Never joke with constipation. I have inherited it from my mother... can be nasty at times. Worst thing, it can become so bad you cannot expel shit and it gets stuck somewhere in large intestine growing bigger over time. At some point intestine walls will break under pressure and then chances for survival are very slim. It is probably among top three worst ways to die, being suffocated in your own shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_impactionIs money all you think about?
If it was up to me there would be no monetary system of any sort, no interests and rest of that crap Jews love so much. I actually despise monetary system.
But for most other people, yes, everything revolves around money. And wasn't joking about catacombs, they are more important than stupid church where senile elderly pray to imaginary being.
As much you do not like to admit, Notre Dame is famous in same way Christmas is important. Christmas is important to westerners mostly because of presents they receive on that day and Coca Cola company invention called Santa Claus, very few actually care about Jesus on that day. Notre Dame is mostly famous because of that hunchback story and cartoon depicting it. Yeah you all see historical value being lost, goddamn meme generation caring about that gimme a break.