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What improvements could I make? You may select 2 options.

More alcohol
22 (25%)
More veg
13 (14.8%)
More meat
17 (19.3%)
More soft drinks
4 (4.5%)
More fast food/ready meals
4 (4.5%)
Heinz Ketchup instead of Felix
12 (13.6%)
I'm jelly cos I still live with my mum and she buys the food & drink
16 (18.2%)

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Voting closed: April 18, 2012, 01:52:41 pm

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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2012, 05:32:15 pm »
no almdudler?

 :lol:

i'm impressed man, you know this great drink.
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2012, 05:43:45 pm »
Why the fuck do you have sekt in your fridge btw?

Are you gay?

or do you leave it there for the ladies?:D
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2012, 05:47:44 pm »
Why the fuck do you have sekt in your fridge btw?

Are you gay?

or do you leave it there for the ladies?:D

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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2012, 06:35:59 pm »
Clean it out completely. It kinda looks disgusting. then buy:

- Zwiebeln (onions)
- Voll-/Mehrkorn Sandwich-Toast
- Hinterkoch-schinken (boiled Ham)
- Salami/Paprika-Salami
- Cornichons (mini-gürkchen im Glas)
- Schaschlik-Gewürzketchup
- Käsescheiben deiner Wahl (Cheese Slices)
- Dänische Röstzwiebeln (Cronions: http://www.edeka-direkt.de/images/articles/29cd73ca47075713b27c7fd7ccfabc3f_5.jpg )
- Remoulade/Sandwich-Sauce
- Fleischküchle/Frikadellen (Faschierte Leibchen - rissoles)
- Paprika
- Peperoni (falls gewünscht)

- Milk
- Juice

You will usually not need more than that. You can choose what to put on the sandwich (i wouldnt put all the meat on it together, that would be too much) and you can decide if you want to fry it in the pan before (Like the Frikadellen) or the Kochschinken.

Maybe buy some Tagliatelle/Bandnudeln, Hinterkochschinken, Salami, Eggs, Cheese to make some Schinkennudeln

The Beer sucks. Go and get some frankonian Beer. Veldensteiner, Wolfshöher, ...
Do not put that coffee in the fridge. Better stop drinking it completely.


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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2012, 08:07:30 pm »
Condoms. Yeah, really. Slap that shit on and then stick it in your women and watch her reaction. Priceless.

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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2012, 08:16:06 pm »
JELLY
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2012, 11:32:00 pm »
Condoms. Yeah, really. Slap that shit on and then stick it in your women and watch her reaction. Priceless.

The freezer works better for that.
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2012, 12:30:29 am »
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2012, 12:55:01 am »
Phil, are you sure those non-Germans know what Kren is?

Niemand, I'm rather sure those Austrians have their own word for Fleischküchle...

EDIT: Aperol, WTF???
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2012, 12:59:58 am »
Niemand, I'm rather sure those Austrians have their own word for Fleischküchle...
- Fleischküchle/Frikadellen (Faschierte Leibchen - rissoles)
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2012, 01:01:41 am »
Well, I expected something like Fleischpflanzerl
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2012, 01:02:55 am »
Do you /eat/ alcohol for lunch  :mrgreen:? or are you poor? :mrgreen: , because it seems that there is only 3 "cocks" to eat. my fridge is always full of food.
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2012, 01:09:02 am »
There should be an anime cooking-show. :D
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2012, 09:48:45 am »
Do you /eat/ alcohol for lunch  :mrgreen:? or are you poor? :mrgreen: , because it seems that there is only 3 "cocks" to eat. my fridge is always full of food.
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She lives 1400km away in england, so no, u.

Phil, are you sure those non-Germans know what Kren is?

EDIT: Aperol, WTF???

Horseradish  :lol:

Again, for zeh ladies who like to drink Aperol Spritzer in my abode.

Ze fridge lacks Ruckwurst (which is a total disgrace for you being Styrian)

Thanks for reminding me! Added to shopping list.
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Re: My Fridge
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2012, 10:32:30 am »
I'm jelly, and you're probably fat german kid
Fail!

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