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Title: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on October 16, 2011, 12:27:34 am
This is the Kingdom of Veluca
We hailed from the lands of Veluca and the few survivors of the Kingdom of Swadia left over from the Solamnic Knighthood's (Swadia) crusade against .. (Going to finish later)
We are the men and women of justice, honor, and victory.
We are the new Velucians.
If interested in joining our kingdom apply on our forum (age restriction is a min of 16): http://veluca.freeforums.org/index.php
Our old native thread page: http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,104060.0.html



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The Kingdom of Veluca lays claim to the Wercheg Peninsula.
(Our Borders are Off Limit's Unless Contacted, Violates will be Dealt With)
This includes the villages Odasan, Ruvar, and Jayek along with Alburq Castle, and the city of Wercheg.
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,17932.0.html
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,19781.0.html

To anyone who dares dispute our claims, we will see you on the battlefield.

The Valiant Flag of Veluca and the National Hymn
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Ranks and Members
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Our TeamSpeak Info: (IP) tkov.typefrag.com:16463

History
History of the Kingdom:
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Official Skrim History:
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Honorary Solamnic Knights
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Honorary Heroes of Veluca
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Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Earthdforce on October 16, 2011, 12:30:38 am
New thread! (First post!) Win!
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 16, 2011, 12:31:52 am
Oh sheet paper, that's just sneaky.
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 16, 2011, 12:33:20 am
I like Voso... the rest of you can fall off a cliff for all I care. <3
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Voso on October 16, 2011, 12:35:14 am
I like Voso... the rest of you can fall off a cliff for all I care. <3

Woot woooooot.  8-)

luv u 2 bby
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 16, 2011, 12:44:46 am
Kool Story Bro.
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 16, 2011, 12:48:16 am
He so jelly he jigglin'
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 16, 2011, 12:48:56 am
Oh poo you found me out.
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Xarcenian on October 16, 2011, 12:51:29 am
xD but veluca is a rhodok city
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 16, 2011, 12:56:30 am
xD but veluca is a rhodok city
Ya were like 2/3 years old and were a native clan. But for rp elements we be exciles =[
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Voso on October 16, 2011, 12:59:28 am
Ya were like 2/3 years old and were a native clan. But for rp elements we be exciles =[

Since we are a clan made up of 2 and 3 year olds, we were unable to govern Veluca as their Rhodok sharpshooters were too skilled.

Wercheg however, shall fall victim to our toddler influence.
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 16, 2011, 01:07:33 am
Thats exactly right.
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Earthdforce on October 16, 2011, 01:13:45 am
Another Chaos-like thread in the making  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 16, 2011, 01:38:18 am
Oh Foshizzul ...
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Visconti on October 16, 2011, 02:00:46 pm
Another Chaos-like thread in the making  :rolleyes:

Oh god no.....
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: hamiler on October 18, 2011, 01:29:55 am
eeeeeeeeewWWWWWW a new F****** thread where have i be?
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Daniel on October 18, 2011, 02:22:02 am
Rob continues to have the most epic facial hair ever.
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: hamiler on October 18, 2011, 02:27:27 am
Rob continues to have the most epic facial hair ever.
not true he cut it off i now clam the most epic facial hair!!!
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 18, 2011, 03:04:16 am
not true he cut it off i now clam the most epic facial hair!!!
lol yes my Hamulten is correct.
BUT, I now have en epic stash now homz ... I shall soon show it to you all soon in time.
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 18, 2011, 06:13:00 am
Voso left because he wanted to be a bandit
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Daniel on October 18, 2011, 04:23:32 pm
Voso left because he wanted to be a bandit

/queer.
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: dynamike on October 18, 2011, 07:36:38 pm
Another Chaos-like thread in the making  :rolleyes:

butts.


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Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 18, 2011, 10:10:22 pm
Oh great Hobbertons, in my time sadness (Voso [na still love you and best of luck in your endeavors]) I have elected you as our great herald of our most beautiful nation of Veluca.
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on October 19, 2011, 01:56:46 am
Oh great Hobbertons, in my time sadness (Voso [na still love you and best of luck in your endeavors]) I have elected you as our great lame-o of our most beautiful nation of Veluca.

CLEVER POINTS
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 19, 2011, 02:04:56 am
CLEVER POINTS
Indeed
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Raindorps on October 19, 2011, 03:34:36 am
/queer.
Imma queer.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Hobb on October 19, 2011, 04:25:45 am
no speak inglesh?!?
Title: Re: We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Aseldo on October 19, 2011, 05:11:24 am
Oh god no.....

YES :twisted:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 19, 2011, 05:02:59 pm
So far im just confusadid
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Visconti on October 20, 2011, 04:11:16 am
So far im just confusadid

Stop adding to it D=
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting)
Post by: Trebor on October 20, 2011, 05:56:12 am
Stop adding to it D=
You just hate me ...
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Hobb on October 20, 2011, 05:53:14 pm
Rob are udressing up as luigi for halloween? cuz that stash has got to go bro... the beard was much better
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Trebor on October 20, 2011, 06:57:17 pm
Rob are udressing up as luigi for halloween? cuz that stash has got to go bro... the beard was much better
Hater!
And well if one is looking for a job, one cannot were such a distinguished, time consuming and well groomed piece of facial hair =[
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Hobb on October 20, 2011, 07:39:09 pm
.... so u went with the porn stash instead??
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Matey on October 20, 2011, 08:59:19 pm
you guys are awful. "Recruiting US"... go fuck yourselves... you may as well disband and join USA clan. horrible people... all of you.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Argoth on October 20, 2011, 09:01:43 pm
you guys are awful. "Recruiting US"... go fuck yourselves... you may as well disband and join USA clan. horrible people... all of you.
lol canadians
always jealous of us Americans
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Matey on October 20, 2011, 09:08:11 pm
you caught me. i hate having a higher standard of living, and having a higher life expectancy. i also hate living in a country with a good reputation. i am also clearly jealous of the USAs superior economic practices such as sub-prime mortgages; im also jealous of the USAs amazing proficiency for exploiting immigrants and rapidly expanding the gap between rich and poor. i also wish i had to pay lots of money for health care.

p.s. your flag is stupid!  :D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: SeQuel on October 20, 2011, 09:14:42 pm
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 (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/233/canadarocks.jpg/)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Argoth on October 20, 2011, 09:15:01 pm
p.s. your flag is stupid!  :D
lol you're obviously trolling, I dont even want to get in to how your flag has just a leaf on it lol
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 20, 2011, 09:18:23 pm
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 (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/233/canadarocks.jpg/)

That is a nice looking flag.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Matey on October 20, 2011, 09:19:10 pm
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 (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/233/canadarocks.jpg/)

what crack you on argoth? do you not see the 2 red bars? "just a maple leaf" he says. pff. stop being ignant.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Trebor on October 20, 2011, 09:42:42 pm
Hell ya only US players we only what the best ya know. I mean the only good Canadians are em french one's and that one kid over there in Bolton (aka Chris or the Great Ors[hes not that great]).
God matey you know that all you guys do is just live in igloos and traverse vast nothingness of snow. We just settle everywhere and kill shit. Hell we killed the chocolate chip cookies.
USA! USA!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Matey on October 20, 2011, 10:15:08 pm
USA_DoucheTrebor_AMERICA
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: SeQuel on October 20, 2011, 10:59:04 pm
USA_DoucheTrebor_AMERICA

^

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US)
Post by: Trebor on October 21, 2011, 12:15:46 am
Fuck ja!
Love you matey!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Visconti on October 23, 2011, 07:49:47 am
Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians.... WHAT ABOUT MEXICANS BRO
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Matey on October 23, 2011, 08:27:56 am
i dont believe in mexicans. you just made them up!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Visconti on October 23, 2011, 09:09:55 am
They're here, hiding... climbing in your windows... snatching your people up.....
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: JihadistMexican on October 23, 2011, 07:41:45 pm
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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on October 23, 2011, 07:47:35 pm
Lol silly tacobell ppl thoes are the only realz Mexicanz
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on October 23, 2011, 08:32:40 pm
Lol silly tacobell ppl thoes are the only realz Mexicanz

ROBERTO SE DICE ANTONIO HABLA ESPANOL NUNCA
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: JihadistMexican on October 23, 2011, 08:40:58 pm
No! Yo hablo mucho espanol! Tu eres el nino que hablas nada espanol!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Earthdforce on October 23, 2011, 08:58:56 pm
I feel proud that I can somewhat understand what you two are saying without a translator :D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: JihadistMexican on October 23, 2011, 09:02:57 pm
I feel proud that I can somewhat understand what you two are saying without a translator :D

:D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on October 23, 2011, 09:06:16 pm
ya gosta be multi-lingual to be multi-winning
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on October 27, 2011, 02:01:37 pm
Join MAHH
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on October 28, 2011, 06:15:45 pm
Why oh why must Malk be Malk.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Voso on October 28, 2011, 06:40:22 pm
Why oh why must Malk be Malk.

Malke? You es loco.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on October 28, 2011, 08:51:24 pm
in an asian slur malk is mark lols
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on October 29, 2011, 01:51:21 pm
sirknight fuck this big mexican flag lol. my browser lags the fuck up whenever i'm trying to scroll down super fast
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on October 31, 2011, 01:39:04 am
lulz i know
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 02, 2011, 05:25:02 pm
So how are all the cRPG'ers this fine day
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Matey on November 02, 2011, 10:39:16 pm
id be better if some dick didnt keep leading me on with promises of saints row 2 co-op.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 02, 2011, 11:17:37 pm
id be better if some dick didnt keep leading me on with promises of saints row 2 co-op.

dick
dick
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 03, 2011, 08:28:22 pm
=[
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: PhantomZero on November 04, 2011, 01:34:59 am
id be better if some dick didnt keep leading me on with promises of saints row 2 co-op.

These guys do that alot, i've been waiting months for an EU3 game.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Matey on November 04, 2011, 01:36:18 am
what dicks. lets genocide them together phantom. but first you have to play an entire co-op game of saints row 2 with me.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 04, 2011, 06:03:37 am
I love you matey!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Voso on November 04, 2011, 06:15:58 am
what dicks. lets genocide them together phantom. but first you have to play an entire co-op game of saints row 2 with me.

Oh man Matey, why didn't you tell me sooner?

I happen to love Saints Row 2 and I also just so happen to have it for computer. ;]
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 05, 2011, 03:49:04 am
voso you make me wet
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Visconti on November 05, 2011, 05:15:21 am
voso you make me wet

lol
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Voso on November 05, 2011, 06:31:49 am
voso you make me wet

I know baby, I know.  8-)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 05, 2011, 05:40:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-VX6p4hQ5U

GROOVY DOGS THEME SONG
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 05, 2011, 06:37:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-VX6p4hQ5U

GROOVY DOGS THEME SONG
Idk i think it be leather with crotch zippers.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 05, 2011, 11:13:46 pm
the groovy dogs do anything they want
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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 06, 2011, 06:08:20 pm
whoever can get me out of this depressive state i'm in wins my affection.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 06, 2011, 07:17:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0JbK8IX24U&feature=youtube_gdata
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 06, 2011, 07:26:31 pm
whoever can get me out of this depressive state i'm in wins my affection.

I got to hold Aaron Bruno's hand for 10 seconds and touched his bum when he was crowd surfing.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 06, 2011, 08:53:11 pm
I got to hold Aaron Bruno's hand for 10 seconds and touched his bum when he was crowd surfing.

oh my GOD YOU BETTER NOT HAVE WASHED YOUR HANDS.

you just made me more sad, i wanted to touch his butt too :[
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 06, 2011, 10:14:52 pm
oh my GOD YOU BETTER NOT HAVE WASHED YOUR HANDS.

you just made me more sad, i wanted to touch his butt too :[

When he was holding his hand he looked right in my eyes. You should be mega jelly. I may put up some pictures when I get time.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Earthdforce on November 06, 2011, 10:52:46 pm
When he was holding his hand he looked right in my eyes. You should be mega jelly. I may put up some pictures when I get time.
So you're saying you have pictures of you holding his butt, and him looking in your eyes?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 06, 2011, 10:57:22 pm
So you're saying you have pictures of you holding his butt, and him looking in your eyes?

I wish.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 07, 2011, 01:55:49 am
When he was holding his hand he looked right in my eyes. You should be mega jelly. I may put up some pictures when I get time.

