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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Connasse on July 28, 2011, 02:41:58 pm
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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTB3eoOYE24)
It has come to our attention that the following clans have been conspiring against the Pecores for the past two weeks:
Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights
BIRD
DFC
Huron_be
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In order to repent after the affront you have inflicted on the world of the valiant warrior by killing many innocents farmers, raping children and burning women of assuadi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTB3eoOYE24) , you will leave the desert in a few hours to restore the honor of your faction.
In case you do not move from our lands, we will be obliged to take serious decisions in order to eradicate the vermin you are.
This is your last chance, do not miss it.
In addition, all LLJK friendly faction remaining in and around Shariz and our villages in significant number shall be considered Hostile and subject to attack by Pecores forces as deemed necessary for the security of our lands, unless they start leaving immediately. This is your chance to back away peacefully and to leave us alone without repercussion.
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How peaceful of you.
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strat drama begins
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strat drama begins continues.
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BIRD CLAN won't move out of the desert for any french pussies.
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Are you fat, or what?
You ain't fat. YOU AIN'T NOTHING.
*Begins to expand*
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again
WHO'S FAT
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you could at least make mention of the situation that put ayn aussaudi in pecores hands in the first place, its not exactly like it was an honorable gain either :P
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props for the video. we should always have that going on, would make a nice movie at the end of the first series of wars right here.
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props for the video. we should always have that going on, would make a nice movie at the end of the first series of wars right here.
you should have recorded my and tydeus slaughtering peasants with military scythes. it was far more impressive looking than that reenactment :o
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BIRD CLAN won't move out of the desert for any french pussies.
you are sure ?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080221045353/uncyclopedia/images/4/4d/Europe_vs_usa.jpg
you could at least make mention of the situation that put ayn aussaudi in pecores hands in the first place, its not exactly like it was an honorable gain either :P
we may not be the same definition of honor
http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/american-history-vs-european-history.jpg
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we may not be the same definition of honor
So someone hacking gaga and unregistering all of LLJK's mercs, and you still barely winning constitutes the most "honorable" battle?
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After much fighting the insurgent force terrorizing our desert homeland has been routed. Unfortunately our cowardly adversaries have taken taken footage of their ill equipped rebels and painted them as harmless peasants. What peasant, i must ask, stays on the field of battle when faced with the might of an invading army? What the video didn't show was their gunpowder stores which shattered our horses or the poisoned well left in the "peasant town", poison which caused horrible suffering among our brave troops.
This scourge will be wiped from our lands so that the populace can again live under the peaceful reign of Goon. Prepare yourself. Your propaganda campaign has failed, the desert will be liberated and the people shall rejoice.
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I'm from Britain you retards.
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I'm from Britain you retards.
traitors.
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in light of such crimes, the only possible solution is blanket ban for US
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in light of such crimes, the only possible solution is blanket ban for US
Yep only sensible solution.
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I wonder how you are going to pay for your armies and equipment when I report your plagiarism and sue your ass off and then retire on all the strategus gold I will win from my lawsuit.
Also, the Pecores army shall run from the single LLJK member much like their "brave" scout, when they get close enough to smell him.
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A proclomation of peace that is a declaration of war.....smart move.
To be fair, we have already been at war with the frogs Pecores XD
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To be fair, we have already been at war with the frogs Pecores XD
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Huron_be
Oh nooooooooooo
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hurrr
Sarcasm, you missed it.
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Sarcasm, you missed it.
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This does not fit the Military nor the Political definition of a Proclamation of Peace.
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Its funny how you call them ¨french pussies¨ or ¨frog¨ when they don´t even call you goons or big fat american asses...
Allez les Pecores, torchez moi ces trouduc, Montjoie!!!!
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Its funny how you call them ¨french pussies¨ or ¨frog¨ when they don´t even call you goons or big fat american asses...
Allez les Pecores, torchez moi ces trouduc, Montjoie!!!!
Sarcasm, you missed it.
:rolleyes:
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How dare you say BIRD CLAN is friendly with the scum LLJK? You have made a terrible mistake that you will be paying for with your lives.
BADPLAYER! Make them suffer.
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How dare you say BIRD CLAN is friendly with the scum LLJK? You have made a terrible mistake that you will be paying for with your lives.
