Well, at least you're not making excuses. You'd better not forget the next one, though!
+1
Were you even there? TBH I have no idea what Sharky's all bent out of shape about; all I did was crack a few jokes, like: "This is a battlefield, not a camping ground", and "If you stay out there for much longer, we're going to charge you rent." Like the man said, we were having a pretty boring time up there.