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Diplomacy / LLJK Civil War
« on: March 08, 2012, 08:10:36 am »
LLJK CIVIL WAR AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF SMOOTHRICH

For too long have our freedoms been oppressed, and our rights been abused by the tyrant known as Smoothrich. For too long has he laughed at us and spit on us as he abused his admin powers upon the North American server against us, this two-faced tyrant of tyrannical tyranny will be brought to the justice of his people!

Smoothrich has formally expressed the idea of war upon his own people for simply angering him by expressing themselves in a variety of well-known Jolly Knight customs, such as trolling, debauchery, homosexuality, and of course being mildly self-appeasing.

This is a preemptive war declaration against his tyranny following the evidence provided below!

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This is the mad ravings of a man with syphilis or some kind of brain altering virus! He has also demoted our glorious commander-and-chief PhantomZero, due to Smoothrich craving the insatiable urge of video game power and control.

As you can see from the above logs, in order to protect our opinions and those of Tears_of_Destiny who undoubtedly angered the tyrant to the point of tears, we must go to war in the defense of our freedoms and fight our own brothers.

Professor Milhouse BearIRL offered his opinions below..
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Obviously Smoothrich interprets your fief as a Ventrilo he is not welcome in, therefore he must eliminate it, like the chocolate chip cookie's eliminated the Jews.

An insightful observation towards the climax of this war bear_irl, now for another look was have Doctor Crutchkov Zorato..
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You need to keep the inactive LLJK members known as Zealot and damug on a leesh and make sure they don't anger our god Smoothrich.

Another very insightful comment, if I might offer my insight to the brilliant minds of bear and Zorato is that maybe this was brought on by my own mating call towards Smoothrich? Located here.

Further homosexuality inducing chat logs incriminate the tyrant even further, than the furthest further can even fathom to be pushed this farther in terms of evidence of the further, take a look below comma.

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This super serious mad man must be stopped, and this is war!

Also here is a paste bin for first rage, and here is the second, I can print a PDF off of each one and mail them to you for a service charge of $49.99, and of course those rates only apply to North Americans, sorry Europeans, unless you're willing to pay the shipping expenses. I can also frame it for an additional $119.99 on top of the original expense.

Thanks, and have a nice civil war!

Oh, and they also kicked out Kreczor for no good reason.

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Closed Requests / Ban Request: USA_GOVERNOR_BILLGOD_AMERICA
« on: October 18, 2011, 08:53:30 am »
Being a member of the Jewish faith, I find the amount of anti-semitic comments coming from this person grossly offensive. Below are some of the quotes he has stated, which are rude, or offensive in some reference or manor.

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[USA_GOVERNOR_BILLGOD_AMERICA] i'm einstein
[USA_GOVERNOR_BILLGOD_AMERICA] i'm einstein
[USA_GOVERNOR_BILLGOD_AMERICA] i believe in einstein
[USA_GOVERNOR_BILLGOD_AMERICA] i'm einstein
*DEAD* [USA_GOVERNOR_BILLGOD_AMERICA] i'm einstein
[USA_GOVERNOR_BILLGOD_AMERICA] i'm a gay nerd irl

Constant references to einstein, get very offensive to some people who remember this as a time of horror, and making light of such atrocity much surely demand punishment, I've also seen him team kill many times.

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[USA_GOVERNOR_BILLGOD_AMERICA] sorry
[USA_GOVERNOR_BILLGOD_AMERICA] equip screen

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Spam / LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« on: September 07, 2011, 09:57:50 pm »
The clan Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights formally submits to Pecores, and requests to become vassals of said clan immediately.

The diplomatic team of "a_bear_irl" and "Socratic" have formally approved this submission and it is indeed serious, please do not move this to spam or troll this thread, unless of course you are one of our Pecores overlords and wish to do so.

Confirmed by,
LLJK_Zealot
LLJK_Smoothrich
a_bear_irl
Whatever the fuck Socratic's new name is

A TRIBUTE
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Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!
Quand il s'agit de s'écraser, et ça fait mal à l'intérieur,
dois te «prendre une position, il ne contribue pas à cacher,
Eh bien, vous blesser mes amis, et vous blesser ma fierté,
Je dois être un homme; je ne peux pas le laisser glisser,
Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!
Je me sens fort bien et le mal,
Et je ne prends pas mal pour très longtemps,

J'ai quelque chose au plus profond de moi, et le courage est la chose qui nous maintient libre,
Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!
Eh bien vous blesser mes amis, et vous blesser ma fierté,
Je dois être un homme; je ne peux pas le laisser glisser,
Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!
Je suis un vrai Américain, lutter pour les droits de chaque homme,
Je suis un vrai Américain, se battre pour ce qui est bon, se battre pour votre vie!

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Strategus / Selling 10k troops
« on: August 21, 2011, 01:17:45 am »
Make offers for 10k troops, seriously, LETS FUCKING DO THIS.

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Sell/Trade / [Trade] Masterwork Langes Messer
« on: August 16, 2011, 10:16:30 pm »
Trading Masterwork Langes Messer for a couple of items, although I guess you could be bold and take a shot and offer something else, but the items listed below are preferred.

