The Dark Lord of Chamber of Tears

[Nickleback]

-Did i hear a sound?Who's that,bloody hell who do you think you are trespassing into my private chamber,this is lord's quarters,get outta here before you expose to my fury.

(You keep reading the post)


-Are you still here?GUARDS!GUARDSSSSSSSS!THERE IS AN INTRUDER IN MY POST,GET HIM OUTTA HERE.
-Yes master, getting him out immidiately.
-Do not dare to venture into my private quarters again stranger,if thou shalt seen here again,you must be slaughtered like a sheep.NOW!GET OUT!
(You have been kicked by the guards).

[IR_Kuoin]

Knocks out a guard to take his disguise, use guard disguise to knock out and take the disguise of a butler, use butler disguise to poison the Dark Lord's tea.

[Yeldur]

but then YUHMAZ, yeldurs GREATEST bodyguard rsuhed up and KILL u instantaneusly meaning ur DEAD game over

[IR_Kuoin]

Consume on death; vial of life essence shatters and resurrects me on the spot giving you temporarily bewilderment which I use to punch you in the human deathspot located around the neck area leaving you paralyzed. Mission still ongoing and the tea is on it's way to the lord's chamber.

[Yeldur]

uysin g my specIal powers i scream NIGZIP at the top of my lungs and break free of the paralysis

i teleport behind u with a katana folded over 50 billion times and say "hEH NOTHIN' PPPPPERSONELL KID" and cut ur head off

[IR_Kuoin]

Being a necromancers vessel having my head cut off doesn't phase me and I retaliated by taking your katana and chopping you up in tiny pieces and cast a spell on you dooming you to the shadowrealm where you were eaten by a monster, though I saved your head and placed it on my open neck wound. Continuing onward towards the lord's chamber with the tea.

[Yeldur]

using my supreme autism powers i regrow like the tumour i am from your neck, you now not only have cancer, you also now have high levels of yeldur autism infesting you

it compels you to not use the poison and instead poison yourself cos ur a retard like me now

whilst doing this i barricade the door to yeldurs room with 50000000000000000000000000000000000000 5x5 blocks of banana bread

[Nickleback]

Dark lord yuhmaz sitting in the chambers waiting for his afternoon tea,as he glimpses over lushful greens thinking : "as these greens die in winter,i shall die when the time will come,i wonder when and how i will die,will i die while fighting against daedric princes?Or die while i try to fight with argonian counts?Maybe i die in a less heroic way".

[Nickleback]

Dark lord yuhmaz sitting in the chambers waiting for his afternoon tea,as he glimpses over lushful greens thinking : "as these greens die in winter,i shall die when the time will come,i wonder when and how i will die,will i die while fighting against daedric princes?Or die while i try to fight with argonian counts?Maybe i die in a less heroic way".My personal guardmaster yeldurzip enters the chamber hastily with news.

[Nickleback]

Dark lord yuhmaz sitting in the chambers waiting for his afternoon tea,as he glimpses over lushful greens thinking : "as these greens die in winter,i shall die when the time will come,i wonder when and how i will die,will i die while fighting against daedric princes?Or die while i try to fight with argonian counts?Maybe i die in a less heroic way".My personal guardmaster yeldurzip enters the chamber hastily with news.

[IR_Kuoin]

I become a god and annihilate everything in the universe, the end.

[Nickleback]

Ended rather fast,we need more threads like this

[Yeldur]

except yeldur who like a tumour regrows once more, so large in fact that a new earth is made, yeldur is now the earth and everyone on it has autism and retardatation

[Asheram]

Out of the hazy mist a bewilderbeast confuses everyone and casts a resurrection spell

[IR_Kuoin]

Ended rather fast,we need more threads like this

My mistake, for some reason your posts did not show up and I though it was only me and yeldur, if I had seen your posts I would have gone further. My bad.