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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #45 on: April 29, 2016, 06:52:04 pm »
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you can trashtalk all you want buddy, but we both know that without your high level and MW spam shit, you are nothing.

I will hit you up on steam, sooner than you think.
pls dont punch me via steam u baddie :(
and am i missing something, or you are on my steam friends list for like 2 years already, rofl.
aaaand stop distracting me from answering your original post, we will fite. but not today, i'm afraid

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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #46 on: April 29, 2016, 06:53:57 pm »
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pls dont punch me via steam u baddie :(
and am i missing something, or you are on my steam friends list for like 2 years already, rofl.
aaaand stop distracting me from answering your original post, we will fite. but not today, i'm afraid

I meant ill pm you on steam  :mrgreen:
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2016, 06:55:45 pm »
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On one hand, I am disapoint in Panos's addiction getting the better of him. On the other, Porthos holding my magnificent looms is disgusting and unnatural. So it is signed, I can only approved.
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2016, 06:57:34 pm »
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Okay, so I went through a few pages of this other thread, where it all started. Looks like Porthos offered to fight a duel with Penos for 1 million, lost, lost 2 more times and then, when Penos felt confident enough, he pulled out this:

Therefore I challenge you to the first official ultimate c-rpgee duel. Ft7, main chars and looms on. The loser gets all his game characters and forum account permabanned. Be a man and accept your fate, or prove yourself being no more than just another chicken with a big mouth.

Nice ruse Porthos, very clever, very clever, indeed  :lol:

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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #49 on: April 29, 2016, 07:14:11 pm »
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2016, 07:15:11 pm »
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2016, 07:30:32 pm »
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What if porthos lost on puprose just to be sure he d accept the offer? Now he pretends to be "apology for bad english" to cover himself but this guy is a genius clearly.
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2016, 07:32:37 pm »
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Okay, I kinda gave up my idea to make a detailed reply, since I'm not quite sure what's this bullshit all about (I mean are you serious or pretending to act like retarded?), but I just still have a few points that seem relevant to me:

1st - I was never really think you would ever came up with idea like that. It seems really weird to me. I mean, I know I'm kinda lighthearted person, and now it just looks like are trying to make use of this side of my character. You know, in my initial proposal I suggested a loser to be muted/banned from these forums, but I never really believed that you would act this way and agreed to let you talk. I imagined yourself like a mature one and expected you would act different. Now, if you look at my posts after the duel, I already agreed to unban you and give back all the loomed items I've got from you. Lol, and what for do you challenge me now? Is this just like your e-peen hurts that much?

2nd - Characters. Your char was 36 lvl (according to this screen). My char was (and still is) 37 with 2 skill points in shield, which was obviously not useful during the duel. Is this really such a big difference? Sounds like an excuse. But ok - you are obviously don't even have any characters anymore, so that stf thing sounds legit.

3rd - About loomed items we used in duel. I can't get it too? I mean, I had my loomed set and weapon, you had the loomed set and weapon. It's not like me had any advantage or whatsoever. But fine, if you want to fight w/o looms - I agree with that (again, you don't have any mw items right now anyway, i get it).

I wanted to say something more, but that's enough bla-bla, since it is obvious to me like you're acting foolish.

tl/dr - I never expected you will behave this way and your idea sounds like a total bullshit to me, but im up for rematch simply because m0d is d3d.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2016, 08:32:52 pm by Porthos »
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2016, 07:37:50 pm »
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I have said it before. Only way out of this mod is in a fucking coffin
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2016, 07:51:12 pm »
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I challenge both Panos and Porthos to a 2v1 ft500 pike duel on the AUSI server

the WINNER gives all their shit to the loser.
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2016, 07:54:50 pm »
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At least grind a few gens for some heirloom points and then demand a rematch  :mrgreen:

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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2016, 08:15:28 pm »
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Wow, I guess the same coin is one sided eh?

I beat porthos 3 times, took 2 mil from him, yet when I was sceptical about his challenge for a 4th duel people started calling me a chicken.

How is that different?


I agree with the suggestion gurgumul made, as long as the duel rules apply.

It's not any different. Had I seen his post I would have said the same thing.

Doing it yourself now does not make you any better than him though.
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2016, 08:19:01 pm »
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I challenge both Panos and Porthos to a 2v1 ft500 pike duel on the AUSI server

the WINNER gives all their shit to the loser.

Apart from the ft500 this would actually be a fucking brilliant thing to witness.
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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2016, 08:21:47 pm »
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This guy must be political leader of modern greece  :lol:

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Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2016, 08:29:59 pm »
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What if porthos lost on puprose just to be sure he d accept the offer? Now he pretends to be "apology for bad english" to cover himself but this guy is a genius clearly.
I'm not pretending like my English is bad to cover myself, or something. It is just obvious to me. You can ensure yourself once you'll see me speak english in-game. And if I just don't want to look totally retarded on forums and use translators, it don't make me feel like genius (and yet I know I still make lots of mistakes from a linguistic point of view). I'm 100% satisfied with my native language and I did some little cheeky stuff here and there in .ru internet segment under the different nicknames. But I'm very disappointed with my English. I'm not familiar with its mass culture, like movies or books, as much as I'm familiar with the russian one, so I'm missing all the references and citations mostly. I never attended to chans, so I'm not capable of memes :(. And so on. I'd rate my russian 9/10 (because I still suck at orthography sometimes), and my English is something like 6.5/10 in the very best case.

And no, I neither want to lose and I won't lose, I'm sure. I remember that two times I missed some really random swings from him during the duel when he was already almost dead and I was surprised to see him still moving, and I removed the blocks slightly earlier than needed (I'm used to act preemptively because of the server lags, and when there is none - it started to play a cruel joke with me). Other than that it was boring and easy fight - he desperately tried to kick me and to perform the overhead stun like 100 times. So if you haven't seen our duel with your eyes - you haven't missed anything. It was a shitty one. In the end I was so bored that I tried to end him off with my classic "pink hello kitty ninja with a paper bag on his head" outfit, but I forgot that I've quit my char from the clan for the Hobo's event so it was surprising to see me all-red instead of full-pink, not to mention that Panos is a really god-like kicker (I really give him credit for it), and that's how he scored his last point. If not that - it would be 7-4, or even 7-2, if I would give no major fuck ups 8-)
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