That's right. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Keshian on November 07, 2011, 02:01:09 am
Who is Aaron Bruno?????
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Earthdforce on November 07, 2011, 02:03:02 am
Who is Aaron Bruno?????
Click me! (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Aaron+Bruno)

(AWOLNATION)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 07, 2011, 02:14:41 am
I only took about 6, and I couldn't figure how to move them all over (stupid phone). But here is one.
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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 07, 2011, 03:37:39 am
Here's one of mine, you saw him in Arizona I'm assuming? Might see him again when he goes to Wisconsin
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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 07, 2011, 04:01:24 am
Here's one of mine, you saw him in Arizona I'm assuming? Might see him again when he goes to Wisconsin
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I was closer to the stage!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Earthdforce on November 07, 2011, 04:06:02 am
I was closer to the stage!!
Just because no one in Arizona cares :P
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 07, 2011, 04:07:28 am
I was closer to the stage!!

shushhhhhh. i was in the back with numerous excuses!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 07, 2011, 04:11:09 am
Just because no one in Arizona cares :P

There were a good 500 people there actually. The whole place was packed.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 07, 2011, 06:33:40 am
DIPSETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :!: :!: :!: :!: :idea: :idea: :!: :idea: :!:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: hamiler on November 08, 2011, 05:40:54 pm
god rob its bad that brit made you shave your grand beard but now you post a pic of your face  :(
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 08, 2011, 11:24:58 pm
god rob its bad that brit made you shave your grand beard but now you post a pic of your face  :(
lol na she liked it, had to shave it for a job
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 09, 2011, 08:03:00 am
Isn't it no-shave November?

I assume Brittany is participating.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Canary on November 09, 2011, 08:09:41 am
Greetings from Ulburban!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 09, 2011, 10:21:20 pm
Greetings from Ulburban!
Greetings back from Jayek!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 17, 2011, 09:45:58 pm
Skyrim is crack ... anyone esle effected?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Earthdforce on November 17, 2011, 09:54:06 pm
Skyrim is crack ... anyone esle effected?
Who isn't?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Matey on November 17, 2011, 10:12:49 pm
fuck Skyrim, I play Saints Row 3 Mutha Fucka!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 17, 2011, 10:18:05 pm
fuck Skyrim, I play Saints Row 3 Mutha Fucka!
Matey ... give into it! YOU prove nothing being stubborn other than your a tool (buy it for me?)!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Hobb on November 18, 2011, 06:18:35 pm
TKoV slumber party tonite at Hobb's house!!!

All our invited (plz no sandusI love you)

bring ur laptop n ur pillow cuz were waking up at the butt-crack of dawn to play crpg
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Keshian on November 18, 2011, 06:22:09 pm
TKoV slumber party tonite at Hobb's house!!!

All our invited (plz no sandusI love you)

bring ur laptop n ur pillow cuz were waking up at the butt-crack of dawn to play crpg

Now thats the dedication I like to see.  Now if only you don't get tied up playing Skyrim all night and forget to show up...
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Aseldo on November 19, 2011, 12:45:41 am
TKoV slumber party tonite at Hobb's house!!!

All our invited (plz no sandusI love you)

bring ur laptop n ur pillow cuz were waking up at the butt-crack of dawn to play crpg

My laptop gets like 5fps on mount and blade lol
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 19, 2011, 06:43:51 am
Im up for it babies!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Visconti on November 19, 2011, 07:34:42 am
Will there be.... skyrim at this slumber party?.....
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 19, 2011, 08:14:47 am
Will there be.... skyrim at this slumber party?.....
SKYRIM!!!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Hobb on November 21, 2011, 07:29:43 pm
So Rob (trebor) got a tatoo of the Veluca flag on his arm..... I demand he place the picture on the forums so we can gloat in his achievement and utter stupidity

Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Keshian on November 21, 2011, 08:03:11 pm
SKYRIM!!!!

So this is why the forums have been dying. Hmmmmmm.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Voso on November 22, 2011, 12:14:08 am
So Rob (trebor) got a tatoo of the Veluca flag on his arm..... I demand he place the picture on the forums so we can gloat in his achievement and utter stupidity

pics pics pics!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Seadle on November 24, 2011, 11:02:52 pm
YOU GUYS MISS MEH? trolololol
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Malaclypse on November 25, 2011, 05:42:00 am
mister would you please help my pony? he's chewin' bark and not the leaves. he's cryin like a baby won't you help him? I think it's his lung
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 28, 2011, 06:52:17 pm
pics pics pics!
I WILL!
YOU GUYS MISS MEH? trolololol
NO!
mister would you please help my pony? he's chewin' bark and not the leaves. he's cryin like a baby won't you help him? I think it's his lung
What would u have us doo?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: hamiler on November 28, 2011, 10:43:43 pm
rob pics or it didnt happen =D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 28, 2011, 11:08:01 pm
So Rob (trebor) got a tatoo of the Veluca flag on his arm..... I demand he place the picture on the forums so we can gloat in his achievement and utter stupidity

Oh Robbie, you didn't?

Please tell me you didn't.  :(
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 28, 2011, 11:34:02 pm
Oh Robbie, you didn't?

Please tell me you didn't.  :(
Oh I did oh great one.
I mean kamon 4 years of leadin this sheeet.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 29, 2011, 02:31:51 am
Oh Robbie, you did?

Because that's boss as fuck.  :)

FIXED.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 29, 2011, 02:34:31 am
FIXED.
Lol thank you baby!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: LongRun4 on November 29, 2011, 02:53:44 am
I just want to say I support his tattoo  :D  should be cool cant wait to see the outcome of this endeavor.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 29, 2011, 05:03:18 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X-mjbuw7X0&feature=player_embedded

discuss.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 29, 2011, 08:58:27 am
FIXED.

That's a stack of fuck shit on top of itself nigga.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 29, 2011, 10:35:32 pm
That's a stack of fuck shit on top of itself nigga.

bitch please, let's break this sentence down:

Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 29, 2011, 10:47:44 pm
bitch please, let's break this sentence down:

  • When you said,  i was all, where duh hayl dis FOB learn that
  • and THEN when you said Where in the world did you learn such language.

From you. and the video you sent me of my little pony rapping.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 30, 2011, 01:55:39 am
From you. and the video you sent me of my little pony rapping.

I have done no such thing
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on November 30, 2011, 04:23:23 am
I have done no such thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfZTr8zMsc&feature=related

Via Zoleta circa May 2011
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on November 30, 2011, 06:06:44 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfZTr8zMsc&feature=related

Via Zoleta circa May 2011
D=
...
MARK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 01, 2011, 03:04:26 am
D=
...
MARK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

make our thread bumping a little less shitty
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 01, 2011, 07:01:19 am
BEHOLD ALL FELLOW CALRADIANS!
I might take a pic tomorrow of the GRAND Velucan Flag on meh arm!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: hamiler on December 01, 2011, 08:46:10 am
BEHOLD ALL FELLOW CALRADIANS!
I might take a pic tomorrow of the GRAND Velucan Flag on meh arm!
kight took a pic of it when we where in TC.........
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 01, 2011, 06:53:23 pm
On a quick side note till i get to my main point.
Trist just told me bout it .. its pertty epic ...
I managed to get a few screenies of your glorious King in the Castle siege the other day.  This was his response to the constant retreats to lock the castle down.


(click to show/hide)
All's i have to say is WIN!

(click to show/hide)
Btw hope you all like my pit pubes.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on December 01, 2011, 07:41:43 pm
(click to show/hide)
Btw hope you all like my pit pubes.

Robbie! You've ruined your handsome body?!

WHY?!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 01, 2011, 07:42:56 pm
Robbie! You've ruined your handsome body?!

WHY?!!
Four years my love ... FOUR LONG FUCKING YEARS with thees ass holes, its like my Dog Tags lol
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 01, 2011, 07:47:17 pm
I did a fail modify post xS
PLZ DONT HATE ME ALL!

oh and on a side note: http://youtu.be/LDAc8wOnoH0 Enjoy!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 02, 2011, 12:03:21 am

oh and on a side note: http://youtu.be/LDAc8wOnoH0 Enjoy!

you're dead to me
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 02, 2011, 12:47:28 am
you're dead to me
I dont care LOOK AT MY INK!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Voso on December 02, 2011, 12:59:40 am
On a quick side note till i get to my main point.
Trist just told me bout it .. its pertty epic ...All's i have to say is WIN!

(click to show/hide)
Btw hope you all like my pit pubes.

THE SWORD IS CROOKED.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on December 02, 2011, 01:06:05 am
THE SWORD IS CROOKED.

 :lol:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 02, 2011, 01:07:37 am
THE SWORD IS CROOKED.
I know its when i flex, big muscles ;D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 02, 2011, 03:17:36 am
join this clan it's fun

we've got so many activities that we do with eachother
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 02, 2011, 05:34:38 am
join this clan it's fun

we've got so many activities that we do with eachother
Hells ya!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 02, 2011, 10:10:03 pm
In other, news, spice is now illegal I'm pretty sure.

hallelujah to the masses
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 02, 2011, 10:12:07 pm
In other, news, spice is now illegal I'm pretty sure.

hallelujah to the masses
THANK GOD! Its about frikin time.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Voso on December 03, 2011, 12:01:36 am
In other, news, spice is now illegal I'm pretty sure.

hallelujah to the masses

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHRIS.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 03, 2011, 01:48:05 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHRIS.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Anwyl on December 03, 2011, 04:03:41 am
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 03, 2011, 08:26:40 am
visitors can't see pics , please register or login


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHRIS.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Voso on December 03, 2011, 07:22:26 pm
visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Babies can't swim but they float, like a dead body.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 03, 2011, 09:07:28 pm
Babies can't swim but they float, like a dead body.
Not if you feed it rocks.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 04, 2011, 07:44:03 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI  8-)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 04, 2011, 07:23:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI  8-)
Oh no my childhood PE class relived!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 07, 2011, 01:44:09 am
fuck you and your hair
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 10, 2011, 01:53:44 am
Thats just messed up broskie!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 11, 2011, 06:11:49 pm
THIS IS NOT A RANDOM FUCKING BUMP.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 14, 2011, 09:17:40 pm
Bump in dis sheet paper!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 24, 2011, 06:42:51 am
 :P
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 24, 2011, 07:10:53 pm
Have a Swaggin Merry Christmas Eve all
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 25, 2011, 12:10:01 am
installing dat swtor as we speak mah niggas
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: hamiler on December 26, 2011, 03:35:11 am
installing dat swtor as we speak mah niggas
wut
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Visconti on December 26, 2011, 09:08:09 am
wut

Hamiler... where did you get that picture of Syls?!?!?!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: hamiler on December 26, 2011, 05:57:06 pm
Hamiler... where did you get that picture of Syls?!?!?!
we where at one of thos canadian french wine bread things and he was like hamiler fast take a pic of me i cant rember the rest
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 27, 2011, 05:35:29 pm
lolololo the other mark anthony is so saucy
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: hamiler on December 29, 2011, 08:52:37 am
rob your face.........your wife must not be happy with this  :P :P
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 29, 2011, 08:39:29 pm
Yus!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: JihadistMexican on December 30, 2011, 01:22:45 am
Robert got no muscles
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 30, 2011, 03:15:40 am
Robert got no muscles
leave my tubby lard out of this
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Boss on December 30, 2011, 10:00:12 pm
Love you guys
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 30, 2011, 10:34:39 pm
Love you guys

HOLY SHIT NOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Revenge on December 31, 2011, 12:00:53 am
Who should i message about joining?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on December 31, 2011, 04:36:55 am
Who should i message about joining?
Me, and I LOVE YOU BONG!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 31, 2011, 07:09:02 am
don't join we suck
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on January 01, 2012, 09:24:28 pm
don't join we suck
Shh cant tell ppl our secret!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: hamiler on January 02, 2012, 01:58:35 am
don't join we suck
i know my last k:d was 14/88 so
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on January 03, 2012, 07:11:17 pm
my last kd was idk
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Lordark on January 03, 2012, 09:52:39 pm
Sup Tkov! When you gonna add Knights to your name hmm?? Loki cant hurt u now! Neither can Tears!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on January 03, 2012, 10:23:54 pm
Sup Tkov! When you gonna add Knights to your name hmm?? Loki cant hurt u now! Neither can Tears!  :mrgreen:
hellz na nugglits. Weve been a Kingdom for way to long now =3
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Hobb on January 04, 2012, 05:22:08 pm
hellz na nugglits. Weve been a Kingdom for way to long now =3

wait what???
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on January 05, 2012, 03:15:09 am
wait what???
Yes
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Visconti on January 08, 2012, 02:14:35 am
Yes

Uh, no
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Voso on January 08, 2012, 10:18:39 am
I propose you guys make a compromise.

The Knights of the Kingdom of Veluca, or:

TKotKoV
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on January 09, 2012, 05:01:04 am
ay bitch hold dis ear right quick idk what 2 do wid it
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Voso on January 09, 2012, 07:57:59 am
ay bitch hold dis ear right quick idk what 2 do wid it

Maybe he didn't have any money to pay her, so he paid the prostitute with his ear.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Hobb on January 09, 2012, 05:18:21 pm
The Kingdom Home of the Knights of the Kingdom of Veluca Knighted in Veluca to be Knights for the Kingdom of Veluca

TKHotKotKoVKiVtbKftKoV
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on January 13, 2012, 02:57:48 am
i quit dis clan it sux i leave now by
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Tanken on January 13, 2012, 09:22:29 am
Free bump for my friends at TKoV.

