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Global / Unban Thread
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:32:03 am »
So I've been banned for like, 3 years? Maybe more?

I've done a great deal of maturing, and I'm sorry for what I did.

If you can unban me, I'll try to get some more players back into this mod in the AUS community (if you can call it that). If you want to keep me banned, fair enough.

Kind regards, Black Wind.

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Suggestions Corner / Mods Dying? Idea to do the jesus thing
« on: June 06, 2014, 12:09:53 pm »
Hello community of old.

I see cRPG sometimes has 220 people on the webpage, not a bad effort, but don't you miss the days when NA_cRPG_1 was full, 200/200 slots? I know I do!

You all can rabble about "how much better cRPG is now", but I think the numbers speak volumes.

This will be riskier than tappin' the town-bike without a dinger on your pole. But if you look at it, it's dying, has been dying, and is basically being held up by a sliced rope.

I've been vouching for vanilla cRPG from day 1, and I still do.

It's a gamble yes, but a gamble that would pay itself off majorly if it could even get half the numbers it used to.

#swag #dankkush #dnth8theplayer #doubletimeswag #snapbackrehab

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The Chamber of Tears / Old cRPG was still better....
« on: December 16, 2013, 03:02:11 am »
This new-cRPG lacks oomf. Has no hilarious weapons, and the proficiencies are too slow.

Old c-RPG was better.

#yolo
#swag
#sofreshsnapbackstillhastags

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https://soundcloud.com/lolz0rz/pk-wagt4p3

Get ready for talent, Get ready for Gangsta shit. Get ready for the Swagtape.

no h8rz

Lyrics: (explicit)
(click to show/hide)

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Yo. PK has been a power in cRPG for a number of years. This is our gangsta fresh anthem, with mean beats hosted by PK_Sudo, Owens and the boys.

Yeah uhm listen...

Welcome to Calradia Playground of Persian Kittens,
clan number one
From our abs to our pecks to our iron hard schlong
we be breaken in bitches, they choken on our dick
just tryna take our length makes em sick
People disrespect our kittens,
Unknowing of our +3 mittens,
Team banner balance be fixin'
Aint no gene pool mixin'
When it comes to makin a bitchin'
from the Persian Kitties to yo snitches

PK_Owens doin it smoov'
Killen dem gangsta niggas like he's on a groove,
Makin' homies rage saying they hate PK,
Bitch, bottom line, They aint good, they fuckin gay


PK_NepCloud man, realest set, He's 13 nigga, no hair on his chest
His old as shit Daddy gets fuckin' mad,
Makes BoA look like they fuckin' bad Lazy as shit son,
signature style, his feints be fuckin' wild

PK_Red_Corsair, craziest fool
PK's fuckin' undercover jewel,
he has fantasy bitches swamped around,
Baskin' in his PK swag, doin us proud.

Prepare for this, turn up the amp
Time for some slick beats from PK Ant
I aint new to this game dodgen yo shit since 96
man yo flamberge hits like a blunt fucken stick
faster than a UAM hangin from the rafters
when it comes to KD im the master crafter
born with a steal buckler around my nob
say ahh avmana as i cream-fill yo gob

PK_Pounder, meanest nigga,
Aint no gangsta got a hit thats bigga,
He fist pumps the sky,
Showin' bitches he high
 in the leaderboard,
high KD, super fast sword,
he tha fuckin' swag overlord

PK, Perfection at it's fines',
Gangsta niggas come to the field, ready for dining,
Eatin' them noobs up, major swag,
Swagged gear, from head to toe,
Banner draggin' on the fuckin' flo'
Multi-culturalism at it's prime,
All ya'll haters fuckin go die.

