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Re: Peasant
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2011, 02:33:22 am »
In fact I am the right person to sleep with, the next day your rank will be increased by one point.

Just bring:

- lube
- a jar of peanut butter
- a wire hanger
- a puppy (a goat does it, too)
- a choke collar
- a cucumber
- a mop, to clean up the mess afterwards
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2011, 03:03:37 am »
Quote from: Joker86 on January 12, 2011, 02:33:22 am
- a glass of peanut butter

Who puts peanut butter in a glass?  Seriously.   :rolleyes:
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2011, 04:43:15 am »
Ah, sorry, I consulted an online translator: it's a jar of course.

That are the issues with a language you only learned at school. In German it's just "Ein Glas Erdnussbutter". A "Einmachglas" at the most, already telling it's a glass you pickle things in it.  :mrgreen:
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2011, 07:02:23 am »
Quote from: Joker86 on January 12, 2011, 04:43:15 am
Ah, sorry, I consulted an online translator: it's a jar of course.

That are the issues with a language you only learned at school. In German it's just "Ein Glas Erdnussbutter". A "Einmachglas" at the most, already telling it's a glass you pickle things in it.  :mrgreen:

lol, educational.
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2011, 08:02:57 am »
Arhar....

so tell us ishar, who is that cute girl on your avatar?  :lol:
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2011, 10:46:25 am »
Miss World 2010.
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2011, 12:33:04 pm »
The election must have taken place in northern Pakistan, they like... "natural" women there  :rolleyes:
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2011, 12:34:45 pm »
Who gave me that trollpoint!  :shock:
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2011, 12:36:40 pm »
I didn't. I also don't know how I manage to stay around 0 points, there seem to be as many people hating me as loving me.

Or they have the same problem like me: they don't know if the positive or negative points are the good ones  :?
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2011, 12:39:44 pm »
Yeah, it's one of the cRPG mysteries... but now I'm gonna watch How I met your (and yes and mean all of 'em) mother/s
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2011, 12:43:22 pm »
Positive is positive!

P.S. I gave you another :D
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2011, 12:50:13 pm »
Quote from: Quirian on January 12, 2011, 12:34:45 pm
Who gave me that trollpoint!  :shock:
+ 1 you funny little shit you
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2011, 01:13:31 pm »
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Re: Peasant
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2011, 01:30:07 pm »
NOOOO STOP IT  :oops:

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Re: Peasant
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2011, 04:24:27 pm »
Quote from: Sphinxer on January 12, 2011, 02:29:23 am
You probably have to sleep with the right people ... I tried with Braeden but nothing changed :X He said he'd show me the way .... kinda creepy

I tried to rape Fasader when he and his robber band was stealing my heirlooms... I let him go and he promised to give me a tittle but I haven't him heard since. I suppose you can't trust to a person you are about to rape...  :|
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