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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Mouse on January 24, 2011, 11:00:23 pm
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Some people like myself take this game way too seriously, so in the spirit of fun (Funday Monday! for you Day9 fans) I thought it'd be good to create joke characters to play. If you've got a silly build you play just for the lulz, post your build here. (Use http://infinitum.dyndns.org/crpg/calc.htm to help.)
The Valet Parking Sniper Build
Hit points: 50
Strength: 15
Agility: 25
Unused skill points: 1
Converted: 10
Riding: 8
Horse Archery: 4
Weapon Master: 8
Crossbow: 173
Gear:
Sniper Crossbow
Sniper Crossbow
Sniper Crossbow
Steel Bolts
Destrier (or better)
So let's get one thing straight: you don't use a hunting crossbow or a light crossbow. You must use a crossbow, heavy crossbow, or sniper crossbow. To play this build properly you ride up to someone just out of reach, shoot them with all three sniper crossbows, and then you ride off into a safe corner of the map, dismount, reload your triple sniper crossbow, and then ride back into battle for three more shots. You must also take every opportunity to run over your enemies from behind with your horse, especially after you've run out of ammo. You've got enough for 5 volleys, so make every one count. Make sure you the ugliest armor combination possible. The fugly black armor is a bonus if you can afford it.
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Full agi. All points in onehander, only use long dagger.
Enjoy.
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Full agi. All points in onehander, only use long dagger.
Enjoy.
Hahaha, sounds like fun, bet you glance a ton even off medium armour.
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I think my 'Iberian Infantry' char has 3 powerstrike the rest I've put on agg, he uses a sword and a shield with practically no decent armour. I've not played him for a long time though.
He's 9 str, 18 agi and level 22.
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My Afro-Samurai; Yasuke.
Build:
STR: 15
AGI: 21
1h: 50 wpf
2h: 200 wpf
Mandingo: 925 wpf
Ironflesh: 5
Powerstrike: 5
Athletics: 7
Riding: 4
Weapon Master*: 6
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Ninja Thomek xD
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Hit points: 49
Strength: 12
Agility: 27
Converted: 8
Ironflesh: 1
Power Strike: 4
Athletics: 9
Weapon Master: 9
Two Handed: 181
+ masterwork kata..
(ill retire at 31 so i had a waste point to put in If.)
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lvl 31:
3 str
42 agi
18 converted
14 athletic
115 wpf throwing
equipment: stones
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The Japanese Ogre Build aka the Oni Build: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oni_%28folklore%29
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Strength: 36
Agility: 3
Hit points: 91
Converted: 8
Ironflesh: 10
Power Strike: 12
Athletics: 1
Two Handed: 113
Gear:
Studded Warclub (Alternatives: Great Maul, Goedendag, War Cleaver, Great Axe)
The humble studded war club is the mythical demon ogre's weapon of choice, and don't you dare equip any fancy weapons like swords. Wield blunt instruments proudly with some samurai armor and you will strike fear into your opponents. In fact, most people will probably just run away from you because you're so darned slow, but if you ever catch them they will regret it because your humble club deals a whopping 56 damage with 12 PS (and that's without any speed bonus). Its blunt damage ensures only the most heavily armored opponents won't be completely obliterated in one or two strikes, and if you aim for the head they won't stand a chance. If you "upgrade" to the great maul your base damage will be 86: only another demon ogre could stand up to strikes as ridiculously overpowered as yours. You've got almost double the HP of most players, and if Iron Flesh ever gets that much needed boost you'll have over 100 HP. This is definitely an ambush build, and I'm sure it'll terrorize people in siege matches if used properly.
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lots off ppl have that build, using bar mace or iron mace, 99% crush through and weapon cant be outspammed
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Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Hit points: 91
Strength: 36
Agility: 3
Converted: 8
Ironflesh: 10
Power Strike: 12
Weapon Master: 1
Two Handed: 118
Gear:
Studded Warclub (Alternatives: Great Maul, Goedendag, War Cleaver, Great Axe)
The Butcher variant: Same stats, One Handed instead of Two Handed
Gear:
Leather Apron, Cleaver (no, the peasant one), Peasant Knife
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The Butcher variant: Same stats, One Handed instead of Two Handed
Gear:
Leather Apron, Cleaver (no, the peasant one), Peasant Knife
Using the leather apron for this is brilliant. I'd revise the stats for the Butcher Build and pick up the Steel Buckler. Makes the build playable with the meat cleaver and peasant knife, since you can't block otherwise, and you can just pretend it's a frying pan or something. You could also use the Khyber Knife.
