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Title: Children
Post by: Artyem on February 02, 2011, 09:29:58 pm
I know a majority of you are pedophiles, so I want you tell me what you think of children.


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Title: Re: Children
Post by: Ishar on February 02, 2011, 09:43:35 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9jBiosg1x4
All I have to say.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 02, 2011, 09:56:10 pm
Stay single.  Stay childless.  That's my thoughts and advice to every man in the world. 
Title: Re: Children
Post by: FICO on February 02, 2011, 10:35:50 pm
they are your most loved gremlins. and yes, the grow too fast  :( soon my boys would not cuddle because they will be "big boys"
sigh
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Artyem on February 03, 2011, 01:41:47 am
Interesting views.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Christo on February 03, 2011, 01:57:18 am
Im young, but I've always found Children annoying. They irritate me for some reason.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Bull on February 03, 2011, 02:10:07 am
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."
-Mark Twain

"Mothers are more fond of their children than fathers because they are more certain that they are their own."
- Aristotle

Food for thought
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Noctivagant on February 03, 2011, 02:23:47 am
Next time you post, "think of the children" though.
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Title: Re: Children
Post by: Christo on February 03, 2011, 02:27:30 am
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loool
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Siiem on February 03, 2011, 03:18:35 pm
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Title: Re: Children
Post by: FICO on February 03, 2011, 03:46:55 pm
this is no 4chan :mad:
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 03, 2011, 06:37:59 pm
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Quick, send her to Balton.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Noctivagant on February 03, 2011, 08:14:20 pm
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Title: Re: Children
Post by: Dunecat on February 03, 2011, 08:38:34 pm
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Title: Re: Children
Post by: Trippin on February 04, 2011, 06:59:17 am
Stay single.  Stay childless.  That's my thoughts and advice to every man in the world.

That is very good advice for a man if they are horribly ugly and uninteresting.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 04, 2011, 09:05:37 pm
That is very good advice for a man if they wish to keep their freedom and income untarnished.


Indeed, I agree.
Quickest ways to lose money and freedom:  Have a woman, have a child.  Have them both at your own peril.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Trippin on February 04, 2011, 10:00:49 pm

Indeed, I agree.
Quickest ways to lose money and freedom:  Have a woman, have a child.  Have them both at your own peril.

Wow, that was clever. I see what you did there bro. Altering quotes is so mature and smart.

Anyway, you are only correct to a certain extent. I am someone who has met quite a few women in my life and have heard stories from a lot of very rich men regarding gold digging whores (I am Iranian, as is my family... we have some interesting connections). It really all depends on who you marry. Women are just like men; they are all different to some extent and they are also the same to some extent as well.

You will indeed lose freedom, in a sense, by committing to any kind of relationship. But at the same time, the benefits can outweigh this. Money? Well, some of us have more than we can spend (I am not one of them). A decent women will only look for a man that can help to support them, not lavish them. But there are a lot of women who just marry to get money; that is what you have to look out for. I was lucky enough to avoid that trap a few times thanks to advice from my family. Red flags aren't hard to spot.

But on the other hand, there are some really awesome woman out there too. You just need to find them.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 05, 2011, 12:05:42 am
You will indeed lose freedom, in a sense, by committing to any kind of relationship. But at the same time, the benefits can outweigh this.

Sex.  That is the only reason to have a woman around (aside from the obvious sammich making skills).  Want companionship and a loyal friend?  Go hang out with your bros.  Or get a dog.  Chances are they don't suffer from schizophrenia, mood swings, illogical reasoning failure, or any of the other shortcomings of the female gender.  House cleaning?  Hire a maid, it's cheaper and higher quality service.  Nah, logically the only reason to be with a woman is long enough to defile every orifice she has and then move on, preferrably with video.

The only way you can counter this is to speak illogically and go by some percieved emotional tomfoolery.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Siboire on February 05, 2011, 12:19:58 am
Sex.  That is the only reason to have a woman around (aside from the obvious sammich making skills).  Want companionship and a loyal friend?  Go hang out with your bros.  Or get a dog.  Chances are they don't suffer from schizophrenia, mood swings, illogical reasoning failure, or any of the other shortcomings of the female gender.  House cleaning?  Hire a maid, it's cheaper and higher quality service.  Nah, logically the only reason to be with a woman is long enough to defile every orifice she has and then move on, preferrably with video.