Easy there, Partyboy. I'm sure we can find an equitable solution for both sides. Maybe even work together later - after all, collaborating is something the French are good at.
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Brave Brave Pecores, They Bravely ran Away.
And yeah, could do without the ethnic slings and arrows. :v
is it perhaps a bit suspicious that both hacking attempts have been during pecores fights? Curious and more curious.
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I smell conspiracy, Kesh I choose you!
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I guess there hasnt been a war around for awhile to wipe obnoxious fucks out of your genepool.
-Finland
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I smell conspiracy, Kesh I choose you!
no no no! dont choose kesh for a conspiracy, pick huey!
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Easy there, Partyboy. I'm sure we can find an equitable solution for both sides. Maybe even work together later - after all, collaborating is something the French are good at.
I am a jealous God. I will not share the destruction of LLJK with anyone.
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Now, reading through since my last post cut the fucking abusing the French, they havent called you goons/trolls or anything in this thread, so show them some damn respect. Nobodys perfect, your starting to prove that about yourselves.
OH NO! THE PEOPLE WHO JOINED A HUGE COALITION TO DESTROY US AS SOON AS THE GAME STARTED BECAUSE WE DON'T PLAY THE GAME "RIGHT" MIGHT NOT LIKE US! WE HAVE TO CORRECT THIS ACTION IMMEDIATELY!
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Brave Brave Pecores, They Bravely ran Away.
And yeah, could do without the ethnic slings and arrows. :v
is it perhaps a bit suspicious that both hacking attempts have been during pecores fights? Curious and more curious.
your leaders have not found better than hack as pretext to hide their mediocrity?
http://www.protias.com/Pictures/Owned/owned%20spank.jpg
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Since when did those of us playing a game on the INTERNET take shit so seriously? You became part of a nutcup alliance to attack us so we shall throw all of the slings and arrows at your coalition-loving selves that we can. The fact you are French tickles our juvenile American Teabagger tendencies deep to the bone.
Goons are well known to run shit into the ground, after all.
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your leaders have not found better than hack as pretext to hide their mediocrity?
A Frenchman mocking someone for having mediocre military skill? Well now I've seen everything.
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We're proud of our mediocrity. It makes it that much more hilarious when we win in the end.
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Why did pecores make this post anyways?
Shouldn't it of been Shogunate and not one of their bitch clans?
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Shouldn't it of been Shogunate and not one of their bitch clans?
Don't harsh on the Pecores, man. They're just following their national tradition of talking loudly while someone else does all the work.
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Official request to change the Coalition of the Not So Honorable to the Northern Nutcupping Coalition of the Not So Honorable Empire
- Pecores aka Frogs
- Acre aka Who Cares
- Shogunate aka the Clan that hides behind others
- VRN aka Well Somewhat Honorable
- SeaRaiders aka Who Cares
- Templars aka the clan SoA stomped
- ATS aka the furries from Darkfall and noted for Ecko's "THIS IS OUR LIVES' rant
- Hosperglerss aka Badmin cat abusers
- TS/Eastern Tsardom aka ATS Worshipping Clan #1
- LL/Lost Legion aka ATS Worshipping Clan #2
- I am sure there are others, just put ATS Worshipping Clan # after your name
Look at all of the playmates coming out of the woodwork :mrgreen:
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They say you can judge a man's character by the enemies he keeps, so all I can say is this: Gaga must be one fucking gigantic fucking fatty if his body can contain the amount of character it takes to sustain this level of enmity.
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I WILL DO ANYTHING TO CONQUER THIS WEBPAGE.
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A shogun's office or administration is known in English as a "shogunate". In Japanese it was known as bakufu (幕府?) which literally means "tent office", and originally meant "house of the general", and later also suggested a private government. Bakufu could also mean "tent government" and was the way the government was run under a shogun.[3] The tent symbolized the field commander but also denoted that such an office was meant to be temporary. The shogun's officials were as a collective the bakufu, and were those who carried out the actual duties of administration while the Imperial court retained only nominal authority.[4]
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Password to channel been change from "lljk is my old friends" to "lljk going dowj"
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So whats the official answer from LLJKs? " We wont give your our dessert" or something like that?
