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Re: ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2015, 07:25:34 pm »
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Side note, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher? Not exactly 5 star performances. They're good in Star Wars in a way cos it ruined their careers and they did nothing else, so they just look like the characters.
Mark Hamill is by far the best voice actor for the Joker, amazing performances every time.

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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2015, 07:25:39 pm »
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Racist white kidz on the internet is such a surprise.
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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2015, 07:58:57 pm »
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Found this on set picture of Luke and he still looks like a Jedi Master, so no Dark Empire storyline.

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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2015, 08:28:14 pm »
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Lol at the complaining about there being a black guy and a woman! Return of the Jedi had fucking pig people, why aren't they in this?!?!?!? Fucking JJ Abrams pushing his antipig agenda! Leave it to Disney ruining this, i bet they sing songs in it too. Typical Disney etc etc....

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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2015, 08:33:41 pm »
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Rogue One
Hadn't heard about this before now. Could be interesting.

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On May 7, 2014, Iger further confirmed at least three standalone films would be released within the next 10 years. Iger said the plan was to release new core films every two years from 2015 with a standalone in-between

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Lucasfilm announced on April 19, 2015, that filming would begin in mid-2015 and the plot will revolve around a group of rebels on a mission to steal the Death Star plans; director Edwards stated, "it comes down to a group of individuals who don't have magical powers that have to somehow bring hope to the galaxy." Additionally, Kathleen Kennedy and Kiri Hart confirmed that the standalone films will be labeled as "anthology films". Edwards stated that the style of the film will be similar to that of a war film, saying, "It's the reality of war. Good guys are bad. Bad guys are good. It's complicated, layered; a very rich scenario in which to set a movie."

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On July 7, 2015, Birth.Movies.Death reported that Darth Vader will appear in Rogue One, but not as an antagonist.

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Re: ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2015, 08:32:23 pm »
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There's Jar Jar behind the camera:

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About Katarn... he's not canon. But he may come back next year if they are smart. You know, that other SW movie without Jedis, not this crap for children. For some reason that other movie has much stronger cast and doesn't involve thousand years old Harrison Ford (last time he reprized iconic role as centenarian, things didn't went well).


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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2015, 08:46:17 pm »
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Check it out, a Jar-Jar theory that will make you not hate Jar-Jar:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

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Re: ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2015, 10:16:38 pm »
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Check it out, a Jar-Jar theory that will make you not hate Jar-Jar:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

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Re: ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2015, 02:54:57 am »
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Check it out, a Jar-Jar theory that will make you not hate Jar-Jar:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

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Re: ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2015, 10:29:22 am »
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Lucas is the biggest troll in movie history, confirmed.

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Re: ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2015, 10:33:50 am »
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That's really the biggest hole in the theory, imo. That George Lucas supposedly came up with it. Let's be honest, Jar-Jar was exactly what he seemed, nothing more than a hackneyed insert to sell toys to kids, like 99% of the retarded CGI characters in the prequels. After so many years you'd think one of the animators working on him or any of the hundred yes-men/women nodding emphatically at every morcel of shit coming out of Lucas's  mouth would've mentioned something about Darth Jar-Jar. Still, it's nice to think about, a prequels plot that wasn't either dull as fuck or kiddie fodder.
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« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2015, 02:38:39 pm »
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Check it out, a Jar-Jar theory that will make you not hate Jar-Jar:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

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Re: ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2015, 04:21:46 pm »
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Makes you wonder if JarJar was truly banished from Gungan society for ''Crashin' De Bosses Heyblibber'' (JarJar is the only one who tells us this is why he was banished), or whether he was genuinely banished for being the frickin' Galactic Anti-Christ.

I feel like they might not have accepted him back so readily if the former was the case (although I guess his super sith mind-control could explain this).

in a deleted scene in episode 3 he 'accidentally' helps create the rebellion.

Is this scene on youtube or anything?
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Re: ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2015, 07:06:20 pm »
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My main problem with the first three movies (episodes I-III) is the over use of CGI. It's like George Lucas went full retard when he found out to use it and just put so much of it in them all. Fucking robot armies, lightsabers EVERYWHERE it's like Oprah was handing them out, and all the shitty looking sets packed to the brim with creatures and shit that wasn't even necessary.

Even if this Jar Jar theory would be correct, he's still a dumb looking character and is annoying as fuck. "Meesa mastamind behine da whole ting n now you know meesa gonna use a da force lightnin now. Prepare ta die." Should've kept him like this and not added any CGI. Just bad ass black man wearing the hide of an animal he skinned:

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« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2015, 10:03:11 pm »
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Let's be real here, IF we are willing to believe the rest of this theory, I think that it is within the realm of possibility that he actually sounds like a relatively normal gungan (perhaps with a voice similar to the head honcho's for added badassery) and he was just using his "meesa retarded" voice to fit in with his other drunken escapades. If he can act like a fool and actually be pulling the strings to everything, then I think he could definitely adopt a fitting goofy voice when necessary, and in reality have a regular one.
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