You should read what is written. I like to troll, just like majority of internet inhabitants. And just like majority I ain't good at it. But that won't stop me. Master puppeteer stuff is something you project, has no basis in reality.
Also, in case you haven't figured out already, I'm mildly autistic. Which means that even if I wanted to truly form a bond with this community and act for real or whatever, I really can't. Hard enough to keep relationship with people I don't see on daily basis, having a proper relationship with internet people is impossible task for me.