cRPG obituaries

[Moncho]

In answer to OP, I have a built-in failsafe called 'Emergency Programme 1' that will trigger if I ever spend over 2 hours without logging into forums. It will post a pre-recorded message from me letting you know that I must be dead, and also telling everyone here where I left my wealth and treasure.

How do you sleep?

[Bjord]

Heskey Xant is like a black hole, the harder you try to humiliate him the more he will suck you into his follies.

Seeing it's been a fruitless year for you in this endeavour already, I urge you to think of more productive past time hobbies.

[Xant]

Shh Bjord, don't be mean to him, let him keep his fantasies.

[Xant]

You never realized that I was only talking about not replying to you in that thread, did you? I ignored you for a year after that because your feeble attempts at provoking me to reply were amusing. And, let's face it, it's not like you're very intelligent, so not replying to your posts isn't exactly a huge loss.

[Bjord]

Is there somewhere I can donate money to so Heskey can talk to someone about his emotional trauma that he's suffered by Xant?

I mean its been a year now this is worrying.

[Vibe]

Is there somewhere I can donate money to so Heskey can talk to someone about his emotional trauma that he's suffered by Xant?

I mean its been a year now this is worrying.

no pls keep this going

[Bjord]

no pls keep this going

have you no heart, he's clearly stuck in a loop that he cannot escape without the loving embrace of xant. i can't imagine how hard it must be to be rejected so much by the person you respect the most on the entire forum. so hard does he try, so little does he gain.

xant just say one nice thing to him at least, this is a heart breaking tragedy already.

[Vibe]

xant please let him humiliate you again

[Xant]

xant just say one nice thing to him at least, this is a heart breaking tragedy already.

But it's funny to watch him dedicate so much of his time to me...

[Xant]

Your "xant pls ignore me!!!" would be a little more convincing if you hadn't spent a year trying your best to get my attention. But don't worry, you set out a good stall, we're all buying what you're selling.

[Xant]

Yes, I sure did. There, there.

[Bjord]

I see the pain in his posts, the deep wounds that he had to inflict in himself because you refused to acknowledge him, Xant.

It's no laughing matter, and I am contemplating contacting Google's anti-cyber bullying team. Don't force my hand.

I mean he has been consumed so much by the one time he thinks you got humiliated that he even put it in his signature, its now been a year. This is not healthy and my altruistic nature cannot let this progress any further, I fear for his ability to recover from your follies.

This is life changing trauma as I see it.

[Vibe]

however will you recover from the humiliation xant and by the spread of bad rep from heskeys signature, where you finally admitted your defeat???

[Bjord]

What have we done...

[Xant]

however will you recover from the humiliation xant and by the spread of bad rep from heskeys signature, where you finally admitted your defeat???

With copious amounts of alcohol, I assume.