PK_Charles_the_fuckin' Young, new recruit number one
He still got a 15 inch dick, not bad for a 14 year old son,
Fuckin' bitches givin' them the split,
from pussy to ass, thats his shit

PK Legend doin it real.
Got my gold chain and my dolla
Dontcha no im baller see man
im faster than a niqqa
and im 2 inches bigger

PK_sun_jian he no nigga hes a master
no one aint ever been faster
jakie chan, bruce lee, feist on a weiner
sun jian be ten times meaner
 karate kid, no, he a triad gangsta,
Asian styes, reppin' his swagsta,
Grown for an asian, 8 inch dong,
Pointy as a rondel dagger, aimed at the thong.
Fresh as Ciao Fan, Fresh off the wok,
Dicks too big, can't fit in a Nike sock.
Gets asian KD, high as Yao Ming,
As a Horse Crossbow, makes PKs dong swing,
Precision aiming, makes Caesar rage,
That bitch nigga Can't stand up to the persian kitty stage.

PK_Dank_Budz, the nigga behind bars,
He so tough, he rapes the guards
double time swag, he shines like the stars,
On the battlefield, nigga, meanest scars,
On his 2 foot member, from the egg shell spurs,
The old in-out, fast as a blur
Unleashed on the field, as a Knightly Sir,
Unleashing havoc with his professionally handled piece,
Fuckin' up cunts with his 24 inch beast.

PK, Perfection at it's fines',
Gangsta niggas come to the field,
ready for dining, Eatin' them noobs up,
major swag, Swagged gear, from head to toe,
Banner draggin' on the fuckin' flo'
Multi-culturalism at it's prime,
All ya'll haters fuckin go die.

Black fuckin jimmy too much swag
just sayin his name makes bitches sweat he reach for a camel tow,
finds it soakin wet they go for a kick, he knows what to do
stab them with his member in da booty like a reverse poo

PK_The_Hood, Mexican guido,
Gettin dirty on the field, with his muddy burrito,
Swaggin' like a fresh out of detention latino,
on the battlefield with his strange moustache,
Seedy as a cheap hotel room, smelly like a fart,
Them mexican gangstas, hard labour style,
mowing lawns with swords for a cheap labour mile,
Skilled and precise, like a last-strike janitor,
 Always kept in check, by his PK manager.
Professional gang banga, this latin king Gangsta,
Freshest on the field,
Pickin' up dead allies steel'
Stealin their armour and their gold,
PK_Eliteness, part of his soul sold.

People disrespect us kittens,
Unknowing of our +3 mittens,
Team banner balance be fixin'
Aint no gene pool mixin'

When it comes to makin a bitchin'
from the Persian Kitties to yo snitches.
BoA hates on our swag,
Fuckin' 15 year old Alberts a fuckin my old friend,
Virgin 19 year old Caesars a fuckin' dag,
they can't join PK ever, unattractive niggas,
when their dacks drop, the ladies snicker,
sayin' "That all you got, BoA noobs? I heard them boys in PK, dicks weight more than our boobs."
BoA_Wingdings, born from the ass,
He frequently sucks on Caesars dart,
One mad skill there, playin warband, in the sixety-nine position.

PK, Perfection at it's fines',
Gangsta niggas come to the field,
ready for dining, Eatin' them noobs up, major swag,
Swagged gear, from head to toe,
Banner draggin' on the fuckin' flo'
Multi-culturalism at it's prime,
All ya'll haters fuckin go die.

Ya'll, dis mean tune was brought to you by The Persian Kitties clan,

cRPG gangstas, changstas and wangstas.

Peace out - From Black Wind, the Legendary.

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Global / Global Ban Appeal - Put a years worth of thought into it
« on: October 09, 2013, 03:45:22 am »
Hello everyone,

About 11 months ago, I was banned for being naughty and selling looms for cash money, then told Meow that I was hacked so I'd get some back again.

Now, before you start saying what a dick I was, at least let me explain my rationale.

- I'm a University student, I have a lot of rent to pay per month, and as I'm a full-time student, I lack the funds to meet the living standards that are otherwise necessary for a human.
- I needed this money to 'make ends meet'.
- I also needed money to afford clinical placements that were compulsory in order to pass my university degree, as unlike America, petrol prices in Australia are like $1.60 per litre, which really chews through any financial pride that you may have faster than you can say "Crikey!"

I also know that, even though I urgently needed funds to assist with my real life, I should have attained them via other means that don't counter-act the cRPG rules. Like I could've done something less serious and sold sex and/or crack to get the cash money. This just seemed like the easiest option hence, why I did it.