P.S. Quit playing Strategus so much, I miss your shield walls and tactics in NA1.


Tanken
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Hobb on January 13, 2012, 08:45:56 pm
We dont want ur charity!!!!  :D.

Mayb u can help change the subject to something other than trebor talkn gangsta tho
hellz na nugglits. Weve been a Kingdom for way to long now =3

Shameful display
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting US and Crazy Canadians too)
Post by: Trebor on January 13, 2012, 09:52:55 pm
Free bump for my friends at TKoV.

P.S. Quit playing Strategus so much, I miss your shield walls and tactics in NA1.


Tanken
lol well Strats just boring now were playing other thangs right now but ja were gona get back into crpg! =D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on January 19, 2012, 05:56:09 am
you are all inferior
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on January 20, 2012, 04:37:54 am
you are all inferior
=[
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Voso on January 20, 2012, 07:27:20 am
you are all inferior

Its true yo.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: JihadistMexican on January 21, 2012, 12:31:18 am
The Kingdom of Veluca is now under the holy guidance of Pope Antonius LXIX.  We are looking for soldiers of the Cross to become my newly created Papal Guards.  If you love our Father, the Creator, then you may apply to become one of my guards. 

- Pope Antonius LXIX
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: hamiler on January 21, 2012, 02:21:21 pm
The Kingdom of Veluca is now under the holy guidance of Pope Antonius LXIX.  We are looking for soldiers of the Cross to become my newly created Papal Guards.  If you love our Father, the Creator, then you may apply to become one of my guards. 

- Pope Antonius LXIX

wut
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: JihadistMexican on January 22, 2012, 06:42:42 am
The word of God. That is "wut".
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on January 22, 2012, 08:53:12 pm
u suk
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on January 22, 2012, 11:26:04 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E5KC1E5NyR0
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on January 23, 2012, 02:22:55 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E5KC1E5NyR0
This is basically how TKoV teaches its members just so you all know.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: JihadistMexican on January 23, 2012, 03:35:18 am
wut
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on January 30, 2012, 10:18:52 pm
butts
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on February 02, 2012, 03:12:41 am
sexs
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 03, 2012, 03:13:19 am
my quote kicks your quote's ass
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: hamiler on February 05, 2012, 09:20:56 pm
my quote kicks your quote's ass
no
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 05, 2012, 11:03:48 pm
kicks yours too
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: hamiler on February 06, 2012, 05:00:41 am
qwert being qwerty-hamiler nope
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 08, 2012, 06:43:45 pm
this hamiler nope guy sounds like a LAMEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: JihadistMexican on February 09, 2012, 04:28:02 am
we have a fail clan thread. Its just gay tkov bumping

#FailClan
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: hamiler on February 09, 2012, 11:07:50 pm
we have a fail clan thread. Its just gay tkov bumping

#FailClan
are you sure?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Anwyl on February 09, 2012, 11:13:29 pm
This is the worst clan thread ever.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on February 10, 2012, 12:51:29 am
This is the worst clan thread ever.

Pretty much
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 10, 2012, 12:52:09 am
This is the worst clan thread ever.

I'm fucking trying goddammit.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Voso on February 10, 2012, 01:09:46 am
This is the worst clan thread ever.

Confirmed.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: JihadistMexican on February 10, 2012, 02:58:17 am
voso still has his even gayer 1. let us laught at him
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 10, 2012, 03:44:49 am
voso still has his even gayer 1. let us laught at him

Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: JihadistMexican on February 10, 2012, 04:04:43 am
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on February 14, 2012, 07:49:12 am
Welcome to all our new recruits:

Skor
TanukiTaco
Russo
COLT45
Thomas

Hope you guys enjoy our strange and fucked up clan!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Darkkarma on February 14, 2012, 08:02:08 am
Showin some love to Veluca!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on February 14, 2012, 08:39:16 am
Showin some love to Veluca!

<3
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on February 14, 2012, 07:15:08 pm
Showin some love to Veluca!

We dont need your charity bitch!!

Dont you have your own whore of a thread to spam ur ejaculate in??

Love u, long live the green
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on February 14, 2012, 07:49:10 pm
Me in IRL
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on February 14, 2012, 07:51:03 pm
I like ur saggy tits, now post mine!!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on February 14, 2012, 08:17:33 pm
I like ur saggy tits, now post mine!!!
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on February 15, 2012, 02:24:37 am
We dont need your charity bitch!!

Dont you have your own whore of a thread to spam ur ejaculate in??

Love u, long live the green

Why so hostile
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: San on February 15, 2012, 03:04:33 am
Nice pictures, Trebor.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on February 16, 2012, 05:37:37 am
Nice pictures, Trebor.
thx =]
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on February 16, 2012, 11:33:56 am
thx =]

So... WHERES MINE
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 20, 2012, 03:33:59 pm
yeah
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hiln on February 21, 2012, 03:14:27 pm
bump
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 22, 2012, 12:23:02 am
o
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on February 22, 2012, 06:59:28 pm
Welcome to all our new recruits:

Skor
TanukiTaco
Russo
COLT45
Thomas

Hope you guys enjoy our strange and fucked up clan!



We give give u 1 job.... And u wonder why rob doesnt make a pic

Welcome also

Phyar
Hamond
Jubzilla

Im srry tris doesnt know u
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on February 22, 2012, 11:47:09 pm

We give give u 1 job.... And u wonder why rob doesnt make a pic

Welcome also

Phyar
Hamond
Jubzilla

Im srry tris doesnt know u

1 job my ass........ these peoples should get on vent more so i can get to know them!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Anwyl on February 23, 2012, 12:29:23 am

We give give u 1 job.... And u wonder why rob doesnt make a pic

Welcome also

Phyar
Hamond
Jubzilla

Im srry tris doesnt know u

Translation:

Tristan, you have but one job in this clan, yet you wonder why Robert won't create a picture for you.

Please welcome also:

Phyar, Hamond, and Jubzilla

My sincerest apologies for Tristan's negligence. He does not know you as well as he should.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 23, 2012, 01:46:40 am
dassalottafootmen
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on February 23, 2012, 02:01:46 am
Ya listen to coy tris, im pretty sure shes agreeing with me :p
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on February 23, 2012, 09:49:35 am
Ya listen to coy tris, im pretty sure shes agreeing with me :p

To me it looks like she is correcting your horrible internet grammar =P
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 24, 2012, 03:40:16 am
Let's vote for Ron Paul
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: TanukiTaco on February 24, 2012, 06:54:04 am
http://postimage.org/image/59an8z0kl/
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on February 24, 2012, 10:19:34 am
http://postimage.org/image/59an8z0kl/

Quite an interesting painting, lol, you made it?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Darkkarma on February 24, 2012, 04:04:24 pm
http://postimage.org/image/59an8z0kl/

fucking rad
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on February 24, 2012, 06:04:02 pm
Good stuff taco
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: TanukiTaco on February 24, 2012, 08:55:09 pm
what a jacked up resolution that was. its in progress... just some weird stuff for fun. what is a good way to post images on here?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on February 29, 2012, 09:18:22 pm
i welcome Jaren and Deeznuggz to the bluetherhood

more are joining almost err day

come try us out!!!

add me on steam or pm me if interested

Samura1_Smurf
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on February 29, 2012, 10:24:10 pm
bluetherhood


lame
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on March 06, 2012, 07:55:29 pm
Can’t wait for spring break =/
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on March 06, 2012, 08:17:46 pm
Can’t wait to do nothing but play crpg on spring break =/

fixed
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 07, 2012, 05:01:30 am
Can't wait til I graduate more like it. forreal I'm goin on so many adventures after school ends
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on March 07, 2012, 07:48:06 pm
fixed
thank you hobb

Can't wait til I graduate more like it. forreal I'm goin on so many adventures after school ends
Do it to it!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 11, 2012, 05:41:53 pm
yo forreal. that was one fucked up game
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 12, 2012, 04:15:53 am
Oh yeah welcome Chris #2 and shit. We can distinguish him from the other Chris by his occupation and how he knows me.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hiln on March 18, 2012, 03:42:17 am
Bumping it  up join this clan!!!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Paniolo808 on March 19, 2012, 02:11:27 am
Lo there do I see my brethren. Lo there do I see my cav support and my spammers and my archers. Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the Halls of Spec, where the brave may watch...forever.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: hamiler on March 20, 2012, 05:12:03 am
Lo there do I see my brethren. Lo there do I see my cav support and my spammers and my archers. Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the Halls of Spec, where the brave may watch...forever.
13th warrior?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 20, 2012, 06:08:32 am
update the page or get a secretary
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on March 22, 2012, 05:42:29 pm
update the page or get a secretary
lol i know i need one ... fucking classes and teaching are my life =[
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Darkkarma on March 22, 2012, 05:45:44 pm
Im still waiting for rob to draw me like one of his french girls.  :(
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: JihadistMexican on March 25, 2012, 01:55:21 am
Fail clan thread is fail.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: xAKx on March 25, 2012, 03:00:01 am
Hi. I'm AK.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 25, 2012, 07:34:42 pm
join our clan because we are not mainstream
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 26, 2012, 01:06:47 am
I really like the hunger games movie adaptation. maybe more than the book
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hisagi on March 27, 2012, 05:14:46 am
Any of you blue fuckers want to buy +3 Blue tunic over mail

It come wit free frie rie
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 27, 2012, 06:04:02 am
hisagi join our clan because we are not mainstream
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hisagi on March 28, 2012, 03:43:59 am
Buy my armor and i'll consider it foo
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on March 28, 2012, 10:36:54 pm
Come into vent an play some horsies with us an i will try to trade for ur armor  :mrgreen:

Although it will look really good on u when u join
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: BaleOhay on March 29, 2012, 01:47:57 pm
anyone going to be around 3:30 pm est who can sign up for my battle. Slanted and Muki said they will be retreating but I need 1-2 people to go so my side is not a no show (I will be working). Could any TKups help me out?

Thanks

Ohay
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on March 29, 2012, 07:26:52 pm
I really like the hunger games movie adaptation. maybe more than the book
Im reading the book now, cuz a vag told me to =P
I heard the movie was total crap tho =S

anyone going to be around 3:30 pm est who can sign up for my battle. Slanted and Muki said they will be retreating but I need 1-2 people to go so my side is not a no show (I will be working). Could any TKups help me out?

Thanks

Ohay
Ima try my hubbie, but i doubt it ... i get out of class then =/
Ill see if i can get any other Tkups in.
Kkk?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on March 29, 2012, 07:44:53 pm
Im still waiting for rob to draw me like one of his french girls.  :(
Btw tonight you shall have it =], im finishing da rest of da drallingit right now. Just for you babe.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 29, 2012, 08:07:36 pm
Im reading the book now, cuz a vag told me to =P
I heard the movie was total crap tho =S


Brother where are you getting your information! I thought it was well done. Showing a graphic story with a pg-13 rating ain't easy shit nuglet
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on March 30, 2012, 07:15:36 pm
So u guys are talking black while talking bout the hunger games?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 30, 2012, 07:18:40 pm
hunger games speaks to the struggle b.

might as well call it the ghetto games
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on March 30, 2012, 07:31:54 pm
Clearly,

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,29002.0.html

You guys must be something fierce
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on April 02, 2012, 02:36:53 pm
here we go again
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on April 05, 2012, 11:12:14 pm
mktuyji
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Darkkarma on April 05, 2012, 11:21:49 pm
Where is my picture, rob? :cry:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Malaclypse on April 05, 2012, 11:30:15 pm
Draw me like your french girls, Rob.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hiln on April 07, 2012, 09:23:01 pm
bump for my brothers!!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Rainbow on April 07, 2012, 09:25:19 pm
Best clan evah!  I <3 Skrubbin!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on April 08, 2012, 04:35:01 am
rob if you don't update this clan page, ima be disappointed in you
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: engurrand on April 08, 2012, 07:19:14 pm
Who is this king antonin?

Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Paniolo808 on April 08, 2012, 09:43:48 pm
A troll.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: JihadistMexican on April 08, 2012, 09:52:52 pm
I am P(enis)aniolo's pimp cause hes my useless bitch. 
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on April 11, 2012, 03:10:26 am
 :o
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on April 21, 2012, 10:19:09 pm
gyhuh
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: engurrand on April 22, 2012, 01:30:24 am
http://soundcloud.com/dj-chiral/kov
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Draggon on April 22, 2012, 05:44:21 am
TKoV and allies, you are personally invited to a fray with Union in front of Rivacheg early Sunday morning. 08:42 CST to be exact.  For any who can be there, we have pretty good gear and no restrictions.  Free Union slaying & free XP!

