I will write this every time becouse i see that lags first :F
I have a fine sense of balance, which is why I noticed the preliminary tremors a while before the actual quakes when I was in Japan. The quakes came, and my friends started to believe me whenever I felt the next one coming.
Why don't you upload a screenshot of the scoreboard whenever you see the server lagging so we can tell it's not client-side? May have been your sister uploading HD photographs of her dildo collection to tumblr. Attach some proof to your earthquake warnings