As the Uber Ninja Battle Commando Lord Trippin, I am pleased to announce that the Autistic Roleplaying Man Child Ninja Zerg Clan is finally recruiting.
Please post your applications here. Before applying, be sure to make sure that you fit the above criteria (as specified in the clan name) in some way, shape, or form. TARMCNZC Uber Ninja Battle Commandos like myself are only looking to recruit the finest autistic ninja peasant slave underlings into our ranks.
The golden rule for our clan is as follows: You must obey the Uber Ninja Battle Commandos and the Warlord Samurai Slayer Masters at all times. You must worship them as if they are your god and you must reward them for their godliness through monetary compensation on a weekly basis. If you cannot bow down before your superiors and act as a slave, you need not apply. You should know before entering this clan that you are a pile of trash and your superiors are better than you in every way imaginable.
Applications must be in this format;
Sex:
Age:
Virginity:
Size of your wallet:
Here you must formally concede to the fact that the Uber Ninja Battle Commandos are better than you in every way, shape, and form. Thus, you must worship them as you gods (simply state this fact in your own words):
Three things that make you a good slave (besides your autism):
Archetype of your in-game character and how high your K:D ratio is (K:D is the only thing that matters):
