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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Smoothrich on October 12, 2011, 06:59:45 pm

Title: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Smoothrich on October 12, 2011, 06:59:45 pm: I feel there is a divine providence for the United States of America. We share values of equality, right of conscience, and personal enfranchisement. We will establish on Calradia the moral dignity and salvation of men. Our destiny is manifested in the need to spread these values and ideals, to become a union of many republics in respect of one lofty ideal: freedom.

But all great stories have a beginning, and all lives, even the life of this glorious nation, has a birth. The cradle of democracy in Calradia will be located here

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This claim is self-evident and there can be no argument or denial. God bless America.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: BADPLAYERold on October 12, 2011, 07:02:24 pm: Just to clarify this is Mechinj and Knudarr Castle.

God bless America.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: LordBerenger on October 12, 2011, 07:16:17 pm: USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!

If you get those filthy communists at ur throats just Nuke em to kingdom come!!!
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Teeth on October 12, 2011, 07:19:49 pm: How many members do you have?
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: LordBerenger on October 12, 2011, 07:22:28 pm: Quote from: SgtTeeh on October 12, 2011, 07:19:49 pm
How many members do you have?

It doesn't matter how many members they've got. All that matters is that they bleed red, white & blue and got bigger peens than anyone else.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Teeth on October 12, 2011, 07:29:21 pm: Quote from: CountBerenger on October 12, 2011, 07:22:28 pm
It doesn't matter how many members they've got. All that matters is that they bleed red, white & blue and got bigger peens than anyone else.
USA: 5.1 inches (94th on the world ranking)
The Netherlands: 6.2 inches (25th on the world ranking)

United States of TeenieWeenies
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Overdriven on October 12, 2011, 07:36:48 pm: Tempted to leave GK and do this:

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Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: SittingBull on October 12, 2011, 07:41:58 pm: USA would win.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Overdriven on October 12, 2011, 07:43:15 pm: Quote from: SittingBull on October 12, 2011, 07:41:58 pm
USA would win.

If they did it would only be because we didn't all that much care about NA lands and had a greater interest elsewhere :wink:
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: SittingBull on October 12, 2011, 07:44:29 pm: So you already concede defeat?

USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Overdriven on October 12, 2011, 07:45:19 pm: Quote from: SittingBull on October 12, 2011, 07:44:29 pm
So you already concede defeat?

USA! USA! USA!

Not at all. I'm merely saying if we give up those lands it's because we already created the largest empire Calradias ever seen...elsewhere :P
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Dehitay on October 13, 2011, 01:07:01 am: Hey, I hear there's a bunch of people fighting in the desert. Rumor is there's oil. Y'all should totally go down there and spread democracy for them.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: The_Angle on October 13, 2011, 02:05:59 am: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngvdDTCQn3g&feature=related
A new challenger has appeared!

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Come at me bro.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 14, 2011, 06:09:52 am: Let the jingoistic dribble begin!

USA USA USA
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: SPQR on October 14, 2011, 07:01:51 am: I just wanted to say that CSA claims the southern, poorer half of whatever USA claims.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: NuberT on October 14, 2011, 07:49:54 am: Shouldnt you claim the whole map, like USA claims the whole planet and the moon XD
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: dynamike on October 14, 2011, 04:14:13 pm: There is oil under Knudarr castle?
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: The_Devious_Duc_Volpe on October 14, 2011, 04:55:31 pm: There was...but I've already claimed it.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Keshian on October 14, 2011, 05:17:04 pm: Quote from: SPQR on October 14, 2011, 07:01:51 am
I just wanted to say that CSA claims the southern, poorer half of whatever USA claims.

Will there be fried chicken, grits, chewing tobacco and bad teeth too????
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Rikthor on October 14, 2011, 05:23:42 pm: Quote from: Keshian on October 14, 2011, 05:17:04 pm
Will there be fried chicken, grits, chewing tobacco and bad teeth too????

