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Title: Essay generator
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 25, 2011, 11:59:33 pm
So Jihadist mexican made a post featuring this http://www.essaygenerator.com/ , so I decided to creat a thread for Essays, so here is mine,

Issues surrounding Why ninjas are unbalancing this game can never be over analysed. Underestimate Why ninjas are unbalancing this game at your peril. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ Inevitably feelings run deep amongst those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Why ninjas are unbalancing this game.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he could have been making a reference to Why ninjas are unbalancing this game, but probably not. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Why ninjas are unbalancing this game raises the question 'why?'

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Why ninjas are unbalancing this game. I haven’t. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Why ninjas are unbalancing this game. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will study the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.


What a splendid graph. Recent studies indicate that transport costs will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Why ninjas are unbalancing this game, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing night and day.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by nobel prize winner Maximilian H. Amster 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Why ninjas are unbalancing this game until he was well into his thirties. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Why ninjas are unbalancing this game wins votes.' Simple as that.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Why ninjas are unbalancing this game?

Conclusion

In conclusion, Why ninjas are unbalancing this game is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It collaborates successfully, influences the influencers, and it is human.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Uma Spielberg: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Why ninjas are unbalancing this game ROCKS!!! [3]


Now on and lo continue to post more random essays!
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 26, 2011, 12:08:00 am
5/5

Would read again.
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 26, 2011, 12:15:34 am
Hmm yes, that is why ninjas are unbalancing nature, politics and economy, this needs to stop now!
Title: Re: Essay generator
Post by: Grey on July 26, 2011, 12:29:00 am
An essay on Owls know everything

To delve deeply into Owls know everything is an exciting adventure. The constantly changing fashionable take on Owls know everything demonstrates the depth of the subject. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Owls know everything is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, obviously. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Owls know everything.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he must have been referning to Owls know everything. No symbol is more potent than Owls know everything in society today. It irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Owls know everything. I haven’t. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Owls know everything, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Owls know everything. Of course, Owls know everything fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a classic economic system of analysis.
Market
Value
Of
Gold   

      Owls know everything

The statistics make it clear that Owls know everything is a major market factor. It goes with out saying that the market value of gold world wide are driven entirely by Owls know everything. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to Owls know everything. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of style icon Francis T. Time 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I argue that his insight into Owls know everything provided the inspiration for these great words. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Owls know everything wins votes.' Simple as that.
Why did Owls know everything cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Owls know everything doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

To conclude, Owls know everything has a special place in the heart of mankind. It replenishes the self, applauds greatness and it brings the best out in people.

Let's finish with a thought from star Sigourney Schwarzenegger: 'Oooh yeah Owls know everything shoo badaby dooo.' [3]
Title: Re: Essay generator
Post by: Casimir on July 26, 2011, 12:43:37 am
An essay on Balls
Issues surrounding Balls can never be over analysed. There are many factors which influenced the development of Balls. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, there are just not enough blues songs written about Balls. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Balls is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Balls. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Balls is quite good.

Recent thought on Balls has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will begin by looking at the Spanish-Armada model of economics.
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                     Balls

How do we explain these clear trends? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank oil prices cannot sustain this instability for long. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting night and day.

To quote award winning journalist Bonaventure Rock 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I argue that his insight into Balls provided the inspiration for these great words. If Balls be the food of politics, play on.

Since the Renaissance Balls has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

To conclude, Balls has a special place in the heart of mankind. It sings a new song, provides financial security and statistically it's great.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Miles Schwarzenegger: 'I demand Balls, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Your Balls - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing
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Post by: Baggy on July 26, 2011, 12:46:10 am
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An essay on Why i shouldnt hack in games

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about Why i shouldnt hack in games. There are many factors which influenced the development of Why i shouldnt hack in games. Remarkably Why i shouldnt hack in games is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Inevitably Why i shouldnt hack in games is often misunderstood by the easily lead, many of whom blame the influence of television. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Why i shouldnt hack in games. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they must have been referning to Why i shouldnt hack in games. A society without Why i shouldnt hack in games is like a society without knowledge, in that it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Why i shouldnt hack in games. I haven’t. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Why i shouldnt hack in games. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Why i shouldnt hack in games. Of course, Why i shouldnt hack in games fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, as is standard in this case.
Market
Value
Of
Gold   

      Why i shouldnt hack in games

How do we explain these clear trends? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the market value of gold has always depended upon Why i shouldnt hack in games to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Perhaps to coin a phrase Why i shouldnt hack in gameseconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing Why i shouldnt hack in games and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing Why i shouldnt hack in games and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

To quote the famous political Francis T. Time 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Why i shouldnt hack in games. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
While Why i shouldnt hack in games may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Why i shouldnt hack in games? We can say that Why i shouldnt hack in games may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It collaborates successfully, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late.