I am also an Australian player (hence the Steve Irwin joke above) that has been playing for a few years under names such as: PK_Redemption, UAM_Sudan, PK_Sudo, and so on so forth. As an Australian, I have probably the smallest impact on the player-base anyway, considering we don't even have a server at the moment, and even when we do, it's always empty, which shows that there is really no harm in unbanning me (which is proooobably a long shot, but whatever).

Reasons to unban me:
- I'm Australian, which goes to show that I am a genuine bloke.
- I could just play on alternative keys, so unbanned or not, I could still cause grief if I really wanted to
- Australian players really are a negligible force in cRPG as even at the strong-point, we only had around 12 players (lol)
- It's been pretty much a year, I've grown up a lot, matured, and I regret what I did, despite how necessary it was at that particular moment.
- Miiiiiight even get rid of PK if that's what it takes </3

cRPG has played a massive role in my gaming life, and I've never played something that I've enjoyed this much. It brings people together, and creates a community that create a sort of homely-feeling whilst maintaining a very competitive elitist nature.

Thanks for reading. Be gentle

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General Discussion / Got Hacked a Few Months Ago..
« on: November 02, 2012, 09:39:29 am »
Greetings cRPG community

A few months ago I was hacked and lost all my stuff... That's why my trade page has been down for anyone who may of been wondering..

I chose to address it now, as I stopped playing for a bit because of this (didn't address it on IRC, because timezome differences)

I lost:
+3 Mail Mittens
+3 Scimitar
+3 Grosse Messer
+3 Brown Rus Lamellar
+3 Shashka
+3 Lamellar Vest
+3 Great Long Axe
+3 Italian Sword

To someone from NA...

I'm an Australian player, and I earned some of these with a constant x1 multiplier. It was a really hard grind

I have also been playing for >2 years and I just had my efforts stripped from me...

So, I was told it might be a good idea to try a thread asking for any charity :)


I'm not expecting anything whatsoever to come of this, but figured it'd be worth a shot.

Thanks for reading and/or any patronage :)

You can contact me over steam for any reason. ID = hi_its_me

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Suggestions Corner / Revert to Vanilla!
« on: October 13, 2012, 06:17:02 am »
Hey guys...

Revert to pre-slot and pre-upkeep system pls.

Elephants ftw.

The only people that didn't like it were the retards who didn't have one. The playerbase was stronger back then, considering there's like 240 people on at most these days, and back then, the servers were like 180ppl iirc for ATS.

But most importantly aussies played too.

If you disagree, you're gay.

Thanks.

EDIT: See the golden times in the URL of my sig.

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General Discussion / Database Wipe? Fo reelz?
« on: August 05, 2012, 02:53:13 pm »
Greetings all,

It has been a while since I have been on, and am wondering if everyone is getting their shit wiped? Chars, gens, gear etc etc.

If this is just a hoax, it's all good. But if not, I think it would bring the guillotine down on this mod for once and for all.

Thanks.

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Spam / cRPG has become an abomination!
« on: June 27, 2012, 04:47:29 pm »
Sup d00dz.

cRPG is a corrupted idea, of what once was a good game! So I have decided that it is tonight/today depending on your timezone that, I am stepping down due to the one key issue with this mod: devs listening to QQers.

I have discussed this with the boys of PK, and we cbf with this shiznit. So peace out hombres, maybe now, someone can take the crown when it comes to being global internet heroes.


Anyways, I hope you all the best on the battlefield, but this is the end of an era.

Have a good one!

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Buy / Buying 8 +3 Liuyedaos
« on: June 08, 2012, 12:20:59 pm »
Trading Polearms for Liuyedao's.

I have:
+3 Elegant Poleaxe
+3 Glaive
+3 Long Hafted Spiked Mace
+3 English Bill
+3 Great Long Axe
+3 German Poleaxe
+3 Hafted blade

Also after +3 Lamellar Vest, I'll trade my heraldic mail for it.

