I am pretty jealous tbh, even dying in accidents gets you a better class of afterlife? Man, the afterlife is gonna suck, so many muslims just chilling, getting carried to heaven by angels just for dying in accidents, while I probably languish in a fiery burning pit for all eternity while I contemplate the foolishness of not having become muslim. Oh well, back to living in a first world country where beheadings and random acts of violent retribution and mob "justice" for retarded offenses aren't yet a daily reality.