Author Topic: X------THE AUTISTIC WIZARDS GUILD------X (Read 7275 times)

Mirliva · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2016, 11:40:55 am »

So what is that faction doing about magic? Throwing smoke bombs? Or using quarter staff?

imisshotmail · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2016, 03:27:19 pm »

Quote from: Mirliva on March 28, 2016, 11:40:55 am

So what is that faction doing about magic? Throwing smoke bombs? Or using quarter staff?

Daruvi-*ahem*AUTISMO already did a disappearing act from any positions of responsibility as faction leader.

Malaclypse · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2016, 11:25:00 pm »

Abracadaniel is definitely the coolest wizard, because his body looks like a cock'n'balls.

GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER · « **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2016, 11:31:01 pm »

Quote from: Malaclypse on March 28, 2016, 11:25:00 pm

Abracadaniel is definitely the coolest wizard, because his body looks like a cock'n'balls.

i have an autistic love for adventure time

it is the one thing i will allow myself to unironically enjoy that i know i shouldnt

Quote from: Mirliva on March 28, 2016, 11:40:55 am

So what is that faction doing about magic? Throwing smoke bombs? Or using quarter staff?

this is theb usiness of professional adult wizards to decide, u wouldnt understand. maybe wwe will have cool clothes like wizard robes and hats and staffs, or maybe we will do nothing at all--if you have a problem with that then abra ca get the fuck out.

GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2016, 11:49:37 pm »

hi every1 i have added the first 3 official magiccians to the OP, please look at their cool pictures and titles

bensai · « **Reply #35 on:** March 30, 2016, 04:16:07 am »

CHAOS
HAS
CORRUPTED

Erwin Goml, colloquially called "The Desert GOBBLIN",
has ventured far into the Northern CHAOS Wastes.

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Erwin Goml came upon the very ancient hall where
GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER was given the THORN CROWN that deemed
him the true GOBBLINKING and rightful Master of NA.

As he entered the the Grand Doors, a crisp, cutting breeze flowed through the headbeams
and whisked right down Erwin's back, brisking by his rectum, giving his scrotum CHAOS GOOSEBUMPS.

"We need to leave, NOW!" insisted Sandersson, fearing the same corruption that felled his GREATLEADER.

"I just want to touch it" Erwin was inching curiously toward the throne, where resting on the headpiece was
a large black talisman which emitted an ethereal white light.

As his fingertips touched the granite smooth surface, Erwin jerked back, pupils dilated completely covering
his shit colored irises.

"LET GO ASSINGTON!" Cried the now irresolute Sandersson, "IT WILL CORRUPT YOU WITH THE SAME
AUTISM THAT TURNED GREATLEADER INTO A FUCKING MEME WIZARD!"

A murky silence fell upon the hall, and Erwin's head turned slowly. For Sandersson, those few seconds felt like millenia.
A smirk, then a grin broke across Assington's face.

"You don't understand WIZ BIZ, mortal."

With those final, stark words, Assington was now...

ASSPERGERINGTON, CHOAS DRUED

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GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER · « **Reply #36 on:** March 30, 2016, 05:32:53 am »

hi i have added aspergerington, chaos drued, to the original post

GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER · « **Reply #37 on:** March 30, 2016, 06:12:28 am »

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Chapter 1: then, Everything Chaanged when The aUtism nation ATtacked

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asperggington smiled like a wolf and he was like a vvery hungry wolf too at sandersson, as his eyelidss shut and he took a deep breath, all the muslcles in his body drawn tense and tight likee a bow string. he stood still, body convulsing, starting slow and then shaking everywhere. sandersson was very scarred, he had enver seen this before.

and then aspergington opened his eyyes

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asperggingtons eyes were all the way red because he was filled with choas from the CHOAS AMULET, a secret legenddary artifcact passed down in CHOAS clan, which was the undoing of GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER (but that iss a story for another chapter)

"foolish mortal, you cannot understandd the choas in my soull"

sandersson laid a hand upon his sword at his side, and stealed himself against aspergington who was now staring especcially autistically dead in his eyes

he thought abbout what he wanted to say to aspergington but jusst as he was about to say what he thought of, a really, really cold wind blew in to the cold and shaddowy stone chamber, and an otherwordldly howl of pure animalistic hatred-filled unbridled autism echoed throughtout the chamber. sandderssons very semen chilled in his veins, and his butt puckered. sandersson looked into the shadowy grate he did not reazzlise was below his feet... and he saw what exactly he and asperggintgton has feared coming to this choas tomb of the north...

GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER, his body lying cold on the ice cold stone flooor. his rotten lips shown through with his teeth were showing through them because he was deecomposing.

"NORMIE GET OUT!", the autismal howl echoed again, GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER'S eyes oppened showing he too had blood-red CHOAS eyes...

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sandersson vomited all over himself and ontto the floor, and sprinted out down the shadowy corridor that led to the frozen tundra

he ran as fast as hee could and he was so scared beccause he was kind of a bitch, and his side hurt from running so much... he jumped back on his horsse and flew like the wind away from THE CHOAS TOMB

...

[bacck inside the tomb]

a wall that you thought was a wall wasntt , and it swings open into a huge stone doors, and red light shines out into the dark tomb, and then...

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"Welcome, ASPERGINGTON, CHOAS DRUED..." came an autistic and sagelike voice with a lisp. "I have been expecting you."

bensai · « **Reply #38 on:** March 30, 2016, 07:42:36 am »

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was cr4cking up the wh0le time but when i got to the part where it said the voice had a lisp i kid u not i spit out my sweet tea laughing

my keyboard barely survived.. will post the sticky picks l8er

Knute · « **Reply #39 on:** March 30, 2016, 08:04:04 am »

Malaclypse · « **Reply #40 on:** March 30, 2016, 08:07:06 am »

lololol. top notch, bravo.
STANKY OLD WIZARD EYES]

AllTimeFail · « **Reply #41 on:** March 30, 2016, 09:31:10 am »

Carmel the great crazed seer of the great GOBBBLIN horde suddenly had a sudden relization! He couldnt do math as good as he could normally do math before!

"Oh no!" Carmel thought to hisself. "Whats 10 times infinity?" "I dont know said Havelle. I DONT KNOW EITHER SAID CARMEL. I dont think imma savant anymorw cuz i yusd to be able to do that kinda madth in my sleep! "AW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" SAID HAVELLE. I dont think imma savant anymore ever!

END OF PART 1

Carmel and harvey relised(sp?) that the great GOBBLINKING musta died on his whil on won his quest to the Chaos wasteslands. "oh no!" said carmel! Im not a gobblin seer ne more.

"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" said havelle. "THe gobblin curse that Chester otab put on you has bun liftid. You are just Sir Caramel agen.

"Oh cool." I said. Now im Sir Caramel Macchiato again everybody I told em. And we all had a party at my castle.
END OF PART 2
TO BE CONTINUED?[/color]

imisshotmail · « **Reply #42 on:** March 30, 2016, 07:12:52 pm »

"Giuseppe how did you learn your" magic
"THats is a long story.."

It was monday on the day of a the14th monday of septmber. Guiseppe was a boy in servce of the Assassin LEader Alluiyam, he baought giuseppe(me) and took to the castle Masyaf to train with him to become a killer to kill alluiyams enemy. I had will train for 2 years but was still only know as being good with a sword but not grreat. The assanin leader Allyiuiam said to me "Gisuppe you are you are n olonger my slave. seek out the wizzard Alandin and u will allow to come bakc he said.

Atfer 4 day of travel i stop and restedat the vilage of Barbadof were i saw a fight happening adn i watched.
A man wiht a long beard aroun dhis neck stabbeded 2 men and then he stabbed them and asked me why i didnt help his fitgh
"thewise w8 for the wniners and bring words, before they BRing out swords"

Silvio(hes name) knodded and jonined me on my journey to find the ziward alanddin.

Pt2 soon! :wink: :wink:

GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER · « **Reply #43 on:** April 01, 2016, 07:31:27 pm »

We're on our way to becoming the most powerful collection of pure autism Strategus has ever seen.

Right behind Kesh that is.

mcdeath · « **Reply #44 on:** April 01, 2016, 07:36:36 pm »

Quote from: AUTISMOTHEWIZMO on April 01, 2016, 07:31:27 pm

Right behind Kesh that is.[/size][/color][/font]

Jesus just marry him already

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