One final thought from the talented Mariah Hendrix: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Why i shouldnt hack in games by my side.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Weekly Why i shouldnt hack in games - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

Thought id catch the Greys out.
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Post by: ThePoopy on July 26, 2011, 12:48:24 am
i like this part in mine

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 means hes fat
Title: Re: Essay generator
Post by: Anwyl on July 26, 2011, 02:15:03 am
To conclude, Balls have a special place in the heart of mankind. It sings a new song, provides financial security and statistically it's great.

Favorite part.
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Post by: Christo on July 26, 2011, 02:24:11 am
What the hell I've done..  :o


                                                                               
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 26, 2011, 02:30:33 am
That is just gibberish...

Who seriously uses these things? Anyone at a glance can tell that these are sooooo bad ahahahahah. I like it spitting out D- papers left right and center  :lol:
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Post by: Christo on July 26, 2011, 02:35:53 am
That is just gibberish...

Who seriously uses these things? Anyone at a glance can tell that these are sooooo bad ahahahahah. I like it spitting out D- papers left right and center  :lol:

It's funny how the generator tries to team up immature/swearwords with economical and political topics, though.

 :mrgreen:
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Post by: Ninja_Khorin on July 26, 2011, 03:07:31 am
An essay on Zen

The issues involving Zen has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Zen. Indispensable to homosapians today, Zen is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It is estimated that that Zen is thought about eight times every day by the over 50, trapped by their infamous history. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Zen to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he borrowed much from Zen. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Zen is quite good.

Nothing represents every day life better than Zen, and I mean nothing. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. Of course, Zen fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Zen within the vast framework which this provides.
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                       Zen

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? It goes with out saying that the average wage will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Zen, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting Zen and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

Take a moment to consider the words of the star of stage and screen Noah Woodpecker 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I argue that his insight into Zen provided the inspiration for these great words. History tells us that Zen will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Since the Renaissance Zen has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

To conclude, Zen is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It sings a new song, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and statistically it's great.

I'll leave you with this quote from Miles Schwarzenegger: 'Zen is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
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Post by: JihadistMexican on July 26, 2011, 03:08:08 am
An essay on chadz laziness

The subject of chadz laziness is a controversial issue. The constantly changing fashionable take on chadz laziness demonstrates the depth of the subject. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is estimated that that chadz laziness is thought about eight times every day by those most reliant on technology, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is chadz laziness.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of chadz laziness to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] must have been referning to chadz laziness. A child’s approach to chadz laziness irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Status, Security, Fame - chadz laziness, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a classic economic system of analysis
                                                                           
How do we explain these clear trends? My personal view is that the annual military budget sings a very different tune. Perhaps to coin a phrase chadz lazinesseconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of chadz laziness can be like looking at chadz laziness and political feeling.

We cannot talk of chadz laziness and politics without remembering the words of a legend in their own life time, Maximilian Tuigamala 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of chadz laziness to politics is 'participation'.
While chadz laziness may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with chadz laziness? We can say that chadz laziness has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It establishes order, ensures financial stability and always chips in.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Nicole Morissette: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without chadz laziness.' [3]
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Post by: Gafgarion on July 26, 2011, 03:11:04 am
Hmm yes, that is why ninjas are unbalancing nature, politics and economy, this needs to stop now!

Mr. Anderson, how nice of you to join us!

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Post by: Torak on July 26, 2011, 03:11:49 am
   
An essay on chadz and crpg

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding chadz and crpg. There are many factors which influenced the development of chadz and crpg. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. No symbol is more potent than chadz and crpg in society today. It is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Recent thought on chadz and crpg has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees chadz and crpg, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will primarily be focusing on the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Annual
Military
Budget    

      chadz and crpg

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Obviously the annual military budget, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by chadz and crpg due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing chadz and crpg now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

To quote jazz singer Demetrius B. Adger 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] He was first introduced to chadz and crpg by his mother. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'chadz and crpg wins votes.' Simple as that.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow chadz and crpg to win our vote?

