The Dark Lord of Chamber of Tears

[Nickleback]

My mistake, for some reason your posts did not show up and I though it was only me and yeldur, if I had seen your posts I would have gone further. My bad.

Np start another one.

[IR_Kuoin]

As the Dark Lord sits down at the table to eat his supper, I, having crafted a genius plan starting with me enrolling in the service of the Dark Lord as a taste tester with an impenetrable resume and experience which through my loyal service made me the lord's personal stool man (I wipe his butt after shitting) readied my spoon to taste today's special soup, nothing wrong with it, except I planted a little submarine in it (left over foods that are spit back into liquids) to make him consume some of my personal spit, today was the day he would swallow a part of me which would make him an incel on the spot, invalidating his rule as lord.

[Nickleback]

Dark lord yuhmaz sit down to his great table in the dining hall.Unknowing what to come ,he started munching the food voraciously.Then he felt some change in his skin,he startled,looking at his butler he pushed the food plate away from the table with anger.Screamed : WHAT THOU PUTS IN THY LORD'S SUPPER!Butler shocked at his lord's keen sense of taste.

[IR_Kuoin]

The lord has now turned into a pathetic incel virgin and have lost the right to rule the throne as the constitution of the monarchy clearly states that you need to be un-virgin chad to be a ruler, which you now, are not. I shall cut off your penis to forever make you an incel and take your place on the throne.

[Nickleback]

The dark lord yuhmaz stayed calmly and looked the butler in the eye while he is making his speech.Then told him ,i guess u forgot u are incel virgin too.Before my heirs hear that i have incel genes in my body,i shall executed you.GUARDSSSSS!Take this vile butler to castle dungeons,he shall be executed in the following morning,before the crowd for preparing peasant food for his master.

[IR_Kuoin]

Fuck, I have been caught I'm now waiting in the dungeon, but wait, being the lord's stool man I used my long knowledge of wiping his ass that I fashioned a makeshift key out of my poop and escaped the cell, though I knew my shitkey was making a foul smell so I quickly ran into the cottage to find some water to wash myself with.

[Nickleback]

Guardmaster yeldur : Sir we have lost the prisoner ,he made a shift escape in the yeldurht.
Dark lord yuhmaz : what!what did you do?Execute the responsible dungeon guard.Tell the imperial watch to follow his traces,put 20000 chromosomes bounty on his head.Whispers to himself : He has the info to ruin my empire,i must catch him as soon as possible before he spreads the news.

[Nickleback]

Also check the other thread kuoin i made new one we can do 2 of em.

[XyNox]

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[Yeldur]

YElDUr AND YUU MAZH ARE FUCKONENN FTHE sAME FÜOPEIOJNLE !!

2wAWEAY WITH TYOU WFCJBIG DE

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