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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Classical on September 07, 2011, 09:57:50 pm

Title: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Classical on September 07, 2011, 09:57:50 pm
The clan Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights formally submits to Pecores, and requests to become vassals of said clan immediately.

The diplomatic team of "a_bear_irl" and "Socratic" have formally approved this submission and it is indeed serious, please do not move this to spam or troll this thread, unless of course you are one of our Pecores overlords and wish to do so.

Confirmed by,
LLJK_Zealot
LLJK_Smoothrich
a_bear_irl
Whatever the fuck Socratic's new name is

A TRIBUTE
Quote
Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!
Quand il s'agit de s'écraser, et ça fait mal à l'intérieur,
dois te «prendre une position, il ne contribue pas à cacher,
Eh bien, vous blesser mes amis, et vous blesser ma fierté,
Je dois être un homme; je ne peux pas le laisser glisser,
Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!
Je me sens fort bien et le mal,
Et je ne prends pas mal pour très longtemps,

J'ai quelque chose au plus profond de moi, et le courage est la chose qui nous maintient libre,
Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!
Eh bien vous blesser mes amis, et vous blesser ma fierté,
Je dois être un homme; je ne peux pas le laisser glisser,
Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!
Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Thucydides on September 07, 2011, 09:58:54 pm
wtf
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 07, 2011, 09:59:33 pm
I, Tears of Destiny, officially recognize this as a legitimate political move.

Best of luck.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Dexxtaa on September 07, 2011, 10:02:13 pm
Aw shit.

French vassals GO
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: SPQR on September 07, 2011, 10:03:54 pm
My name change to Pecores_Gen_Robert_E_Leet should be going through any day now.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: dynamike on September 07, 2011, 10:25:45 pm
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Just sayin'.....
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Mendro on September 07, 2011, 10:26:01 pm
Wtf I think I'm drunk
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Darkkarma on September 07, 2011, 10:40:29 pm
Somebody must have whispered sweet nothings into Zealot and Smooth's ears in french in order for this to go through.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Jarlek on September 07, 2011, 11:00:48 pm
Dey dun goofed
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Kafein on September 07, 2011, 11:05:22 pm
To seal this treaty, we send you a google translate of the french anthem, as it seems to be part of your traditions :

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Going children of the Fatherland
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us from the tyranny
The Bloody standard is raised
Do you hear in our countryside
Howling of these fearsome soldiers?
They come into your arms.
Kill your son, your companions!

Citizens on Patrol
Form your battalions
March, march
Impure blood
Water our furrows

What does this horde of slaves
Of traitors and conspiratorial kings?
For whom these vile chains
These long-prepared irons?
French, for us, ah! what outrage
What methods must be excited?
It is us they dare
To give back to the old slavery!

What these foreign cohorts!
They would make laws in our homes!
What! These mercenary phalanxes
Warriors down our son!
Great God! By chained hands
Our fronts should bow under the yoke
Vile despots would become
The masters of destiny.

Tremble, tyrants and traitors
The shame of all parties
Tremble! your projects parricides
Will receive their prize!
Every soldier has to fight you
If they fall, our young heroes
France's new product,
Against you ready to fight.

French, as magnanimous warriors
Bear or hold back your blows!
Spare these sad victims
Regretfully arming against us
But not these bloody despots
But those complicit Bouille
All these tigers who mercilessly
Tear the womb!

We will enter the career
When our elders will no longer be
We shall find their dust
And traces of their virtues
Much less jealous of their surviving
To share their coffins
We will have the sublime pride
Of avenging or following them!

