless Hobb, Trebor, Trist and/or Syls say so.[\b]
Goat will be very disapointed in you taser.
I'm not Joan_of_Arc. Lol
This is exactly what I'm talking about, some people DON'T care, when they really should. Racial slurs and acts of racism shouldn't be ok on the internet.
Thanks for showing up at the battle tonight guys, you did great and helped us take out as many tickets as we could despite the fact that all odds were against us.
Yes lets do this. While we are at it, lets not make jokes that make fun of homosexuality, people with downs syndrome,autistic people, folks with aspergers syndrome,people with little to no social skills, virgins over the age of 18,girls on the internet,politics,religion and anything else I missed.
This is the internet, man. You are going to run into people who joke like that all of the time. Context is everything, and just because one group of people make some ethnic jokes or throw around some racial slurs does not make them racist. What i saw when I went in there were a bunch of dudes that liked to relax, play the game and have a good time while tossing around all kinds of crude, vulgar humor and there is nothing wrong with that. They also weren't passed telling someone to shut the fuck up or get out when that person was being annoying or obnoxious ..Nothing wrong with that either.
I actually spent alot of time in TKoV vent and to be honest, it wasn't any worse than any other clan I played in. Even that big hairy nerd malke turned out to be a pretty cool dude.
I've never met you personally, but I know TKoV has always had a good number of loud, rowdy guys in there on the reg. I never saw any of them get kicked or banned so that definitely says something about your character right off the bat. For what little relevance it holds,one of TKoV's older, more respected members and I myself are black and we had no troubles in their vent. Walter was also a super cool fucking dude when I talked to him and he was well aware of my ethnicity.
Way to bring up a Native scrim that happened 2 years ago.
Why post it on your front page then?
I will always fight free for Remnant against Velucan, they hired me as a merc before only to drop me later. Their excuse: "Thinning Remnants roster"
http://lamarapprovesofkoolaid.ytmnd.com/You always need mo' Koolaid
H1 1'm f45utWelcome Faust.
if you guys are interested in doing art work or writing for our clan mainly scripted around strategus hit me up sometime. Here is an example of one of my pieces for this stratThis was fucking awesome, Hobb!(click to show/hide)
The only possible good to come of this war, is that maybe this one will finally kill Tristran. The steward who hasn’t stayed in Veluca for twenty years. If truth be told Hobb has never been able to like the man despite their great success together.
DEAR NIGS OF TKOV
Tournament duels? TKoV vs MB??? who's down!?!?!?!?
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Tournament duels? TKoV vs MB??? who's down!?!?!?!?I'm down ;)
Taser,
I trust you are in good health and hope you are as well. Things are dire in the homeland. The empire has crumbled around itself. The factions we trusted with much have betrayed us. HoC has taken much of what lies to the west of the Velucan homeland with claims on a village held by one of our lords. MB left not long after. Currently the empire is in shambles and we need to rebuild what we can. We need you and every man under your command to return to Veluca. Every lord and squire under Veluca is also commanded to do so. The Godking Emperor Robert has commanded me to write this and to send it to you and every lord in order to salvage what we can out of this disaster. His visions of peace in Calradia under his rule have been postponed.
By the way, take a few slaves for Robert as well. He is.. very distressed these days.
In service of the Godking Emperor Robert,
Tristran
Our front page is so out-dated i can't even
I'm still a knight AND a veteran. Rob granted me the honor of being both.
Brave
New
World
It's been a few months since my trip to Maryland and the fallout with TKoV and myself
And I've gotta say...
I miss my Pulse, and his delicious Taco Flavored kisses
I miss Colt and his drunken melodies that soothed even the greatest of beached whales
I miss the Drunken Goats and his burning desire to rule Caladria
I miss Zoleta and his large round eyes not used for squinting
Hobb and his heathen brother destroying mounted foes
That N*gger guy Martin
Tristan and his aptitude for handling all shitty situations
Rob for being that guy
ArcLegos for being my nigga that wasn't a nigga
Bongloader for loading so many bongs that it became a lifestyle
Sleepypanda for discussing some of the most twisted and disturbing sexual scenarios
AK for listening to said disturbing sexual scenarios
Ryan for being a badass plain n' simple
Taser for playing such an important and valued roll in everyone's lives as the token mute.
You Gentlemen are what make gaming communities great!
See ya on the battlefield.
It's been a few months since my trip to Maryland and the fallout with TKoV and myself
And I've gotta say...
I miss my Pulse, and his delicious Taco Flavored kisses
I miss Colt and his drunken melodies that soothed even the greatest of beached whales
I miss the Drunken Goats and his burning desire to rule Caladria
I miss Zoleta and his large round eyes not used for squinting
Hobb and his heathen brother destroying mounted foes
That N*gger guy Martin
Tristan and his aptitude for handling all shitty situations
Rob for being that guy
ArcLegos for being my nigga that wasn't a nigga
Bongloader for loading so many bongs that it became a lifestyle
Sleepypanda for discussing some of the most twisted and disturbing sexual scenarios
AK for listening to said disturbing sexual scenarios
Ryan for being a badass plain n' simple
Taser for playing such an important and valued roll in everyone's lives as the token mute.
You Gentlemen are what make gaming communities great!
See ya on the battlefield.
It's been a few months since my trip to Maryland and the fallout with TKoV and myself
I miss the Drunken Goats and his burning desire to rule Caladria
The fallout is one sided, come back my love. Also I'm not that bloodthirsty. Just mostly, mostly.
dude i'm so tired of this goat shit. a goat is the single most useless creature on this planet. I mean think about it, what do people actually use goats for? Exactly, we don't use goats for any practical means. Nothing, not one thing can be said about the functionality of a goat, especially compared to other farm animals. I guess you can fuck the goats, or eat them, but seriously they are completly useless and It's silly that certain un-named people have to act like goats are something other than the shit stain imbreded farm animals that we all know they are. If you ranked the most irrelevant, un-needed creatures in a list:
455677- sloths
455678- minature horses
50,00000 feet of shit
455678- goats
so please, go fuck yourself goat
dude i'm so tired of this goat shit. a goat is the single most useless creature on this planet. I mean think about it, what do people actually use goats for? Exactly, we don't use goats for any practical means. Nothing, not one thing can be said about the functionality of a goat, especially compared to other farm animals. I guess you can fuck the goats, or eat them, but seriously they are completly useless and It's silly that certain un-named people have to act like goats are something other than the shit stain imbreded farm animals that we all know they are. If you ranked the most irrelevant, un-needed creatures in a list:
455677- sloths
455678- minature horses
50,00000 feet of shit
455678- goats
so please, go fuck yourself goat
So you equate the graceful and noble goat to a miniature horse? -1 sir. I could enumerate the many beneficial qualities goats have imparted upon mankind for the past thousands of years, but I beleive this forum enforces a character limit. I will leave you with this:
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gg. I'd like to see molly or betsy or travis, or whatever ridiculous name you've given your horse this week do that.
I don't miss any of you one bit.
okay, just goat squad
I take back what I said, except for Pulse, Colt, Pabst and Goat... The rest of you... Lets FIGHT!!!!!!
I take back what I said, except for Pulse, Colt, Pabst and Goat... The rest of you... Lets FIGHT!!!!!!
Hai Yall!
tkov never dies