Union vs SHC (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2776)

We'll be meeting in "The Pub" ... TS3 62.104.20.250:10027
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: engurrand on April 22, 2012, 11:12:27 am
just wanna let you guys know some Bangladeshi folk are now thinking Veluca exists IRL on earth...

pro engurrand trolling = success.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Sleepypanda on May 01, 2012, 03:46:34 am
This clan is like the best gay orgy in all of greece... fo srs ness join us =D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on May 04, 2012, 04:00:09 am
cfvbx
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Rhalzo on May 07, 2012, 03:12:45 am
I just wanted to invite you guys to our barbecue over at Rebache. I already invited the KUTT folks. We have a bunch of eel that'll be dried if we don't eat it.

Rumor has it we'll have some more fresh eel from a new source within the next few days.

As soon as we take this village over here, don't worry about that though.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Rainbow on May 07, 2012, 08:55:00 pm
lawl
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Rhalzo on May 08, 2012, 09:44:19 am
Thanks for helping out with our battle tonight.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hiln on May 11, 2012, 10:49:30 pm
bump* Join this clan *
Title: Old BoneSaw bends his knee.
Post by: BoneSaw on May 12, 2012, 03:54:51 pm
    My Days of Conquest and power are long over since my defeat! Luckily there still is a King left in the North worthy to serve! I WarChief BoneSaw, son of BoneCrusher and Lord to House HoC(Hounds of Chulainn) hereby bend my Knee to King Robert(TKoV), the last Lion of Veluca and true defender of the North. King Robert you have my Hounds if I have your protection.
                                              Long live the North! Where men have frost on their beards and the women do too!
Title: Re: Old BoneSaw bends his knee.
Post by: Visconti on May 13, 2012, 08:13:24 am
    My Days of Conquest and power are long over since my defeat! Luckily there still is a King left in the North worthy to serve! I WarChief BoneSaw, son of BoneCrusher and Lord to House HoC(Hounds of Chulainn) hereby bend my Knee to King Robert(TKoV), the last Lion of Veluca and true defender of the North. King Robert you have my Hounds if I have your protection.
                                              Long live the North! Where men have frost on their beards and the women do too!

As Steward of our great kingdom, i accept your oath, as our king is too busy whoring, ensuring the line of Trebor I continues. We look forward to working with you guys.
Title: Re: Old BoneSaw bends his knee.
Post by: Trebor on May 13, 2012, 08:40:27 am
As Steward of our great kingdom, i accept your oath, as our king is to busy whoring, ensuring the line of Trebor I continues. We look forward to working with you guys.
Ey, I be bedding and entering as many wonderful woman as possible. As my sharp Steward as mentioned I must keep on making as many heirs as possible. And, YES, welcome oh brother of war.
Title: Re: Old BoneSaw bends his knee.
Post by: Anwyl on May 13, 2012, 08:52:00 am
Ey, I be bedding and entering as many wonderful woman as possible. As my sharp Steward as mentioned I must keep on making as many heirs as possible. And, YES, welcome oh brother of war.

lies. Robert is a one woman man.
Title: Re: Old BoneSaw bends his knee.
Post by: Visconti on May 13, 2012, 09:50:34 am
lies. Robert is a one woman man.

One woman, but many men
Title: Re: Old BoneSaw bends his knee.
Post by: Trebor on May 13, 2012, 04:14:10 pm
One woman, but many men
Na one woman with the consent to bang, and squeeze my penis into many woman. And of course you mt Tristie Poo ;D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Rainbow on May 24, 2012, 01:25:29 am
*giggles*
Title: Re: Old BoneSaw bends his knee.
Post by: Anwyl on May 24, 2012, 01:45:38 am
Na one woman with the consent to bang, and squeeze my penis into many woman. And of course you mt Tristie Poo ;D

Robbie is that even English?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Darkkarma on May 24, 2012, 01:50:52 am
Roooooob! My picture!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: engurrand on May 24, 2012, 02:02:57 am
da king must delivar
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Equal on May 24, 2012, 03:52:37 am
Congratulations on your new castle!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on May 28, 2012, 11:27:54 pm
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKING BUMP
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: hamiler on May 30, 2012, 03:53:49 pm
bump
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on May 31, 2012, 05:50:32 am
Congratulations on your new castle!
Why tank you, and just so yall know.
Syls, Trist and Malke have been working on a new forum for us TKoVz =D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on May 31, 2012, 07:50:42 pm
new forum page apply and bump and shit
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: MrNevino1 on June 01, 2012, 09:19:49 pm
Nickname : Nevino
Age : 14
Country : USA
Steam ID : nevino1

How did you found us : hung out in ur vent
Why do you want to join : AoW merged with Acre

What game do you play the most : M&B: Warband
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on June 02, 2012, 01:26:40 am
Welcome =]
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on June 08, 2012, 06:58:52 pm
 buhjh gbjuhg buj
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: martyrAD on June 08, 2012, 08:38:34 pm
some stuff....
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on June 09, 2012, 06:57:04 am
what kinda stuff huh ...
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on June 09, 2012, 07:31:21 am
rrzedfvrzsedfrzsdfzsedrfg
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: engurrand on June 09, 2012, 09:24:28 am
Remember what i said about the children rob...

Bless be the fool that reads naughty thoughts into this..

i'm 100% business.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on June 09, 2012, 07:58:47 pm
Remember what i said about the children rob...

Bless be the fool that reads naughty thoughts into this..

i'm 100% business.

Another song bard engurrand, or GTFO
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Holiday203 on June 11, 2012, 03:26:02 am
King Rob please add me on Steam (Big walla) I have some topics that I would like to chat about.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on June 11, 2012, 06:40:17 pm
Rob is happily married to uncle steve but he appreciates your concern
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: engurrand on June 11, 2012, 06:51:03 pm
i been busy working on new ones, i assure you.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on June 12, 2012, 04:14:48 am
i been busy working on new ones, i assure you.
Thank you oh master of song Engurrand, you are always welcome to the Velucan halls
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on June 17, 2012, 03:52:24 am
we're so poplar
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on June 21, 2012, 11:00:50 pm
we're so poplar
we are?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Rainbow on June 21, 2012, 11:51:15 pm
i'm baaaaaaaaaak
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on June 22, 2012, 03:42:42 am
WB Rainbow.

Dear NA:

http://i.imgur.com/p5s51.gif
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on June 22, 2012, 06:04:26 am
rob why did i give you my mw longsword
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on June 22, 2012, 07:13:42 am
i'm baaaaaaaaaak

They told me you were sandusky rainbow, and that you were gona go away for along time :(
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: MrNevino1 on June 25, 2012, 10:54:15 pm
Rob you need to update the thread  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on June 27, 2012, 12:08:26 am
nevino go to heck
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Voso on June 27, 2012, 08:48:49 am
Oh dude check out that top comment.


Suck it losers.


 8-)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on June 28, 2012, 04:05:30 am
fuck yo sheet paper!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on June 28, 2012, 07:59:59 am
rob i want my looms back
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on June 28, 2012, 06:52:05 pm
rob i want my looms back
=[ but .. but ...
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on June 29, 2012, 07:52:41 am
after 22 pages this clan thread is still shit
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on June 29, 2012, 06:35:35 pm
=[
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on July 02, 2012, 01:30:01 am
I'm gonna take a hiatus from this game
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Seadle on July 04, 2012, 09:12:29 am
Hello Veluca, I've missed you all, except Voso. I miss Apollo the most he is my sexy wizard lover.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on July 06, 2012, 12:05:23 am
Yeah guys, I can't handle it anymore.

I'm taking a break from the game for a bit. I need to get my life sorted out. So here's my farewell, you'll be seeing me around if you've got my steam and other ways of reaching me, and I might not respond. But, for now I need to leave. This isn't the typical, "it's not you guys it's me" sort of talk, but I honestly thought about it for awhile and have realized I've changed for the worst.

I need to get my mind off things, I'll see you guys when I get better.

Edit: TL;DR I'm leaving cRPG until I can get my shit together
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on July 06, 2012, 09:57:34 am
Were gonna miss you Zoleta, wish you the best of luck.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on July 07, 2012, 10:05:24 pm
Guys to clarify. I left to fix my head. I need to change. I'm still in vent. If you guys need help like training I guess I can come on but I do not want to play the game for a while
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on July 21, 2012, 06:32:41 pm
Hey guys i finally updated the rosterrr
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on July 27, 2012, 03:20:38 am
You should double check that roster robert. you have a few people on there like 2-3 times lol
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Voso on July 27, 2012, 04:17:47 am
im not an honorary hero? what is this shit
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on July 27, 2012, 04:45:03 am
make me an honorary nigga
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on July 27, 2012, 09:32:39 am
First post in here. I should have checked out this thread a while ago.

Also...

Knight: AK, Habb, Rainbow, Ryan, Skrubbin, Sleepypanda, Kraggoth, Tazer, Badass, Bongloader, Pantaleon

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on August 02, 2012, 03:43:42 am
what the hell is a tazer?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on August 02, 2012, 04:08:08 am
Knight: ak, ryan, scrubbin, panda, habb, bongloader

my old friend: tazer, goat
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on August 05, 2012, 07:24:53 am
So I totally don't remember leaving the clan. But I'm okay with the results turning out this way too.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Digglez on August 05, 2012, 10:39:28 am
http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/na-10v10-weekend-pickup-game-8-11/

Weekend pick up game on our server!  Mustaches, Beards & GOATS welcome!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on August 06, 2012, 03:46:27 am
what the hell is a tazer?

He's my cousin.

Knight: ak, ryan, scrubbin, panda, habb, bongloader

my old friend: tazer, goat

I see how it is. No need to be jealous.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Darkkarma on August 09, 2012, 02:32:19 pm
Bump for veluca! Also shout out to malke. That fucker kicked me around so many times tonight.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Tanken on August 12, 2012, 01:05:40 am
Sorry for my performance. I did horrible guys. Thanks for letting me play with ya'll.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Syls on August 12, 2012, 03:23:17 am
Our national hymn:

O Veluca!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Veluca, we stand on guard for thee.

Armağan keep our land glorious and free!
O Veluca, we stand on guard for thee.

O Veluca, we stand on guard for thee.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Voso on August 12, 2012, 03:38:58 am
Our national hymn:

O Veluca!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Veluca, we stand on guard for thee.

Armağan keep our land glorious and free!
O Veluca, we stand on guard for thee.

O Veluca, we stand on guard for thee.


gaynice job syls.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Syls on August 12, 2012, 04:10:47 am
Just when I asked Robert to add you to the Honorary heroes of Veluca  :|
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on August 12, 2012, 04:12:03 am
Just when I asked Robert to add you to the Honorary heroes of Veluca  :|
... Im taking him off ...
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: TurmoilTom on August 12, 2012, 04:12:38 am
I've saved Trebor's avatar and put it in my masturbation folder.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Syls on August 12, 2012, 04:15:39 am
It doesn't seem like it but there is 75 name in the members list. Then again a lot of those simply hang out in our vent and don't really play c-rpg anymore  :D Unless we need them of course  :wink:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on August 12, 2012, 04:20:45 am
I've saved Trebor's avatar and put it in my masturbation folder.
Thank you ... I know I am now loved
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Dalfador on August 12, 2012, 04:26:47 am
I've saved Trebor's avatar and put it in my masturbation folder.

Good to hear I'm not alone.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Voso on August 12, 2012, 07:14:25 am
Just when I asked Robert to add you to the Honorary heroes of Veluca  :|


Hey now, if you look closely to my post I complimented you. :]


gaynice job syls.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Canary on August 28, 2012, 07:13:22 am
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I would like to congratulate Jaren on his awesome 14-death catapult shot.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on August 30, 2012, 02:09:30 pm
EDIT: GOT ONE
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on August 31, 2012, 07:53:59 am
I updated my pic to a sexier meee.
Now love me and give me the attention I crave!