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So whats the official answer from LLJKs? " We wont give your our dessert" or something like that?
"Well, you marshalled half the fucking community against us - so good job, bundle of stickss. It's not like we didn't see it coming."
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Half of the fucking community is saying : all your desserts are belong to us!
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So whats the official answer from LLJKs? " We wont give your our dessert" or something like that?
I would like to think so, what are you calling your lands that you won't give up, entree or brunch?
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I would like to think so, what are you calling your lands that you won't give up, entree or brunch?
Pecores can call theirs 'Hors d'oeuvres'
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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troll the community and expect the community to dislike you...
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troll the community and expect the community to dislike you...
Quite frankly, this is the absolute worst community for an online game I've ever seen. If you guys dislike us, we must be doing something right.
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She must be fucking huge, half the coalition guys arent in that O.o
Only important people were teehee
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we take this for a refusal on your part.
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I want some desserts, all we got up north is ice cream.
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Quite frankly, this is the absolute worst community for an online game I've ever seen.
I honestly agree, though it also has the most delicious drama and comedy so I am OK with that.
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Oh wow, you've got a screenshot, good for you. Now to have the full collection ( recording, screenshot) you need a video. It's not like we're hiding anything after your "proclamation of peace".
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Oh wow, you've got a screenshot, good for you. Now to have the full collection ( recording, screenshot) you need a video. It's not like we're hiding anything after your "proclamation of peace".
BLOO BLOO BLOO
I expect to hear that in next couple days from the Coalition Raging Against Peace. C.R.A.P.
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Oh wow, you've got a screenshot, good for you. Now to have the full collection ( recording, screenshot) you need a video. It's not like we're hiding anything after your "proclamation of peace".
OFFICIAL VIDEO OF COALITION PLANNING SESSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU)
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OFFICIAL VIDEO OF COALITION PLANNING SESSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU)
To be fair, the gentlemen in that video are much prettier than the ones screaming about LLJK :oops:
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I still think this has kinda gotten out of hand, what started out as some witty banter has turned into some form of adolescent childish street brawl. The cRPG community is fairly old, and (supposedly) mature, but im starting to re-think some of these points.
Never come between a man and his pixelated turf or his e-buddy-in-arms!
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Never come between a man and his pixelated turf or his e-buddy-in-arms!
Uh?
All i meant is its good to have some laughs but not to be as insultive
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I still think this has kinda gotten out of hand, what started out as some witty banter has turned into some form of adolescent childish street brawl. The cRPG community is fairly old, and (supposedly) mature, but im starting to re-think some of these points.
Considering people have been hacking literally to fuck us over in a strat beta war, why would you ever think this community was worth anything?
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Considering people have been hacking literally to fuck us over in a strat beta war, why would you ever think this community was worth anything?
And in my previous posts, i have indeed asked or requested a re-roll or for your armies to be compensated in some way
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Uh?
All i meant is its good to have some laughs but not to be as insultive
And what I meant was that people take this game far far faaaaaaar too seriously, so I listed silly concepts as that is really what most people are complaining (A wargame with politics, how exciting!).
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And in my previous posts, i have indeed asked or requested a re-roll or for your armies to be compensated in some way
Congrats, but that's not the point. People in this community, take this so game seriously they are willing to stoop to that level. Just because you won't doesnt mean people from your alliance aren't that desperate to win.
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I have to agree its sad, and 'alliance' maybe Acre, but im not linked to this anymore, i couldn't really give a damn. Its a game to have fun on, not to have a some form of cardiac arrest over due to high stress levels.....
Yes, and just about all goons feel the same way that it is a game but you literally have people like Ecko_ATS screaming "THIS IS OUR LIVES" all because he isn't a NA community rep for example.
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Some goons take it seriously but mainly most people use these forums as a dumping ground for garbage, no content, shitposting, image macros, and fyad like circle jerking that would get you banned on SA.
As for other clans, I can offer no excuse on their behalf. Although the devs creating horrible jokes and encouraging troll threads about their fake patch notes doesn't exactly set a high standard so it should be no surprise to anyone these forums are so terrible.
