the Body Guard thread

[Torben]

considering the prostitution influx this community is experiencing,  its time to find even more fun ways to sell your body for money.
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yes,  we have a "pop a solid glass bottle on our head if your not happy with us" policy


klick,  lean back and enjoy: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10av_i-will-always-love-you_music

dont matter if you are a crackwhore and want to make out with kevin costner

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or just want to touch rihannas boobs

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This thread is for you.


if you want to become a hired mercenary-whore for whoever pays you,  respond to this thread by filling out this copy/paste:
in-game name:, level:, location:,  class:, gear:

also respond in this thread if you want to buy people to serve you on the field (and off ;) by taking your banner,  adding your name to theirs  or simply not killing you if banner balance fucked up again.
Copy/paste:  Name:,  rate/time:

every participant feel free to pm eachother,  this is an open market.

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Name:BodyGuard, Level: 30,  Class:two-/one handed, Gear: mail shirt, later red corrazina

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Name:MR_FISTA  Class:POLE ARM STRENGTH STACKING NOOB Gear: medium-heavy
I will follow and protect you for a nice sum of gold as long as you play on a siege server, for an extra gold fee I will also add a tag after my name to reflect my position.

My services also include access to talking with me on skype but that is an optional extra.

Don't all rush at once.

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Char: Guard_BD_Tenne
Class: 2 Handed Longbowman.
Gear: Longbow, Bodkin, Langes Messer, Straw hat.
Level: 33
Contract Length: 3 full playing hours.
Contract Price: You define, I agree.
Previous experience: I have Guard in my name, what more do you want from me?
Expertise: Leading the retreat and heirlooming useless items.

Style: I will follow you and watch you from a distance trying to keep people off your backs with my arrows. I will selflessly take hits if I am in melee alongside you. I will run at the first sight of danger... I mean I will valiantly charge with you and leave you to die... I mean I will shoot arrows from a distance while you take the hits. Oh nevermind.

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In-game name: Bandit_Umbra_the_Scumbag
Level: 30
Location: EU
Cass: pure 2h
Gear: Nikolskoe helmet, Druzhina elite lamelar, mail gloves, splited greaves, Danish greatsword
Play time: Usualy at the evenings at EU 1 or EU_melee
Price: negotiable, one week contract max

I will follow and protect you even if you are an archer

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Name: Sir_Proto
Class: Horse hater (thrower)
Gear: War Darts, Military Sickle
Level: 24
Contract Length: Whatever you specify
Contract Price: Whatever you specify
Expertise: Wasting ammo on horses without riders

I HATE HORSES SO MUCH, I'll eat them up.

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I am willing to protect you with my alt (13sheildskill + round buckler). Blocks everything.

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In-game name: Morpher
Level: 30
Location: EU
Class: Two-hander
Gear: Winged Great Helmet +3, Heraldic Mail With Tabard +3, German Greatsword +3, Gauntlets +1, Iron Greaves, Bamboo Spear
Play time: Late evenings
Price: 5K / Hour

[SnRolls]

I can be a body guard.
buy my services if you need!

[Torben]

I can be a body guard.
buy my services if you need!

in game name,  class and gear please

[SnRolls]

ill open a new char for this so:
Name:BodyGuard
Class:Gonna be two handed guy + one handed for back up
Gear:after ill get enough money(im getting fast dont worry) ill buy a mail shirt, then red corrazina.

hope to be accepted.

[Adamar]

post your going rates too, #€ per round or map.

[SnRolls]

Going rates?...

[Torben]

post your going rates too, #€ per round or map.

I was thinking of longer term commitments,  like one generation or a set amount of days.

[SnRolls]

ill open a new char for this so:
Name:BodyGuard
Class:Gonna be two handed guy + one handed for back up
Gear:after ill get enough money(im getting fast dont worry) ill buy a mail shirt, then red corrazina.

hope to be accepted.

[Torben]

dont be shy,  we will be gentle

[SnRolls]

Still nobody?

[Torben]

mate,  it has been an hour,  haha.  no matter.  when I start playing again,  I´ll hire you.  that will be in one or two weeks tho : )

[MR_FISTA]

Name:MR_FISTA
Class:POLE ARM STRENGTH STACKING NOOB
Gear: Depending on multi anything x2 or above Wiemar Helmet - Heavy Plate Armour - Wisby Gauntlets -Mail Boots - Glaive.
On a x1 multi Rusty Morion - Heraldic Mail with Tabard - Wisby Gauntlets - Mail Chausses - Glaive.

Stats- Level 27

35 strength
3 agility
105 polearm
4 Ironflesh
11 powerstrike
1 athletics

I will follow and protect you for a nice sum of gold as long as you play on a siege server, for an extra gold fee I will also add a tag after my name to reflect my position.

My services also include access to talking with me on skype but that is an optional extra.

Don't all rush at once.

[Torben]

added

[Torben]

nobody want two loyal minions?

[Torben]

not that anyone wants me.  but to get things started,  I will occasionally drop in and support any bodyguard you hire.
including ts presence, excluding name change.