Conversations with an Islamic Jihadist

[Dooz]

Recently I've been communicating via Twitter with self-identified members of the Islamic State, formerly ISIS, more formerly a lot of things including Al-Qaeda. There's a lot about them in the news lately, so if you're not familiar, you could be with a quick search. During this whole Gaza thing, and now Iraq, I've been looking up those terms (Gaza/Iraq) on Twitter and finding out what I could about the situations there, and eventually that included coming into contact with these individuals, who I was very interested to hear speak for themselves about themselves, rather than the propaganda we are subjected to in "the West".

The following are the interactions I've had with them over the past few days. Names and dates redacted to protect, well, myself. I'm sure it wouldn't be impossible to figure out based on context clues (or my having missed something here or there) if you're crazy and obsessed enough to need to know, but whatever.

Black redactions = IS
Red redactions = Me

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This is the first guy from their group I 'spoke' with. The pic linked in the initial tweet was a compilation of graphic images of Gazan children with their faces blown off and the like. I came across it by looking through the Gaza/Iraq keywords as I mentioned.

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This was a different guy from a few days ago, and the initial tweet I'd responded to was deleted by the time I thought to take these screenshots today. But it said something like "dignity + freedom + prosperity + happiness + religion (and just generally positive things like that, I forget exactly, except 'dignity' was for sure) are what we're fighting for". So the first tweet here is my response to that now-deleted tweet.

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Here is where I start talking to this one guy who is a lot more communicative and willing to engage in long conversations, answering pretty much whatever questions I had for him. He'd responded to a Vice News tweet which I'd seen and noticed his reply and it went from there (first two in the pic here out of order, should be after the initial Vice tweet). There are also a few other people in this thread, both other IS members and Western observers.
Black = the main IS guy I'm talking to
Grey = other IS guy/s who chime in occasionally about certain things
Red = Me
Burgundy = other Westerner

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The main IS guy from the previous exchange 'followed' me on Twitter at some point during it (I will be getting tortured in Guantanamo before long), so in the next day or so when I saw this non-linked, seemingly unsubstantiated retweet from a Vice "reporter", I thought I'd go to him with it and see what he had to say.

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Treading on some thin ice near the end there. Maybe a Fatwah will get me before my own government does. But either way, it's been a fascinating few days for me so far, getting to hear from the proverbial horse's mouth just what they think they're up to and why and all that. And what I've learned is what I've known all along; Everyone is full of shit, and we're all fucked.

[Falka]

That's how you're supposed to talk with muslims:
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[Panos_]

Typical muslim inbred "We kill each other for the last 2000 years for power and religion matters , but the West is to blame for all our misery and suffering"

Ungrateful pricks.


But I don`t blame them, I blame all the fucking hippies and commie pricks that support them, it makes me laugh so hard when I see european women protesting for the muslims in Europe, little do they know that if the muslims had the chance, they would enslave them 

[Christo]

I admire your curiosity, but that was a complete waste of time.

[Oberyn]

The most hilarious thing to me is when they pretend they are "oppressed" by westerners in the countries they immigrate to. They really seem to think they have a god-given right to spread their goat-fucking medieval ideology to the entire planet. They don't seem to understand the only reason they are being allowed to immigrate in the first place is because westerners dismantled their own theocracies in a process that took hundreds of years. That the west is the most tolerant and accepting areas on the entire fucking planet. That they were let in so that they could lead better lives, not reconstruct the fucked up societies they left behind that produce nothing and learn nothing. That they are treated like royalty compared to what any immigrant to their own backwards third world shitholes would experience. Refusing to take any responsability, pretending to be victim martyrs, shifting all blame to the "west" and it's evil jewish zionist masters.

And this is for the so-called "moderates". The extremists, well, how many hundreds of "european" (lol) jihadists have gone to Afghanistan and Iraq and Syria? How many thousands more that sympathize but don't have the balls to? This shit is gonna come to a head sometime soon. And despite how weak and pathetic western response is, the goat-fuckers should have a look at history. They're going to push too far at some point, and have a REAL reason to cry "oppression", and it will be all on them.

[Boerenlater]

The most hilarious thing to me is when they pretend they are "oppressed" by westerners in the countries they immigrate to. They really seem to think they have a god-given right to spread their goat-fucking medieval ideology to the entire planet. They don't seem to understand the only reason they are being allowed to immigrate in the first place is because westerners dismantled their own theocracies in a process that took hundreds of years. That the west is the most tolerant and accepting areas on the entire fucking planet. That they were let in so that they could lead better lives, not reconstruct the fucked up societies they left behind that produce nothing and learn nothing. That they are treated like royalty compared to what any immigrant to their own backwards third world shitholes would experience. Refusing to take any responsability, pretending to be victim martyrs, shifting all blame to the "west" and it's evil jewish zionist masters.