Much Love: Robert King of Veluca
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Darkkarma on August 31, 2012, 09:55:15 am
You shaved!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 01, 2012, 09:15:42 am
That picture is horrifying.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on September 01, 2012, 05:26:06 pm
Wai yall hatin on meh =[
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Boss on September 13, 2012, 07:53:02 pm
Wai yall hatin on meh =[
BECAUSE YOUR SEXY IS TURNIN' THEM ON!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: hamiler on September 14, 2012, 02:23:48 am
god rob that pic is here  8-)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on September 14, 2012, 04:15:25 am
That pic of syls is bettr ham
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on September 16, 2012, 08:23:53 am
Guise! We're on tv!

http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/%28video%29-and-the-ugliest-crpg-player-of-2012-goes-too/msg606421/#msg606421 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/%28video%29-and-the-ugliest-crpg-player-of-2012-goes-too/msg606421/#msg606421)

We all knew you had it in you warponeyz.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on September 23, 2012, 07:49:00 am
Guise! We're on tv!

http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/%28video%29-and-the-ugliest-crpg-player-of-2012-goes-too/msg606421/#msg606421 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/%28video%29-and-the-ugliest-crpg-player-of-2012-goes-too/msg606421/#msg606421)

We all knew you had it in you warponeyz.
So amazing ... i luld sooo hard at that point.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Paniolo808 on October 04, 2012, 07:28:42 pm
The morning gloom finally began to part, the dawning sun banishing the creeping mist to shadows cast by jutting, craggy ridges. The sound of horns and drums interrupted the normally serene silence of the hinterland morning. Men could be seen on either side of a long, flat expanse of grass and rock, struggling against the morning chill to assume some semblance of formation under colors and banner.

"It's fucking cold. Why the fuck are we up so early?"
The grumbling complaint was issued some distance from the masses of infantry, where two men sat upon steed, lances lazily rested across saddle pommel as they surveyed the slow procession of men from sleeping quarters to battle lines.

"Because the King wanted to catch them with their breeches down." 
The simple response was given, though the blue-clad italian himself would've preferred a few more hours of sleep and a sun higher in the sky than the biting chill the two faced this morning.

"Fat fucking good it did, what with them thinking to do the same. Fucking civilized cunts, always trying to outsmart the other. It fucking stinks. To hell with this smelly countryside." the other mounted man at arms replied in his usual uncouth manner. 

The two, despite being battle brothers, were at times opposites. The italian's mount a fleet, white courser of fine bloodlines, a noble steed bred for speed and stamina. The other man sat astride a behemoth of horse flesh, a thickly boned beast of belgian bloodlines, though little of the actual steed could be seen under the thickly scaled layer of cataphract armor the uncouth barbarian seemed to prefer.

Even in uniform, the two differed. The italian preferred his simple helmet, open save for nasal guard to allow for greater visibility at the gallop, easier to lance one's target he always argued. A blue tunic over simple chain mail was his standard adornment, the crest of kingdom Veluca ever present as well as a smaller patch displaying his family crest, the House Orsini.

The other man was encased in so much iron and steel, it was a miracle he could so much as turn in the saddle to face his comrade, heavy plate over chain over leather over padded cloth. He was too pretty to risk injury, was the sarcastic excuse the northern man often offered. For a helm, he wore an archaic Scandinavian helm with nasal and eye protection, an homage to his ancestors.

"It smells just fine. You drank too much, retched on yourself, and fell asleep with the hounds." Orsini countered, a wry grin offered to his companion.

The iron-clad man scowled for a moment before snorting deeply, conjuring a mass of mucous and spit to hock out onto the field, then replying, "Well. That would explain the fucking fleas." He grinned, picking lord knows what from the messy tuft of hair growing off his chin.

Just then, trumpets and horn blasted, interrupting the horsemen's banter. With a loud cry, men on either side of the field surged forward, eager to shed blood for king and country. The two horsemen held their ground, though both stallions pawed impatient furrows into the grey brown soil beneath them. The steeds knew their jobs, and the air was charged with adrenaline, both human and equine.

"Look, there goes his bearded majesty. Fucking asshole."
The northern brute nodded to the vanguard, a  cadre of blue clad warriors, a frantic charge of sword and spearman led by an exceptionally bearded fellow, who wore no crown but stood apart regardless.

The two men nodded to each other, touching right hand to left forearm, where under armor were three simple but important letters were tattooed. S. M. C. An old knighthood, nay, a brotherhood, nearly gone and forgotten save for these two cavalrymen.

 "Die well, brother." were the final words exchanged between the two before the Italian's swift mount exploded into a burst of speed, leaving torn grass and turf behind. The italian knight took his steed fast and around the main battle, using his lance to pick off stragglers and enemy crossbowmen as they attempted to harass and impede the oncoming wave of blue-clad warriors.

As he shook off the still groaning body of an impaled enemy from his lance, the knight Orsini took a moment to check upon his battle brother, whom often took a more straightforward route.

True enough, the iron clad brute had smashed his equally brutish mount directly into the main formation of the enemy charge, disrupting their lines for the benefit of the still oncoming friendly forces. The gigantic Belgian steed, clad in cataphract armor, crushed and knocked aside enemy footmen, barely even slowing in stride as it powered through men, a mad cackle could barely be heard above the crying and shrieking of crushed men.

The Italian knight shook his head as he watched his companion hold his lance brazenly in both hands, high above his head as if to taunt the enemy underfoot, and though he knew his companion was well beyond reach of reasoning or even hearing his words, he muttered them nonetheless.

"At least use your fucking weapon, fool."
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: dynamike on October 16, 2012, 01:37:03 am
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Can I come trade?  :oops:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on October 16, 2012, 07:16:32 am
damn it dynamike.  Why is your profile pic so sexy? It's troubling.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 16, 2012, 07:57:37 am
The morning gloom finally began to part, the dawning sun banishing the creeping mist to shadows cast by jutting, craggy ridges. The sound of horns and drums interrupted the normally serene silence of the hinterland morning. Men could be seen on either side of a long, flat expanse of grass and rock, struggling against the morning chill to assume some semblance of formation under colors and banner.

"It's fucking cold. Why the fuck are we up so early?"
The grumbling complaint was issued some distance from the masses of infantry, where two men sat upon steed, lances lazily rested across saddle pommel as they surveyed the slow procession of men from sleeping quarters to battle lines.

"Because the King wanted to catch them with their breeches down."
The simple response was given, though the blue-clad italian himself would've preferred a few more hours of sleep and a sun higher in the sky than the biting chill the two faced this morning.

"Fat fucking good it did, what with them thinking to do the same. Fucking civilized cunts, always trying to outsmart the other. It fucking stinks. To hell with this smelly countryside." the other mounted man at arms replied in his usual uncouth manner.

The two, despite being battle brothers, were at times opposites. The italian's mount a fleet, white courser of fine bloodlines, a noble steed bred for speed and stamina. The other man sat astride a behemoth of horse flesh, a thickly boned beast of belgian bloodlines, though little of the actual steed could be seen under the thickly scaled layer of cataphract armor the uncouth barbarian seemed to prefer.

Even in uniform, the two differed. The italian preferred his simple helmet, open save for nasal guard to allow for greater visibility at the gallop, easier to lance one's target he always argued. A blue tunic over simple chain mail was his standard adornment, the crest of kingdom Veluca ever present as well as a smaller patch displaying his family crest, the House Orsini.

The other man was encased in so much iron and steel, it was a miracle he could so much as turn in the saddle to face his comrade, heavy plate over chain over leather over padded cloth. He was too pretty to risk injury, was the sarcastic excuse the northern man often offered. For a helm, he wore an archaic Scandinavian helm with nasal and eye protection, an homage to his ancestors.

"It smells just fine. You drank too much, retched on yourself, and fell asleep with the hounds." Orsini countered, a wry grin offered to his companion.

The iron-clad man scowled for a moment before snorting deeply, conjuring a mass of mucous and spit to hock out onto the field, then replying, "Well. That would explain the fucking fleas." He grinned, picking lord knows what from the messy tuft of hair growing off his chin.

Just then, trumpets and horn blasted, interrupting the horsemen's banter. With a loud cry, men on either side of the field surged forward, eager to shed blood for king and country. The two horsemen held their ground, though both stallions pawed impatient furrows into the grey brown soil beneath them. The steeds knew their jobs, and the air was charged with adrenaline, both human and equine.

"Look, there goes his bearded majesty. Fucking asshole."
The northern brute nodded to the vanguard, a  cadre of blue clad warriors, a frantic charge of sword and spearman led by an exceptionally bearded fellow, who wore no crown but stood apart regardless.

The two men nodded to each other, touching right hand to left forearm, where under armor were three simple but important letters were tattooed. S. M. C. An old knighthood, nay, a brotherhood, nearly gone and forgotten save for these two cavalrymen.

 "Die well, brother." were the final words exchanged between the two before the Italian's swift mount exploded into a burst of speed, leaving torn grass and turf behind. The italian knight took his steed fast and around the main battle, using his lance to pick off stragglers and enemy crossbowmen as they attempted to harass and impede the oncoming wave of blue-clad warriors.

As he shook off the still groaning body of an impaled enemy from his lance, the knight Orsini took a moment to check upon his battle brother, whom often took a more straightforward route.

True enough, the iron clad brute had smashed his equally brutish mount directly into the main formation of the enemy charge, disrupting their lines for the benefit of the still oncoming friendly forces. The gigantic Belgian steed, clad in cataphract armor, crushed and knocked aside enemy footmen, barely even slowing in stride as it powered through men, a mad cackle could barely be heard above the crying and shrieking of crushed men.

The Italian knight shook his head as he watched his companion hold his lance brazenly in both hands, high above his head as if to taunt the enemy underfoot, and though he knew his companion was well beyond reach of reasoning or even hearing his words, he muttered them nonetheless.

"At least use your fucking weapon, fool."


Well written. A lot of the RP/Lore written by crpg players is lacking in quality. This was absolutely fantastic. Much respect.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on October 16, 2012, 10:05:42 am
(click to show/hide)

That was a great read, would love to see more
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: dynamike on October 16, 2012, 04:25:30 pm
damn it dynamike.  Why is your profile pic so sexy? It's troubling.

It's no match for a goat, but not bad for a human  :D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on October 16, 2012, 04:40:25 pm
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Can I come trade?  :oops:


U can buy some goods, but u cant sell anything. I went over this with Tom cruise already as well. Dont blame me blame the strat mechanics
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: ednos on October 16, 2012, 04:43:15 pm
U can buy some goods, but u cant sell anything. I went over this with Tom cruise already as well. Dont blame me blame the strat mechanics

Buying goods uses S&D as well as selling, and both give you tax money. Why the restriction?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on October 16, 2012, 04:49:40 pm
Low price fiefs regen faster. We have bought in remnant fiefs in the past. We import more goods than we produce. Dynamike is cool and i cant say no. :)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: dynamike on October 16, 2012, 05:43:47 pm
Thanks for the hospitality, I blame the donkey lord.

I may come through on a trade run but will refrain from selling goods.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: engurrand on October 21, 2012, 06:21:57 am
How can he be even MORE sexier than a few months ago..

I'm fucking raging hard.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on October 28, 2012, 01:48:53 am
TKoV is proud to announce our new Teamspeak server!  You can find us at:
tkov.typefrag.com:16463
Ask an officer for our password, but if you've been to our vent before, you probably know it already.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on October 28, 2012, 01:52:07 am
Hai guise, we got TeamSpeak ;D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Turboflex on October 28, 2012, 02:19:59 am
nice heh, last clan on vent
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: TurmoilTom on October 28, 2012, 02:07:54 am
I like how the name of your TeamSpeak is "TKoV Vent."
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on October 28, 2012, 02:40:55 am
I like how the name of your TeamSpeak is "TKoV Vent."

In fond memory.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Voso on October 28, 2012, 07:38:28 pm
I like how the name of your TeamSpeak is "TKoV Vent."

Because all they do is vent.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on October 29, 2012, 07:27:58 pm
I keep this bumped for any of my lost velucans trying to get in vent  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Digglez on October 29, 2012, 10:31:01 pm
their TS is NOT work safe~, unless of course you work at a gay porn studio
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on October 31, 2012, 04:26:29 am
their TS is NOT work safe~, unless of course you work at a gay porn studio

No Diggles, it is not. As a wise man once said (i use the term wise lightly), we Velucans are not ashamed of our bodies, and robert loves to show his off, whether we want him to or not  :lol:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on October 31, 2012, 08:04:58 am
No Diggles, it is not. As a wise man once said (i use the term wise lightly), we Velucans are not ashamed of our bodies, and robert loves to show his off, whether we want him to or not :lol:

In various positions as well.  :lol: Cracks me up everytime he changes his pic.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: BaleOhay on October 31, 2012, 02:34:28 pm
Heard trebor shaved the stash.. if that is true we can no longer be friends. to kill something that epic is a sin against all
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on November 02, 2012, 06:58:52 pm
When u gona make that hebb alt bale?