The only way you can counter this is to speak illogically and go by some percieved emotional tomfoolery.

I laughed a lot but I hope you're not serious, not all women are like that  and you can love a girl not only for doing her... 8-) :wink:
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Ishar on February 05, 2011, 12:44:13 am
I laughed a lot but I hope you're not serious, not all women are like that  and you can love a girl not only for doing her... 8-) :wink:
I've yet to meet one.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Trippin on February 05, 2011, 04:19:06 am
Sex.  That is the only reason to have a woman around (aside from the obvious sammich making skills).  Want companionship and a loyal friend?  Go hang out with your bros.  Or get a dog.  Chances are they don't suffer from schizophrenia, mood swings, illogical reasoning failure, or any of the other shortcomings of the female gender.  House cleaning?  Hire a maid, it's cheaper and higher quality service.  Nah, logically the only reason to be with a woman is long enough to defile every orifice she has and then move on, preferrably with video.

The only way you can counter this is to speak illogically and go by some percieved emotional tomfoolery.

Obviously you haven't had very many good experiences with women before (or rather, not much experience), as you are generalizing females greatly. There are similar generalizations about men as well, but they are not true 100% of the time as we both probably know.

I can tell you first that that women are good for a lot more than sex. Without delving into my life experiences, I'll tell you that females friends have helped me get out of a lot tougher situations than my male friends have.


I've yet to meet one.

If you look anything like the guy in your pic, I can see why. Women have standards too.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 05, 2011, 04:30:13 am
I'll tell you that females friends have helped me get out of a lot tougher situations than my male friends have.

Completely irrelevant and doesn't do anything to disprove my point.  If anything, it simply tells me that you have shitty friends.  Anything those alleged "female friends" (which given your choice of avatar and trolling method I find unlikely to exist as any man that pretends, poorly, to be a female online has serious issues.  Whether used to troll or not) supposedly helped you with, a male friend could have done as well.  Again, women are good for sex and any other function they can serve can be found elsewhere.  Before someone says procreation:
1)  That's a byproduct of sex
2)  We can clone now bitches!
Title: Re: Children
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 05, 2011, 04:52:48 am
Again, women are good for sex and any other function they can serve can be found elsewhere. 

Wait what? Surely any function can be found elsewhere? Why even bother with the sex? Just be gay. Problem solved. Then you don't even need those irritating women for sex! Problem solved - they're out of your life for good ;)
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 05, 2011, 06:16:18 am
Just be gay.

Therein lies the only flaw in your logic.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Siboire on February 05, 2011, 06:40:12 am
Lol I won't start arguing about such a subject XD but I'll simply say I sincerly hope for you guys like Gorath that one day you find love and happyness with a girl and not only cuz she's good at sex...  8-)

There's more important stuff in life beside sex and video games  :wink: and if you want to be happy on the long run, you better understand that fast... or either become gay or stay single and alone for the rest of your life :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 05, 2011, 07:34:35 am
10 years of married life, 8 year old child that I have full custody of as a single father. 
With that said; 

There's more important stuff in life beside sex and video games  :wink: and if you want to be happy on the long run, you better understand that
No, no there's not.  And no, no you don't.  Don't listen to this person ^.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Children
Post by: FICO on February 05, 2011, 10:56:43 am
my female makes more money than me. me be happy. ;) go emancipation! b lazy
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Ishar on February 05, 2011, 05:05:05 pm
If you look anything like the guy in your pic, I can see why. Women have standards too.
Yes, lots of standards. They all look like this:
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Title: Re: Children
Post by: Thucydides on February 05, 2011, 06:12:08 pm
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Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 05, 2011, 08:01:06 pm
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Mission accomplished  8-)
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Trippin on February 09, 2011, 01:16:15 am
10 years of married life, 8 year old child that I have full custody of as a single father. 

I knew it. I was actually going to make a post predicting that you were as you said are, or a virgin. That pretty much explains everything. You had a bad experience with marriage, and now you are bitter towards women.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: MountedRhader on February 09, 2011, 01:24:25 am
LOL ishar you're just plain epic
Title: Re: Children
Post by: MrExxc on February 09, 2011, 01:24:59 am
 Ode to the beautiful thing love can be, love, you dictate my steps, may it be love for my passion, love of life, booze or smokes, or simply women, them pretty women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9PpN2NIaw)
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Michael on February 09, 2011, 01:40:49 am
Obviously you haven't had very many good experiences with women before (or rather, not much experience), as you are generalizing females greatly. There are similar generalizations about men as well, but they are not true 100% of the time as we both probably know.