This ain't England boy! There will be NASCAR and plenty of it!
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Turkhammer on October 14, 2011, 05:50:21 pm: Quote from: NuberT on October 14, 2011, 07:49:54 am
Shouldnt you claim the whole map, like USA claims the whole planet and the moon XD

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion. Wanna be a vassal?
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Turkhammer on October 14, 2011, 05:51:13 pm: Quote from: SPQR on October 14, 2011, 07:01:51 am
I just wanted to say that CSA claims the southern, poorer half of whatever USA claims.

Deal, if you take Detroit too.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Keshian on October 14, 2011, 06:09:31 pm: Quote from: Rikthor on October 14, 2011, 05:23:42 pm
This ain't England boy! There will be NASCAR and plenty of it!

And fat chicks in spandex who think they are hot??

You Southern folk, make me sick, with your NASCARering and you fancy tooty slaves. You think you are so goody-tewshoos. Well, be warned, the North be coming for you and we bleed red, white, and blue up here (except Detroit, he's right, you can have Detroit).
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 14, 2011, 06:29:15 pm: Nobody wants Detroit unless you turn back the clock a few decades bleeeeeeeeegh. How about YOU keep Detroit.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: SPQR on October 14, 2011, 06:40:52 pm: We will fight you to the death in order to not take Detroit.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: LordBerenger on October 14, 2011, 06:40:56 pm: Quote from: Tears_of_Destiny on October 14, 2011, 06:29:15 pm
Nobody wants Detroit unless you turn back the clock a few decades bleeeeeeeeegh. How about YOU keep Detroit.

I want Detroit! I can have it and use the city to test secret under development weapons of mass destruction there.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Keshian on October 14, 2011, 06:47:32 pm: Quote from: CountBerenger on October 14, 2011, 06:40:56 pm
I want Detroit! I can have it and use the city to test secret under development weapons of mass destruction there.

Too late, been there done that.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 14, 2011, 06:48:14 pm: Quote from: SPQR on October 14, 2011, 06:40:52 pm
We will fight you to the death in order to not take Detroit.

And that's how the Civil War happened.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Anwyl on October 14, 2011, 10:05:17 pm: Quote from: SgtTeeh on October 12, 2011, 07:29:21 pm
USA: 5.1 inches (94th on the world ranking)
The Netherlands: 6.2 inches (25th on the world ranking)

United States of TeenieWeenies

Not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

You have my support USA!
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Beans on October 14, 2011, 10:39:09 pm: Quote from: NuberT on October 14, 2011, 07:49:54 am
Shouldnt you claim the whole map, like USA claims the whole planet and the moon XD

We share Antarctica, there are numerous Norwegian weather stations there. We don't claim the whole planet come on...
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: LordBerenger on October 14, 2011, 10:40:05 pm: Quote from: Anwyl on October 14, 2011, 10:05:17 pm
Not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

You have my support USA!

What if the boat doesn't fit the ocean? :shock:

But yeah. USA USA USA!!!
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Keshian on October 15, 2011, 05:41:04 am: Quote from: Anwyl on October 14, 2011, 10:05:17 pm
Not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

You have my support USA!

Plus I think these videos speak for themselves regarding "HUGE AMERICAN PENIS" comapred to the rest of the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrAHtjt2cqQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrAHtjt2cqQ&feature=related)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G30gIjZWKk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G30gIjZWKk)
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Dante_Goujian on October 15, 2011, 01:46:55 pm: Quote from: SgtTeeh on October 12, 2011, 07:29:21 pm
USA: 5.1 inches (94th on the world ranking)
The Netherlands: 6.2 inches (25th on the world ranking)

United States of TeenieWeenies

Oh crap, they must have included our hispanic and asian population in those figures
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: Teeth on October 15, 2011, 02:37:16 pm: Quote from: Dante_Goujian on October 15, 2011, 01:46:55 pm
Oh crap, they must have included our hispanic and asian population in those figures
They get canceled out by the black population.
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: EyeBeat on October 15, 2011, 09:17:07 pm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYX11Dzws0
Title: Re: Claims of the United States of America (USA)
Post by: LordBerenger on October 15, 2011, 09:21:31 pm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKFyI7pqqLg&feature=related