Let the EU vs America flaming begin.
Actually this is sorta reversed epeen contest with a bromance incorperated... but wtf.
It seems EU players don't care about a epeen or lickin' contest...
OP updated with the latest pro player.
I love how NA community allways makes some list of best players and then rage about it :D
We saw it on taleworlds forum few times too ;)
Murmillus_Prime, not Murmuring_Prime!
Merkin_Zant!
Merc_Vicious_666_XV+ (when he finishes looming everything). In a week or so, you will see him in full loomed milanese plate + full loomed charger, sword, shield, gauntlets. 83 body armor :D You may try to spam him with a 2h sword in your agi character, but it won't do much damage. Only real men with str builds will be able to kill him :D
Other players to look out for (yeah ok i said i didn't want to make a list but i see the thread isn't full of drama so ok):
Templar_Larva (if he wants to win he will kill your whole team. assassinate him quickly)
Merc_Bjorsomething (2hander, high agi. Hard to surprise)
DRZ_Pandar (good kung fu, lots of kicks)
It's Templar_Lerva and Merc_Bjord :)
Americaaaa Fuck ya!
Hmm then
Be alarmed if some legio clan players are in your team while others are in the opposite team, they could spawn naked and just suicide/leech/ghost for their clanmates. Happened a few times.
If it's morning (if i play in the morning = i didn't sleep that night) be alarmed about me, stay away from my masterwork nodachi. I usually don't tk but in that case reactions become slower and sometimes i don't stop the swing in times or don't see a mate trying to killwhore right besides me who will intercept a swing and die in place of the enemy (who will be most grateful in that case).
If Bjorsomething uses his alt Pippi, he tends to overrun teammates with his horse several times (like 2 times every round). Stay away from that horse, other than that he's good at killing enemies. Alternatively you can kill the horse and make him rage (or get kicked/banned because of intentional horsekilling, which is a serious crime).
A guy named Linx with 205-250 ping. He will just die, then whine, and will always say he can play perfectly fine with 250 ping, only to complain 5 seconds later about missing manual blocks.
Fallen_sultan_khalifa, he not only overruns teammates but does 2-3 teamkills with his lance every round (not intentional, he just has bad aim).
Many more i can't think about at the moment, mostly throwers/archers who shoot in melee, or cav who tries to bump an enemy but tend to bump you most of the time.
lol did u have to name me !!
this was in the morning and i was kinda drunk ehh i did it in one round and the next round i was the first on my team xD
Drunk, in the morning? heh :PIf I can remeber it was 3-5 Am :lol:
Be alarmed if you have Turks in your team, and in a clusterfuck DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET CLOSE TO THEM, you will be TK'ed or if you are lucky only teamdamaged. When the Turks are on and in your team if you break the above rule I can guarantee 90% of the times you'll get TK'ed.
Be alarmed, bitches. IT'S THE MERCS.
(you can also be slightly alarmed of GingerBread, but only slightly, yo.)
Also, I have recently seen the truth in this. There are no teamkillers like the Turks. It's like they recruit based on how many TKs you make a round. (now that I think about it, maybe Siiem should join 'em.)
Yea i had a tricycle too when i was a child...
Meh, I've seen beter...
Like this: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
(http://www.directupload.net)
Upsss.
It wasn't posted because it was an exceptional invidual score, my old friendmeister. Also, that ain't battle. my old friend.
It was posted because there were 2 exceptional individual scores. Don't claim posting an epeen screenshot isn't about epeen. Also, no it's not battle, so my score hasn't been inflated by backstabbing archers or killing helpless peasants, it's all glorious one on one combat. bundle of sticks. :wink:
Damn, that screen that Lansamur posted is something else though. My guess is all those kills were just backstabbed archers and peasants. :wink:
Also, no it's not battle, so my score hasn't been inflated by backstabbing archers or killing helpless peasants, it's all glorious one on one combat. bundle of sticks. :wink:
The only thing your score was inflated with was refilling your HP back to full after every fight. Go you beast! No hard feelings, but your logic fails.
It is far more impressive to get good kill/death ratio on a duel server.
Depends on the opponents. :wink:
Lies.
How dare you?
Want to be permanently baned?
Appalling scoreshots, only Tommy cuts the cool. But, he's cav so -50 kills like Xant said.+ the screenshot is from before big patch and cav nerf. :P
+ the screenshot is from before big patch and cav nerf. :P
+ the screenshot is from before big patch and cav nerf. :P
EDIT:
God... I should have screened the time I got 69 - 0
That would wipe all the smug grins off your schmuck faces.
Urist had better :rolleyes:
Meh, I've seen beter...
Like this: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
I'd take tommy over the whole of the Caribbean, in fact I intend to on our honeymoon.
Time for the carebears to start commenting.
But yes I agree, move this to spam. And Xant make a new alarm list, but a troll-free one.
No its definetly the k/d that counts. And on that note I have achieved the highest k/d possible. I got 1 kill and 0 deaths, which gives me a k/d of infinite. Take that suckers!
I usually just look at the enemy top scorers when i'm dead, and decide if and who i want to kill next round to improve my team's winning chances. I became fairly decent at assassinating by doing that regularly. (so if i'm targeting someone, no nothing personal you just happen to be on the top of the scoreboard). So i won't add any names to the list, i don't want people to misinterpret and think i target them personally.
lick my butt n suck on my balls ! America fuck yeahhhh
pity you're just a 1492 european exile. real americans got shot down by colonists 400 years ago and by cowboys 200 years ago.Indeed
so unless you're a native, should really sit.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Be alarmed, bitches. IT'S THE MERCS.
(you can also be slightly alarmed of GingerBread, but only slightly, yo.)
Also, I have recently seen the truth in this. There are no teamkillers like the Turks. It's like they recruit based on how many TKs you make a round. (now that I think about it, maybe Siiem should join 'em.)
No its definetly the k/d that counts. And on that note I have achieved the highest k/d possible. I got 1 kill and 0 deaths, which gives me a k/d of infinite. Take that suckers!
Let the EU vs America flaming begin.
yeah just take a look at the names in the opposite team. i don't know how your score would be versus nords/greys/byzantium. GJ slaughtering pubbers and showing off epeen anyway :lol:
yeah just take a look at the names in the opposite team. i don't know how your score would be versus nords/greys/byzantium. GJ slaughtering pubbers and showing off epeen anyway :lol:
two of those clans didn't even exist back then, pay attention to dates
Sorry, I already finished #1 ten months ago when the post was made, you're late to the party.
Also, goddamn my ping used to be awesome. 45 stable.. good ol' days.
eh i had a six month break from december to march so ofc i'm late. yep good old xp days indeed i missed.wait what? six month break from december to march?
wait what? six month break from december to march?
My list of bad ones:
Corrado_the_Grey, Bodyguard_the_Grey, Sniper_IV_the_Grey, Ston3rh, Hopleet
This guy generally plays siege and is useless never seen him with a good k / d, in fact never seen him, seems like one of the plebs.
kills 1
death 2
k/d 0.5
WOW awesome stats tho :p
lvl 29 1 kill (HE IS A GOD AMONGST MEN GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!)