This ain't England boy! There will be NASCAR and plenty of it!
And fat chicks in spandex who think they are hot??
You Southern folk, make me sick, with your NASCARering and you fancy tooty slaves. You think you are so goody-tewshoos. Well, be warned, the North be coming for you and we bleed red, white, and blue up here (except Detroit, he's right, you can have Detroit).