Conclusion

In my opinion chadz and crpg is both a need and a want. It collaborates successfully, ensures financial stability and most importantly it perseveres.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Clint Cruise: 'I demand chadz and crpg, nothing more nothing less.' [
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Post by: Kuhparnicuhs on July 26, 2011, 03:41:30 am
An essay on Buttholes
To delve deeply into buttholes is an exciting adventure. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of buttholes. Given that its influence pervades our society, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably buttholes are often misunderstood by socialists, who form the last great hope for our civilization. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of buttholes.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When J H Darcy said 'feces will spread' [1] she was clearly refering to the impact of buttholes on today's society. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however buttholes clearly play a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Of paramount importance to any study of buttholes within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to buttholes, again and again.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three buttholes for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - 20 buttholes.' We will study the Buttholes-Not-Mustard model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
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                             Buttholes
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of buttholes, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Obviously the average wage looms over buttholes this cannot be a coincidence. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love buttholes.

Political Factors

The media have made buttholes quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing playing with a butthole and singing with a butthole.

To quote award winning journalist Demetrius Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'Man's greatest butthole is complacency with regards to personal buttholes and political buttholes.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to buttholes. If buttholes be the food of politics, play on.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow buttholes to win our vote?
Conclusion

To reiterate, buttholes have a special place in the heart of mankind. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', though buttholes brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly buttholes.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Miles J. Fox: 'It's been nice educating your butthole.'



As you can see, I also made a thread about it, which I would say was due to it's absolute excellence, but I just clicked the wrong button.
Title: Re: Essay generator
Post by: Grey on July 26, 2011, 03:50:35 am
Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to buttholes, again and again.

BACK TO BUTTHOLES!!
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Post by: Kuhparnicuhs on July 26, 2011, 03:54:03 am
BACK TO BUTTHOLES!!
'To delve deeply into buttholes is an exciting adventure'
'Capitalists love buttholes'
Title: Re: Essay generator
Post by: Grey on July 26, 2011, 03:56:20 am
'To delve deeply into buttholes is an exciting adventure'
'Capitalists love buttholes'

FUCK YEAH IT IS and FUCK YEAH WE DO!
Title: Re: Essay generator
Post by: Lordark on July 26, 2011, 06:36:50 am
I love the one on chadz and his lazynes...

Also why ninjas are unabalancing this gaem.
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Post by: Artyem on July 26, 2011, 07:27:48 am
   
An essay on Charlie Sheen's drug problem
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding Charlie Sheen's drug problem. In depth analysis of Charlie Sheen's drug problem can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, Charlie Sheen's drug problem is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she must have been referning to Charlie Sheen's drug problem. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Charlie Sheen's drug problem provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Status, Security, Fame - Charlie Sheen's drug problem, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

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                             Charlie Sheen's drug problem

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? My personal view is that the market value of gold is in financial terms 'holding hands with Charlie Sheen's drug problem.' A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Charlie Sheen's drug problem and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of jazz singer Maximilian Bootlegger 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Charlie Sheen's drug problem this is clearly true. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Charlie Sheen's drug problem makes a good case for being the icing.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the Charlie Sheen's drug problem has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and figures show it's a winning formular.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Macaulay Garfunkel: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Charlie Sheen's drug problem by my side.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Weekly Charlie Sheen's drug problem - Issue 54 - Rhino Media
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Post by: Dahobo on July 26, 2011, 09:43:52 am
An essay on Assassins
The subject of Assassins is a controversial issue. I really, really like Assassins. Remarkably Assassins is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that there are just not enough blues songs written about Assassins. It is estimated that that Assassins is thought about eight times every day by socialists, many of whom blame the influence of television. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Assassins.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Assassins irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Of paramount importance to any study of Assassins within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Assassins, again and again.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will study the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model using the median instead of the mean, where possible. Cost
Of
Living
 
  Assassins


There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Assassins, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Recent studies indicate that the cost of living is in financial terms 'holding hands with Assassins.' Perhaps to coin a phrase Assassinseconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing pre and post war views of Assassins.

In the words of the famous political Achilles H. Amster 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Assassins until he was well into his thirties. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Assassins to politics is 'participation'.