You need to be horse archer or sword cav to compliment the hobb habb cav brigade
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on November 03, 2012, 12:34:24 am
Can I make a hibb or hubb alt? I'll make a hubb alt. I already have an HA so I can just change the name.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on November 03, 2012, 10:55:53 pm
Idk taser, cant have any noobs as wingmen, we maybe do a tryout or something :p
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on November 04, 2012, 09:36:43 pm
Well shit. There goes my chances.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Relit on November 04, 2012, 09:45:52 pm
Taser, you can by my wingman (Goose) anytime!
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on November 05, 2012, 11:55:40 pm
What's going on guys?  Just letting TKoV know that my app has been submitted.  See you guys in vent and in the battlefield
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on November 06, 2012, 05:42:36 am
What's going on guys?  Just letting TKoV know that my app has been submitted.  See you guys in vent and in the battlefield
TS yuh yuh!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: BaleOhay on November 06, 2012, 06:05:50 pm
Can we trust trebor to led any longer? He has shown poor judgement in shaving the stash. It was his only true claim to greatness. Rise up andthrow off his stashless oppression
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on November 06, 2012, 07:34:44 pm
No worries in reemergence of the stash I have now shaven my entire body and will continue to do so until the glorious stash is regrown BUT I shall not come alone, it will be accompanied by a glorious beard as well and all gloriousness shall be felt all around the Kingdom and Empire and ALL of Calradia!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on November 06, 2012, 08:04:12 pm
Long live the king, long live the stash!!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: BaleOhay on November 06, 2012, 08:23:53 pm
I wait for proof... not of the full body shave tho
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on November 06, 2012, 11:06:09 pm
I wait for proof of the full body shave tho

Fixed
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on November 12, 2012, 01:56:20 am
Fixed
mmmmmm
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on November 12, 2012, 07:38:04 am
i'm back gay boys

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on November 12, 2012, 03:54:47 pm
I feel like i dont even know you rob!!

No stash No beard?

MADNESSSS!!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on November 14, 2012, 09:01:19 pm
I need to be sexy now and woo the ladies again!
Oh how it sucks to loose a queen, the whores and taverns dont satisfy me.
I need to produce a legal heir!
So untill I find a suitable queen, I shall be rocking my baby face.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: BaleOhay on November 14, 2012, 10:01:35 pm
Renounce the thrown you hairless no good impostor
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on November 14, 2012, 10:09:12 pm
Any queen who does not love your stash will be no queen of mine!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: BaleOhay on November 15, 2012, 08:55:07 pm
Not only did he shave epicstash he refuses to abdicate the throne till it returns. Might need to assassinate the imposter. need to call the BS council for a vote
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on November 15, 2012, 11:31:05 pm
Robert does nothing but drink and pleasure himself on the fine selection of Serindier whores, the man can go weeks without leaving his private tavern.

Keeping him distracted is for the best, your people know good and what his majesty is capable of doing.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on November 15, 2012, 11:34:12 pm
Not only did he shave epicstash he refuses to abdicate the throne till it returns. Might need to assassinate the imposter. need to call the BS council for a vote

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Robert does nothing but drink and pleasure himself on the fine selection of Serindier whores, the man can go weeks without leaving his private tavern.

Keeping him distracted is for the best, your people know good and what his majesty is capable of doing.

Serindiar you son of a bitch. Also.. yes we have a fine selection of whores at my cozy little village of Serindiar, along with the best shields in all of the VE.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on November 16, 2012, 12:08:26 am
Oh yeah i forgot to bitch you out about putting those shields there, your so dead when I get home son
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on November 20, 2012, 04:58:17 pm
Now Hobb control yourself, let me just take him to my chamber and show him why he should not listen to his most loving father.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on November 20, 2012, 11:48:12 pm
You're just jealous of my awesome shields Hobb. Plus I have the finest whores in all the lands VE holds. Not sure I have the best in all the lands since there's Remnants along with bird clan. I'm sure the God king has the best whores in all of existence to tend to his baser desires.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Ostulor on November 21, 2012, 12:26:54 am
You're just jealous of my awesome shields Hobb. Plus I have the finest whores in all the lands VE holds. Not sure I have the best in all the lands since there's Remnants along with bird clan. I'm sure the God king has the best whores in all of existence to tend to his baser desires.

Wise of you to mention us, Halmar is home to NA's largest male brothel. You're welcome to visit, protection is not provided.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on November 21, 2012, 06:58:15 pm
Pesh, in the Empire contraception is provided for free at the expense of the working class. We cant have dumb poor people populating, they will make dumb babies.
Title: my dedication to lord robert
Post by: engurrand on December 01, 2012, 12:09:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvALbLcelw&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: engurrand on December 01, 2012, 12:11:37 am
IM A REAL GAY
Title: Re: my dedication to lord robert
Post by: Taser on December 01, 2012, 02:18:38 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvALbLcelw&feature=youtu.be

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on December 01, 2012, 11:14:15 am

You know what you must do...
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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Chestaclese on December 01, 2012, 11:53:41 pm
You nerds gonna step or what?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on December 02, 2012, 01:31:09 am
You nerds gonna step or what?

We have, the real question is will you dorks step up...2 DA STREETZ?
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Siberian_Wolf on December 03, 2012, 06:34:04 am
You guys are the BEST... especially banning someone for this reason... check it out

<00:30:18> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:19:56>  Trying to resolve hostname tkov.typefrag.com
<00:30:26> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:19:57>  Trying to connect to server on tkov.typefrag.com:16463
<00:30:36> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:19:57>  Connected to Server: TKoV Vent (In fond memory)
<00:30:47> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:19:57>  Welcome to the TypeFrag.com network.
<00:30:55> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:19:57>  Sign up on our new forums: http://veluca.freeforums.org
<00:31:07> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": We will be using it to keep our members informed about strat, to set up practices and scrims. Thanks to Hiln for setting it up for us.

THIS SITE IS IMPORTANT SO SIGN IN!!!

Our Blog: http://tkoveluca.blogspot.com/ Robs site check it out for polls, and strat info
<00:31:16> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:22:59>  "COLT45" connected to channel "Lands of Veluca (M&B)"
<00:31:25> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:24:25>  You were banned for 2 hours from the server by "MartinTheMarine" (friend)
<00:31:38> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:24:25>  Disconnected from server
<00:31:45> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:25:17>  Trying to resolve hostname tkov.typefrag.com
<00:31:51> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:25:18>  Trying to connect to server on tkov.typefrag.com:16463
<00:31:56> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": <23:25:18>  You are banned temporarily. Reason: "friend" Try again in 01:59:07


Good fucking job racist fucks.


Update:

<00:35:47> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": "You have been kicked from the island"
<00:36:01> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": "You have recieved to many negative votes"
<00:36:08> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": Get out of here you friend"
<00:36:16> "Saint_Joan_of_Arc": - Banned -






(This is all the logs that were pasted to me by Saint_Joan, so it wasn't him that said this, This was all said by MARTINTHEMARINE
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on December 03, 2012, 05:19:46 pm
Yeah once we found out you were black we had to kick you.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on December 03, 2012, 11:51:37 pm
^Joking. Btw we are a very multiracial kinda Kingdom (hell ima half-breed myself) and love everyone whoes not an annoying Dbag.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on December 04, 2012, 03:53:00 am
Glad you felt the need to post that here... a normal person would have moved on. While i dont agree with the way you were kicked, perhaps this type of behavior is part of the reason?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Siberian_Wolf on December 04, 2012, 06:25:06 am
I posted this here to let everyone who is looking for a clan know what they will get themselves into.

This day and age the TKoV community should know better then to allow such behavior from one of it's members, it reflects the beliefs and immature way of thinking for the clan as a whole.

I most of the TKoV members to truly believe that they don't deserve this, and honestly, you probably don't. But to support a racist fuck is just like being that person.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on December 04, 2012, 08:42:30 am
TKoV is not racist. Martin made a mistake with using a racial slur. He did it because he was upset and most likely wanted to piss you off.

I see that as a mistake since other insults are readily available. He made a mistake in anger. People make mistakes.

Again my opinion and I'm never in TS so I have no idea what exactly happened but I'm assuming anger/frustration/etc. Anyway this is all my opinion and not a opinion of the overall TKoV community unless Hobb, Trebor, Trist and/or Syls say so.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Siberian_Wolf on December 04, 2012, 03:59:47 pm
TKoV is not racist. Martin made a mistake with using a racial slur. He did it because he was upset and most likely wanted to piss you off.

I see that as a mistake since other insults are readily available. He made a mistake in anger. People make mistakes.

Again my opinion and I'm never in TS so I have no idea what exactly happened but I'm assuming anger/frustration/etc. Anyway this is all my opinion and not a opinion of the overall TKoV community unless Hobb, Trebor, Trist and/or Syls say so.

This is more than a mistake, it's purely a disregard of how it affects people. Martin obviously doesn't care either, as you saw in the posts (look at general off topic).

I'd be willing to let all this breeze over and delete my posts if he would directly apologize. But I believe his pride hinders him of doing that.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Molly on December 04, 2012, 04:28:59 pm
This is more than a mistake, it's purely a disregard of how it affects people. Martin obviously doesn't care either, as you saw in the posts (look at general off topic).

I'd be willing to let all this breeze over and delete my posts if he would directly apologize. But I believe his pride hinders him of doing that.
Apologize to you cuz he called you "that" or apologize to the community for being a racist fuck?  8-)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Siberian_Wolf on December 04, 2012, 04:34:21 pm
The community of course.
I would like him to make a post in the general topics apologizing, then I will gladly delete ALL the posts I've done about this subject, as well as lock the thread I made.

Until then, this will not disappear. This isn't something that should be taken lightly and I'm tired of it being taken lightly because people don't have the integrity to stand up for something that is absolutely wrong.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Pulse619 on December 05, 2012, 07:19:17 am
Dude Joan of arc, grow a pair and move on, who cares if somebody on the "INTERNET" called you a friend or anything, move on sir... You got kicked just accept it and move on, you got kicked for being annoying to other members and constantly bugging everyone. just MOVE ON stop being a troll
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Siberian_Wolf on December 05, 2012, 07:47:41 am
I'm not Joan_of_Arc. Lol

This is exactly what I'm talking about, some people DON'T care, when they really should. Racial slurs and acts of racism shouldn't be ok on the internet.
So how about you stop defending your "buddy" and stand up for what is blatantly wrong.

If you think what I'm doing is "trolling", then you have a lot to learn kid.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Artyem on December 05, 2012, 07:57:05 am
Thanks for showing up at the battle tonight guys, you did great and helped us take out as many tickets as we could despite the fact that all odds were against us.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Pulse619 on December 05, 2012, 08:29:57 am
oh if you're not joan of arc, then who cares about you lol
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Siberian_Wolf on December 05, 2012, 08:41:14 am
You're saying it like your thought of "who cares" matters.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on December 05, 2012, 09:14:31 am
Thanks for showing up at the battle tonight guys, you did great and helped us take out as many tickets as we could despite the fact that all odds were against us.

Was a fun fight but once they took that hill.. we were locked into combat in front of the flags.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Artyem on December 05, 2012, 06:18:29 pm
If anything it was a mistake on their part, we ended up killing more of them than we had originally anticipated.  They easily could have walked out of that with only 200 or 250 tickets lost, but either they decided to be good sports and fight us on halfway even ground or they got cocky and managed to lose about 200 more than they needed to.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on December 05, 2012, 08:17:29 pm

Again my opinion and I'm never in TS so I have no idea what exactly happened but I'm assuming anger/frustration/etc. Anyway this is all my opinion and not a opinion of the overall TKoV community unless Hobb, Trebor, Trist and/or Syls say so.[\b]

Goat will be very disapointed in you taser.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on December 05, 2012, 11:28:10 pm

Goat will be very disapointed in you taser.

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Darkkarma on December 06, 2012, 12:50:01 am
I'm not Joan_of_Arc. Lol

This is exactly what I'm talking about, some people DON'T care, when they really should. Racial slurs and acts of racism shouldn't be ok on the internet.


Yes lets do this. While we are at it, lets not make jokes that make fun of homosexuality, people with downs syndrome,autistic people, folks with aspergers syndrome,people with little to no social skills, virgins over the age of 18,girls on the internet,politics,religion and anything else I missed.

This is the internet, man. You are going to run into people who joke like that all of the time. Context is everything, and just because one group of people make some ethnic jokes or throw around some racial slurs does not make them racist. What i saw when I went in there were a bunch of dudes that liked to relax, play the game and have a good time while tossing around all kinds of crude, vulgar humor and there is nothing wrong with that. They also weren't passed telling someone to shut the fuck up or get out when that person was being annoying or obnoxious ..Nothing wrong with that either.

I actually spent alot of time in TKoV vent and to be honest, it wasn't any worse than any other clan I played in. Even that big hairy nerd malke turned out to be a pretty cool dude.

I've never met you personally, but I know TKoV has always had a good number of loud, rowdy guys in there on the reg. I never saw any of them get kicked or banned so that definitely says something about your character right off the bat. For what little relevance it holds,one of TKoV's older, more respected members and I myself are black and we had no troubles in their vent. Walter was also a super cool fucking dude when I talked to him and he was well aware of my ethnicity.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: MartinTheMarine on December 06, 2012, 01:04:43 am
Thanks for showing up at the battle tonight guys, you did great and helped us take out as many tickets as we could despite the fact that all odds were against us.

