yea, WTH is sword of cookies?
The Danish Greatsword was originally named the Sword of Cookies and the German Greatsword was of Tears.
2h Axes are cooler FYI
From time to time I use the Persian Battle Axe just because of how satisfying it is to bring down on someones face. Probably helps keep the rust off my counter attack timing to use a 90 speed weapon every now and then.
Main 2h is the Miaodao. For me its part nostalgia ( it was the first good weapon I bought in the pre-upkeep system ) and part weapon speed. Strictly speaking I think the longsword is better but the Miaodaos speed still gives you nice counter attack windows vs most weapons which comes in handy when your focus is divided.