I hope, for our sake that Assassins will endure.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Assassins? We can say that Assassins plays a large part in the lives of all. It establishes order, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and statistically it's great.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Ozzy Beckham: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Assassins.' [3]

Title: Re: Essay generator
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 26, 2011, 10:53:19 am
We can conclude that the Charlie Sheen's drug problem has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and figures show it's a winning formular.


Hes still winning!
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Post by: Grey on July 26, 2011, 11:19:36 am

Hes still winning!

I almost died laughing when I read through that and saw that he was winning!
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Post by: Everkistus on July 26, 2011, 11:34:21 am
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An essay on whining about inbalance when you lose

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of whining about inbalance when you lose. There are many factors which influenced the development of whining about inbalance when you lose. Though whining about inbalance when you lose is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, whining about inbalance when you lose is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Inevitably whining about inbalance when you lose is often misunderstood by those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A child’s approach to whining about inbalance when you lose is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Nothing represents every day life better than whining about inbalance when you lose, and I mean nothing. If society has a favourite child, it is whining about inbalance when you lose.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, whining about inbalance when you lose fits perfectly into the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, as is standard in this case.
Oil Prices   visitors can't see pics , please register or login

      whining about inbalance when you lose


What a splendid graph. Well oil prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

 The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of whining about inbalance when you lose can be like looking at 0

 To quote style icon Kuuipo Bootlegger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of whining about inbalance when you lose, his words cannot be over-looked. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then whining about inbalance when you lose makes a good case for being the icing.
 The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow whining about inbalance when you lose to win our vote?

Conclusion

 In conclusion, whining about inbalance when you lose has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It questions, influences the influencers, and always chips in.

One final thought from the talented Wyclef De Niro: 'You win some, you loose some, but whining about inbalance when you lose wins most often.' [3]
I like the last quote. I also mispelled imbalance but cba to fix.
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Post by: Grey on July 26, 2011, 11:39:55 am
Lol Everkistus, fucking win essay

"One final thought from the talented Wyclef De Niro: 'You win some, you loose some, but whining about inbalance when you lose wins most often.'"

made me smile
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Post by: Dezilagel on July 26, 2011, 12:52:58 pm
   
An essay on cold spaghetti

The issues involving cold spaghetti has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At first glance cold spaghetti may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is estimated that that cold spaghetti is thought about eight times every day by global commercial enterprises, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of cold spaghetti to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she saw clearly into the human heart. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course cold spaghetti is quite good.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - cold spaghetti is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is cold spaghetti. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with cold spaghetti. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.


Annual
Military
Budget


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   cold spaghetti
                       

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Obviously the annual military budget looms over cold spaghetti this cannot be a coincidence. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors


No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing cold spaghetti and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing cold spaghettiilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of a legend in their own life time, Xaviera Shandy 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] He was first introduced to cold spaghetti by his mother. History tells us that cold spaghetti will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Why did cold spaghetti cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that cold spaghetti doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

To reiterate, cold spaghetti deserves all of the attention it gets. It enlightens our daily lives, brought up a generation and is a joy to behold.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Uma Lopez: 'I demand cold spaghetti, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Your cold spaghetti - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 26, 2011, 01:01:55 pm

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Uma Lopez: 'I demand cold spaghetti, nothing more nothing less.' [3]


I demand it too!
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Post by: Mtemtko on July 26, 2011, 05:10:52 pm
An essay on kebab
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of kebab. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of kebab. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, kebab is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning kebab by those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without kebab is like a society without knowledge, in that it smells of success.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard kebab. I haven’t. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, kebab will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to kebab. Of course, kebab fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, a classic economic system of analysis.
Inflation   
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kebab

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Obviously inflation has always depended upon kebab to a certain extent, but now more that ever. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love kebab.
  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to kebab.

In the words of that most brilliant mind Bartholomew B. Adger 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to kebab. It speaks volumes. History tells us that kebab will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

I hope, for our sake that kebab will endure.
Conclusion

We can say with certainty kebab is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It inspires, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and statistically it's great.

Let's finish with a thought from star Sigourney Travolta: 'Oooh yeah kebab shoo badaby dooo.'
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Post by: Grey on July 27, 2011, 01:41:39 am
Sorry Mtemtko, but no essay you could ever make would be as epic as Techno Viking, your avatar....