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Some goons take it seriously but mainly most people use these forums as a dumping ground for garbage, no content, shitposting, image macros, and fyad like circle jerking that would get you banned on SA.
As for other clans, I can offer no excuse on their behalf. Although the devs creating horrible jokes and encouraging troll threads about their fake patch notes doesn't exactly set a high standard so it should be no surprise to anyone these forums are so terrible.
Pubbies here don't know what FYAD is.
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Pubbies here don't know what FYAD is.
I say we should link FYAD here. From hell's heart, we'll stab at them.
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FYAD is lljk's own personal subforum. lowtax says we're "cewl"
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fyad owns but i'm not a pro enough poster to post there :(
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And what I meant was that people take this game far far faaaaaaar too seriously, so I listed silly concepts as that is really what most people are complaining (A wargame with politics, how exciting!).
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i think i saw that guy at blizz8===D~ last year
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Considering people have been hacking literally to fuck us over in a strat beta war, why would you ever think this community was worth anything?
Note: I think the fact that you guys got hacked is completely fucked up and shitty, fully deserving a roll-back and fix from the devs (even if it IS a beta)
However you guys have done nothing but completely shit on the forums and community as a whole since you showed up so is it really that surprising that it happened to you (both the hacking and the large nut-cupping against you). Hell I got hacked but considering the source (hellowrold being a goon) and the trololo'ing I was doing back and forth with you all it didn't surprise me one bit and honestly I understand that I pretty much made myself a target for it. Did I think it was going to go that far? No. But then again I didn't think I was going to have my email spammed with hate mail and violent wishes against my kid either. Still, I poked the bear and assumed that it would all remain fun and games following a somewhat moral troll code. My fault for assuming that. Your guys' fault for assuming you can shit all over a game and not be hated/hacked.
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ah yes, the "she dressed slutty so she wanted it" rape defense
crpg: why yes, there is a forum
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Note: I think the fact that you guys got hacked is completely fucked up and shitty, fully deserving a roll-back and fix from the devs (even if it IS a beta)
However you guys have done nothing but completely shit on the forums and community as a whole since you showed up so is it really that surprising that it happened to you (both the hacking and the large nut-cupping against you). Hell I got hacked but considering the source (hellowrold being a goon) and the trololo'ing I was doing back and forth with you all it didn't surprise me one bit and honestly I understand that I pretty much made myself a target for it. Did I think it was going to go that far? No. But then again I didn't think I was going to have my email spammed with hate mail and violent wishes against my kid either. Still, I poked the bear and assumed that it would all remain fun and games following a somewhat moral troll code. My fault for assuming that. Your guys' fault for assuming you can shit all over a game and not be hated/hacked.
Amen. P.S. people can take this game as seriously as they want too.
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(Saved this one for special occasions).
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ah yes, the "she dressed slutty so she wanted it" rape defense
More like the "Well it sucks you got shot, but you did go into harlem and yell N----r while wearing a white robe and burning a cross..." defense.
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More like the "Well it sucks you got shot, but you did go into harlem and yell N----r while wearing a white robe and burning a cross..." defense.
ahahahaha
you have no idea what you're saying
hahahaha
crpg: "friends killing klan members"
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troll the community and expect the community to dislike you...
+1
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wait wait wait, let me guess, everybody is just a little bit racist. it's only natural.
it's not you're fault you're racist, either, it's just that you were raised that way.
and it's not alcoholism if it's craft beer.
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oh god, still can't believe gorath pulled the "victim" card for being a "rapist" by saying it was like he's a black guy in harlem who got called a friend
please, please, gorath, are you real? do you actually exist? I NEED TO KNOW
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This Abc guy should just get banned, he doesn't seem todo anything else but troll. Also you double posted noob!
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wait, gorath. what if, as the white guy in my klan outfit, i was only retaliating to the blacks for taking my home or shooting my kids up with dope. what if i'm the real victim.
gorath, please respond immediately. my irl character is on the line!!
This Abc guy should just get banned, he doesn't seem todo anything else but troll. Also you double posted noob!
there, if that makes you feel better.
sorry but this is very important. i'm trying to figure out if you guys are actually justifying the action of COMPROMISING PRIVATE INFORMATION because somebody WASN'T NICE. can i steal your cc information? you called me a noob.
i'm justified.