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Suggestions Corner / Idea for a new armour
« on: June 05, 2012, 08:27:27 pm »
Hello,

I have recently been pondering the thought of arabian armours, and hence, would really appreciate the implementation of some arabic heraldic gear to represent clans whilst sticking to a dress-code.

I realise that heraldic-ness is a very much European thing, but I honestly think that a Lamellar vest, that has a banner painted on the lamellar part, would look badass.

This is a barrier for me as a part of an arabic-style clan, we have to settle for "heraldic mail" with veiled arab helmets, and end up looking like mail condoms.

So yeah, I just thought I'd voice this idea, and see if any other community members would agree with me! :)

Thanks for reading.

PK_IncrediblySkillful/PK_Sudo

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Suggestions Corner / Idea about custom banners
« on: June 05, 2012, 11:50:17 am »
Hello all,

Would any of you guys also prefer it, if you did a one-time payment of say, 500K, to be able to use a custom banner ingame?

I personally would, and I hate paying for temporary things, so this is the base for the idea.


It's because that it only lasts for one month, that's why I'm not entering any of the auctions. So yeah. 

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General Discussion / Which cRPG did you prefer?
« on: June 02, 2012, 07:31:27 am »
Hello all,

I am just wondering which cRPG the larger playerbase found more entertaining as a whole. While both, vanilla c-RPG and current c-RPG had their perks in my opinion, which one was more enjoyable to play?

Old c-RPG
-----------
- No upkeep.
- No slot system.
- Weight effected movement and wpf less
- Gold/exp was harder to come by, and was obtained based on the death of an enemy player.
- A more relaxed environment (in my opinion).
- A sense of achievement when you, the player, finally obtained enough gold to buy high-tier armour, horses or other gear.
- Lol-weapons, like Retro-Flamberge, Looney Tunes Axe, Lance of Compensation, Sniper Crossbow etc.

I found this very enjoyable, more-so than the uptight c-RPG of today.


New c-RPG
------------
- A pretty well balanced combat system
- Upkeep, to prevent people from tincanning 24/7 (negated by market)
- New gold/exp per minute system, with multipliers.
- No lol-weapons.
- A more competitive environment for the average player.
- Gold loss is sometimes an issue based on banner-balance team stacks.
- No sense of achievement for finally obtaining higher-tier gear, as gold is a lot easier to come by.


Overall, in my opinion, the two cRPG's are different in too many ways to really compare, and that I personally found vanilla c-RPG to be slightly more enjoyable, and more laid back. The new c-RPG is still fun, but it's far too competitive, and although players deny it, they try to mooch as many kills as possible, in order to try to obtain a rep amongst their community (defeats the whole concept for ticks per minute exp).

What are your opinions on the matter? :)

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Spam / Nerf PK's
« on: May 28, 2012, 06:57:05 pm »
Dear dev's,

If any of you ever read this thread, I hope you take it into consideration.

Now, as I'm sure that most of you are aware, PK is on the loose. This needs to be taken care of ASAP. By joining PK, the game suddenly became easymode. I ended up topping all boards, just for being in this superior elitist clan, that is hated for making every other player look bad.

Is there some sort of game mechanic that make these two letters "P" and "K", that makes an unstoppable machine when added with a name? Because just by talking to these amazing live-to-warband guys, I ended up winning, without trying to.

Because we, as a clan are THAT much better than anyone else, whenever we incoorporate a genius idea into the forums, people like Son_of_Odin instantly start attacking our concepts. I know it's hard being at the top, but c'mon, we're not preschoolers (but we will, take you back to school) are we?

I'd appreciate the nerf so everyone stops being so anti-PK. They can't seem to handle competing with players who partake in underground warband tournaments. They can't grasp the fact, that I have 4804 hours of gametime for a reason. They can't comprehend that they will never come within ten leagues of our beginning skill level. Also a nerf would add atleast some balance to an already PK heavy mod.

PK's intelligence rivals that of the asian. Our reproductive appendage rivals that of an african neanderthal, and our skills match that of the next step up from God. Fuck, we even go to the gym to tone up purely so we can click for longer, with our gravity defiant mount & muscles.

So really guys, grow a set, and stop hating me cuz you aint me.


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