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Title: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: POOPHAMMER on September 28, 2011, 07:11:19 am
Today is a good day

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Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Huey Newton on September 28, 2011, 07:14:15 am
O HAPPY DAY
O HAPPY DAY

they can't hold back a GoD for long
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Vibe on September 28, 2011, 07:53:01 am
Wow
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Native_ATS on September 28, 2011, 08:02:02 am
Today is a good day

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i was happy to see him in game. So is he back on the forms as well?
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Artyem on September 28, 2011, 08:07:46 am
Yep, he's back on the forums.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Phoenix on September 28, 2011, 08:23:09 am
Ohh great....
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Matey on September 28, 2011, 08:34:17 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxZASSqP0h4&feature=related
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Balton on September 28, 2011, 09:10:30 am
D'awww, thanks guys. I'd like to thank Shik, chadz, and Cmp, who made this all possible, and of course my friends here in the c-rpg community, whom have supported me every step of the way. It's good to be back :D
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: MrShovelFace on September 28, 2011, 09:13:38 am
who the fuck let that asshole in here

I thought we were talking about Ibo Balton, NYC's famous urban planner
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Malaclypse on September 28, 2011, 09:29:10 am
Shovel muted for anti-Balton propaganda.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Joker86 on September 28, 2011, 09:30:43 am
my friends

 :shock:  :?:

But as long as you reduce your narcissisitc behaviour (or better: get an unbiased view on your existance) and respect other persons I'm fine with it. Welcome back.

But it's a shame you weren't forbidden to use yourself as avatar. This is no gay homepage, I don't want to see any half-female guys posing around. So I will put you on ignore, sorry.

P.S.: I know, I am wide-eyed, people like him don't change or get an enlightenment, otherwise they'd have to commit suicide  :wink:
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Vibe on September 28, 2011, 09:33:10 am
Shovel muted for anti-Balton propaganda.

More like this (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,16973.msg242029.html#msg242029)
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Malaclypse on September 28, 2011, 10:09:37 am
More like this (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,16973.msg242029.html#msg242029)

I prefer my version.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Kenji on September 28, 2011, 10:16:20 am
I prefer my version.
Both gave me good lols :lol:

Truly amusing that someone has returned from the lands of the exiled after.. how long? Balton's last post before perma banned was in, like.. Feburary, right?

Over half a year's time we're talkin' here.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Stabby_Dave on September 28, 2011, 11:30:44 am
Anyone ever notice how balton is like barney stinson?
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Bjord on September 28, 2011, 02:39:55 pm
Barney Stinson?
 
You give him too much credit, that guy is the icon of awesome. For Balton to achieve that sort of status there needs to be general consensus of said status and I highly doubt that will ever become fact. In his mind however, that's a different story. Hell, he probably even compares himself with Caesar or Augustus.
 
Anyhow, to me Balton was never anything but a poor attempt. However I'll give him one thing, he was good at getting attention.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: B3RS3RK on September 28, 2011, 02:41:26 pm
You know Neil Patrick harris is gay, right?

Barney doesnt seem half so cool now, eh.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Stabby_Dave on September 28, 2011, 04:27:07 pm
Barney Stinson?
 
You give him too much credit, that guy is the icon of awesome. For Balton to achieve that sort of status there needs to be general consensus of said status and I highly doubt that will ever become fact. In his mind however, that's a different story. Hell, he probably even compares himself with Caesar or Augustus.
 
Anyhow, to me Balton was never anything but a poor attempt. However I'll give him one thing, he was good at getting attention.

Yea, I actually meant he's like Barney since he's gay IRL.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: dynamike on September 28, 2011, 04:32:32 pm
FREE MrShovelFace !!!




On another thought... let him rot in no-post hell for a while - just for shits and giggles  :wink:
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Bjord on September 28, 2011, 05:49:54 pm
You know Neil Patrick harris is gay, right?

Barney doesnt seem half so cool now, eh.

What does a fictional character in a sit com have anything to do with the real actor beside the fact that the actor is playing the character?

Barney Stinson isn't less awesome because Neil Patrick Harris is gay. Neither is Gandalf less bad ass, nor Magneto because sir Ian McKellen happens to take it up the pooper.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Oberyn on September 29, 2011, 01:17:11 am
Gandalf...Magneto...take it up the pooper.

Cannot be unseen.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Vibe on September 29, 2011, 08:47:34 am
You know Neil Patrick harris is gay, right?

Barney doesnt seem half so cool now, eh.

Got a problem with gay people bro?

The

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says hi!
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 29, 2011, 09:06:46 am
Man I look hot in that photo.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Balton on September 29, 2011, 09:47:53 am
The half naked parading guys don't even have abs, I would be ashamed.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Braeden on September 29, 2011, 09:55:09 am
It's funny how autistic you are, Braeden.
Man, it was hard to get hate without you here.  Good to have you back.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Cepeshi on September 29, 2011, 09:56:33 am
Kewl to see his abs back, finally i know what Panos babbled about all the time  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Balton on September 29, 2011, 10:08:32 am
Man, it was hard to get hate without you here.  Good to have you back.

Most people are afraid to challenge authority. Not me, I like to put you in your place ;)

Kewl to see his abs back, finally i know what Panos babbled about all the time  :mrgreen:

The legend lives on.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Braeden on September 29, 2011, 10:11:09 am
Most people are afraid to challenge authority. Not me, I like to put you in your place ;)
Luckily, I don't feel the same.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Balton on September 29, 2011, 10:13:45 am
Luckily, I don't feel the same.