....aaaaaaaand RAVE, RAVE, RAVE, RAVE!
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 27, 2011, 02:09:39 am
Sorry Mtemtko, but no essay you could ever make would be as epic as Techno Viking, your avatar....

Agreed, though it becomes epic if you imagine Techno Viking saying it while dancing. I imagine all of his posts that way.
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Post by: Grey on July 27, 2011, 11:25:30 am
Agreed, though it becomes epic if you imagine Techno Viking saying it while dancing. I imagine all of his posts that way.

CAPITALISTS LOVE KEBAB! FUCK YEAH! RAVE, RAVE, RAVE, RAVE and RAVE!!  8-)
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Post by: DesertEagle on July 27, 2011, 11:48:34 am
An essay on nerf archers

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about nerf archers? The constantly changing fashionable take on nerf archers demonstrates the depth of the subject. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It still has the power to shock those most reliant on technology, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of nerf archers. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is nerf archers.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of nerf archers to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] could have been making a reference to nerf archers, but probably not. A child’s approach to nerf archers cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon nerf archers. If society has a favourite child, it is nerf archers.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We shall examine the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Interest    

      nerf archers

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Recent studies indicate that interest has always depended upon nerf archers to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the famous political Odysseus Skank 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] I argue that his insight into nerf archers provided the inspiration for these great words. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'nerf archers wins votes.' Simple as that.
Since the Renaissance nerf archers has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

In my opinion nerf archers may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It replenishes the self, applauds greatness and most importantly it perseveres.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Keanu Travolta: 'I demand nerf archers, nothing more nothing less.' [3]


Did you hear the suppa-star? :)
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Post by: Olwen on July 27, 2011, 05:43:02 pm
seriously, this one is badass


   
An essay on bush

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding bush. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of bush. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is estimated that that bush is thought about eight times every day by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of bush.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he must have been referning to bush. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet bush helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard bush. I haven’t. To put it simply, people like bush.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, bush fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Housing
Prices   

      bush

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Seemingly housing prices cannot sustain this instability for long. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing night and day.

To quote the star of stage and screen Vatusia B. Adger 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with bush. If bush be the food of politics, play on.
Why did bush cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that bush doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

In summary, bush has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It replenishes the self, provides financial security and never hides.

Let's finish with a thought from star Courteney Kournikova: 'Oooh yeah bush shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Weekly bush - Issue 54 - Rhino Media
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Post by: Anwyl on July 27, 2011, 11:04:27 pm
I don't get it.   :|
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Post by: Baggy on July 29, 2011, 10:18:40 pm
President Bush or "bush"?
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 30, 2011, 12:02:49 am
President Bush or "bush"?

Open to personal interpretation, it is art.
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Post by: JihadistMexican on July 31, 2011, 06:24:09 am
I like the kind of bush IM thinking of  :wink:
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Post by: Baggy on July 31, 2011, 07:52:42 am
"To put it simply, people like bush" Epic fucking win.
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Post by: ordunin on August 01, 2011, 03:42:27 am
I love the Graphs in these essays the most i was crying when i looked at the Buttholes essays graph, to good.
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Post by: Warcat on August 01, 2011, 06:23:27 pm
   
An essay on Why Bows should be nerfed, the story of cRPG

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of Why Bows should be nerfed. At first glance Why Bows should be nerfed may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Though Why Bows should be nerfed is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, there are just not enough blues songs written about Why Bows should be nerfed. The juxtapositioning of Why Bows should be nerfed with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the easily lead, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Why Bows should be nerfed.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Why Bows should be nerfed to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Why Bows should be nerfed helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Primarily Why Bows should be nerfed builds trust among the people. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, Why Bows should be nerfed fits perfectly into the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a lovely model.
Interest    
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      Why Bows should be nerfed

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Obviously interest cannot sustain this instability for long. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting Why Bows should be nerfedilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

In the words of that most brilliant mind Esperanza Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Why Bows should be nerfed, his words cannot be over-looked. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Why Bows should be nerfed makes a good case for being the icing.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Why Bows should be nerfed to win our vote?

Conclusion

We can conclude that the Why Bows should be nerfed is both a need and a want. It collaborates successfully, brings glamour to an unglamorous time, though Why Bows should be nerfed brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Why Bows should be nerfed.

The final say goes to the award winning Elvis Morissette: 'You win some, you loose some, but Why Bows should be nerfed wins most often.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] Go mad for Why Bows should be nerfed - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books