Sacred love of the Fatherland
Lead, support our avenging arms
Liberty, beloved Liberty
Fighting with your defenders!
Under our flags, that victory
Hasten to your manly accents
That your enemies expiring
See your triumph and our glory!
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Flawless on September 07, 2011, 11:12:08 pm
Eh? Not sure what is going on here but it smells frenchy
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Kafein on September 07, 2011, 11:30:30 pm
Eh? Not sure what is going on here but it smells frenchy

There are things only french people can do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCxdlZ7G18&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: The_Angle on September 08, 2011, 03:03:55 pm
Troll thread. Clearly.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Nebun on September 08, 2011, 04:10:29 pm
Troll, but funny anyway :)))
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: PhantomZero on September 08, 2011, 05:46:28 pm
I told you they don't want us as vassals, just forget it we have to find somebody else.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: dynamike on September 08, 2011, 05:54:30 pm
I told you they don't want us as vassals, just forget it we have to find somebody else.

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Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 08, 2011, 06:10:30 pm
Tears's Tsardom is looking for a few good jolly Vassals.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Flawless on September 08, 2011, 06:15:29 pm
Oh, I know! The NE!



Oh wait.....
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Keshian on September 08, 2011, 06:28:10 pm
I told you they don't want us as vassals, just forget it we have to find somebody else.

GODKING_PARTYBOY_OF_BIRD is accepting applications for those seeking a demanding and angry god as overlord!
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Goretooth on September 08, 2011, 07:01:10 pm
If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 08, 2011, 07:07:32 pm
If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?

I think the plot demanded that he was murdered, and the guests find out who did such a thing.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: The_Angle on September 08, 2011, 07:58:58 pm
Hey Goons, you must be new here, you're supposed to post this stuff in Spam :B

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Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 08, 2011, 08:04:14 pm
This was a serious diplomatic move numb nuts.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: kukufarikki on September 08, 2011, 09:33:34 pm
admins please move this thread to spam as it has begun to go off-topic due to the immaturity of some people
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 08, 2011, 09:35:30 pm
admins please move this thread to spam as it has begun to go off-topic due to the immaturity of some people

Addministration could instead use the "delete post" feature, or use the other tool that is called "split topic."

Or something.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Thucydides on September 08, 2011, 09:44:46 pm
THIS IS A TRAVESTY TO FRENCH INTEGRITY! I DEMAND RECOMPENSE!
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: The_Angle on September 08, 2011, 10:13:48 pm
Zealot is a really angry man. I think he needs some lovin' and stuff.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Classical on September 08, 2011, 10:46:02 pm
Stuff.

This is a serious thread, LLJK is legitimately looking for someone to make us vassals, please help us, we want a daddy.

We are trying to be vassals, but nobody will take us, it's the equivalent of trying to suck a penis while holding on for dear life.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: isatis on September 08, 2011, 10:54:17 pm
OK now my eyes burn in the horrible translation of french here!!!!!

please send the english text and i'll translate it cause now everyday my eyes close I see ghost of Voltaire, Hugo, Zola, Roussel, Rousseau, Sartres, Proust and a bunch of funny french writer looking at me facepalming!

see:
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so please send me the original and i'll put a good traduction!

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

cya

Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Slantedfloors on September 09, 2011, 12:05:04 am
Let it be known that LLJK's leadership is only looking for someone to protect them because all their efforts to suppress the REPUBLICA POPULAR AFGOONISTAN and their righteous people's war in the southern desert are for naught. They are now looking for foreign troops to futilely engage the brave guerrilla fighters currently struggling against the decadent central government in Rushdigh.

VIVA LA REPUBLICA POPULAR AFGOONISTAN! VIVA COMMANDANTE COWSTOMPER! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: kukufarikki on September 09, 2011, 12:31:41 am
it's nice to get warning level for reporting a guy for spamming a serious thread with bullshit, i love the moderators of this forum
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Classical on September 09, 2011, 12:35:36 am
Let it be known that LLJK's leadership is only looking for someone to protect them because all their efforts to suppress the REPUBLICA POPULAR AFGOONISTAN and their righteous people's war in the southern desert are for naught. They are now looking for foreign troops to futilely engage the brave guerrilla fighters currently struggling against the decadent central government in Rushdigh.