No problem bro!!  :D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Siberian_Wolf on December 06, 2012, 07:06:57 pm
Yes lets do this. While we are at it, lets not make jokes that make fun of homosexuality, people with downs syndrome,autistic people, folks with aspergers syndrome,people with little to no social skills, virgins over the age of 18,girls on the internet,politics,religion and anything else I missed.

This is the internet, man. You are going to run into people who joke like that all of the time. Context is everything, and just because one group of people make some ethnic jokes or throw around some racial slurs does not make them racist. What i saw when I went in there were a bunch of dudes that liked to relax, play the game and have a good time while tossing around all kinds of crude, vulgar humor and there is nothing wrong with that. They also weren't passed telling someone to shut the fuck up or get out when that person was being annoying or obnoxious ..Nothing wrong with that either.

I actually spent alot of time in TKoV vent and to be honest, it wasn't any worse than any other clan I played in. Even that big hairy nerd malke turned out to be a pretty cool dude.

I've never met you personally, but I know TKoV has always had a good number of loud, rowdy guys in there on the reg. I never saw any of them get kicked or banned so that definitely says something about your character right off the bat. For what little relevance it holds,one of TKoV's older, more respected members and I myself are black and we had no troubles in their vent. Walter was also a super cool fucking dude when I talked to him and he was well aware of my ethnicity.

I would honestly like if none of those were used, but I know that's impossible. As you said, you'll meet many people on the internet, some are more offended by one thing more than the other, I myself is highly annoyed by even knowing someone has the nerve to utter that word, doesn't matter who it is.

I said in my previous post, most TKoV members don't deserve to be pushed together into a group of "rasict", because their not, and was my mistake, I apologize. But what I've seen so far are quite a few members come to support Martin and his actions, which altogether is just as wrong.

I am very pleased to see a mature reply and I will say on most points you are right and on somethings I might be wrong. Yet boiling it down to the core, saying and supporting the use of racial slurs is never ok.

However, I will do the decency of not posting in this thread after this post.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on December 06, 2012, 09:52:37 pm
Look bro I grew up in Arkansas, I know what it feels like to be stereotyped as a racist by ignorant sheltered shits like you my entire life. Nobody but you thinks anyone in my clan is being racist except for you, and everyone agrees you are a total dumbass.

I have had my school bus police escorted through "white" towns because players on my team are black. I have been called a "friend lover" from ignorant white trash in the stands of a gym and I have watched some my best friends get pocorn and coke poured on them because they are black as we walked to our locker room followed by cops. I have lived a blessed life, and there is a whole slew of shit I thankfully never have experienced in my life, but I know racism, I have experienced it first hand and know good and well it still exists.

I hate people like you that can brand an entire group of people as being racists over stupid shit liking martin calling some kid a "friend" over the internet. Would I have used that word for any reason? No, but I have a different background then martin. Dude risks his life as a firefighter every day of his career, but im sure if he had a similar upbringing as me he would think differently about the word. I dont care what martin says or does over the internet, its the INTERNET. You need to go outside and figure out what racism really is. I can tell you its not an Americanized word found in thousands of songs an integrated into our culture. Racism is not characterized by a word or words, but as the persons intent behind. Which is kind of hard to pick up over the internet wouldnt you say?

The fact is Rosa Parks didnt call shotgun, and you dont know the first thing about the background of my clan. So get off my couch nigga'
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on December 07, 2012, 12:22:12 am
On a side note: Look at the forums guys and sign up for the duel tourney on the 15th if you can make it.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Chestaclese on December 07, 2012, 01:14:51 am
Way to lose to Balion's Mercs in a clan scrim.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on December 07, 2012, 02:00:19 am
Way to bring up a Native scrim that happened 2 years ago.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Chestaclese on December 07, 2012, 02:47:33 am
Way to bring up a Native scrim that happened 2 years ago.

Why post it on your front page then?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on December 07, 2012, 09:02:12 am
Why post it on your front page then?

Rob wanted to show history from Native? Not sure. *shrug*

Wasn't history when he wrote them in though. Just left it in I assume.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Chestaclese on December 18, 2012, 05:41:51 am
Quote
I will always fight free for Remnant against Velucan, they hired me as a merc before only to drop me later. Their excuse: "Thinning Remnants roster"


How are you "thinning" our stratagus battle roster? Are you purposefully holding mercs out of battles by promising them a spot and dropping them last second so that they can't sign up for the other side? That's pretty dirty.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on December 27, 2012, 07:03:53 pm
Hope everyone had a good holiday! Almost time for the start of a new year.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Lordark on December 30, 2012, 04:42:14 am
Merry Xmas to the 'current' most prestigious strategus clan in the world!

I bring you frankincense, murr, and exotic bananas from Asugan castle as a present to ye Knights off Veluca!

Many blessings to you all!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Chestaclese on December 30, 2012, 09:38:16 am
As a high ranking member of the The Knights of Veluca I thought it a good idea to enter the fief New Amere and take a look around. I entered the Inn for a drink and inquired about the location of any young men of loose character.

"Over here mouth breather" said a man in a green and purple hood from a table near the back of the Inn.

A collection of throwing axes decorated the wall behind him and he straddled a crude looking pitchfork for support as he stood up to further persuade me to be his company.

"Hobb is it? The loosest of our men are at Halmar carving cudgels but I think I have a story your stupid brain would appreciate” the man I now recognized as Chestaclese propositioned.

“I think I’ll be on my way” I stuttered as I gestured to the bartender to forget my drink and backed my way towards the exit. Was no hope though. Chestaclese was persistent.

“Now, now Hobboclese” he joked while putting his arm around me before I could escape. “I have just the story. An uplifting tale for a man of your wits regarding a man of similar intelligence. Give me the pleasure of orating the ballad of Tom Cruise.”

He walked me back towards the table he previously occupied and sat me in a chair I could not escape from.

“Many mistake Tom Cruise of having a small inadequate brain. The truth of the matter however is that the majority of Tom’s brain is concentrated in his arms and legs. So while Tom has incredible muscle memory, he’s about as bright as a full solar eclipse on a cloudy day. While the majority of us wear armor in battle to protect us from others, Tom infact wears armor to protect himself from self inflicted blows. And there lies his one weakness and the only chance any opponent of Tom has, to somehow coerce Tom to remove his own helmet and wait for the fool to bash his own skull in. As easy a task this may seem no man has yet come close to defeating Lord Cruise. For while Tom is indeed stupid enough to remove his helmet if you asked him, not only can Tom not read, he has difficulty understanding basic fucking sentences. As if shooting Achilles in the heel was not enough, imagine Achilles was some stupid dog and Paris had coerce him to remove his boot before shooting.”

Chestaclese then looked me in the eye as if we held some untold secret and said, “I imagine only a slightly more intelligence retard could talk in such a way as to make Tom Cruise remove his helmet.”



Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Rainbow on January 04, 2013, 12:30:23 am
The most important thing is that I am back.  Beware all non TKOV!!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on January 05, 2013, 07:51:02 pm
The god Emperor Robert King of the Kingdom of Veluca has returned!
So lets git jigg wiff it my babes!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Paniolo808 on January 06, 2013, 11:58:24 pm
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on January 07, 2013, 05:32:40 am
MAN I JUST READ THE LAST PAGE AND MAAAAAAN.

Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on January 07, 2013, 01:39:43 pm
http://lamarapprovesofkoolaid.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: bagele on January 09, 2013, 05:32:22 am
PULSE TOLD ME TO JOIN.

so I am applying yo.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on January 12, 2013, 09:11:43 pm
http://lamarapprovesofkoolaid.ytmnd.com/
You always need mo' Koolaid
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: hamiler on January 21, 2013, 11:08:00 pm
Think there should be a Rank thats called bastard for all robs kids i know thats half of tkov but where all my brothers at =(
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Tuetensuppe on January 23, 2013, 02:09:36 am

http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/tuetens-tournament!/msg663522/#msg663522 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/tuetens-tournament!/msg663522/#msg663522)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on February 11, 2013, 05:30:55 pm
Rally brethren for we are at war!
I take no fondness to slowly dragging our foes to the pits of hell through attritious battles and losses.

As an Empire we have had time to build such strength to a point where it has made us bold and arrogant against the forces that may stand against us... We must remember what unbreakable strength we share as a Clan, remember the bonds forged in all the reliance we can place when we stand together!

Night after night, horde after horde of enemies stood at the walls of Bulugha and Alburq, but we stood as a united force to drive our enemies back.

These Occitan and Chevaliers have their backs against the walls, and they have demonstrated that this will not be a quick hewing of foes...
They will fight and rage like the dogs of war we all are!

Now! I say to you, rekindle that flame... That drive to see a brighter future. Now is the time that we must redouble our efforts. Where we make our enemies remember how far and furious the strength of the Empire can go!

To the fallen and to the future, stand together for the Empire! For
VELUCA!



*yeeeaaaaahhhhh wasting time at work RP* 8-)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 11, 2013, 11:50:39 pm
Hello,

http://forum.meleegaming.com/spam/na-power-rankings/msg721043/#new

I am Daruvian. You are filthy nerds. Here's a thread I made, and some of you are in it. Please review my submissions and suggest your own to come up with the ultimate NA POWER RANKINGS 2013 list.

Thanks nerds.

Did I already post this in here? I don't remember and I don't really give af.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on February 14, 2013, 01:48:39 pm
Rob! The front page info is OLD AS SHIT.
Update yo faction, Emperor.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: KaleLord on February 15, 2013, 10:19:37 pm
H1 1'm f45ut
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on February 17, 2013, 12:39:37 am
H1 1'm f45ut
Welcome Faust.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on March 01, 2013, 10:07:06 pm
if you guys are interested in doing art work or writing for our clan mainly scripted around strategus hit me up sometime. Here is an example of one of my pieces for this strat

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on March 01, 2013, 10:18:31 pm
if you guys are interested in doing art work or writing for our clan mainly scripted around strategus hit me up sometime. Here is an example of one of my pieces for this strat

(click to show/hide)
This was fucking awesome, Hobb!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 01, 2013, 10:25:15 pm
I don't have the cajones to do much RP writing even though I fuckin' love messing around with words. Respect to you guys as always. Maybe your writings will synthesize some internet-balls for me.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on March 01, 2013, 11:06:15 pm
The only possible good to come of this war, is that maybe this one will finally kill Tristran. The steward who hasn’t stayed in Veluca for twenty years. If truth be told Hobb has never been able to like the man despite their great success together.

Now i know hobb.... now i know... better watch your back once this war is over

Great story though  :D


Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on March 21, 2013, 06:38:13 pm
I miss my boo's... It's cold and lonely out here in space.

Nah, but forrealz do' I've seen way too much snow here (even if it is just a skiff) and it's only been a week! This is bullshit.
I hope you guys all got my nudies (and the special ones I sent to the lords  :wink:)

The plans for now has me back home around April 18th, so I'm either gonna look into getting something non-work associated to get down or just man up and live with the agony of not being able to assist my brothers.

Give those Occitan poopsmiths a good french kissing for me.  :D

Pulse, Colt... Don't forget to send me my taco flavored kisses at night. Keeps me warm in the harsh snow filled tundras of Africa.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on March 22, 2013, 07:33:39 pm
Quit being racist asshole, your in detroit.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 30, 2013, 05:16:11 am
DEAR NIGS OF TKOV
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Voso on March 30, 2013, 05:58:04 am
DEAR NIGS OF TKOV

aw shit

watch out son
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on March 31, 2013, 05:06:32 pm
yaiwenttheregetatmebro
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Rainbow on April 13, 2013, 05:37:53 pm
Tournament duels?  TKoV vs MB???  who's down!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on April 14, 2013, 12:32:37 am
Tournament duels?  TKoV vs MB???  who's down!?!?!?!?

Can we skip the tournament altogether and declare us the winner already just to save us the time?

 :lol:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: engurrand on April 17, 2013, 03:36:11 pm
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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on April 17, 2013, 04:10:56 pm
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my god, thats perfect
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Earthdforce on April 23, 2013, 12:41:32 am
Tournament duels?  TKoV vs MB???  who's down!?!?!?!?
I'm down ;)
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on May 24, 2013, 05:53:43 pm
Quick someone get me some checkers!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: bagele on May 26, 2013, 10:55:55 pm
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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on May 30, 2013, 05:08:27 am
omg fuck you .. i want ...

