Honestly can't stand you young pricks. Ever since our own Jungle Jim popped up to say hi after years of absence, all am I seeing are twenty something young pricks smiling with perfect hair in full color. Well fuck you, I'm renaming myself to Greybeard. Decided to finally give beard a chance to discover it actually make me look like I'm 50 so I have to shave it off. Bugger. No picture obviously, I ain't sharing crap with bunch of unknown racist losers over the Internet.
I have like 2 grey beard hairs but lots of grey on top, I started getting them when I was still in high school. The combination of my gross long hair a la 70s and the streaks of grey means I keep getting hit on by ladies old enough to be my mom.