And this is for the so-called "moderates". The extremists, well, how many hundreds of "european" (lol) jihadists have gone to Afghanistan and Iraq and Syria? How many thousands more that sympathize but don't have the balls to? This shit is gonna come to a head sometime soon. And despite how weak and pathetic western response is, the goat-fuckers should have a look at history. They're going to push too far at some point, and have a REAL reason to cry "oppression", and it will be all on them.

Careful there before you're branded as a right winged racist ;)

[Panos_]

And this is for the so-called "moderates". The extremists, well, how many hundreds of "european" (lol) jihadists have gone to Afghanistan and Iraq and Syria? How many thousands more that sympathize but don't have the balls to? This shit is gonna come to a head sometime soon. And despite how weak and pathetic western response is, the goat-fuckers should have a look at history. They're going to push too far at some point, and have a REAL reason to cry "oppression", and it will be all on them.

Ok, this may sound harsh, but from time to time I dream of a modern Crusade 

[Christo]

Snackbars for everyone!

[Oberyn]

But I don`t blame them, I blame all the fucking hippies and commie pricks that support them, it makes me laugh so hard when I see european women protesting for the muslims in Europe, little do they know that if the muslims had the chance, they would enslave them 

The post-modernist cultural marxists do bear a lot of the blame. These hypocritical fuckers are the first to talk shit about oppresive KKKhristians and their awful conservative mores, but try to bring up how much more backwards and fucked up the average muslim mores are and they cry racism and "islamophobia".

Deconstruct and talk shit about western nations, saying they're "fake", that there is no such thing as a "french" culture or identity, doing everything they can to obliterate any sense of belonging or community, but the immigrants? Those "noble savages" have their own culture and identity, you can't expect them to integrate you fascist! They are beautiful and unique cultures, we can't taint them with our disgusting capitalist, colonialist, imperialist false consciousness!

And of course they completely fail to realize their very existence is dependent on western culture. Strangely enough, these traitorous parasitical bundle of stickss exist only in the west, the only places on the planet where this sort of criticism is acceptable and the consequences for it non-existant. All those ivory tower academics wouldn't last a week in all the "noble savage" cultures they defend endlessly, where the slightest hint of deviance is punished harshly. It's as if red blood cells aquired sentience and started doing everything possible to dismantle and destroy white blood cells, the only thing ensuring their existence. They're a fucking disease and they're killing us, slowly but surely.

[Christo]

It's as if red blood cells aquired sentience and started doing everything possible to dismantle and destroy white blood cells

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Busted.

[BASNAK]

"but the West is to blame for all our misery and suffering"

Two major contributers to the instability in the Middle east is the West and Soviet. Intervention in the Middle East and long-lasting chaos seem to go hand in hand.

[Oberyn]

Meh, replace it with plasma cell or antibody, white blood cell is just the most well-known term for it.

[Panos_]

Two major contributers to the instability in the Middle east is the West and Soviet. Intervention in the Middle East and long-lasting chaos seem to go hand in hand.

Thank you for proving my point 


Muslims innocent, the infidels are guilty, top kek. 

[BASNAK]

Thank you for proving my point 


Muslims innocent, the infidels are guilty, top kek. 

Open any history book and read about the dissolution of the Ottoman Empire, countries created with borders drawn with rulers, ending up mixing all sorts of people and religions, CIA and KGB intervention in replacing country leaders to their benefit and the direct invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.

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[Oberyn]

Two major contributers to the instability in the Middle east is the West and Soviet. Intervention in the Middle East and long-lasting chaos seem to go hand in hand.

The West and the Soviets could've never layed a hand on any muslim land and it would be just as fucked as it is today. No, actually I tell a lie, it'd be much, much worse.
Funny how a country like Vietnam, that suffered at the hands of colonials and cold war warriors to a much greater degree than any mid-east country, is today a fully functional country. Funny how Japan and South Korea, completely destroyed by war, are today some of the wealthiest and technologically advanced nations on the planet. You want to know why the mid-east is different? Here's a hint, the aforementioned goat-fucking ideology. It's why the average muslim will shift the blame to the "west" and wild zionist conspiracies endlessly.

Because Islam is love. Islam is life. It couldn't possibly be Islam that's the problem, no. It's those evil foreigners always coming to mess with our shit. I'm sure that's why there's more books written in Spain in one year than there have been in the entire muslim world in decades, why practically no literature at all is translated into arabic, why the only respected universities that publish anything of worth are concentrated almost entirely in Turkey, with one or two in Egypt and a desert everywhere else, why there have been so, so few Nobel laureates proportionally from the region.