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Strength: 33
Agility: 9
Converted: 14
Power Strike: 11
Shield: 3
Athletics: 3
One Handed: 113
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LAWL THROWER
Red shirt no Shoes. All wpf in throwing. All Converted points go to strength and power throw. Main Weapons, Full equipment of Masterwork Throwing LANCES, or ROCKS. NOTHING IN BETWEEN OR ITS NOT A LAWLER. THIS IS ALSO A TROLLING BUILD SO USE IT GOD DAMMIT.
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Torch bearer - full agi + steel shield + torch
Also: The bride - wedding dress + katana
Or: Miraculix - tunic with green cape + sickle
Or: Shaolin - short tunic + shaved head + staff + full agi
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Mosquito
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Strength: 9
Agility: 30
Converted: 8
Athletics: 10
Power Draw: 3
Weapon Master: 10
One Handed: 7
Archery: 190
Nomad Bow, Double Bodkins, Scottish Sword. -> Squishy as hell.
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LAWL THROWER
Red shirt no Shoes. All wpf in throwing. All Converted points go to strength and power throw. Main Weapons, Full equipment of Masterwork Throwing LANCES, or ROCKS. NOTHING IN BETWEEN OR ITS NOT A LAWLER. THIS IS ALSO A TROLLING BUILD SO USE IT GOD DAMMIT.
Totally stole that idea from village elder. I knew I should've got a patent on it.
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The Annoying Thing:
2 light xbows with 2 pack of bolts
Or simply 1 xbow and 3 packs.
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Strength: 7
Agility: 33
Hit points: 42
Converted: 10
Ironflesh: 0
Power Strike: 0
Shield: 0
Athletics: 10
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 0
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 11
One Handed: 1
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 1
Crossbow: 198
Throwing: 1
My friend is doing this exact build ;)
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I_RUN
Troll horse archer.
Points spent in the 2 skills that hate each other: Riding and athletics.
STR: 3
AGI: 30
Weapon master: 10
Power draw: 1
Athletics: 10
Riding: 4
HA: 5
Archery: 190
Hunting bow
Bodkin arrows ( or cheap arrows )
{optional} arrows
{optional} arrows
Courser
Clothes: wedding clothes.
Maximum accuracy, fast, and stuns. ( bodkin arrows = pierce )
Minimum damage maxes the amount of stuns on the player, making more rage. Hit and run, he is unable to hit you, or unless he has a ranged weapon, no problem! With your 10 athletics, you can run away any time! And with your courser, you can't get outrun ( unless higher riding ) + shoot them will you ride away! Wedding clothes for the lulz, and lightweight.
Also, with high athletics, easy to jump away from other cav when your horse is dead!
Full agi. All points in onehander, only use long dagger.
Enjoy.
Holy shit! I'm going to do that! Convert all points to agi :). Or weapon mastery? What stat gives more swing speed?
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well, i posted this build on the ninja forum, because i think it would be awesome:
If chadz lets us change our heirlooms whenever we want in the new patch, ill go for this build:
Stats:
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Hit points: 38
Strength: 3
Agility: 36
Converted: 8
Ironflesh: 0
Power Strike: 1
Shield: 0
Athletics: 12
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 0
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 10
One Handed: 190
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 1
Crossbow: 1
Throwing: 1
I will wear a masterwork long dagger, which will give me 114 speed with my 36 agility.
My average dmg vs. a black armor person will be 3,5, whihc means i can kill him in 8-10 hits. faster if i thrust.
