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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2017, 04:56:19 pm »
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What did you just fucking let out of your mouth  :lol:
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2017, 09:09:35 pm »
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2017, 10:56:54 am »
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Who plays singleplayer shooters? Can you find a more boring form of gaming? Is such a thing possible?

although didn't you think PUBG new player match making was full of pros? maybe they are fun and challenging for you but for anyone familiar with FPS games it's literally just holding down mouse 1, such exciting gameplay

Conclusion. Xant hates both singleplayer and multiplayer fps es
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2017, 12:24:26 pm »
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A bunch of the games on that list have multiplayer, some are based entirely around it (Borderlands). Having a "cinematic" tripleA 60 euro FPS (with 25 euro DLC announced the day of the release) that's half cutscenes is disgusting. It's more on the level of The Order 1886 than any of the FPS's on that list.

You can build an effective story with proper characterization without retard tier Hollywood exposition done in the most hamhanded manner possible. I don't remember Bioshock or Half-Life or any other FPS story intruding so much on the actual game it becomes the central part of it.
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2017, 01:18:28 pm »
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It's not really that bad, you only get cutscenes before and after a level.
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2017, 01:25:41 pm »
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A Wolfenstein game in CURRENT YEAR. Wolfenstein naz1s went from black magic devil worshipping cyborgs to pathetically transparent caricatural political commentary. It's hilarious seeing the Doom reboot basically encapsulate everything that made the original so popular and this...retarded swedish political masturbation passing itself off as a "game". Both some of the oldest, most iconic franchises in gaming.

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Similarly, it’s clear that MachineGames are no big fan of the current political climate in the US. There’s a fantastic exchange in a level where two chocolate chip cookie soldiers talk about how the “terrorists” like BJ and the Resistance are too violent and that violence begets violence. They say that they just have a different point of view and there’s nothing wrong with that… then they start talking about their next Death Squad assignment and how they hope they get to be on it together so they can kill. It’s darkly hilarious, and a great tongue in cheek example of how The New Colossus deals with modern-day issues in a game set in the 1960s.
When you finish Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, you’re going to be elated. MachineGames’ sequel is probably one of the most cathartic experiences I’ve had in gaming. I’m frustrated as anyone with the rise of “White Power” in the US, and there’s no mistaking it, this game is in direct defiance of that bigoted ideal. If you find yourself on that side of the argument, you might not like this game. But if you’re not a total piece of shit, you’re going to love Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus.

Only a naz1 would see the advertisement and themes of this game as commentary on the current political climate, lol! But also it's absolutely about the current political climate and anyone to the right of Marx are violent white supremacist naz1s, and killing these representations is incredibly cathartic.
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2017, 02:32:56 pm »
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Conclusion. Xant hates both singleplayer and multiplayer fps es
No, because multiplayer FPS games aren't mindless "hold down mouse 1 to kill 1000 lul aren't you a big hero" fests, there's actually challenge in form of other players.
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2017, 04:01:58 pm »
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How many SJWs you think masturbated to the trailers for this game? And are currently doing it as they're playing one handed.
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2017, 04:38:31 pm »
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So when do you thespians think trump is going to roll out his fire breathing panzerhounds and walking laser tanks?
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2017, 11:13:01 pm »
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No, because multiplayer FPS games aren't mindless "hold down mouse 1 to kill 1000 lul aren't you a big hero" fests, there's actually challenge in form of other players.

Then I am dumbfounded as to what you meant by that PUBG comment.
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2017, 11:23:17 pm »
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lmao golem u retard
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2017, 07:56:24 am »
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2017, 11:33:25 am »
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I don't play PUBG, it looks like a shit clone. So I wouldn't know about any inside matchmaking jokes.
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2017, 01:04:42 pm »
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No, because multiplayer FPS games aren't mindless "hold down mouse 1 to kill 1000 lul aren't you a big hero" fests, there's actually challenge in form of other players.

not every singleplayer fps game is "explosions everywhere"-Call of Duty, but I'm slowly getting the idea that you're just not familiar with the concept of raising the difficulty in the settings.

The games you mention do exist ofc, but generalizing a whole genre is a mistake you're making here
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Re: Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2017, 01:18:52 pm »
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A proper Thief reboot would be awesome. Although I should probably be careful what I wish for, they might make Garret a transgender lesbian leading the Revolution against the patriarchal naz1/kkk hammerites or something equally fucking ridiculous.
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