I trade time for speed, I may not last long, but I go at a pace of 15 thrusts per second, that is 450 thrusts in 30 seconds. Add to the fact that it's not halfway thrusts either, I'm talking tip to balls. This leads to maximun orgasm in the shortest time frame for the both of us. The time I save allows me to spend more time playing video games and reading mlp fanfiction, all from the comfort of moms basement.
Don't worry, I'll host a online course you can enroll in to learn my much sought after techniques.
I am still interested and waiting. When will the online course be ready?.. Will there be any pictures or/and gifs? I like it best with many pictures and few words in short sentences.
I wish my mom had a basement... I could live there, and she would feed me, do my laundry, and order prostitutes for my pleasure. She would make sure they are not some of them nasty fresh-off-the-boat illegally smuggled diseased whores, but just an unlucky modest girl who had some family troubles or something similar. That' be sweet. My sexy-time cloth would be - two different socks and a dirty tanktop, covered in all sorts of greasy stains and whatnot. I would be laying on a couch in that outfit, like a Roman patrician, eating KFC chicken legs. Yeah, and I would have a ridiculous amount of cats in that basement, and they would shit all over the place so there would be a thick catpiss smog, and them cats would do an occasional scuffle, and I would throw chicken bones at them and scream "YOU SHUT DA FUCK UP YOU COCKSUCKING bundle of sticks WHORES!". Those prostitutes would often cry on their way out, and my mom would always pay them a tiny little bit less than it was agreed upon, using smallest of bills and even few coins. He-he-he. Good times.
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