Equipment:
Masterwork long dagger (obviously)
White tunic
Straw hat
Leather gloves
Wrapping boots
So to sum it all up, at lvl 30 i will have:
Str: 3
Agi: 36
PS: 1
WM: 10
Athletics: 12
1H wpf: 190
Total gear weight: 0,75
average swing dmg vs black armor: 3,5
average thrust dmg vs black armor: 7
average swing dmg vs lammelar: 9,5
average thrust dmg vs lammelar: 16,5
Dmg is for body attacks.
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Horse Jockey:
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Level 32 (17 784 806 xp)
* Strength: 3
* Agility: 43
* Unused skill points: 1
* Converted: 18
* Riding: 14
* One Handed: 117
Items:
Gen3 Courser:
hit points 100
body armor 18
requirement 4
horse speed 52
horse maneuver 46
horse charge 28
Wooden Stick:
For whipping the horse ofc lol :lol:.
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Bet that would hurt to get run over by
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Torp, will the black armor guys get stunned?
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Horse Jockey:
Level 32 (17 784 806 xp)
* Strength: 3
* Agility: 43
* Unused skill points: 1
* Converted: 18
* Riding: 14
* One Handed: 117
Items:
Gen3 Courser:
hit points 100
body armor 18
requirement 4
horse speed 52
horse maneuver 46
horse charge 28
Wooden Stick:
For whipping the horse ofc lol :lol:.
Mini-game with the build: take a stopwatch and try to make a new record on how long you can play before you get kicked for delaying the round.
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Lumberjack
Level 1
Str 4
Agi 3
2h 30
Equipment: Take any shirt, shoes, and the cheapest 2h axe.
Select a tree and start chopping. Keep it up until you are the last survivor and a little longer for good measure. Short breaks are allowed. Watch your back, there are many psychopathic murderers dressed as medieval knights prowling the woods.
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well, i posted this build on the ninja forum, because i think it would be awesome:
If chadz lets us change our heirlooms whenever we want in the new patch, ill go for this build:
Stats:
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Hit points: 38
Strength: 3
Agility: 36
Converted: 8
Ironflesh: 0
Power Strike: 1
Shield: 0
Athletics: 12
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 0
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 10
One Handed: 190
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 1
Crossbow: 1
Throwing: 1
I will wear a masterwork long dagger, which will give me 114 speed with my 36 agility.
My average dmg vs. a black armor person will be 3,5, whihc means i can kill him in 8-10 hits. faster if i thrust.
Equipment:
Masterwork long dagger (obviously)
White tunic
Straw hat
Leather gloves
Wrapping boots
So to sum it all up, at lvl 30 i will have:
Str: 3
Agi: 36
PS: 1
WM: 10
Athletics: 12
1H wpf: 190
Total gear weight: 0,75
average swing dmg vs black armor: 3,5
average thrust dmg vs black armor: 7
average swing dmg vs lammelar: 9,5
average thrust dmg vs lammelar: 16,5
Dmg is for body attacks.
Wouldn't really work, 3,5 I'm pretty sure will WHIFF over and over again on black armor and then you die, also evne if it did do any damage it would take MUCH MORE than 8-10 hits.
You also have to take into account the glove's body armor and ontop of that 35 hp is the BASE hp, that's with NO STRENGHT and NO IF.
So anyone with black armor is bound to have much more than the base 35 hp considering they need the strenght to wear the damn thing.
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Torp, will the black armor guys get stunned?
they will except the few times you make 0 dmg and just counce off. Then you will rely on your athletics to get out of range
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Wouldn't really work, 3,5 I'm pretty sure will WHIFF over and over again on black armor and then you die, also evne if it did do any damage it would take MUCH MORE than 8-10 hits.
You also have to take into account the glove's body armor and ontop of that 35 hp is the BASE hp, that's with NO STRENGHT and NO IF.
So anyone with black armor is bound to have much more than the base 35 hp considering they need the strenght to wear the damn thing.
but when you meet a guy in black armor, you will obviously thrust maybe half the time.
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Long dagger should allow to block enemy!
Other way is to use your build but run with Wakizashi.
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OK, here is my Pr0 archer build. I called it Odysseus.
