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Strategus => Faction Halls => Topic started by: Trippin on February 03, 2011, 02:33:07 am
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As the Uber Ninja Battle Commando Lord Trippin, I am pleased to announce that the Autistic Roleplaying Man Child Ninja Zerg Clan is finally recruiting.
Please post your applications here. Before applying, be sure to make sure that you fit the above criteria (as specified in the clan name) in some way, shape, or form. TARMCNZC Uber Ninja Battle Commandos like myself are only looking to recruit the finest autistic ninja peasant slave underlings into our ranks.
The golden rule for our clan is as follows: You must obey the Uber Ninja Battle Commandos and the Warlord Samurai Slayer Masters at all times. You must worship them as if they are your god and you must reward them for their godliness through monetary compensation on a weekly basis. If you cannot bow down before your superiors and act as a slave, you need not apply. You should know before entering this clan that you are a pile of trash and your superiors are better than you in every way imaginable.
Applications must be in this format;
Sex:
Age:
Virginity:
Size of your wallet:
Here you must formally concede to the fact that the Uber Ninja Battle Commandos are better than you in every way, shape, and form. Thus, you must worship them as you gods (simply state this fact in your own words):
Three things that make you a good slave (besides your autism):
Archetype of your in-game character and how high your K:D ratio is (K:D is the only thing that matters):
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Sex:male slave
Age:20
Virginity:always
Size of your wallet: umm 67k?
I used to belive that there was no god/s, but now i see they are real in the form of uber ninja battle commandos. I have always felt great emptyness in my life, intill i read this post and realized...... i must serve my gods, in whatever meaningless and patheic way they command me. I swear to thrasher.
I have a good obedient dog brain, i never question authority, i hate thinking for myself.
2hander agility build,ninja to heavy armor, K/D is about 2/1.
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Let me join, Trippinz, let me join.
Sex: male
Age: 50
Virginity: yes
Size of your wallet: pauper
Could you please post your signature in bigger letters? I would like to replace my prayers with this one.
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Sex:male slave
Age:20
Virginity:always
Size of your wallet: umm 67k?
I used to belive that there was no god/s, but now i see they are real in the form of uber ninja battle commandos. I have always felt great emptyness in my life, intill i read this post and realized...... i must serve my gods, in whatever meaningless and patheic way they command me. I swear to thrasher.
I have a good obedient dog brain, i never question authority, i hate thinking for myself.
2hander agility build,ninja to heavy armor, K/D is about 2/1.
Accepted. Please change your signature to the following:
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Trolololol
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Trolololol
Coming from the guy trolling my thread.
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Coming from the guy trolling my thread.
Did Gorath pillage your butt-hole any time recently?
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Did Gorath pillage your butt-hole any time recently?
Coming from the guy part of his sooper kewl excloosive roleplaying clan...
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Coming from the guy part of his sooper kewl excloosive roleplaying clan...
Does is throb?
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Why didnt you accept me?
When you dont want to have me as your slave maybe as a friend?
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Humor in sub-cultures baffles me.
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Im confused
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Why didnt you accept me?
When you dont want to have me as your slave maybe as a friend?
You failed to concede the fact that I am a superior human being when in comparison to yourself.
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You failed to concede the fact that I am a superior human being when in comparison to yourself.
What can I say, I am not a liar.
I thought you were intelligent enough to understand that a human being cant be superior to the son of a god, even if he is imprisoned in a beautiful female body.
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Ewwwwwwwwww creepy 50 year old with pedophilic picture of a teen girl for avatar. Im so scured.
Oh and
TROLOLOLLLOLLLOLO.
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Ewwwwwwwwww creepy 50 year old... pedophil(e)...
I'm not Gorath bro.