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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Jack1 on February 06, 2014, 01:05:58 am

Title: the conspiracy
Post by: Jack1 on February 06, 2014, 01:05:58 am
a conspiracy has been formed that canary is the owner of the NA servers. Now what kind of filthy admin woulden't take advantage of that. at specific points canary shakes up his server so that the connection gets a little crappy. He usually does this right when he is fighting an opponent that is deemed "difficult".

ladies and genitlemen, I give you the proof that I captured of this:

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Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: engurrand on February 06, 2014, 01:18:06 am
Thread is about to go the way of the dinos
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: oreshy on February 06, 2014, 01:19:12 am
ok.
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 06, 2014, 07:53:32 am
The fog isn't fog... It's aerosol bioweapons. Magnesium vapors enter through the lung but collect in the brain, causing reduced mental capacity and general fatigue. Fluoride weakens the bones and introduces free radicals. There is also evidence of long chain organic lipids. The bodily easily absorbs them and they hijack the central nervous system.

If you see the fog, hold your breath. Wake up sheeple!
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Armycook_of_KSantiago on February 06, 2014, 09:52:17 am
That would be funny.
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Artyem on February 06, 2014, 10:09:38 am
Everybody knows that flying carpets don't produce contrails, those trails are made of chemicals.  They're spraying aluminum on us, why do you think cmp is investing in aluminum resistant trade goods?  CMP controls the S&D and you're all just oblivious to the facts, wake up sheeple.

edit:

damnit WITCHCRAFT beat me to it
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Rain on February 06, 2014, 03:55:21 pm
I don't get it.... Canary has 6 ping.. that's a solid 20 percent more than he usually has.  He is completely being effected by this in the same way. ;)
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Mae. on February 06, 2014, 04:08:25 pm
dat fiberrrrrrr
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Tagora on February 06, 2014, 04:17:10 pm
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Sniger on February 06, 2014, 04:19:11 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 06, 2014, 05:32:54 pm
Shitcago is a bad place to host the server.

Such bias
so wow
fuck east coast
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Dionysus on February 06, 2014, 05:44:17 pm
Down with the Bird Brain!
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Asheram on February 06, 2014, 05:47:16 pm
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Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Tojo on February 06, 2014, 11:41:40 pm
I heard from a reliable source that Canary is not actually a person, but a new military grade "bio-processor" that is essentially a brain hooked up to the internet. He uses his head admin powers to recruit more unwary victims to sell their souls and become part of crpg.

Just something I overheard my neighbor say who works for the CIA
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 07, 2014, 03:18:26 am
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Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Chosen1 on February 07, 2014, 04:35:05 am
i think you are just trying to show off your score  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: En_Dotter on February 07, 2014, 04:42:53 am
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on February 06, 2014, 07:53:32 am
The fog isn't fog... It's aerosol bioweapons. Magnesium vapors enter through the lung but collect in the brain, causing reduced mental capacity and general fatigue. Fluoride weakens the bones and introduces free radicals. There is also evidence of long chain organic lipids. The bodily easily absorbs them and they hijack the central nervous system.

If you see the fog, hold your breath. Wake up sheeple!

And that is not all:

Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Jack1 on February 07, 2014, 05:28:50 am
Jack1, the community news hound, has found another person doing something they should not be doing. It has always marveled me on how rhalzo can do so much damage with such low strength.

I found him juicing up at the start of a round.

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Title: Re: the conspiracy
Post by: Xeen on February 07, 2014, 11:16:14 am
The conspiracy is that somehow every time I get my real life friends to play, something goes horribly wrong and ruins the experience for everyone.  That day the servers just took a shit and were unplayably bad until we all quit.