Masterwork Langes Messer
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One-Handed Mode
Weight: 1.8
Difficulty: 12
Speed rating: 99
Weapon length: 92
Thrust damage: 25 pierce
Swing damage: 36 cut
Slots: 1

Two-Handed Mode
Weight: 1.8
Difficulty: 12
Speed rating: 101
Weapon length: 92
Thrust damage: 27 pierce
Swing damage: 38 cut
Slots: 1

Good solid weapon for both one handed and two handed, great side arm, but I'm looking for something different.

Preferred items are as listed below:
Masterwork Steel Bolts
Masterwork Arablest
Mighty Mace

These are my priorities when I'm looking to trade, although I am vaugley interested in a Masterwork Iberian Mace, but mainly the items listed above. I am also willing to part with it for gold, for the lump sum of 1.2 million, which in my opinion is pretty fucking high so just make trade offers.

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Sell/Trade / The Legend Continues.. [Champion Rouncey]
« on: August 06, 2011, 08:48:59 pm »
In a distant land far away, their was one man, and one horse, best friends, united forever.

The sands of the Goon kingdoms stirred as the great Goondalgo and his companion Zealot rode through the deserts, combing them one would say. They traveled days scouting, leading, managing, screaming, and even sharing a bond of sexual attraction, and intercourse. The love grew between the man and the animal, to the point where they wanted marriage, Zealot knew Goondalgo wanted it all, inside, and out.

So he scheduled his wedding to be held in the small village of Rushdigh where they first met, and the planning commenced. During the planning, the two bonded even more, inside, and out. As time went by the wedding was in place and set up for all to see, and the reception was called and the drinks were poured. During the reception Goondalgo was no where to be found, "Strange.." said Zealot. A loud neighing sound of intense pain could be heard, and Zealot panicked, he drew his blade and ran to the noise, jumping through the curtains to the room it was coming in, only to see..

Neumonic! Neumonic was having intense intercourse with his horse, and he was pitching! He was taking Goondalgo's virginity, and.. GOONDALGO WAS SMILING! Zealot soon realized what he had to do, he struck down Neumonic, beat him, and threw him away like a ratty old tissue, and grabbed the horse by the reins and whispered "You'll pay for this, slut". He grabbed the horse, and dragged it through the reception hall, all the way to the market place in town. He approached a slaver with the reins of Goondalgo in hands, and a knife to the horses throat if it tried anything, and said "Sell this bitch of a horse, sell it for whatever fair  offer you can get!", the merchant nodded, smiled, and took the horse from Zealot.

The legend of Goondalgo and Zealot has ended, are you ready for your legend to begin?

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Goondalgo, the legend, the champion, the betrayer
Make your offers folks! Start your legends!

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Sell/Trade / [Trade] MW Long Espada + Gold for MW Italian Sword
« on: August 03, 2011, 10:10:05 am »
Trading away my Masterwork Long Espada and gold for a Masterwork Italian Sword.

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I will also accept a Balanced Italian Sword + Gold.

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Diplomacy / "Northern Empire Official Proclomation of Peace" Discussion Thread
« on: July 29, 2011, 10:58:13 pm »
There seems to be a problem with Ecko's thread and I am unable to post.

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It has come to our attention that the following clans have been conspiring against the Northern Empire for the past two weeks:

Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights
BIRD
DFC



In order to repent after the disgrace you have brought to c-rpg, you must quit.


Regards,


Ecko_ATS

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Discuss.

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Spam / Re: Observations Regarding the Current State of cRPG
« on: July 29, 2011, 03:06:06 am »
Shut up, Grimlock scum!

e: NOOOOOOO! I MEANT GIMLOCK, SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!

Nub, don't post at 36p font ;< -Espu

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Sell/Trade / [Trade] Champion Cataphract for One Handers
« on: July 28, 2011, 01:58:24 pm »
Offering to trade a Champion Cataphract warhorse for either gold depending on the amount (PM gold offers), or trade for various masterworked one handers.         

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Preferred One Handers:
Masterwork Nordic Champion Sword
Masterwork Knightly Arming Sword
Masterwork Long Espada
Masterwork Elite Scimitar
Masterwork Italian Sword

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General Discussion / Worst Players on NA cRPG
« on: July 26, 2011, 09:20:16 am »
I'll start: GoaTeK

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Sell/Trade / [Trade/Sell] Mighty One Handed Battle Axe
« on: July 26, 2011, 06:26:21 am »
Trading Mighty One Handed Battle Axe, for any type of weapons, or just buy it for 900k.

Make your offers.

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Sell/Trade / [Trade/Sell] Mighty One Handed Battle Axe
« on: July 24, 2011, 02:40:46 am »
Selling/Trading my Mighty One Handed Battle Axe, I'm looking for any Masterworked Polearms, or gold, make your offers.

I'm flexible, baby.  :wink:

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Diplomacy / Defiance declares WAR on Varangians
« on: July 21, 2011, 07:25:47 am »
You heard it here first folks.

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<Gumdrawp_dfc> Shik stop lying to us
<Gumdrawp_dfc> dont make tydeus attack you in the desert
<Gumdrawp_dfc> dfc vs the devs
<Gumdrawp_dfc> game on chadz

Formal declaration of war, by Gumdrawp of Defiance.

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Sell/Trade / [Trade] Mighty Broad One Handed Battle Axe
« on: July 21, 2011, 05:35:27 am »
Trading my +3 Broad One Handed Battle Axe

Make your offers.

My preferred items are:
+3 Elite Scimitar
+3 One Handed Battle Axe

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