VIVA LA REPUBLICA POPULAR AFGOONISTAN! VIVA COMMANDANTE COWSTOMPER! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Trolling like this is why people don't take our one serious thread, seriously, fucking Slanderjew, shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Kafein on September 09, 2011, 01:56:43 am
I can say something for sure, we can gladly help LLJK in the war against itself.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: JUNGLEJIM on September 09, 2011, 03:03:44 am
We welcome your assistance Pecores, LLJK must fall.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Keshian on September 09, 2011, 03:13:40 am
Stuff.

This is a serious thread, LLJK is legitimately looking for someone to make us vassals, please help us, we want a daddy.

We are trying to be vassals, but nobody will take us, it's the equivalent of trying to suck a penis while holding on for dear life.

Two Options:

BIRD clan - must acknowledge no other God but Godking Partyboy and have no other false idols other than Partyboy

FCC - You must acknowledge our right to silence you and any sexual or violent speech will not be allowed
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Flawless on September 09, 2011, 06:33:36 am
Two Options:

BIRD clan - must acknowledge no other God but Godking Partyboy and have no other false idols other than Partyboy

FCC - You must acknowledge our right to silence you and any sexual or violent speech will not be allowed
Unless in the Cavalieres channel alone with me ;)


Ps. JK
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Keshian on September 09, 2011, 06:48:20 am
Unless in the Cavalieres channel alone with me ;)


Ps. JK

PS.  Not Really
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: The_Angle on September 10, 2011, 09:23:28 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b0oQkjup4Q

BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU.

Oh sorry I thought this was the Spam section of the forums.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: kukufarikki on September 10, 2011, 03:49:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b0oQkjup4Q

BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU.

Oh sorry I thought this was the Spam section of the forums.

please take your spam somewhere else, this is a serious thread
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Cathaoir on September 10, 2011, 08:27:27 pm
continue muting lljks!!
only two have been troll morons, in which ive argued with them for 20 minutes on IRC
coincidence they were both LLJK? one being the leader Zealot?
I think not.

UPDATE: I see Zealots already been muted. NVM, seems as though im not the only one noticing their atrocities.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Slantedfloors on September 10, 2011, 08:30:30 pm
continue muting lljks!!
only two have been troll morons, in which ive argued with them for 20 minutes on IRC
coincidence they were both LLJK? one being the leader Zealot?
I think not.
So which particular faction of crushed losers do you hail from? Or are you one of those irrelevant loner guys no one cares about?
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: BADPLAYERold on September 10, 2011, 09:31:11 pm
continue muting lljks!!
only two have been troll morons, in which ive argued with them for 20 minutes on IRC
coincidence they were both LLJK? one being the leader Zealot?
I think not.

UPDATE: I see Zealots already been muted. NVM, seems as though im not the only one noticing their atrocities.

Zealot is in no way the leader of LLJK.
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: The_Angle on September 10, 2011, 10:53:03 pm
You should really keep your guys on leashes because they appear to be doing Diplomatic actions unneccessarily.  (Unless these guys were actually asked by PhantomZero to post this topic, which I highly doubt).
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Cheap_Shot on September 11, 2011, 08:11:43 pm
I've already started training with Pecores equipment.

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Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Jarlek on September 11, 2011, 08:57:28 pm
I've already started training with Pecores equipment.

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xD

Didn't know you were LLJK. Guess any deals with them will have a clause of "cheapshot makes Jarlek an avatar" :D
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Kafein on September 11, 2011, 11:08:10 pm
I've already started training with Pecores equipment.

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 :lol:
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Loar Avel on September 12, 2011, 12:30:37 am
you can't say that if you don't wear the beret and the bottle of wine as secondary weapon
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: The_Angle on September 13, 2011, 09:31:00 am
Stale baguettes are  astounding missile weapons, I've been struck by one while working x:
Title: Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
Post by: Jarlek on September 13, 2011, 07:51:27 pm
Stale baguettes are  astounding missile weapons, I've been struck by one while working x:
Yeah, but to really kill/knock you out you really need the wine bottle sidearm.