Realy dark humour thread

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[Ikarus]

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[Molly]

[...]No one cares about your opinion here mate.

And why should I care about yours exactly?

[Kaido]

 

[Molly]

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[Jona]

Dicks can handle the pressure of condoms, dicks can handle the pressure of vaginas. Baby skulls can handle the pressure of vaginas therefore they can handle the pressure of condoms.

Logic 101.

There is literally no logic to your logic. Seriously, you can't even call that logic if you are a remotely sane individual.

That said, obviously a baby's skull will be able to withstand the pressure of an average condom.

Common Sense 101.

[Latvian]

there is a thin line between dark humour and being stupid  the condom on baby head is stupid.

[Kaido]

there is a thin line between dark humour and being stupid  the condom on baby head is stupid.

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[Ikarus]

You know those friends whom you watch blooper/funny accidents videos with and instead of laughting, they always say "he probably broke his blablabla etc" or "oh god, you can really hurt yourself with that."
and instantly kill all the fun?

Don´t be those friends. If you don´t find something funny (especially in a really dark humor thread), politely ignore it, please
*coughcoughLatviancoughMollycoughcough*

[Molly]

You know those friends you watch movies with and they all start laughing about something you don't find funny, you mumbling silently "huehuehue" in a sarcastic way and they get all fired up about literally nothing?

Don't be those kind of friends.

*coughherezycoughikaruscough*   

Why all this fuzz. Let's just continue... Jesus...

Edit: In case you don't like my comment, ignore it please 

[Kafein]

There is literally no logic to your logic. Seriously, you can't even call that logic if you are a remotely sane individual.

That said, obviously a baby's skull will be able to withstand the pressure of an average condom.

Common Sense 101.

Common sense is merely an idiom designating an agglomeration of cognitive biases and approximative knowledge. Using common sense when making important decisions only works when intuition follows reality, which is never the case, to a certain degree of accuracy.

A condom will apply a much stronger resistance to stretching when it is already stretched. Hence a condom applies a much stronger force to the baby's head than it would to a penis, except if the penis and the baby's head had the same size and the same resistance to compression. I don't think it's strong enough to cause permanent deformations of the skull of the baby unless he lives with a condom on his head for a very long time. By the way some cultures including for example the Huns used to carry out artificial cranial deformation on their children using a similar technique. Specifically the Huns wanted their heads to look flat.

But of course the joke was still funny in my opinion, I chuckled a bit.

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