I can tell you first that that women are good for a lot more than sex. Without delving into my life experiences, I'll tell you that females friends have helped me get out of a lot tougher situations than my male friends have.


If you look anything like the guy in your pic, I can see why. Women have standards too.





I d like to add that female friends are often more loyal than male friends.

To tell the truth, I have only 2 male friends I trust, all others, ah no.



Trippinz when do you come to Europe?

Have you ever been in Iran?




And Gorath, relationships are also work, you need to invest some time when you want to keep them smoothy. I mean, you play videogames night and day, and then its the girls fault? Ah yes. Interesting point of view.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 09, 2011, 01:45:16 am
You had experience with marriage, and now you understand the nature of women.

Yup.
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Title: Re: Children
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 09, 2011, 06:56:17 am
Gorath...

I know it's part of your shtick, but it gets a bit repetitive.

I hope you don't make jokes like that to your daughter :(   
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 09, 2011, 07:00:38 am
I hope you don't make jokes like that to your daughter :(

Nah, I don't make jokes like that to my daughter.  She gets my sammich made quickly and right the first time she's told.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: FICO on February 09, 2011, 09:03:23 am
Wait what? Surely any function can be found elsewhere? Why even bother with the sex? Just be gay. Problem solved. Then you don't even need those irritating women for sex! Problem solved - they're out of your life for good ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo&feature=channel
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Quirian on February 09, 2011, 10:58:02 pm
I likez this thread, really :D

Trippin actually is a boy and tries to be a great troll like chadz or gorath, but she is nothing but a big failure with a fucking "me haz iphone picture"
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Ishar on February 10, 2011, 02:16:19 am
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Title: Re: Children
Post by: Quirian on February 10, 2011, 03:11:21 am
WAOW
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Trippin on February 10, 2011, 08:44:02 am
Have you ever been in Iran?

Yes, I have; my family is actually Iranian. I don't speak very fluent Farsi, though I have been to Iran once before in my life. Are you Iranian too by chance?
Title: Re: Children
Post by: FICO on February 10, 2011, 10:05:53 am
Yes, I have; my family is actually Iranian. I don't speak very fluent Farsi, though I have been to Iran once before in my life. Are you Iranian too by chance?
you could arrange some marriage
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Matey on February 10, 2011, 10:23:54 am
Well it seems apparent that Gorath has given up on women because he is terrified he might get one pregnant and have another child to raise... thats why he is courting Balton now; just as much sex but no chance of children!
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Trippin on February 10, 2011, 01:32:12 pm
you could arrange some marriage

You are clearly very well informed when it comes to Persian culture.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: FICO on February 10, 2011, 02:44:38 pm
 :shock:
OH MY GOD!!!!
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they found my wife's make-up
make-up is no more usable in conventional way
who's going to be guilty?!


did i mention PMS?

pray for my life, pray
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Quirian on February 10, 2011, 02:47:59 pm
Hehe... post some pictures of her rage :D
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Gorath on February 10, 2011, 07:32:14 pm
Well it seems apparent that Gorath has given up on women because he is terrified he might get one pregnant and have another child to raise... thats why he is courting Balton now; just as much sex but no chance of children!

OMG YOU FOUND ME OUT!
 :mrgreen:

Nah, there's no "giving up on women".  Simply an aknowledgment of their function and worth.  A good rut, and nothing more.  Just working girls waiting for negotiations.  Some want drinks.  Others want food and entertainment tacked on.  And some are honest and up front with the world about the nature of women and ask for cash up front.  The seattle area has quite a large selection of quality "companion" services and full service massage parlors.  Some day, given technological advances, we'll probably be able to just swipe our cards down women's ass cracks to pay out.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Templar_Ratigan on February 10, 2011, 07:40:49 pm
I have a nephew, thats enough for now I think.
Title: Re: Children
Post by: Michael on February 11, 2011, 03:13:47 pm
Yes, I have; my family is actually Iranian. I don't speak very fluent Farsi, though I have been to Iran once before in my life. Are you Iranian too by chance?


Yes, and no. =)

Unfortunately, I would have to get a fake identity or something to enter the territory, sad.