A MESSAGE TO THE HOSPITALLERS

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Let the following Hospergshitelers be aware!

Gayovich
Gaytooth
Homotree
Queerilize
Gay Eye Ernie
Homo_of_Canada
(and others)

The GFORCE MAFIA is a military spergprotectorate of The GOBBLIN Empire.

Any attacks on the GFORCE MAFIA are tantamount to attacking the EMPEROR himself, and will lead to the swift shitter slappin' of any offenders.

[Goretooth]

LOL I already attacked so stop with the warnings and on with the war.

[Lt_Anders]

Boy, that escalated quickly.
(Someone needs to post that jiff, cause i'm a lazy shit.)

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

LOL I already attacked so stop with the warnings and on with the war.

prepare to suck my fat green chode, autistmaster 5000

I'd say you're going to lose like your faction has lost every other war its been in since strat 4's beginning, but I'm refraining from saying that to say this instead:

Prepare to lose even harder than all the other wars you've already lost, assboi.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Boy, that escalated quickly.
(Someone needs to post that jiff, cause i'm a lazy shit.)

Does it mean I should be getting disability money for severe autism if seeing that kinda upset me?

[Lt_Anders]

Does it mean I should be getting disability money for severe autism if seeing that kinda upset me?

Peanut Butter Jelly time, whore.

[Havoco]

So wtf does an Italian mobster clan want with the desert anyways? Prostitution and gambling does not exist there, only sand and stone. The west desert is a religious site.

[Tanken]

Was this supposed to rhyme? I'm confused.

[CrazyCracka420]

(yes I know you said "in b4" Tydeus, but it has to be done). 

We settled in the desert first.  If you want to keep fighting peasant battles that is fine.  We can  burn the world around us as the rest of Calradia builds up their forces.

Goretooth had already attacked before we knew Gobblin (dicks) Empire was protecting them. 

[Spanish]

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Let the following Hospergshitelers be aware!

Gayovich
Gaytooth
Homotree
Queerilize
Gay Eye Ernie
Homo_of_Canada
(and others)

Hey I want a custom name you lesser spergatron.

[MURDERTRON]

So wtf does an Italian mobster clan want with the desert anyways? Prostitution and gambling does not exist there, only sand and stone. The west desert is a religious site.

Well, clearly they are Catholic, so you can think of it like the Crusades.

[AluminumMonster]

So wtf does an Italian mobster clan want with the desert anyways? Prostitution and gambling does not exist there, only sand and stone. The west desert is a religious site.

last i heard, vegas is has plenty of hookers and gambling. pretty sure its a desert too..

[Rhaelys]

People being sperglords is the worst thing about Strategus.

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People being sperglords is the best thing about Strategus.