"Hold the tits!" - God King Robert of Veluca
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: MrShine on June 05, 2013, 07:24:22 pm
yo!  http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-c-rpg-clan-league-if-you-build-it-they-will-come/
RoR at TKoV Saturday 6/8 @ 10 PM EST

Can I count on you sweet blue bastards to have a crew assembled for this?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on June 10, 2013, 12:41:52 am
He awoke to a dry heat and silently cursed the godforsaken desert the Empire wanted to claim. Taser groaned as he rose from his bed, weary from the Great War that claimed so many of Veluca's sons. A messenger knocked at the door that brought Taser back to reality.

"One moment. Let me put on a robe." Taser grabbed his nomad robes, a heirloom from his great grandfather that had been mended countless times. After putting it on and telling his mistress to leave the back door, he opened the door. The messenger jumped up from a chair to hand Taser a message. "Its urgent sir. From Steward Tristran himself." the messenger said nervously. "Not good news I presume?" Taser asked. "No sire. Not at all." With a sigh, Taser sat down in his comfy chair and poured himself a drink. "Thank you for the message. You may leave. If you need supplies ask Augustine." The messenger left with a bow and closed the door behind him. He took the message, opened it and started reading.

Quote

Taser,

I trust you are in good health and hope you are as well. Things are dire in the homeland. The empire has crumbled around itself. The factions we trusted with much have betrayed us. HoC has taken much of what lies to the west of the Velucan homeland with claims on a village held by one of our lords. MB left not long after. Currently the empire is in shambles and we need to rebuild what we can. We need you and every man under your command to return to Veluca. Every lord and squire under Veluca is also commanded to do so. The Godking Emperor Robert has commanded me to write this and to send it to you and every lord in order to salvage what we can out of this disaster. His visions of peace in Calradia under his rule have been postponed.

By the way, take a few slaves for Robert as well. He is.. very distressed these days.

In service of the Godking Emperor Robert,

Tristran

He stared dumbfounded at the message. He thought it a practical joke but the official stamp was there right next to the Steward's signature. His hand shook as he grabbed his drink. "Impossible," he thought, "Why now? Do they not realize what we've sacrificed here? The amount of velucan sons that died in this damn desert could be stacked like cordwood for miles. The damn bastards.."



Upon arriving at Veluca with the ragtag army he had left from his campaigning in the desert, he smiled slightly at the sight before seeing the mess before its walls. The price of peace was high. Veluca itself was sieged to force a peace treaty with Occitan. The war has simply created a hole in which men, horses and money had simply disappeared into and oh, so many men had disappeared into the vastness of the hole that was the desert. He didn't recognize most of the men that had come back to Veluca with him and it pained him how many Velucans were buried in shallow graves in the sands. Not the place to bury a Velucan he muttered to himself. A true Velucan should be buried at home alongside his fathers.

Ignoring that, he felt relief the war was over but the news that war would start with their former allies in arms saddened him. As he trotted through the gates of Veluca, he hoped the war would be short as too many men died in the desert. There didn't need to be more bloodletting between former allies. As he finished that thought, a child waving a pamphlet cried out, "The hounds have attacked! They have sieged a village held by the Godking himself!" A small crowd gathered around the child as he tried to pass out pamphlets as quickly as they were taken. "So.. it has begun," Taser mused,"so be it then. Let the bloodletting begin anew."



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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: betard_lulz on June 19, 2013, 12:46:22 am
BUMP FOR JUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on July 07, 2013, 03:53:48 am
Our front page is so out-dated i can't even
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on July 07, 2013, 04:33:49 am
Our front page is so out-dated i can't even

I'm still a knight AND a veteran. Rob granted me the honor of being both.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Kuyamzoleta on July 07, 2013, 07:46:54 pm
I'm still a knight AND a veteran. Rob granted me the honor of being both.

I'm not even on the list! i'm the honorable ghost leader
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on July 07, 2013, 10:37:58 pm
Brave

New

World
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Artyem on July 07, 2013, 11:01:49 pm
Brave

New

World

How is it?  Been tempted to buy it but I still haven't really 'completed' god and kings.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on August 13, 2013, 04:20:05 pm
It's been a few months since my trip to Maryland and the fallout with TKoV and myself
And I've gotta say...

I miss my Pulse, and his delicious Taco Flavored kisses
I miss Colt and his drunken melodies that soothed even the greatest of beached whales
I miss the Drunken Goats and his burning desire to rule Caladria
I miss Zoleta and his large round eyes not used for squinting
Hobb and his heathen brother destroying mounted foes
That N*gger guy Martin
Tristan and his aptitude for handling all shitty situations
Rob for being that guy
ArcLegos for being my nigga that wasn't a nigga
Bongloader for loading so many bongs that it became a lifestyle
Sleepypanda for discussing some of the most twisted and disturbing sexual scenarios
AK for listening to said disturbing sexual scenarios
Ryan for being a badass plain n' simple
Taser for playing such an important and valued roll in everyone's lives as the token mute.

You Gentlemen are what make gaming communities great!
See ya on the battlefield.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on August 13, 2013, 11:52:18 pm
It's been a few months since my trip to Maryland and the fallout with TKoV and myself
And I've gotta say...

I miss my Pulse, and his delicious Taco Flavored kisses
I miss Colt and his drunken melodies that soothed even the greatest of beached whales
I miss the Drunken Goats and his burning desire to rule Caladria
I miss Zoleta and his large round eyes not used for squinting
Hobb and his heathen brother destroying mounted foes
That N*gger guy Martin
Tristan and his aptitude for handling all shitty situations
Rob for being that guy
ArcLegos for being my nigga that wasn't a nigga
Bongloader for loading so many bongs that it became a lifestyle
Sleepypanda for discussing some of the most twisted and disturbing sexual scenarios
AK for listening to said disturbing sexual scenarios
Ryan for being a badass plain n' simple
Taser for playing such an important and valued roll in everyone's lives as the token mute.

You Gentlemen are what make gaming communities great!
See ya on the battlefield.

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on August 19, 2013, 09:28:02 pm
It's been a few months since my trip to Maryland and the fallout with TKoV and myself
And I've gotta say...

I miss my Pulse, and his delicious Taco Flavored kisses
I miss Colt and his drunken melodies that soothed even the greatest of beached whales
I miss the Drunken Goats and his burning desire to rule Caladria
I miss Zoleta and his large round eyes not used for squinting
Hobb and his heathen brother destroying mounted foes
That N*gger guy Martin
Tristan and his aptitude for handling all shitty situations
Rob for being that guy
ArcLegos for being my nigga that wasn't a nigga
Bongloader for loading so many bongs that it became a lifestyle
Sleepypanda for discussing some of the most twisted and disturbing sexual scenarios
AK for listening to said disturbing sexual scenarios
Ryan for being a badass plain n' simple
Taser for playing such an important and valued roll in everyone's lives as the token mute.

You Gentlemen are what make gaming communities great!
See ya on the battlefield.

Awesome post bro!  It was fun while I was in the states.  To bad I didn't find TkoV or Crpg until I was about to go to Germany.   I go back in the TkoV TS, but the time difference always fuks it up.  Good times.   *single tear*
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on August 24, 2013, 06:20:18 am
It's been a few months since my trip to Maryland and the fallout with TKoV and myself

I miss the Drunken Goats and his burning desire to rule Caladria


The fallout is one sided, come back my love.  Also I'm not that bloodthirsty.  Just mostly, mostly.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on August 24, 2013, 06:48:24 am
The fallout is one sided, come back my love.  Also I'm not that bloodthirsty.  Just mostly, mostly.

Goat squad!

We're eco friendly.

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on August 24, 2013, 09:57:48 pm
dude i'm so tired of this goat shit. a goat is the single most useless creature on this planet. I mean think about it, what do people actually use goats for? Exactly, we don't use goats for any practical means. Nothing, not one thing can be said about the functionality of a goat, especially compared to other farm animals. I guess you can fuck the goats, or eat them, but seriously they are completly useless and It's silly that certain un-named people have to act like goats are something other than the shit stain imbreded farm animals that we all know they are. If you ranked the most irrelevant, un-needed creatures in a list:

455677- sloths
455678- minature horses
50,00000 feet of shit
455678- goats


so please, go fuck yourself goat
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on August 24, 2013, 10:02:14 pm
dude i'm so tired of this goat shit. a goat is the single most useless creature on this planet. I mean think about it, what do people actually use goats for? Exactly, we don't use goats for any practical means. Nothing, not one thing can be said about the functionality of a goat, especially compared to other farm animals. I guess you can fuck the goats, or eat them, but seriously they are completly useless and It's silly that certain un-named people have to act like goats are something other than the shit stain imbreded farm animals that we all know they are. If you ranked the most irrelevant, un-needed creatures in a list:

455677- sloths
455678- minature horses
50,00000 feet of shit
455678- goats


so please, go fuck yourself goat

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on August 26, 2013, 12:40:46 am
dude i'm so tired of this goat shit. a goat is the single most useless creature on this planet. I mean think about it, what do people actually use goats for? Exactly, we don't use goats for any practical means. Nothing, not one thing can be said about the functionality of a goat, especially compared to other farm animals. I guess you can fuck the goats, or eat them, but seriously they are completly useless and It's silly that certain un-named people have to act like goats are something other than the shit stain imbreded farm animals that we all know they are. If you ranked the most irrelevant, un-needed creatures in a list:

455677- sloths
455678- minature horses
50,00000 feet of shit
455678- goats


so please, go fuck yourself goat

So you equate the graceful and noble goat to a miniature horse? -1 sir.  I could enumerate the many beneficial qualities goats have imparted upon mankind for the past thousands of years, but I beleive this forum enforces a character limit.  I will leave you with this:

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gg.  I'd like to see molly or betsy or travis, or whatever ridiculous name you've given your horse this week do that.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Visconti on August 28, 2013, 05:02:04 am
So you equate the graceful and noble goat to a miniature horse? -1 sir.  I could enumerate the many beneficial qualities goats have imparted upon mankind for the past thousands of years, but I beleive this forum enforces a character limit.  I will leave you with this:

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gg.  I'd like to see molly or betsy or travis, or whatever ridiculous name you've given your horse this week do that.

Have to say, i think he has you there hobb. I was on your side till i saw that awesome goat.

Also, didnt see it till now but we miss you too jaren, your always welcome to hang with us again in TS
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 07, 2013, 03:56:14 am
Dear Hobb:

(click to show/hide)

I figure you's a ho, but you can't help it, cause you don't know it.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Necrorave on September 07, 2013, 03:57:55 am
I don't miss any of you one bit.

Okay maybe a little
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 07, 2013, 04:02:38 am
I don't miss any of you one bit.

okay, just goat squad
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 14, 2013, 03:15:20 am
You're such a coward, hobb.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Scervo on September 29, 2013, 05:30:24 pm
Where could one find more up to date information?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hobb on September 29, 2013, 06:52:20 pm
if you add me on steam. ( Samura1_Smurf ) or pm on these forums I can answer any questions
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Jaren on October 11, 2013, 05:32:21 am
I take back what I said, except for Pulse, Colt, Pabst and Goat... The rest of you... Lets FIGHT!!!!!!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on October 11, 2013, 08:10:12 am
I take back what I said, except for Pulse, Colt, Pabst and Goat... The rest of you... Lets FIGHT!!!!!!

Oh and so you forget me eh?



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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Necrorave on October 11, 2013, 03:24:26 pm
So is TKoV still a clan or something?  I didn't notice.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on October 29, 2013, 05:32:22 pm
I take back what I said, except for Pulse, Colt, Pabst and Goat... The rest of you... Lets FIGHT!!!!!!

F U Jaren.......I'm not hurt.............. :cry:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: betard_lulz on November 13, 2013, 04:40:24 pm
bump
#goatfactionfolyfe
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Hiln on November 19, 2013, 02:57:56 pm
BUmp TO Front Page  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: MartinTheMarine on December 02, 2013, 09:07:04 pm
Where has everyone been? You all act like the holidays should be spent with family. ITS CRPG PRIME TIME.
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: betard_lulz on December 24, 2013, 01:40:01 am
Bumping and watching porn AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Sari on January 27, 2014, 01:40:20 am
Where y'all go? (free bump) :D
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on February 22, 2014, 04:47:40 pm
btw guys. I'm on my way back to Good Ol MERRICA!. Can I have my spot back as dick warmer for TKoV Knights?
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Trebor on July 12, 2014, 07:04:18 pm
Hai Yall!
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Taser on July 13, 2014, 06:44:37 am
Hai Yall!

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Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Sari on July 14, 2014, 06:32:01 am
yay tkov
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Combaticus on September 15, 2014, 09:10:16 pm
RIP
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: betard_lulz on October 23, 2014, 04:02:16 pm
tkov never dies
Title: Re: [TKoV]We are The Kingdom of Veluca (Recruiting Na)
Post by: Combaticus on October 23, 2014, 05:27:00 pm
tkov never dies

RIP X2