That's a pretty ironic statement, considering your past actions.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Cyclopsided on September 29, 2011, 10:45:08 am
You need a more prevalent adonis belt, bro.
You need to keep your place as the most aesthetic player of cRPG.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Vibe on September 29, 2011, 10:46:16 am
The half naked parading guys don't even have abs, I would be ashamed.

The fallen brigayd has other qualities!
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: POOPHAMMER on September 29, 2011, 01:36:17 pm
I am putting in my name change for GoD now
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: SeQuel on September 29, 2011, 07:35:13 pm
Have you ever joined a competition to lift weights or something Balton? and won?
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Balton on September 29, 2011, 10:53:18 pm
You need a more prevalent adonis belt, bro.
You need to keep your place as the most aesthetic player of cRPG.

It's just the angle of the picture, you can see veins around the adonis belt even from so far away, as well as a change in shading, indicating a different depth sequence.

The fallen brigayd has other qualities!

It is a good picture nonetheless.

I am putting in my name change for GoD now

Welcome :D

Have you ever joined a competition to lift weights or something Balton? and won?

Whilst my numbers are high enough to easily secure me first in any amateur competition, I live in Alaska. It's not worth flying down to the lower 48 in order to compete in an amateur competition, and I don't take training seriously enough to make it my life's source of income (it's just a hobby).
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Cyclopsided on September 30, 2011, 01:49:09 am
Then post a better picture.

Oh, Balton. I started going to the gym 6 weeks ago and am bulking until next spring when I cut. Been adding 1 pound per week to my body weight, feels good.
I've always been a distance runner and never did any upper body sports so I have awful arms even though I swim. To make it more ridiculous, I am 5'10 with a 6' 2'' wingspan.
Going from skinny runner mode to a full body. Arms/shoulders are going to be a bitch to fill out.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Balton on October 01, 2011, 02:28:25 am
Then post a better picture.

Oh, Balton. I started going to the gym 6 weeks ago and am bulking until next spring when I cut. Been adding 1 pound per week to my body weight, feels good.
I've always been a distance runner and never did any upper body sports so I have awful arms even though I swim. To make it more ridiculous, I am 5'10 with a 6' 2'' wingspan.
Going from skinny runner mode to a full body. Arms/shoulders are going to be a bitch to fill out.

Nice, you get beginner gains for the first 3 or so months; I am sure you'll progress fast. Just remember, if you want to grow, you gotta row.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Cyclopsided on October 01, 2011, 06:46:46 am
I am loving my beginner gains. I'll probably hit my goal weight on beginner gains alone since I'm just looking to fill out my frame. I'm not trying to powerlift or get big in any way.
I row, Deadlift, squat, bench, OHP, dip, pullups. All the big compounds.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Teeth on October 01, 2011, 02:10:36 pm
I sit
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Vibe on October 01, 2011, 06:29:14 pm
I fuck
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Xant on October 01, 2011, 08:50:22 pm
I'm gay
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Mtemtko on October 01, 2011, 11:26:56 pm
Isleep
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2011, 01:06:05 am
I shit
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Thucydides on October 02, 2011, 03:12:57 am
I robot
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2011, 04:07:57 am
All the while people are sitting, fucking, being gay, sleeping and shitting, not a single fuck was given that day about Baltard.
 
I mean pathetic... Only 3 pages and this is supposed to be the "legendary" return of Balton. :lol:
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Cyclopsided on October 02, 2011, 04:20:19 am
Balton is 1/10th the troll he was before.
He is a pretty stand up guy as is.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2011, 04:28:44 am
I spot something brown on your nose, huh...
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 02, 2011, 04:31:01 am
Chocolate, I presume.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2011, 04:41:59 am
Though, not the edible type I'm afraid. :(
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Earthdforce on October 02, 2011, 04:45:18 am
Though, not the edible type I'm afraid. :(
Oh it's edible, it just might not taste that well.

100% dark chocolate is like that.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2011, 05:07:27 am
You speak from experience, how unsettling.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Earthdforce on October 02, 2011, 05:17:39 am
You speak from experience, how unsettling.
Dark chocolate, not shit.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Cyclopsided on October 02, 2011, 07:53:14 am
I spot something brown on your nose, huh...
What? He is literally 1/10th the troll he used to be. Nobody could stand him before.
What would brown nosing some random internet troll do? I don't even understand your implication.

Now he isn't really causing any problems except for not contributing to his team by practically leeching til the end of each round [Fucking annoying and partially why he has a temp ban].
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on October 02, 2011, 11:46:56 am
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Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2011, 12:39:29 pm
You call him a stand up guy, meanwhile as you seek his wisdom and advice in the field of muscle building. It's obvious you have some form of inferiority complex.

Brown. Nosing.
Title: Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
Post by: LordBerenger on October 07, 2011, 07:54:14 pm
Balton is the best.

Close this thread.

True, but everyone aspires to be Balton, not the other way around. After all, he was the best player in the game and could deadlift 405 lbs like it was air despite only being about 160 lbs of sculpted greek god body. He is so great, there is no comparison, even if he came after and not before. He was so badass he deliberately played badly so the players whos entire life was c-rpg did not feel sad, and started the clan Gods of Death (GoD). What a legend among men.