Just a little update, which is essential for you guys to further understand what kind of shit we have to live with.
So what do you do when such a lethal attack happens in your country? You mourn, right? You don't go ahead and do fancy stuff. Especially if you are a government official, you just can't fuck around. I mean you aren't expected to stop whatever shit you are doing, yet you mourn.
Here is how we roll in Turkey: We conduct a banterous and cheerful opening ceremony for a bridge just the next morning after the attack. Can't let tens of dead bodies spoil our fun, can we? Selfies aren't skipped.
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loginThe two pumpkin heads on the left are ministers. The one on the right is the mayor of İstanbul. See how many fucks they give?
The story goes on. There is this internationally-acclaimed Turkish motorcyclist. Not giving a name, as I don't like the guy one bit and it matters little. They invite him to hit 400 kmh speed on motorbike on this new bridge as a sideshow. He accepts. He gives zero fucks too. He does his thing, after which the great Tard meets him. Before that, there is something you should know about the motorbike guy. He lost his parents at a young age. He lost both of his brothers. He lost his first-born son. And he also recently lost his grandfather, who raised him. A macabre life right there. So as soon as the Tard shakes his hand, he delivers the opening sentence "Have you even got anyone else left in your family". As crazy as this sounds, it happened exactly like that.
And what do you expect in this case? People would hate it, right? What kind of creature says that? Well, his sheep didn't mind it at all. As far as they are concerned, it didn't even happen. Hell, the bombing didn't even happen. Forget it all. The motorbike guy himself? Yeah, he doesn't mind either. He is totally fine with it. On his official social media pages, he shared photos of him with the Tard, describing how honored he was to have been next to him.
Seriously guys, I hope you never ever have to live with millions of braindead sheep. It is just unbearable.