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Title: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Phoenix on August 13, 2011, 01:02:59 pm
I saw GoD_Balton_The_Benevolent on the Ootl server.... Oh lawd.....
Title: Re: Really?!?!
Post by: Christo on August 13, 2011, 01:19:25 pm
Quote from: Phoenix on August 13, 2011, 01:02:59 pm
I saw GoD_Balton_The_Benevolent on the Ootl server.... Oh lawd.....

Holy shit.

Lord have mercy.  :shock:


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Title: Re: Really?!?!
Post by: Phoenix on August 13, 2011, 01:23:16 pm
Possibly.... But the name being that exact.... and I dont think he is banned from the Ootl server? Possibly just from the Officials and ATS?
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: nuffen on August 13, 2011, 02:05:15 pm
Hes not banned from officials EU.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Leshma on August 13, 2011, 02:08:23 pm
He is the True Balton, no doubt about that.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Cyclopsided on August 13, 2011, 02:23:18 pm
I hope he can deadlift more than 405 now.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Earthdforce on August 13, 2011, 02:24:18 pm
This should be under events. I demand it to be so.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: BlackMilk on August 13, 2011, 02:32:20 pm
Quote from: Earthdforce on August 13, 2011, 02:24:18 pm
This should be under events.
:lol:
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Phoenix on August 13, 2011, 02:39:33 pm
Quote from: Marathon on August 13, 2011, 02:23:18 pm
I hope he can deadlift more than 405 now.

Haha! Hes back and hes been training to deadlift EVEN MORE. OMGWTFBBQ
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Yaron on August 13, 2011, 03:01:03 pm
Yes, with the new servers the banlist got wiped and only some special persons where copied to the new list :>

So special individuals like Balton and CiD are now free UNLEASHED again. xD
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Teeth on August 13, 2011, 03:03:25 pm
Run for the hills! Leave the women and children, just run!
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Osiris on August 13, 2011, 03:10:21 pm
whos balton?
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Earthdforce on August 13, 2011, 03:12:50 pm
Quote from: Osiris on August 13, 2011, 03:10:21 pm
whos balton?
Get out.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Oberyn on August 13, 2011, 03:28:00 pm
Who gives a shit?
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Earthdforce on August 13, 2011, 03:41:48 pm
Quote from: Oberyn on August 13, 2011, 03:28:00 pm
Who gives a shit?
I do. I give lots of shits.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: _GTX_ on August 13, 2011, 03:46:26 pm
Kill him and look on his hurt ego. Its fun i tell you.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Keshian on August 13, 2011, 03:57:39 pm
Quote from: _GTX_ on August 13, 2011, 03:46:26 pm
Kill him and look on his hurt ego. Its fun i tell you.

No one can kill Balton.  He is impervious to all human weapons as he deadlifts elephants like air.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Visus on August 13, 2011, 04:13:14 pm
Quote from: Keshian on August 13, 2011, 03:57:39 pm
No one can kill Balton.  He is impervious to all human weapons as he deadlifts elephants like air.
qft
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on August 13, 2011, 05:11:05 pm
Who is balton?
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Kaelaen on August 13, 2011, 05:55:50 pm
Quote from: Keshian on August 13, 2011, 03:57:39 pm
No one can kill Balton.  He is impervious to all human weapons as he deadlifts elephants like air.

I remember spying in CHAOS team speak and hearing Karma rage about Balton.  Apparently he shot Balton but Balton suddenly turned around rendering Karma's masterwork arbalest and bolts useless - his abs were impervious to pierce.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Kaelaen on August 13, 2011, 05:57:26 pm
Quote from: RagnarLodbroke on August 13, 2011, 05:11:05 pm
Who is balton?

He's like Michael but NA.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Gorath on August 13, 2011, 07:38:51 pm
Quote from: Kaelaen on August 13, 2011, 05:57:26 pm
He's like Michael but NA.

^
Pretty much.

In other words someone who is so epicly terrible and bad at the game that the immense size of their ego is absurdly mind boggling.  Thus, hillarity ensues.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: SeQuel on August 13, 2011, 07:48:39 pm
If he can't dead lift 500+ when he comes back I will be severely disappointed.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Huey Newton on August 13, 2011, 08:08:06 pm
I saw a GoD_Balton_The_Benevolent slice through multiple clans like nothing.

Must be him
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Razzen on August 13, 2011, 08:49:44 pm
Who is this balton you speak of?
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Diomedes on August 13, 2011, 08:52:32 pm
Quote from: Razzen on August 13, 2011, 08:49:44 pm
Who is this balton you speak of?

A player who thinks individual worth is directly determined by the state of one's abdominal muscles.  He's well known in this community for making many forum posts premised on this and similar ideas.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 13, 2011, 11:42:43 pm
The guy is a fun study in hubris.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 13, 2011, 11:48:18 pm
Balton, killin' bitches with his ego since some day...
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Vibe on August 13, 2011, 11:57:16 pm
He's God tier!
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: isatis on August 14, 2011, 12:02:12 am
Quote from: Keshian on August 13, 2011, 03:57:39 pm
No one can kill Balton.  He is impervious to all human weapons as he deadlifts elephants like air.

are you sure? I always thougth he was deadlifting air like it was elephants...  :rolleyes:

also for people who don't know balton yet here some little wonder of him:
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2182.0.html (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2182.0.html) (unban essay)
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2528.0.html (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2528.0.html) (ban poll against him)

hope those little masterpiece of balton give you a good idea of the guy, also to the one that knowed Balton hope this make ''good'' memory...
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Cyclopsided on August 14, 2011, 06:57:50 am
Balton? More like beston
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: LordBerenger on August 14, 2011, 06:12:45 pm
FUCK U ALL BALTON IS THE BEST AND U EUROTRASH ARE JUST JELLY!!!! YOU KNOW IT BRO!
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Christo on August 14, 2011, 07:10:15 pm
Eurotrash, lol
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: TucKMuncK on August 21, 2011, 02:21:11 pm
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Baggy on August 22, 2011, 12:37:55 am
Balton has fashion sense of a God!!!
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Christo on August 22, 2011, 12:39:21 am
Quote from: Baggy on August 22, 2011, 12:37:55 am
Balton has fashion sense of a God!!! retard

Fixed
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Wiegraf_BRD on August 22, 2011, 01:39:26 am
Last time I saw Balton was two days ago, working in Ichamur / Fallen Brigade territory.  He will in no doubt whatsoever take over the world map.
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Vibe on August 22, 2011, 07:22:09 am
Quote from: Wiegraf_BRD on August 22, 2011, 01:39:26 am
Last time I saw Balton was two days ago, working in Ichamur / Fallen Brigade territory.  He will in no doubt whatsoever take over the world map.

Oh shit we are doomed!
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 24, 2011, 05:38:47 am
Quote from: Vibe on August 22, 2011, 07:22:09 am
Oh shit we are doomed!

Shit just got real yo!

Quick, someone attack him with one thousand tickets and deliberately lose.

EDIT:
Last Active: August 11, 2011, 16:14:11

Cute, he reads the forums still! D'aww
Title: Re: BALTONS BACK?
Post by: Vibe on August 24, 2011, 07:35:19 am
Quote from: Tears_of_Destiny on August 24, 2011, 05:38:47 am
Shit just got real yo!

Quick, someone attack him with one thousand tickets and deliberately lose.

EDIT:
Last Active: August 11, 2011, 16:14:11

Cute, he reads the forums still! D'aww

Yikes, he knows our plans now!