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Strength: 30
Agility: 12
Hit points: 71
Converted: 14
Ironflesh: 3
Power Strike: 0
Shield: 0
Athletics: 0
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 10
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 4
One Handed: 1
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 139
Crossbow: 1
Throwing: 1
Few words about build: since PD gives us 14% each point to bow dmg, now you can use i.e. strong bow with 140% dmg! And i hear'd rumours about PD NOT DECREASING WPF ANYMORE, ha! even INCREASING ACCURACY! Im going to do this build, I want to one shot someone from bow!
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OK, here is my Pr0 archer build. I called it Odysseus.
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Strength: 30
Agility: 12
Hit points: 71
Converted: 14
Ironflesh: 3
Power Strike: 0
Shield: 0
Athletics: 0
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 10
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 4
One Handed: 1
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 139
Crossbow: 1
Throwing: 1
Few words about build: since PD gives us 14% each point to bow dmg, now you can use i.e. strong bow with 140% dmg! And i hear'd rumours about PD NOT DECREASING WPF ANYMORE, ha! even INCREASING ACCURACY! Im going to do this build, I want to one shot someone from bow!
Are you sure? My tests do not show this.
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Well i dont know, that is why i wrote "i hear'd rumours" :)
So it doesnt increase accuracy? But it doesnt also decrease WPF?
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Well i dont know, that is why i wrote "i hear'd rumours" :)
So it doesnt increase accuracy? But it doesnt also decrease WPF?
It does some "buff" to bow (yes) but...
Anyway it will be better to receive some amount info from developers - to once and for all time close a question "how PD affect archery".
Because my feeling are only me feelings.
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I've already got Wallace The Cowardly Wall!
It isn't done yet but in time it will be. 42 AGI 14 Shield HUSCARL WITH A BIG BIRD CLAN LOGO
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I've already got Wallace The Cowardly Wall!
It isn't done yet but in time it will be. 42 AGI 14 Shield HUSCARL WITH A BIG BIRD CLAN LOGO
That's freaking epic, get 4 shields and enjoy :o
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That's freaking epic, get 4 shields and enjoy :o
My modified version:
Wallace The Cowardly Wall to Go:
36 Agility 12 shield 12 athletics.
When your 4th shied is about to break, you just turn and run for it.
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Points spent in the 2 skills that hate each other: Riding and athletics.
All my builds have riding and high athletics :P
Does that mean i use a joke build? :lol:
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It depends, do you put points in anything else? If yes than no. If no than yes.
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Best build evah, to use with some buckler + long dagger (or wakizashi, if thats your will):
Level 30 (4 420 577 xp)
Strength: 15
Agility: 21
Hit points: 56
Converted: 2
Ironflesh: 3
Power Strike: 5
Shield: 7
Athletics: 7
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 0
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 7
One Handed: 164
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 1
Crossbow: 1
Throwing: 1
Go facehug your opponents, I guarantee that they wont know what killed them. :)
Some maths:
I took Strange armor set as a medium armor. So:
Head: 44
Long dagger cut:
Minimum: 2
Average: 9
Maximum: 16
Long dagger pierce:
Minimum: 10
Average: 17
Maximum: 24
Body: 38
Long dagger cut:
Minimum: 5
Average: 12
Maximum: 19
Long dagger pierce:
Minimum: 14
Average: 20
Maximum: 26
Legs: 40
Long dagger cut:
Minimum: 4
Average: 11
Maximum: 18
Long dagger pierce:
Minimum: 12
Average: 19
Maximum: 26
I dont know how about pierce dmg to head from melee weapon, but it will be probably higher.
So you got 112 speed (buckler wont affect your attack speed though will give enough armor vs any melee weapon + sometimes will catch arrows and bolts (however DONT try to NOT zig zag when ranged attacks you) and you can hit anyone very fast with such build. As you see, medium, very good armour will feel your hits, especially pierce thrusts, ligher armor will die in 2-3 fast swings in head and 3-6 in body.
Remember, this build needs good aiming in heads if opponent has bad head armour, otherwise aim in chest.
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If chadz lets us change our heirlooms whenever we want in the new patch, ill go for this build:
Equipment:
Masterwork long dagger (obviously)
White tunic
Straw hat
Leather gloves
Wrapping boots
Wuss. Get a masterwork long dagger now instead of looming our katana for maximum spam.