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You must be drunk sir, you're babbling idiocy.
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He´s just mad about a shity game...
Thinking to be better than other, in fact he´s just average...
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You must be drunk sir, you're babbling idiocy.
No, you make absolutely zero sense. It's not justifiable for people to gain access to the database because LLJK is full of a bunch guys who are mean. Gorath tries to present a rational view through the eyes of some whimpering girl who thinks she did something wrong every time her boyfriend hit her (note: Gorath, abusive relationships are NOT kosher), the result trying to make you feel like he's right with his justification of why it happened. He then tried to flip flop the scenario (which is just stock full of his own little prejudices) and continued to spread his stupidity.
You can't justify someone "hacking" the database because someone was mean. You can't justify murder because someone called you a name. You can't justify rape because of the way someone dressed.
You, Angle, are an incredibly stupid person.
The best part? Getting a warning for not agreeing with your stupid remarks.
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No, you make absolutely zero sense. It's not justifiable for people to gain access to the database because LLJK is full of a bunch guys who are mean. Gorath tries to present a rational view through the eyes of some whimpering girl who thinks she did something wrong every time her boyfriend hit her (note: Gorath, abusive relationships are NOT kosher), the result trying to make you feel like he's right with his justification of why it happened. He then tried to flip flop the scenario (which is just stock full of his own little prejudices) and continued to spread his stupidity.
You can't justify someone "hacking" the database because someone was mean. You can't justify murder because someone called you a name. You can't justify rape because of the way someone dressed. Also, if you make an enemy of a whole community there is bound to be somebody out there within that community willing to step up alittle and do something distasteful.
You, Angle, are an incredibly stupid person.
The best part? Getting a warning for not agreeing with your stupid remarks.
I think what he's really trying to say sir is that, if you slap your breeding instrument against a beehive you're bound to get stung. Not that it's ok. If you punch a happy, average man in the street, you're bound to find a fist flying in your direction. Also if you make an enemy of a whole community there is bound to be someone who is willing to step up and do something distasteful.
And you're being watched because, literally all you have ever done on this forum is troll constantly, completely seperate from this little debate we're having.
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Ugh, battles early in a morning I'll be hung over. Where is the honour in attacking drunken foes, sirrah?
At least they'll be NA ping but christ don't you guys go out on Friday nights?
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Ugh, battles early in a morning I'll be hung over. Where is the honour in attacking drunken foes, sirrah?
At least they'll be NA ping but christ don't you guys go out on Friday nights?
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v0v I'll deal but 7am on a Saturday morning is early for those of us who are going to see concerts and get drunk on a Friday night. Not all of us can be quite as spergy over internet castles as you, froggie.
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v0v I'll deal but 7am on a Saturday morning is early for those of us who are going to see concerts and get drunk on a Friday night. Not all of us can be quite as spergy over internet castles as you, froggie.
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Ugh, battles early in a morning I'll be hung over. Where is the honour in attacking drunken foes, sirrah?
At least they'll be NA ping but christ don't you guys go out on Friday nights?
Maybe you should stop having a life outside of cRPG. Like a great man once said:
This is our lives
-Ecko
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im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumbif you slap your breeding instrument against a beehive you're bound to get stung. im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb
And you're being watched because, im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb im dumb
crpg - dicks and beehives
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Quite frankly, I'm surprised the Pecores are actually launching an attack. I thought they were going to stick to the French tradition of waiting for someone else to do all the heavy work, and then later bravely shaving the heads of prostitutes and printing shiny medals for themselves.
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Thats exactly what this community has boiled down too.
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The battles this weekend should be fun and i look forward to them.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker.
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v0v I'll deal but 7am on a Saturday morning is early for those of us who are going to see concerts and get drunk on a Friday night. Not all of us can be quite as spergy over internet castles as you, froggie.
Time zone understanding fail.
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Thats exactly what this community has boiled down too.
Remember the community before the goons arrived to shit all over it? Yeah, good times. But meh, such is life on the interwebz when it comes to gaming.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Remember the community before the goons arrived to shit all over it? Yeah, good times. But meh, such is life on the interwebz when it comes to gaming.
defeatist