Return of the Squids

[imisshotmail]

Again I don't know what to think. If you are serious or this is lljk speaking.

Or I'm a dumbass for not knowing that answer already.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKK2aCay72L-L_nyqFaiwsw/videos

Make your own decision.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Irony poisoning

do I have permission to coin this term in a paper published in a respectable pseudoscience journal?

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

truly smoothrich is a cautionary tale to us all

[imisshotmail]

do I have permission to coin this term in a paper published in a respectable pseudoscience journal?

Please bring awareness to the tortured souls of the internet.

[arowaine]

Wonder what ever happened to that hacker.

well we hear matey boy in the speaker hahahaha so i bet a old fcc menber hahah much love

[ArysOakheart]

well we hear matey boy in the speaker hahahaha so i bet a old fcc menber hahah much love

Hey Arrowaine. Tu es merde.

[Keshian]

well we hear matey boy in the speaker hahahaha so i bet a old fcc menber hahah much love

Wow, allege much!  Listening to that it sounds like Matey is talking some guy from a different faction who was part of the same faction as the guy who did this, who just then found out about it after the guy was caught and wondering what to do and if it will come back on his clan.  No one from FCC had anything to do with that.  Bu here, this is for you:

P.S.  I don't get why you are still so terrified of FCC, half of them are allied with you and you are still allied with all the same guys from previous strat giving you an overwhelmingly large merc advantage for every fight pretty easily.

[Saxton]

P.S.  I don't get why you are still so terrified of FCC

Kesh we are all afraid of you and your dank videos, not FCC!

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

I still dont get this meme of the Gobblins having the greater merc advantage. Every battle they have i get like 2-3 messages from different gobblins asking for merc support and 0 from the opposite side. Now usually i dont care about steam messages and just merc for whoever I feel like but a lot of people I know always merc for whoever asks first. The gobblins are just being a bit more proactive. Only factions I've seen be even half as proactive as them would be HoC, Acre, and Knightmares clan in terms of spam messaging me. Y'all just need to step your game up.

[Lt_Anders]

I still dont get this meme of the Gobblins having the greater merc advantage. Every battle they have i get like 2-3 messages from different gobblins asking for merc support and 0 from the opposite side. Now usually i dont care about steam messages and just merc for whoever I feel like but a lot of people I know always merc for whoever asks first. The gobblins are just being a bit more proactive. Only factions I've seen be even half as proactive as them would be HoC, Acre, and Knightmares clan in terms of spam messaging me. Y'all just need to step your game up.

What!?

I spam everyone recruiting for anti gobblin alliance, especially if someone says they have merc deficiency. You just hire for the other side most times anyways.

Also, did the math: Gobblin plus allies=83 mercs(in 3 clans) AGA = 96 players in 8 clans. +13 more over 8 clans

Oh yea, FPF has had most casulties and large battles. Gotta check if ND has beaten that yet, but FPF was #1 behind Gobs. Haven't updated losses since nothing was...done really to justify an update(like 3 battles total since the pain train weekend of last week)

[Sandersson Jankins]

I still dont get this meme of the Gobblins having the greater merc advantage. Every battle they have i get like 2-3 messages from different gobblins asking for merc support and 0 from the opposite side. Now usually i dont care about steam messages and just merc for whoever I feel like but a lot of people I know always merc for whoever asks first. The gobblins are just being a bit more proactive. Only factions I've seen be even half as proactive as them would be HoC, Acre, and Knightmares clan in terms of spam messaging me. Y'all just need to step your game up.

I would like to take this moment to apologize to all recipients of the necessary evil of pre-battle sperg-recruiting.

I'd like to take another moment to recognize that at least I try and touch people's butts a little with the message, I ain't ctrl-c'ing nor ctrl-v'ing out there.

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I'd like to take a third moment to make everyone aware that I get at least 2 fucking battle links for our own goddamn battle WHILE I am currently trying to recruit nerds for the cause

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just kidding its only arowaine that does that :^)

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

What!?

I spam everyone recruiting for anti gobblin alliance, especially if someone says they have merc deficiency. You just hire for the other side most times anyways.

Also, did the math: Gobblin plus allies=83 mercs(in 3 clans) AGA = 96 players in 8 clans. +13 more over 8 clans

Oh yea, FPF has had most casulties and large battles. Gotta check if ND has beaten that yet, but FPF was #1 behind Gobs. Haven't updated losses since nothing was...done really to justify an update(like 3 battles total since the pain train weekend of last week)

I'm not always on the other side. I signed for Acre in all their battles and HoC/Despotate in all of theirs.

I'd like to take a third moment to make everyone aware that I get at least 2 fucking battle links for our own goddamn battle WHILE I am currently trying to recruit nerds for the cause

This strat I got a message asking to sign up for my own battle from my clan mate who I was in teamspeak with and talking about the battle with at the time. He didn't see why that was hilarious

[Lt_Anders]

The problem with going by faction numbers alone, you aren't(and can't be) accounting for afks, people who joined the strat faction and were never heard from again, and people who work or are otherwise unavailable during prime time. On both sides, of course.

We usually do get a good turnout from our own faction, but we still need people to round out rosters.

Sure, for strat, yes. For merc numbers, no. It's 5x easier to get guys to sign up as mercs than it is to autisim on strat. And it also shows max merc pool.

[Taser]

Let the war of who has more afks begin!

[Relit]

Let the war of who has more afks begin!

I think the afks are the true winners here.